Play by Play
| 3rd Quarter | ||||
| Tombstone Hooligans 15:00 | ||||
| 15:00 | Kickoff by ONE LEG MALLOY, 52 yd, fielded by Crazy Hooligan Returns (26.5 yd return) [Big Hit tackle: DON TAYLOR] | Replay | ||
| 14:55 | 1st & 10 | OWN 44.5 | Herman Munster III pass to Stone Hands No Wheels Jr. up the left side, caught (15 yd gain) [tackle: CLEMENT BORSCH] | Replay |
| 14:20 | 1st & 10 | OPP 40.5 | Nick Mosley rush to the right (3.5 yd gain) [Monster Hit tackle: FORTUNE BESWICK] | Replay |
| 13:43 | 2nd & 6.5 | OPP 37 | Herman Munster III pass to Stone Hands No Wheels Jr. up the left side [deflected by CORY BENDER] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 13:38 | 3rd & 6.5 | OPP 37 | Andre Coronado pass to Vanishing Vito The Vaporizer™ up the left side, thrown low (dropped - incomplete) | Replay |
| 13:33 | 4th & 6.5 | OPP 37 | Punt by Neymar Jr. Jr., 32 yd (out of bounds) | Replay |
| Sharp Dressed Men 13:26 | ||||
| 13:26 | 1st & 10 | OWN 5 | PEARLY GATES rush to the right (1.5 yd gain) [tackle: Crazy Hooligan CB2] | Replay |
| 12:52 | 2nd & 8.5 | OWN 6.5 | BURGER MAN screen pass to MANIC MECHANIC to the left side, caught (2 yd gain) [tackle: Zack Zona] | Replay |
| 12:16 | 3rd & 6.5 | OWN 8 | BURGER MAN screen pass to BLACK FLY to the right side, caught (4.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Woody Norwood] | Replay |
| 11:34 | 4th & 2 | OWN 13 | Punt by JAKE THE PEG, 33 yd, fielded by Crazy Hooligan Returns (6 yd return) [tackle: FORTUNE BESWICK] | Replay |
| Tombstone Hooligans 11:26 | ||||
| 11:26 | 1st & 10 | OPP 40 | Jocko Willink rush to the left (8 yd gain) [tackle: CORY BENDER] | Replay |
| 11:00 | 2nd & 2 | OPP 32 | Andre Coronado pass to Vanishing Vito The Vaporizer™ up the left side [deflected by CLEMENT BORSCH] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 10:55 | 3rd & 2 | OPP 32 | Dr. Eldon Tyrell rush to the right (2 yd gain) [diving tackle: DENIS TANNER] | Replay |
| 10:12 | 4th & inches | OPP 30 | Nick Mosley rush up the middle (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: FORTUNE BESWICK] | Replay |
| 9:44 | 1st & 10 | OPP 27.5 | Dr. Eldon Tyrell rush to the right (4.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: IAN LAWSON] | Replay |
| 9:02 | 2nd & 5.5 | OPP 23 | Andre Coronado pass to Judo Jimmy the Judoka over the middle [deflected by INDIGO LARSON] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 8:58 | 3rd & 5.5 | OPP 23 | Nick Mosley rush [missed diving tackle: DENIS TANNER] [missed tackle: INDIGO LARSON (Power Through)] [missed diving tackle: CALICO BURNSIDE] [missed tackle: COLIN BRIDGES] to the right (7.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: DEWEY ELLIOT] | Replay |
| 8:27 | 1st & 10 | OPP 15.5 | Dr. Eldon Tyrell rush to the right (3 yd gain) [tackle: CLEMENT BORSCH] | Replay |
| 7:58 | 2nd & 7 | OPP 12.5 | Herman Munster III pass to Stone Hands No Wheels Jr. up the left side, caught (7.5 yd gain) [tackle: CORY BENDER] | Replay |
| 7:21 | 1st & G | OPP 5 | Andre Coronado pass to Vanishing Vito The Vaporizer™ over the middle [deflected by CORY BENDER] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 7:16 | 2nd & G | OPP 5 | Nick Mosley rush to the right (3.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: DEWEY ELLIOT] | Replay |
| 6:50 | 3rd & G | OPP 2 | Dr. Eldon Tyrell rush [TD] up the middle (2 yd gain) | Replay |
| 6:46 | Extra point attempted by Neil Rackers Jr. Jr., made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Sharp Dressed Men 6:46 | ||||
| 6:46 | Kickoff by Neil Rackers Jr. Jr., 51 yd, fielded by AFTER BURNER (20.5 yd return) [diving tackle: Neil Rackers Jr. Jr.] | Replay | ||
| 6:42 | 1st & 10 | OWN 39 | PEARLY GATES rush to the right (3 yd gain) [tackle: Lazaro Redd] | Replay |
| 6:15 | 2nd & 7 | OWN 42 | BURGER MAN bad pass to TEN DOLLAR MAN, hurried by Mordred Kingslayer, over the middle (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 6:09 | 3rd & 7 | OWN 42 | BURGER MAN screen pass to MANIC MECHANIC to the left side, caught (5.5 yd gain) [tackle: Crazy Hooligan LB] | Replay |
| 5:37 | 4th & 1.5 | OWN 47.5 | MEXICAN BLACKBIRD rush up the middle (4.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Getoo DaChoppa] | Replay |
| 5:06 | 1st & 10 | OPP 48 | MEXICAN BLACKBIRD rush up the middle (2 yd gain) [diving tackle: The Sack Man Jr. Jr.] | Replay |
| 4:23 | 2nd & 8 | OPP 46 | BURGER MAN pitch to PEARLY GATES to the right (2 yd loss) [diving tackle: Ripple Moonshot] | Replay |
| 3:48 | 3rd & 10 | OPP 48 | BURGER MAN pass to BUCK NEKKID, hurried by The Sack Man Jr. Jr., up the right side, caught (10 yd gain) [tackle: Adrian Wilson] | Replay |
| 3:18 | 4th & inches | OPP 38 | PEARLY GATES rush to the right (0.5 yd loss) (turnover on downs) [tackle: Ripple Moonshot] | Replay |
| Tombstone Hooligans 3:14 | ||||
| 3:14 | 1st & 10 | OWN 38.5 | False start penalty committed by Meatloaf Meadows | Replay |
| 3:14 | 1st & 15 | OWN 33.5 | False start penalty committed by Meatloaf Meadows | Replay |
| 3:14 | 1st & 20 | OWN 28.5 | Andre Coronado pass to Crazy hooligan WR2 up the right side, caught (10.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: CLIVE BENSON] | Replay |
| 2:37 | 2nd & 9.5 | OWN 39 | Herman Munster III pass to Stone Hands No Wheels Jr. up the left side, caught (6.5 yd gain) [tackle: CORY BENDER] | Replay |
| 2:05 | 3rd & 3 | OWN 45.5 | Andre Coronado pass to Vanishing Vito The Vaporizer™ up the left side [deflected by FRANK SMITH] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 2:02 | 4th & 3 | OWN 45.5 | Punt by Neymar Jr. Jr., 47 yd (out of bounds) | Replay |
| Sharp Dressed Men 1:55 | ||||
| 1:55 | 1st & 10 | OWN 7.5 | PEARLY GATES rush to the right (2 yd gain) [tackle: Maxwell Welsh] | Replay |
| 1:13 | 2nd & 8 | OWN 9.5 | BURGER MAN pitch to MEXICAN BLACKBIRD [missed tackle: Crazy Hooligan CB] to the left (5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Full House Herbert] | Replay |
| 0:38 | 3rd & 3 | OWN 14 | False start penalty committed by O T 3 | Replay |
| 0:38 | 3rd & 8 | OWN 9 | BURGER MAN pass to MASTER OF SPARKS, hurried by Jazon Voorhees, up the left side [deflected by Screamin' Banshee] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 0:32 | 4th & 8 | OWN 9 | Punt by JAKE THE PEG, 27 yd, fielded by Crazy Hooligan Returns [TD] (37 yd return) | Replay |
| Tombstone Hooligans 0:20 | ||||
| 0:20 | Extra point attempted by Neil Rackers Jr. Jr., made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Sharp Dressed Men 0:20 | ||||
| 0:20 | Kickoff by Neil Rackers Jr. Jr., 52 yd, fielded by AFTER BURNER [missed tackle: Maxwell Welsh] (22 yd return) [tackle: Screamin' Banshee] | Replay | ||
| 0:14 | 1st & 10 | OWN 39.5 | BURGER MAN pitch to PEARLY GATES [missed tackle: Chihuahua House Alarm] to the right (0.5 yd gain) [tackle: Crazy Hooligan LB2] | Replay |