Play by Play
| 1st Quarter | ||||
| Sharp Dressed Men 15:00 | ||||
| 15:00 | Kickoff by Neil Rackers Jr. Jr., 47 yd, fielded by AFTER BURNER (14 yd return) [tackle: Screamin' Banshee] | Replay | ||
| 14:57 | 1st & 10 | OWN 36.5 | BURGER MAN pass to BUCK NEKKID over the middle [deflected by Ripple Moonshot] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 14:52 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 36.5 | BURGER MAN pass to BUCK NEKKID over the middle [deflected by Ripple Moonshot] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 14:47 | 3rd & 10 | OWN 36.5 | BURGER MAN screen pass to BLACK FLY, hurried by Lazaro Redd, to the right side, caught (2 yd gain) [tackle: Adrian Wilson] | Replay |
| 14:20 | 4th & 8 | OWN 38.5 | Punt by JAKE THE PEG, 49 yd, fielded by Crazy Hooligan Returns (19.5 yd return) [diving tackle: FORTUNE BESWICK] | Replay |
| Tombstone Hooligans 14:11 | ||||
| 14:11 | 1st & 10 | OWN 32.5 | Andre Coronado pass to Stone Hands No Wheels Jr. up the left side [deflected by CHRIS BRANDON] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 14:05 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 32.5 | Herman Munster III pass to Jay "No Angel" Dobyns up the right side, caught (14 yd gain) [tackle: STEVE SOBERS] | Replay |
| 13:34 | 1st & 10 | OWN 46.5 | Andre Coronado pass to Crazy hooligan WR2 up the right side, caught (5.5 yd gain) [tackle: CLIVE BENSON] | Replay |
| 13:00 | 2nd & 4.5 | OPP 48 | Reno Cujo rush up the middle (1.5 yd gain) [tackle: IAN LAWSON] | Replay |
| 12:29 | 3rd & 2.5 | OPP 46 | Nick Mosley rush [missed tackle: DAVID TEAL] up the middle (5 yd gain) [diving tackle: CHRIS BRANDON] | Replay |
| 11:47 | 1st & 10 | OPP 41.5 | Andre Coronado pass to Jocko Willink over the middle, caught (26.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: CLEMENT BORSCH] | Replay |
| 11:16 | 1st & 10 | OPP 14.5 | Dr. Eldon Tyrell rush to the right (2 yd gain) [tackle: IAN LAWSON] | Replay |
| 10:36 | 2nd & 8 | OPP 13 | Nick Mosley rush up the middle (5.5 yd gain) [tackle: FELIX SORRENTO] | Replay |
| 10:00 | 3rd & 3 | OPP 7.5 | Andre Coronado pass to Judo Jimmy the Judoka over the middle [deflected by IAN LAWSON] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 9:55 | 4th & 3 | OPP 7.5 | 24.5 yd field goal attempted by Neil Rackers Jr. Jr., made [FG] | Replay |
| Sharp Dressed Men 9:51 | ||||
| 9:51 | Kickoff by Neil Rackers Jr. Jr., 50 yd, fielded by AFTER BURNER (24.5 yd return) [tackle: Maxwell Welsh] | Replay | ||
| 9:46 | 1st & 10 | OWN 45 | False start penalty committed by O G 1 | Replay |
| 9:46 | 1st & 15 | OWN 40 | PEARLY GATES rush up the middle (0.5 yd gain) [tackle: Dauphin of Viennois] | Replay |
| 9:11 | 2nd & 14.5 | OWN 40.5 | BURGER MAN pass to BLACK FLY up the left side [deflected by Crazy Hooligan CB] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 9:06 | 3rd & 14.5 | OWN 40.5 | BURGER MAN pass to KO KO BLUE up the left side, caught (8 yd gain) [tackle: Bobby Bruce] | Replay |
| 8:37 | 4th & 6.5 | OWN 48.5 | Punt by JAKE THE PEG, 39 yd (out of bounds) | Replay |
| Tombstone Hooligans 8:31 | ||||
| 8:31 | 1st & 10 | OWN 13 | Nick Mosley rush to the right (5 yd gain) [tackle: DENIS TANNER] | Replay |
| 8:02 | 2nd & 5 | OWN 18 | Dr. Eldon Tyrell rush to the right (3 yd gain) [diving tackle: DENIS TANNER] | Replay |
| 7:32 | 3rd & 2 | OWN 21 | Nick Mosley rush to the right (2 yd gain) [diving tackle: DAVID TEAL] | Replay |
| 7:05 | 4th & inches | OWN 23 | Dr. Eldon Tyrell rush to the right (2.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: DAVID TEAL] | Replay |
| 6:29 | 1st & 10 | OWN 25.5 | Herman Munster III pass to Stone Hands No Wheels Jr. up the left side, caught (21 yd gain) [diving tackle: FRANK SMITH] | Replay |
| 5:45 | 1st & 10 | OWN 46.5 | Dr. Eldon Tyrell rush to the right (4 yd gain) [diving tackle: FELIX SORRENTO] | Replay |
| 5:20 | 2nd & 6 | OPP 49.5 | Nick Mosley rush to the right (3.5 yd gain) [Monster Hit diving tackle: FORTUNE BESWICK] | Replay |
| 4:42 | 3rd & 2.5 | OPP 46 | Dr. Eldon Tyrell rush to the right (2.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: DON TAYLOR] | Replay |
| 4:08 | 1st & 10 | OPP 43.5 | Nick Mosley rush to the right (3 yd gain) [tackle: SAM SELLECK] | Replay |
| 3:25 | 2nd & 7 | OPP 40.5 | Dr. Eldon Tyrell rush up the middle (1.5 yd gain) [tackle: DANIEL EMERY] | Replay |
| 2:51 | 3rd & 5.5 | OPP 39 | Herman Munster III pitch to Seth Gecko to the left (0.5 yd gain) [tackle: FRANK SMITH] | Replay |
| 2:14 | 4th & 5 | OPP 38.5 | Punt by Neymar Jr. Jr., 22 yd (out of bounds) | Replay |
| Sharp Dressed Men 2:09 | ||||
| 2:09 | 1st & 10 | OWN 16.5 | BURGER MAN pass to KO KO BLUE up the left side, caught (14 yd gain) [tackle: Crazy Hooligan CB] | Replay |
| 1:33 | 1st & 10 | OWN 30 | PEARLY GATES rush up the middle (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: Crazy Hooligan LB] | Replay |
| 0:59 | 2nd & 7.5 | OWN 32.5 | False start penalty committed by C 1 | Replay |
| 0:59 | 2nd & 12.5 | OWN 27.5 | BURGER MAN screen pass to BLACK FLY to the right side, caught (1.5 yd gain) [tackle: Crazy Hooligan LB2] | Replay |
| 0:28 | 3rd & 11 | OWN 29.5 | BURGER MAN screen pass to VELCRO FLY to the right side, caught (1.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Chihuahua House Alarm] | Replay |