Play by Play
| 1st Quarter | ||||
| Sharp Dressed Men 15:00 | ||||
| 15:00 | Kickoff by Neil Rackers Jr. Jr., 47 yd, fielded by AFTER BURNER (14 yd return) [tackle: Screamin' Banshee] | Replay | ||
| 14:57 | 1st & 10 | OWN 36.5 | BURGER MAN pass to BUCK NEKKID over the middle [deflected by Ripple Moonshot] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 14:52 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 36.5 | BURGER MAN pass to BUCK NEKKID over the middle [deflected by Ripple Moonshot] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 14:47 | 3rd & 10 | OWN 36.5 | BURGER MAN screen pass to BLACK FLY, hurried by Lazaro Redd, to the right side, caught (2 yd gain) [tackle: Adrian Wilson] | Replay |
| 14:20 | 4th & 8 | OWN 38.5 | Punt by JAKE THE PEG, 49 yd, fielded by Crazy Hooligan Returns (19.5 yd return) [diving tackle: FORTUNE BESWICK] | Replay |
| Tombstone Hooligans 14:11 | ||||
| 14:11 | 1st & 10 | OWN 32.5 | Andre Coronado pass to Stone Hands No Wheels Jr. up the left side [deflected by CHRIS BRANDON] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 14:05 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 32.5 | Herman Munster III pass to Jay "No Angel" Dobyns up the right side, caught (14 yd gain) [tackle: STEVE SOBERS] | Replay |
| 13:34 | 1st & 10 | OWN 46.5 | Andre Coronado pass to Crazy hooligan WR2 up the right side, caught (5.5 yd gain) [tackle: CLIVE BENSON] | Replay |
| 13:00 | 2nd & 4.5 | OPP 48 | Reno Cujo rush up the middle (1.5 yd gain) [tackle: IAN LAWSON] | Replay |
| 12:29 | 3rd & 2.5 | OPP 46 | Nick Mosley rush [missed tackle: DAVID TEAL] up the middle (5 yd gain) [diving tackle: CHRIS BRANDON] | Replay |
| 11:47 | 1st & 10 | OPP 41.5 | Andre Coronado pass to Jocko Willink over the middle, caught (26.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: CLEMENT BORSCH] | Replay |
| 11:16 | 1st & 10 | OPP 14.5 | Dr. Eldon Tyrell rush to the right (2 yd gain) [tackle: IAN LAWSON] | Replay |
| 10:36 | 2nd & 8 | OPP 13 | Nick Mosley rush up the middle (5.5 yd gain) [tackle: FELIX SORRENTO] | Replay |
| 10:00 | 3rd & 3 | OPP 7.5 | Andre Coronado pass to Judo Jimmy the Judoka over the middle [deflected by IAN LAWSON] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 9:55 | 4th & 3 | OPP 7.5 | 24.5 yd field goal attempted by Neil Rackers Jr. Jr., made [FG] | Replay |
| Sharp Dressed Men 9:51 | ||||
| 9:51 | Kickoff by Neil Rackers Jr. Jr., 50 yd, fielded by AFTER BURNER (24.5 yd return) [tackle: Maxwell Welsh] | Replay | ||
| 9:46 | 1st & 10 | OWN 45 | False start penalty committed by O G 1 | Replay |
| 9:46 | 1st & 15 | OWN 40 | PEARLY GATES rush up the middle (0.5 yd gain) [tackle: Dauphin of Viennois] | Replay |
| 9:11 | 2nd & 14.5 | OWN 40.5 | BURGER MAN pass to BLACK FLY up the left side [deflected by Crazy Hooligan CB] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 9:06 | 3rd & 14.5 | OWN 40.5 | BURGER MAN pass to KO KO BLUE up the left side, caught (8 yd gain) [tackle: Bobby Bruce] | Replay |
| 8:37 | 4th & 6.5 | OWN 48.5 | Punt by JAKE THE PEG, 39 yd (out of bounds) | Replay |
| Tombstone Hooligans 8:31 | ||||
| 8:31 | 1st & 10 | OWN 13 | Nick Mosley rush to the right (5 yd gain) [tackle: DENIS TANNER] | Replay |
| 8:02 | 2nd & 5 | OWN 18 | Dr. Eldon Tyrell rush to the right (3 yd gain) [diving tackle: DENIS TANNER] | Replay |
| 7:32 | 3rd & 2 | OWN 21 | Nick Mosley rush to the right (2 yd gain) [diving tackle: DAVID TEAL] | Replay |
| 7:05 | 4th & inches | OWN 23 | Dr. Eldon Tyrell rush to the right (2.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: DAVID TEAL] | Replay |
| 6:29 | 1st & 10 | OWN 25.5 | Herman Munster III pass to Stone Hands No Wheels Jr. up the left side, caught (21 yd gain) [diving tackle: FRANK SMITH] | Replay |
| 5:45 | 1st & 10 | OWN 46.5 | Dr. Eldon Tyrell rush to the right (4 yd gain) [diving tackle: FELIX SORRENTO] | Replay |
| 5:20 | 2nd & 6 | OPP 49.5 | Nick Mosley rush to the right (3.5 yd gain) [Monster Hit diving tackle: FORTUNE BESWICK] | Replay |
| 4:42 | 3rd & 2.5 | OPP 46 | Dr. Eldon Tyrell rush to the right (2.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: DON TAYLOR] | Replay |
| 4:08 | 1st & 10 | OPP 43.5 | Nick Mosley rush to the right (3 yd gain) [tackle: SAM SELLECK] | Replay |
| 3:25 | 2nd & 7 | OPP 40.5 | Dr. Eldon Tyrell rush up the middle (1.5 yd gain) [tackle: DANIEL EMERY] | Replay |
| 2:51 | 3rd & 5.5 | OPP 39 | Herman Munster III pitch to Seth Gecko to the left (0.5 yd gain) [tackle: FRANK SMITH] | Replay |
| 2:14 | 4th & 5 | OPP 38.5 | Punt by Neymar Jr. Jr., 22 yd (out of bounds) | Replay |
| Sharp Dressed Men 2:09 | ||||
| 2:09 | 1st & 10 | OWN 16.5 | BURGER MAN pass to KO KO BLUE up the left side, caught (14 yd gain) [tackle: Crazy Hooligan CB] | Replay |
| 1:33 | 1st & 10 | OWN 30 | PEARLY GATES rush up the middle (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: Crazy Hooligan LB] | Replay |
| 0:59 | 2nd & 7.5 | OWN 32.5 | False start penalty committed by C 1 | Replay |
| 0:59 | 2nd & 12.5 | OWN 27.5 | BURGER MAN screen pass to BLACK FLY to the right side, caught (1.5 yd gain) [tackle: Crazy Hooligan LB2] | Replay |
| 0:28 | 3rd & 11 | OWN 29.5 | BURGER MAN screen pass to VELCRO FLY to the right side, caught (1.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Chihuahua House Alarm] | Replay |
| 2nd Quarter | ||||
| 15:00 | 4th & 9.5 | OWN 31 | Punt by JAKE THE PEG, 47 yd, fielded by Crazy Hooligan Returns (12.5 yd return) [tackle: S T G N R 2] | Replay |
| Tombstone Hooligans 14:51 | ||||
| 14:51 | 1st & 10 | OWN 34.5 | Andre Coronado pass to Vanishing Vito The Vaporizer™ up the left side, caught (11 yd gain) [diving tackle: IAN LAWSON] | Replay |
| 14:09 | 1st & 10 | OWN 45.5 | Nick Mosley rush up the middle (0.5 yd gain) [tackle: FORTUNE BESWICK] | Replay |
| 13:38 | 2nd & 9.5 | OWN 46 | Andre Coronado pass to Vanishing Vito The Vaporizer™ up the left side [deflected by COLIN BRIDGES] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 13:32 | 3rd & 9.5 | OWN 46 | Herman Munster III pass to Stone Hands No Wheels Jr. up the left side [deflected by CALICO BURNSIDE] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 13:25 | 4th & 9.5 | OWN 46 | Punt by Neymar Jr. Jr., 22 yd, fielded by AFTER BURNER (4.5 yd return) [diving tackle: Ripple Moonshot] | Replay |
| Sharp Dressed Men 13:18 | ||||
| 13:18 | 1st & 10 | OWN 36.5 | MEXICAN BLACKBIRD rush up the middle (4 yd gain) [tackle: Judge Dredd] | Replay |
| 12:45 | 2nd & 6 | OWN 40.5 | BURGER MAN sacked by The Sack Man Jr. Jr. (4.5 yd loss) | Replay |
| 12:03 | 3rd & 10.5 | OWN 36 | BURGER MAN pass to KO KO BLUE up the left side [deflected by Bobby Bruce] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 11:57 | 4th & 10.5 | OWN 36 | Punt by JAKE THE PEG, 31 yd, fielded by Crazy Hooligan Returns (fair catch) | Replay |
| Tombstone Hooligans 11:51 | ||||
| 11:51 | 1st & 10 | OWN 33.5 | Andre Coronado pass to Stone Hands No Wheels Jr. up the left side, caught (10 yd gain) [tackle: INDIGO LARSON] | Replay |
| 11:13 | 1st & 10 | OWN 43.5 | Nick Mosley rush to the right (4 yd gain) [tackle: CLIVE BENSON] | Replay |
| 10:41 | 2nd & 6 | OWN 47.5 | Dr. Eldon Tyrell rush [missed diving tackle: CORY BENDER] to the left (4.5 yd gain) [tackle: DAVID TEAL] | Replay |
| 10:13 | 3rd & 2 | OPP 48.5 | False start penalty committed by Giovanni Joyce | Replay |
| 10:13 | 3rd & 7 | OWN 46.5 | Herman Munster III pass to Jay "No Angel" Dobyns up the right side [deflected by SAM SELLECK] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 10:08 | 4th & 7 | OWN 46.5 | Punt by Neymar Jr. Jr., 39 yd (out of bounds) | Replay |
| Sharp Dressed Men 10:02 | ||||
| 10:02 | 1st & 10 | OWN 14.5 | BURGER MAN pitch to MEXICAN BLACKBIRD up the middle (6.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Chihuahua House Alarm] | Replay |
| 9:32 | 2nd & 3.5 | OWN 21 | CONCRETE AND STEEL rush up the middle (4 yd gain) [tackle: Woody Norwood] | Replay |
| 8:51 | 1st & 10 | OWN 25 | PEARLY GATES rush [missed tackle: Judge Dredd] up the middle (4.5 yd gain) [tackle: Jameson Whiskey] | Replay |
| 8:06 | 2nd & 5.5 | OWN 29.5 | BURGER MAN pass to VELCRO FLY up the right side [deflected by Crazy Hooligan CB2] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 8:00 | 3rd & 5.5 | OWN 29.5 | BURGER MAN screen pass to MANIC MECHANIC to the right side, caught (no gain) [tackle: Crazy Hooligan LB] | Replay |
| 7:34 | 4th & 5.5 | OWN 29.5 | Punt by JAKE THE PEG, 35 yd, fielded by Crazy Hooligan Returns (8 yd return) [tackle: S T G N R] | Replay |
| Tombstone Hooligans 7:26 | ||||
| 7:26 | 1st & 10 | OWN 43.5 | Andre Coronado pass to Seth Gecko up the left side, caught (10.5 yd gain) [tackle: FRANK SMITH] | Replay |
| 6:53 | 1st & 10 | OPP 46 | Herman Munster III pass to Richie Gecko up the left side, caught (4 yd gain) [diving tackle: COLIN BRIDGES] | Replay |
| 6:18 | 2nd & 6 | OPP 42 | Nick Mosley rush to the right (6.5 yd gain) [tackle: SLOMO BENNETT] | Replay |
| 5:39 | 1st & 10 | OPP 35.5 | Dr. Eldon Tyrell rush to the right (4 yd gain) [tackle: INDIGO LARSON] | Replay |
| 4:58 | 2nd & 6 | OPP 31.5 | Nick Mosley rush to the right (2.5 yd gain) [Monster Hit tackle: DEWEY ELLIOT] | Replay |
| 4:29 | 3rd & 3.5 | OPP 29 | Andre Coronado pass to Jay "No Angel" Dobyns over the middle, caught (9.5 yd gain) [tackle: SAM SELLECK] | Replay |
| 3:51 | 1st & 10 | OPP 19.5 | Herman Munster III pass to Jay "No Angel" Dobyns up the left side, caught (7 yd gain) [diving tackle: COLIN BRIDGES] | Replay |
| 3:06 | 2nd & 3 | OPP 12.5 | Andre Coronado pass to Vanishing Vito The Vaporizer™ up the left side, caught [TD] (12.5 yd gain) | Replay |
| 3:01 | Extra point attempted by Neil Rackers Jr. Jr., made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Sharp Dressed Men 3:01 | ||||
| 3:01 | Kickoff by Neil Rackers Jr. Jr., 47 yd, fielded by AFTER BURNER (12 yd return) [tackle: Judge Dredd] | Replay | ||
| 2:58 | 1st & 10 | OWN 35 | BURGER MAN pass to VELCRO FLY, hurried by Lazaro Redd, up the right side [thrown away], out of bounds (incomplete) | Replay |
| 2:54 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 35 | BURGER MAN pass to MANIC MECHANIC, hurried by Jazon Voorhees, up the left side, caught (3.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Getoo DaChoppa] | Replay |
| 2:09 | 3rd & 6.5 | OWN 39 | False start penalty committed by O G 3 | Replay |
| 2:09 | 3rd & 11.5 | OWN 34 | BURGER MAN pass to I GOT THE SIX over the middle [deflected by Judge Dredd] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 2:03 | 4th & 11.5 | OWN 34 | Punt by JAKE THE PEG, 45 yd, fielded by Crazy Hooligan Returns (16.5 yd return) [tackle: FORTUNE BESWICK] | Replay |
| Tombstone Hooligans 1:53 | ||||
| 1:53 | 1st & 10 | OWN 37 | Herman Munster III pass to Jay "No Angel" Dobyns up the left side, caught (6 yd gain) [diving tackle: COLIN BRIDGES] | Replay |
| 1:23 | 2nd & 4 | OWN 43 | Andre Coronado pass to Stone Hands No Wheels Jr. up the left side (dropped - incomplete) | Replay |
| 1:18 | 3rd & 4 | OWN 43 | Herman Munster III pass to Crazy hooligan WR2 up the left side, caught (4.5 yd gain) [tackle: CLIVE BENSON] | Replay |
| 0:45 | 1st & 10 | OWN 47.5 | Offensive Timeout Called: Tombstone Hooligans | Replay |
| 0:45 | 1st & 10 | OWN 47.5 | Andre Coronado pass to Stone Hands No Wheels Jr. up the left side, caught (7 yd gain) [tackle: COLIN BRIDGES] | Replay |
| 0:39 | 2nd & 3 | OPP 45 | Offensive Timeout Called: Tombstone Hooligans | Replay |
| 0:39 | 2nd & 3 | OPP 45 | Herman Munster III pass to Crazy hooligan WR2 up the right side, caught (6.5 yd gain) [tackle: IAN LAWSON] | Replay |
| 0:24 | 1st & 10 | OPP 38.5 | Andre Coronado pass to Crazy hooligan WR2, hurried by DANIEL EMERY, up the left side, caught (9.5 yd gain) [tackle: INDIGO LARSON] | Replay |
| 0:03 | 2nd & 0.5 | OPP 29 | Herman Munster III pass to Vanishing Vito The Vaporizer™ up the left side, caught (10 yd gain) [diving tackle: CALICO BURNSIDE] | Replay |
| 3rd Quarter | ||||
| 15:00 | Kickoff by ONE LEG MALLOY, 52 yd, fielded by Crazy Hooligan Returns (26.5 yd return) [Big Hit tackle: DON TAYLOR] | Replay | ||
| 14:55 | 1st & 10 | OWN 44.5 | Herman Munster III pass to Stone Hands No Wheels Jr. up the left side, caught (15 yd gain) [tackle: CLEMENT BORSCH] | Replay |
| 14:20 | 1st & 10 | OPP 40.5 | Nick Mosley rush to the right (3.5 yd gain) [Monster Hit tackle: FORTUNE BESWICK] | Replay |
| 13:43 | 2nd & 6.5 | OPP 37 | Herman Munster III pass to Stone Hands No Wheels Jr. up the left side [deflected by CORY BENDER] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 13:38 | 3rd & 6.5 | OPP 37 | Andre Coronado pass to Vanishing Vito The Vaporizer™ up the left side, thrown low (dropped - incomplete) | Replay |
| 13:33 | 4th & 6.5 | OPP 37 | Punt by Neymar Jr. Jr., 32 yd (out of bounds) | Replay |
| Sharp Dressed Men 13:26 | ||||
| 13:26 | 1st & 10 | OWN 5 | PEARLY GATES rush to the right (1.5 yd gain) [tackle: Crazy Hooligan CB2] | Replay |
| 12:52 | 2nd & 8.5 | OWN 6.5 | BURGER MAN screen pass to MANIC MECHANIC to the left side, caught (2 yd gain) [tackle: Zack Zona] | Replay |
| 12:16 | 3rd & 6.5 | OWN 8 | BURGER MAN screen pass to BLACK FLY to the right side, caught (4.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Woody Norwood] | Replay |
| 11:34 | 4th & 2 | OWN 13 | Punt by JAKE THE PEG, 33 yd, fielded by Crazy Hooligan Returns (6 yd return) [tackle: FORTUNE BESWICK] | Replay |
| Tombstone Hooligans 11:26 | ||||
| 11:26 | 1st & 10 | OPP 40 | Jocko Willink rush to the left (8 yd gain) [tackle: CORY BENDER] | Replay |
| 11:00 | 2nd & 2 | OPP 32 | Andre Coronado pass to Vanishing Vito The Vaporizer™ up the left side [deflected by CLEMENT BORSCH] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 10:55 | 3rd & 2 | OPP 32 | Dr. Eldon Tyrell rush to the right (2 yd gain) [diving tackle: DENIS TANNER] | Replay |
| 10:12 | 4th & inches | OPP 30 | Nick Mosley rush up the middle (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: FORTUNE BESWICK] | Replay |
| 9:44 | 1st & 10 | OPP 27.5 | Dr. Eldon Tyrell rush to the right (4.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: IAN LAWSON] | Replay |
| 9:02 | 2nd & 5.5 | OPP 23 | Andre Coronado pass to Judo Jimmy the Judoka over the middle [deflected by INDIGO LARSON] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 8:58 | 3rd & 5.5 | OPP 23 | Nick Mosley rush [missed diving tackle: DENIS TANNER] [missed tackle: INDIGO LARSON (Power Through)] [missed diving tackle: CALICO BURNSIDE] [missed tackle: COLIN BRIDGES] to the right (7.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: DEWEY ELLIOT] | Replay |
| 8:27 | 1st & 10 | OPP 15.5 | Dr. Eldon Tyrell rush to the right (3 yd gain) [tackle: CLEMENT BORSCH] | Replay |
| 7:58 | 2nd & 7 | OPP 12.5 | Herman Munster III pass to Stone Hands No Wheels Jr. up the left side, caught (7.5 yd gain) [tackle: CORY BENDER] | Replay |
| 7:21 | 1st & G | OPP 5 | Andre Coronado pass to Vanishing Vito The Vaporizer™ over the middle [deflected by CORY BENDER] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 7:16 | 2nd & G | OPP 5 | Nick Mosley rush to the right (3.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: DEWEY ELLIOT] | Replay |
| 6:50 | 3rd & G | OPP 2 | Dr. Eldon Tyrell rush [TD] up the middle (2 yd gain) | Replay |
| 6:46 | Extra point attempted by Neil Rackers Jr. Jr., made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Sharp Dressed Men 6:46 | ||||
| 6:46 | Kickoff by Neil Rackers Jr. Jr., 51 yd, fielded by AFTER BURNER (20.5 yd return) [diving tackle: Neil Rackers Jr. Jr.] | Replay | ||
| 6:42 | 1st & 10 | OWN 39 | PEARLY GATES rush to the right (3 yd gain) [tackle: Lazaro Redd] | Replay |
| 6:15 | 2nd & 7 | OWN 42 | BURGER MAN bad pass to TEN DOLLAR MAN, hurried by Mordred Kingslayer, over the middle (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 6:09 | 3rd & 7 | OWN 42 | BURGER MAN screen pass to MANIC MECHANIC to the left side, caught (5.5 yd gain) [tackle: Crazy Hooligan LB] | Replay |
| 5:37 | 4th & 1.5 | OWN 47.5 | MEXICAN BLACKBIRD rush up the middle (4.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Getoo DaChoppa] | Replay |
| 5:06 | 1st & 10 | OPP 48 | MEXICAN BLACKBIRD rush up the middle (2 yd gain) [diving tackle: The Sack Man Jr. Jr.] | Replay |
| 4:23 | 2nd & 8 | OPP 46 | BURGER MAN pitch to PEARLY GATES to the right (2 yd loss) [diving tackle: Ripple Moonshot] | Replay |
| 3:48 | 3rd & 10 | OPP 48 | BURGER MAN pass to BUCK NEKKID, hurried by The Sack Man Jr. Jr., up the right side, caught (10 yd gain) [tackle: Adrian Wilson] | Replay |
| 3:18 | 4th & inches | OPP 38 | PEARLY GATES rush to the right (0.5 yd loss) (turnover on downs) [tackle: Ripple Moonshot] | Replay |
| Tombstone Hooligans 3:14 | ||||
| 3:14 | 1st & 10 | OWN 38.5 | False start penalty committed by Meatloaf Meadows | Replay |
| 3:14 | 1st & 15 | OWN 33.5 | False start penalty committed by Meatloaf Meadows | Replay |
| 3:14 | 1st & 20 | OWN 28.5 | Andre Coronado pass to Crazy hooligan WR2 up the right side, caught (10.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: CLIVE BENSON] | Replay |
| 2:37 | 2nd & 9.5 | OWN 39 | Herman Munster III pass to Stone Hands No Wheels Jr. up the left side, caught (6.5 yd gain) [tackle: CORY BENDER] | Replay |
| 2:05 | 3rd & 3 | OWN 45.5 | Andre Coronado pass to Vanishing Vito The Vaporizer™ up the left side [deflected by FRANK SMITH] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 2:02 | 4th & 3 | OWN 45.5 | Punt by Neymar Jr. Jr., 47 yd (out of bounds) | Replay |
| Sharp Dressed Men 1:55 | ||||
| 1:55 | 1st & 10 | OWN 7.5 | PEARLY GATES rush to the right (2 yd gain) [tackle: Maxwell Welsh] | Replay |
| 1:13 | 2nd & 8 | OWN 9.5 | BURGER MAN pitch to MEXICAN BLACKBIRD [missed tackle: Crazy Hooligan CB] to the left (5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Full House Herbert] | Replay |
| 0:38 | 3rd & 3 | OWN 14 | False start penalty committed by O T 3 | Replay |
| 0:38 | 3rd & 8 | OWN 9 | BURGER MAN pass to MASTER OF SPARKS, hurried by Jazon Voorhees, up the left side [deflected by Screamin' Banshee] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 0:32 | 4th & 8 | OWN 9 | Punt by JAKE THE PEG, 27 yd, fielded by Crazy Hooligan Returns [TD] (37 yd return) | Replay |
| Tombstone Hooligans 0:20 | ||||
| 0:20 | Extra point attempted by Neil Rackers Jr. Jr., made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Sharp Dressed Men 0:20 | ||||
| 0:20 | Kickoff by Neil Rackers Jr. Jr., 52 yd, fielded by AFTER BURNER [missed tackle: Maxwell Welsh] (22 yd return) [tackle: Screamin' Banshee] | Replay | ||
| 0:14 | 1st & 10 | OWN 39.5 | BURGER MAN pitch to PEARLY GATES [missed tackle: Chihuahua House Alarm] to the right (0.5 yd gain) [tackle: Crazy Hooligan LB2] | Replay |
| 4th Quarter | ||||
| 15:00 | 2nd & 9.5 | OWN 40 | BURGER MAN pitch to MEXICAN BLACKBIRD to the left (6 yd gain) [diving tackle: Getoo DaChoppa] | Replay |
| 14:29 | 3rd & 3 | OWN 46 | CONCRETE AND STEEL rush [missed tackle: Ripple Moonshot] up the middle (3 yd gain) [tackle: Adrian Wilson] | Replay |
| 13:52 | 4th & inches | OWN 49.5 | CONCRETE AND STEEL rush up the middle (0.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Chihuahua House Alarm] | Replay |
| 13:17 | 1st & 10 | OWN 50 | BURGER MAN pass to BLACK FLY, hurried by Jazon Voorhees, up the left side [thrown away], out of bounds (incomplete) | Replay |
| 13:11 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 50 | BURGER MAN screen pass to MANIC MECHANIC to the left side, caught (5.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: The Sack Man Jr. Jr.] | Replay |
| 12:26 | 3rd & 4.5 | OPP 44.5 | BURGER MAN screen pass to MANIC MECHANIC, hurried by Dauphin of Viennois, to the left side, caught (2 yd gain) [tackle: Judge Dredd] | Replay |
| 11:42 | 4th & 2.5 | OPP 42.5 | Punt by JAKE THE PEG, 44 yds (touchback) | Replay |
| Tombstone Hooligans 11:36 | ||||
| 11:36 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | Herman Munster III pass to Crazy Hooligan WR over the middle, caught (6 yd gain) [diving tackle: COLIN BRIDGES] | Replay |
| 11:00 | 2nd & 4 | OWN 26 | Andre Coronado pitch to Seth Gecko to the right (1 yd gain) [tackle: CLIVE BENSON] | Replay |
| 10:18 | 3rd & 3 | OWN 27 | Nick Mosley rush [missed tackle: FORTUNE BESWICK (Stiff Arm)] to the right (5 yd gain) [tackle: SLOMO BENNETT] | Replay |
| 9:40 | 1st & 10 | OWN 32 | Dr. Eldon Tyrell rush to the right (0.5 yd gain) [tackle: DON TAYLOR] | Replay |
| 9:15 | 2nd & 9.5 | OWN 33 | Herman Munster III pass to Stone Hands No Wheels Jr. up the left side, caught (12 yd gain) [diving tackle: CHRIS BRANDON] | Replay |
| 8:45 | 1st & 10 | OWN 45 | Dr. Eldon Tyrell rush to the right (0.5 yd gain) [tackle: INDIGO LARSON] | Replay |
| 8:20 | 2nd & 9.5 | OWN 45.5 | Herman Munster III pass to Stone Hands No Wheels Jr. up the left side, caught (9.5 yd gain) [tackle: IAN LAWSON] | Replay |
| 7:51 | 3rd & inches | OPP 45 | Dr. Eldon Tyrell rush to the right (4 yd gain) [diving tackle: DEWEY ELLIOT] | Replay |
| 7:07 | 1st & 10 | OPP 41 | Nick Mosley rush to the right (4 yd gain) [Monster Hit tackle: FREDDIE BROWN] | Replay |
| 6:40 | 2nd & 6 | OPP 37 | Dr. Eldon Tyrell rush to the right (2 yd gain) [diving tackle: DON TAYLOR] | Replay |
| 6:00 | 3rd & 4 | OPP 35 | Herman Munster III pass to Richie Gecko up the left side, caught (3 yd gain) [diving tackle: CALICO BURNSIDE] | Replay |
| 5:11 | 4th & 1 | OPP 32 | Dr. Eldon Tyrell rush up the middle (7 yd gain) [tackle: FELIX SORRENTO] | Replay |
| 4:22 | 1st & 10 | OPP 25 | Nick Mosley rush [missed tackle: FREDDIE BROWN] [missed diving tackle: CORY BENDER] to the right (2 yd gain) [Big Hit diving tackle: DENIS TANNER] | Replay |
| 3:31 | 2nd & 8 | OPP 23 | Dr. Eldon Tyrell rush to the right (1 yd gain) [diving tackle: DAVID TEAL] | Replay |
| 2:42 | 3rd & 7 | OPP 22 | Nick Mosley rush [missed diving tackle: DEWEY ELLIOT] [missed tackle: FRANK SMITH] up the middle (7.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: CALICO BURNSIDE] | Replay |
| 2:00 | 1st & 10 | OPP 14.5 | Andre Coronado pitch to Seth Gecko to the right (8 yd gain) [diving tackle: CLIVE BENSON] | Replay |
| 1:54 | 2nd & 2 | OPP 6.5 | Defensive Timeout Called: Sharp Dressed Men | Replay |
| 1:54 | 2nd & 2 | OPP 6.5 | Jocko Willink rush to the right (3.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: DENIS TANNER] | Replay |
| 1:49 | 1st & G | OPP 3 | Defensive Timeout Called: Sharp Dressed Men | Replay |
| 1:49 | 1st & G | OPP 3 | Nick Mosley rush [missed diving tackle: DON TAYLOR] to the right (3 yd gain) [TD] | Replay |
| 1:43 | Extra point attempted by Neil Rackers Jr. Jr., made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Sharp Dressed Men 1:43 | ||||
| 1:43 | Kickoff by Neil Rackers Jr. Jr., 57 yd, fielded by AFTER BURNER (20.5 yd return) [tackle: Viva Las Vegas] | Replay | ||
| 1:38 | 1st & 10 | OWN 33 | BURGER MAN pass to TEN DOLLAR MAN over the middle [deflected by Chihuahua House Alarm] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 1:32 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 33 | BURGER MAN pass to KO KO BLUE, hurried by Dauphin of Viennois, up the left side, caught (9 yd gain) [tackle: Crazy Hooligan CB] | Replay |
| 1:14 | 3rd & 1 | OWN 42 | BURGER MAN pass to VELCRO FLY, hurried by Woody Norwood, up the right side [deflected by Crazy Hooligan CB2] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 1:10 | 4th & 1 | OWN 42 | MEXICAN BLACKBIRD rush up the middle (4.5 yd gain) [tackle: Judge Dredd] | Replay |
| 0:48 | 1st & 10 | OWN 46.5 | BURGER MAN pass to TEN DOLLAR MAN over the middle (dropped - incomplete) | Replay |
| 0:42 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 46.5 | BURGER MAN pass to KO KO BLUE, hurried by Full House Herbert, up the left side [deflected by Bobby Bruce] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 0:34 | 3rd & 10 | OWN 46.5 | BURGER MAN pass to VELCRO FLY up the right side [deflected by Crazy Hooligan CB2] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 0:28 | 4th & 10 | OWN 46.5 | Punt by JAKE THE PEG, 54.5 yds (touchback) | Replay |
| Tombstone Hooligans 0:21 | ||||
| 0:21 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | Herman Munster III pitch to Richie Gecko to the left (3 yd gain) [diving tackle: IAN LAWSON] | Replay |
| 0:16 | 2nd & 7 | OWN 23 | Defensive Timeout Called: Sharp Dressed Men | Replay |
| 0:16 | 2nd & 7 | OWN 23 | Nick Mosley rush to the right (1 yd gain) [diving tackle: DON TAYLOR] | Replay |