Play by Play
| 2nd Quarter | ||||
| Sharp Dressed Men 15:00 | ||||
| 15:00 | 4th & 9.5 | OWN 31 | Punt by JAKE THE PEG, 47 yd, fielded by Crazy Hooligan Returns (12.5 yd return) [tackle: S T G N R 2] | Replay |
| Tombstone Hooligans 14:51 | ||||
| 14:51 | 1st & 10 | OWN 34.5 | Andre Coronado pass to Vanishing Vito The Vaporizer™ up the left side, caught (11 yd gain) [diving tackle: IAN LAWSON] | Replay |
| 14:09 | 1st & 10 | OWN 45.5 | Nick Mosley rush up the middle (0.5 yd gain) [tackle: FORTUNE BESWICK] | Replay |
| 13:38 | 2nd & 9.5 | OWN 46 | Andre Coronado pass to Vanishing Vito The Vaporizer™ up the left side [deflected by COLIN BRIDGES] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 13:32 | 3rd & 9.5 | OWN 46 | Herman Munster III pass to Stone Hands No Wheels Jr. up the left side [deflected by CALICO BURNSIDE] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 13:25 | 4th & 9.5 | OWN 46 | Punt by Neymar Jr. Jr., 22 yd, fielded by AFTER BURNER (4.5 yd return) [diving tackle: Ripple Moonshot] | Replay |
| Sharp Dressed Men 13:18 | ||||
| 13:18 | 1st & 10 | OWN 36.5 | MEXICAN BLACKBIRD rush up the middle (4 yd gain) [tackle: Judge Dredd] | Replay |
| 12:45 | 2nd & 6 | OWN 40.5 | BURGER MAN sacked by The Sack Man Jr. Jr. (4.5 yd loss) | Replay |
| 12:03 | 3rd & 10.5 | OWN 36 | BURGER MAN pass to KO KO BLUE up the left side [deflected by Bobby Bruce] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 11:57 | 4th & 10.5 | OWN 36 | Punt by JAKE THE PEG, 31 yd, fielded by Crazy Hooligan Returns (fair catch) | Replay |
| Tombstone Hooligans 11:51 | ||||
| 11:51 | 1st & 10 | OWN 33.5 | Andre Coronado pass to Stone Hands No Wheels Jr. up the left side, caught (10 yd gain) [tackle: INDIGO LARSON] | Replay |
| 11:13 | 1st & 10 | OWN 43.5 | Nick Mosley rush to the right (4 yd gain) [tackle: CLIVE BENSON] | Replay |
| 10:41 | 2nd & 6 | OWN 47.5 | Dr. Eldon Tyrell rush [missed diving tackle: CORY BENDER] to the left (4.5 yd gain) [tackle: DAVID TEAL] | Replay |
| 10:13 | 3rd & 2 | OPP 48.5 | False start penalty committed by Giovanni Joyce | Replay |
| 10:13 | 3rd & 7 | OWN 46.5 | Herman Munster III pass to Jay "No Angel" Dobyns up the right side [deflected by SAM SELLECK] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 10:08 | 4th & 7 | OWN 46.5 | Punt by Neymar Jr. Jr., 39 yd (out of bounds) | Replay |
| Sharp Dressed Men 10:02 | ||||
| 10:02 | 1st & 10 | OWN 14.5 | BURGER MAN pitch to MEXICAN BLACKBIRD up the middle (6.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Chihuahua House Alarm] | Replay |
| 9:32 | 2nd & 3.5 | OWN 21 | CONCRETE AND STEEL rush up the middle (4 yd gain) [tackle: Woody Norwood] | Replay |
| 8:51 | 1st & 10 | OWN 25 | PEARLY GATES rush [missed tackle: Judge Dredd] up the middle (4.5 yd gain) [tackle: Jameson Whiskey] | Replay |
| 8:06 | 2nd & 5.5 | OWN 29.5 | BURGER MAN pass to VELCRO FLY up the right side [deflected by Crazy Hooligan CB2] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 8:00 | 3rd & 5.5 | OWN 29.5 | BURGER MAN screen pass to MANIC MECHANIC to the right side, caught (no gain) [tackle: Crazy Hooligan LB] | Replay |
| 7:34 | 4th & 5.5 | OWN 29.5 | Punt by JAKE THE PEG, 35 yd, fielded by Crazy Hooligan Returns (8 yd return) [tackle: S T G N R] | Replay |
| Tombstone Hooligans 7:26 | ||||
| 7:26 | 1st & 10 | OWN 43.5 | Andre Coronado pass to Seth Gecko up the left side, caught (10.5 yd gain) [tackle: FRANK SMITH] | Replay |
| 6:53 | 1st & 10 | OPP 46 | Herman Munster III pass to Richie Gecko up the left side, caught (4 yd gain) [diving tackle: COLIN BRIDGES] | Replay |
| 6:18 | 2nd & 6 | OPP 42 | Nick Mosley rush to the right (6.5 yd gain) [tackle: SLOMO BENNETT] | Replay |
| 5:39 | 1st & 10 | OPP 35.5 | Dr. Eldon Tyrell rush to the right (4 yd gain) [tackle: INDIGO LARSON] | Replay |
| 4:58 | 2nd & 6 | OPP 31.5 | Nick Mosley rush to the right (2.5 yd gain) [Monster Hit tackle: DEWEY ELLIOT] | Replay |
| 4:29 | 3rd & 3.5 | OPP 29 | Andre Coronado pass to Jay "No Angel" Dobyns over the middle, caught (9.5 yd gain) [tackle: SAM SELLECK] | Replay |
| 3:51 | 1st & 10 | OPP 19.5 | Herman Munster III pass to Jay "No Angel" Dobyns up the left side, caught (7 yd gain) [diving tackle: COLIN BRIDGES] | Replay |
| 3:06 | 2nd & 3 | OPP 12.5 | Andre Coronado pass to Vanishing Vito The Vaporizer™ up the left side, caught [TD] (12.5 yd gain) | Replay |
| 3:01 | Extra point attempted by Neil Rackers Jr. Jr., made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Sharp Dressed Men 3:01 | ||||
| 3:01 | Kickoff by Neil Rackers Jr. Jr., 47 yd, fielded by AFTER BURNER (12 yd return) [tackle: Judge Dredd] | Replay | ||
| 2:58 | 1st & 10 | OWN 35 | BURGER MAN pass to VELCRO FLY, hurried by Lazaro Redd, up the right side [thrown away], out of bounds (incomplete) | Replay |
| 2:54 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 35 | BURGER MAN pass to MANIC MECHANIC, hurried by Jazon Voorhees, up the left side, caught (3.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Getoo DaChoppa] | Replay |
| 2:09 | 3rd & 6.5 | OWN 39 | False start penalty committed by O G 3 | Replay |
| 2:09 | 3rd & 11.5 | OWN 34 | BURGER MAN pass to I GOT THE SIX over the middle [deflected by Judge Dredd] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 2:03 | 4th & 11.5 | OWN 34 | Punt by JAKE THE PEG, 45 yd, fielded by Crazy Hooligan Returns (16.5 yd return) [tackle: FORTUNE BESWICK] | Replay |
| Tombstone Hooligans 1:53 | ||||
| 1:53 | 1st & 10 | OWN 37 | Herman Munster III pass to Jay "No Angel" Dobyns up the left side, caught (6 yd gain) [diving tackle: COLIN BRIDGES] | Replay |
| 1:23 | 2nd & 4 | OWN 43 | Andre Coronado pass to Stone Hands No Wheels Jr. up the left side (dropped - incomplete) | Replay |
| 1:18 | 3rd & 4 | OWN 43 | Herman Munster III pass to Crazy hooligan WR2 up the left side, caught (4.5 yd gain) [tackle: CLIVE BENSON] | Replay |
| 0:45 | 1st & 10 | OWN 47.5 | Offensive Timeout Called: Tombstone Hooligans | Replay |
| 0:45 | 1st & 10 | OWN 47.5 | Andre Coronado pass to Stone Hands No Wheels Jr. up the left side, caught (7 yd gain) [tackle: COLIN BRIDGES] | Replay |
| 0:39 | 2nd & 3 | OPP 45 | Offensive Timeout Called: Tombstone Hooligans | Replay |
| 0:39 | 2nd & 3 | OPP 45 | Herman Munster III pass to Crazy hooligan WR2 up the right side, caught (6.5 yd gain) [tackle: IAN LAWSON] | Replay |
| 0:24 | 1st & 10 | OPP 38.5 | Andre Coronado pass to Crazy hooligan WR2, hurried by DANIEL EMERY, up the left side, caught (9.5 yd gain) [tackle: INDIGO LARSON] | Replay |
| 0:03 | 2nd & 0.5 | OPP 29 | Herman Munster III pass to Vanishing Vito The Vaporizer™ up the left side, caught (10 yd gain) [diving tackle: CALICO BURNSIDE] | Replay |