Play by Play
| 4th Quarter | ||||
| Tombstone Hooligans 15:00 | ||||
| 15:00 | 1st & 10 | OPP 18.5 | False start penalty committed by Elda Meraz | Replay |
| 15:00 | 1st & 15 | OPP 23.5 | Andre Coronado pass to King Chalamet over the middle, caught (13 yd gain) [diving tackle: CHRIS BRANDON] | Replay |
| 14:35 | 2nd & 2 | OPP 10 | Herman Munster III pass to Reno Cujo up the left side [deflected by COLIN BRIDGES] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 14:30 | 3rd & 2 | OPP 10 | Dr. Eldon Tyrell rush up the middle (10 yd gain) [diving tackle: FRANK SMITH] | Replay |
| 13:52 | 1st & G | OPP 0.5 | Nick Mosley rush [TD] up the middle (0.5 yd gain) | Replay |
| 13:48 | Extra point attempted by Neil Rackers Jr. Jr., made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Sharp Dressed Men 13:48 | ||||
| 13:48 | Kickoff by Neil Rackers Jr. Jr., 50 yd, fielded by AFTER BURNER (27 yd return) [diving tackle: Judge Dredd] | Replay | ||
| 13:42 | 1st & 10 | OWN 47 | MEXICAN BLACKBIRD rush up the middle (3.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Dauphin of Viennois] | Replay |
| 13:08 | 2nd & 6.5 | OPP 49.5 | BURGER MAN pitch to MEXICAN BLACKBIRD to the left (2.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Getoo DaChoppa] | Replay |
| 12:34 | 3rd & 4 | OPP 46.5 | CONCRETE AND STEEL rush up the middle (1 yd gain) [tackle: Full House Herbert] | Replay |
| 11:54 | 4th & 3 | OPP 45.5 | Punt by JAKE THE PEG, 31 yd, fielded by Crazy Hooligan Returns (14.5 yd return) [tackle: S T G N R] | Replay |
| Tombstone Hooligans 11:45 | ||||
| 11:45 | 1st & 10 | OWN 29.5 | Nick Mosley rush [missed diving tackle: INDIGO LARSON] up the middle (14.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: CORY BENDER] | Replay |
| 11:01 | 1st & 10 | OWN 44 | Dr. Eldon Tyrell rush to the left (5.5 yd gain) [tackle: FRANK SMITH] | Replay |
| 10:20 | 2nd & 4.5 | OWN 49.5 | Andre Coronado pass to King Chalamet over the middle [deflected by STEVE SOBERS] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 10:15 | 3rd & 4.5 | OWN 49.5 | Nick Mosley rush up the middle (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: CALICO BURNSIDE] | Replay |
| 9:33 | 4th & 2 | OPP 48 | Dr. Eldon Tyrell rush up the middle (2 yd gain) (turnover on downs) [diving tackle: DAVID TEAL] | Replay |
| Sharp Dressed Men 9:28 | ||||
| 9:28 | 1st & 10 | OWN 46 | BURGER MAN pitch to MEXICAN BLACKBIRD to the left (5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Woody Norwood] | Replay |
| 8:59 | 2nd & 5 | OPP 49 | BURGER MAN pass to I GOT THE SIX over the middle, caught (20 yd gain) [tackle: Crazy Hooligan LB2] | Replay |
| 8:31 | 1st & 10 | OPP 28.5 | BURGER MAN pitch to MEXICAN BLACKBIRD up the middle (1.5 yd gain) [tackle: Getoo DaChoppa] | Replay |
| 7:53 | 2nd & 8.5 | OPP 27.5 | BURGER MAN pass to KO KO BLUE up the left side, caught (9.5 yd gain) [tackle: Getoo DaChoppa] | Replay |
| 7:16 | 1st & 10 | OPP 18 | PEARLY GATES rush up the middle (2 yd gain) [tackle: Viva Las Vegas] | Replay |
| 6:32 | 2nd & 8 | OPP 16 | False start penalty committed by O T 3 | Replay |
| 6:32 | 2nd & 13 | OPP 21 | BURGER MAN screen pass to MANIC MECHANIC to the right side, caught (2 yd loss) [tackle: Crazy Hooligan LB] | Replay |
| 6:01 | 3rd & 15 | OPP 23 | BURGER MAN pass to TEN DOLLAR MAN over the middle, caught (14 yd gain) [tackle: Chihuahua House Alarm] | Replay |
| 5:27 | 4th & 1 | OPP 9 | CONCRETE AND STEEL rush up the middle (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: Screamin' Banshee] | Replay |
| 5:05 | 1st & G | OPP 6.5 | PEARLY GATES rush up the middle (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: Crazy Hooligan LB] | Replay |
| 4:47 | 2nd & G | OPP 4 | CONCRETE AND STEEL rush up the middle (2 yd gain) [Big Hit tackle: Full House Herbert] | Replay |
| 4:32 | 3rd & G | OPP 2 | PEARLY GATES rush up the middle (1.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Viva Las Vegas] | Replay |
| 4:11 | 4th & G | OPP 0.5 | PEARLY GATES rush [TD] up the middle (0.5 yd gain) | Replay |
| 4:07 | Two point conversion attempted by PEARLY GATES, failed [tackle: Full House Herbert] | Replay | ||
| Tombstone Hooligans 4:07 | ||||
| 4:07 | Kickoff by ONE LEG MALLOY, 47 yd, fielded by Crazy Hooligan Returns (10.5 yd return) [diving tackle: S T G N R 2] | Replay | ||
| 4:05 | 1st & 10 | OWN 33 | Jocko Willink rush to the left (7.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: FRANK SMITH] | Replay |
| 3:14 | 2nd & 2.5 | OWN 40.5 | Nick Mosley rush [missed tackle: DALLAS EMERSON] [missed diving tackle: FELIX SORRENTO] to the right (6 yd gain) [diving tackle: SLOMO BRADLEY] | Replay |
| 2:22 | 1st & 10 | OWN 46.5 | Herman Munster III pitch to Reno Cujo to the right (3.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: CLIVE BENSON] | Replay |
| 2:00 | 2nd & 6.5 | OWN 50 | Herman Munster III pass to Seth Gecko, hurried by DAVID TEAL, up the left side [deflected by FREDDIE BROWN] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 1:52 | 3rd & 6.5 | OWN 50 | Andre Coronado bad pass to Richie Gecko, hurried by DENIS TANNER, up the left side [deflected by CHRIS BRANDON] (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 1:45 | 4th & 6.5 | OWN 50 | Punt by Neymar Jr. Jr., 42 yd (out of bounds) | Replay |
| Sharp Dressed Men 1:38 | ||||
| 1:38 | 1st & 10 | OWN 8 | BURGER MAN pass to VELCRO FLY up the right side, caught (4 yd gain) [tackle: Crazy Hooligan CB2] | Replay |
| 1:20 | 2nd & 6 | OWN 12 | BURGER MAN pass to MANIC MECHANIC over the middle [deflected by Screamin' Banshee] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 1:14 | 3rd & 6 | OWN 12 | BURGER MAN pass to TEN DOLLAR MAN over the middle [deflected by Woody Norwood] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 1:08 | 4th & 6 | OWN 12 | Punt by JAKE THE PEG, 33 yd, fielded by Crazy Hooligan Returns (4.5 yd return) [Big Hit tackle: S T G N R] | Replay |
| Tombstone Hooligans 1:00 | ||||
| 1:00 | 1st & 10 | OPP 40.5 | Jocko Willink rush up the middle (1 yd gain) [diving tackle: INDIGO LARSON] | Replay |
| 0:56 | 2nd & 9 | OPP 39 | Defensive Timeout Called: Sharp Dressed Men | Replay |
| 0:56 | 2nd & 9 | OPP 39 | Nick Mosley rush [missed tackle: DAVID TEAL] up the middle (5 yd gain) [diving tackle: IAN LAWSON] | Replay |
| 0:50 | 3rd & 4 | OPP 34 | Defensive Timeout Called: Sharp Dressed Men | Replay |
| 0:50 | 3rd & 4 | OPP 34 | Dr. Eldon Tyrell rush to the right (1.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: DALLAS EMERSON] | Replay |
| 0:45 | 4th & 2.5 | OPP 32.5 | Defensive Timeout Called: Sharp Dressed Men | Replay |
| 0:45 | 4th & 2.5 | OPP 32.5 | Punt by Neymar Jr. Jr., 27 yd (out of bounds) | Replay |
| Sharp Dressed Men 0:39 | ||||
| 0:39 | 1st & 10 | OWN 6 | BURGER MAN pass to MANIC MECHANIC over the middle, caught (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: Crazy Hooligan LB] | Replay |
| 0:22 | 2nd & 7.5 | OWN 8.5 | BURGER MAN pass to I GOT THE SIX over the middle, caught (17.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Crazy Hooligan LB2] | Replay |
| 0:02 | 1st & 10 | OWN 26 | BURGER MAN bad pass to KO KO BLUE, hurried by Lazaro Redd, up the left side (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |