Play by Play
| 2nd Quarter | ||||
| Sharp Dressed Men 15:00 | ||||
| 15:00 | 2nd & 6 | OPP 46 | BURGER MAN bad pass to BUCK NEKKID, hurried by Dauphin of Viennois, over the middle, jumping catch attempt (dropped - incomplete) | Replay |
| 14:52 | 3rd & 6 | OPP 46 | False start penalty committed by O G 4 | Replay |
| 14:52 | 3rd & 11 | OWN 49 | BURGER MAN pass to I GOT THE SIX over the middle [deflected by Ripple Moonshot] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 14:46 | 4th & 11 | OWN 49 | Punt by JAKE THE PEG, 43 yd, fielded by Crazy Hooligan Returns (17.5 yd return) [tackle: S T G N R] | Replay |
| Tombstone Hooligans 14:36 | ||||
| 14:36 | 1st & 10 | OWN 25 | Nick Mosley rush [missed diving tackle: DENIS TANNER (Lower the Shoulder)] to the right (3 yd gain) [tackle: FREDDIE BROWN] | Replay |
| 14:07 | 2nd & 7 | OWN 28 | Dr. Eldon Tyrell rush up the middle (4 yd gain) [tackle: FRANK SMITH] | Replay |
| 13:26 | 3rd & 3 | OWN 32 | Nick Mosley rush [missed tackle: FELIX SORRENTO] [missed diving tackle: DON TAYLOR] to the right (4 yd gain) [diving tackle: DEWEY ELLIOT] | Replay |
| 13:00 | 1st & 10 | OWN 36.5 | Dr. Eldon Tyrell rush to the left (1.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: DRAGO EVANS] | Replay |
| 12:35 | 2nd & 8.5 | OWN 38 | Herman Munster III pass to Jay "No Angel" Dobyns up the right side [deflected by SAM SELLECK] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 12:30 | 3rd & 8.5 | OWN 38 | Andre Coronado pass to Jay "No Angel" Dobyns up the left side [deflected by CLEMENT BORSCH] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 12:26 | 4th & 8.5 | OWN 38 | Punt by Neymar Jr. Jr., 30 yd, fielded by AFTER BURNER (10.5 yd return) [tackle: Woody Norwood] | Replay |
| Sharp Dressed Men 12:18 | ||||
| 12:18 | 1st & 10 | OWN 42.5 | PEARLY GATES rush [missed diving tackle: Jazon Voorhees] to the right (4.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Chihuahua House Alarm] | Replay |
| 11:39 | 2nd & 5.5 | OWN 47 | BURGER MAN pitch to PEARLY GATES [missed diving tackle: Crazy Hooligan LB2] to the right (20 yd gain) [diving tackle: Crazy Hooligan LB] | Replay |
| 11:06 | 1st & 10 | OPP 33 | BURGER MAN pitch to MEXICAN BLACKBIRD to the left (0.5 yd loss) [diving tackle: Getoo DaChoppa] | Replay |
| 10:33 | 2nd & 10.5 | OPP 34 | BURGER MAN bad pass to MASTER OF SPARKS, hurried by Mordred Kingslayer, up the left side [deflected by Getoo DaChoppa] (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 10:28 | 3rd & 10.5 | OPP 34 | BURGER MAN pass to VELCRO FLY, hurried by Dauphin of Viennois, up the right side [deflected by Crazy Hooligan CB2] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 10:24 | 4th & 10.5 | OPP 34 | 51 yd field goal attempted by ONE LEG MALLOY, made [FG] | Replay |
| Tombstone Hooligans 10:19 | ||||
| 10:19 | Kickoff by ONE LEG MALLOY, 55 yd, fielded by Crazy Hooligan Returns (17.5 yd return) [diving tackle: S T G N R 2] | Replay | ||
| 10:15 | 1st & 10 | OWN 32.5 | Jocko Willink rush up the middle (3 yd gain) [tackle: FRANK SMITH] | Replay |
| 9:40 | 2nd & 7 | OWN 36 | Nick Mosley rush up the middle (0.5 yd gain) [tackle: FORTUNE BESWICK] | Replay |
| 9:01 | 3rd & 6.5 | OWN 36 | Herman Munster III pass to Stone Hands No Wheels Jr. up the left side [deflected by CLEMENT BORSCH] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 8:57 | 4th & 6.5 | OWN 36 | Punt by Neymar Jr. Jr., 38 yd, fielded by AFTER BURNER (13.5 yd return) [tackle: The Sack Man Jr. Jr.] | Replay |
| Sharp Dressed Men 8:48 | ||||
| 8:48 | 1st & 10 | OWN 39 | PEARLY GATES rush [missed diving tackle: Woody Norwood] [missed tackle: Judge Dredd] up the middle (3.5 yd gain) [tackle: Screamin' Banshee] | Replay |
| 8:08 | 2nd & 6.5 | OWN 42.5 | BURGER MAN screen pass to VELCRO FLY to the right side, caught (3.5 yd gain) [tackle: Adrian Wilson] | Replay |
| 7:31 | 3rd & 3 | OWN 46 | MEXICAN BLACKBIRD rush up the middle (3 yd gain) [diving tackle: Dauphin of Viennois] | Replay |
| 6:50 | 4th & inches | OWN 49 | MEXICAN BLACKBIRD rush up the middle (0.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Maxwell Welsh] | Replay |
| 6:11 | 1st & 10 | OWN 49.5 | MEXICAN BLACKBIRD rush up the middle (3.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Crazy Hooligan CB] | Replay |
| 5:43 | 2nd & 6.5 | OPP 47 | BURGER MAN sacked by Jameson Whiskey (5 yd loss) | Replay |
| 5:18 | 3rd & 11 | OWN 48.5 | BURGER MAN bad pass to BLACK FLY, hurried by Jazon Voorhees, up the right side (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 5:11 | 4th & 11 | OWN 48.5 | Punt by JAKE THE PEG, 27 yd, fielded by Crazy Hooligan Returns (9 yd return) [tackle: DANIEL EMERY] | Replay |
| Tombstone Hooligans 5:03 | ||||
| 5:03 | 1st & 10 | OWN 34 | Nick Mosley rush [missed tackle: FRANK SMITH] [missed tackle: INDIGO LARSON] up the middle (4.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: CLEMENT BORSCH] | Replay |
| 4:20 | 2nd & 5.5 | OWN 38.5 | Dr. Eldon Tyrell rush to the right (1.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: DON TAYLOR] | Replay |
| 3:51 | 3rd & 3.5 | OWN 40 | Andre Coronado pass to Jay "No Angel" Dobyns up the left side, caught (7.5 yd gain) [tackle: FRANK SMITH] | Replay |
| 3:11 | 1st & 10 | OWN 47.5 | Herman Munster III pass to Vanishing Vito The Vaporizer™ up the left side [deflected by CORY BENDER] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 3:06 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 47.5 | Andre Coronado pass to Jay "No Angel" Dobyns up the left side [deflected by FRANK SMITH] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 3:00 | 3rd & 10 | OWN 47.5 | Herman Munster III bad pass to Vanishing Vito The Vaporizer™, hurried by DANIEL EMERY, over the middle (dropped - incomplete) | Replay |
| 2:52 | 4th & 10 | OWN 47.5 | Punt by Neymar Jr. Jr., 30 yd, fielded by AFTER BURNER (2 yd return) [tackle: Judge Dredd] | Replay |
| Sharp Dressed Men 2:45 | ||||
| 2:45 | 1st & 10 | OWN 24.5 | BURGER MAN pitch to MEXICAN BLACKBIRD to the left (2 yd gain) [diving tackle: Screamin' Banshee] | Replay |
| 2:04 | 2nd & 8 | OWN 26.5 | BURGER MAN pitch to MEXICAN BLACKBIRD [missed tackle: Crazy Hooligan CB] to the left (5.5 yd gain) [tackle: The Sack Man Jr. Jr.] | Replay |
| 1:59 | 3rd & 3 | OWN 32 | BURGER MAN bad pass to MANIC MECHANIC, hurried by Mordred Kingslayer, over the middle (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 1:52 | 4th & 3 | OWN 32 | Punt by JAKE THE PEG, 30 yd, fielded by Crazy Hooligan Returns (10.5 yd return) [tackle: C 2] | Replay |
| Tombstone Hooligans 1:43 | ||||
| 1:43 | 1st & 10 | OWN 49 | Andre Coronado pass to Crazy Hooligan WR up the right side [deflected by CORY BENDER] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 1:39 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 49 | Herman Munster III pass to Stone Hands No Wheels Jr. up the left side, caught, knocked loose by CORY BENDER [deflected by CORY BENDER] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 1:33 | 3rd & 10 | OWN 49 | Andre Coronado pass to Vanishing Vito The Vaporizer™ up the left side [deflected by INDIGO LARSON] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 1:29 | 4th & 10 | OWN 49 | Punt by Neymar Jr. Jr., 22 yd, fielded by AFTER BURNER (2.5 yd return) [tackle: Ripple Moonshot] | Replay |
| Sharp Dressed Men 1:23 | ||||
| 1:23 | 1st & 10 | OWN 31 | BURGER MAN pitch to MEXICAN BLACKBIRD to the left (1.5 yd loss) [diving tackle: Screamin' Banshee] | Replay |
| 0:50 | 2nd & 11.5 | OWN 29.5 | BURGER MAN pass to BUCK NEKKID over the middle [deflected by Getoo DaChoppa] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 0:43 | 3rd & 11.5 | OWN 29.5 | BURGER MAN pass to KO KO BLUE up the left side [deflected by Screamin' Banshee] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 0:39 | 4th & 11.5 | OWN 29.5 | Punt by JAKE THE PEG, 31 yd, fielded by Crazy Hooligan Returns (3.5 yd return) [tackle: FORTUNE BESWICK] | Replay |
| Tombstone Hooligans 0:31 | ||||
| 0:31 | 1st & 10 | OWN 43.5 | Herman Munster III pass to Richie Gecko up the left side, caught (4 yd gain) [tackle: INDIGO LARSON] | Replay |
| 0:25 | 2nd & 6 | OWN 47.5 | Offensive Timeout Called: Tombstone Hooligans | Replay |
| 0:25 | 2nd & 6 | OWN 47.5 | Andre Coronado pass to Vanishing Vito The Vaporizer™ up the left side, caught (16.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: CORY BENDER] | Replay |
| 0:20 | 1st & 10 | OPP 36 | Offensive Timeout Called: Tombstone Hooligans | Replay |
| 0:20 | 1st & 10 | OPP 36 | Herman Munster III pass to Stone Hands No Wheels Jr. up the left side, caught (20.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: CLEMENT BORSCH] | Replay |
| 0:13 | 1st & 10 | OPP 15 | Offensive Timeout Called: Tombstone Hooligans | Replay |
| 0:13 | 1st & 10 | OPP 15 | 32 yd field goal attempted by Neil Rackers Jr. Jr., made [FG] | Replay |
| Sharp Dressed Men 0:09 | ||||
| 0:09 | Kickoff by Neil Rackers Jr. Jr., 51 yd, fielded by AFTER BURNER (16.5 yd return) [diving tackle: Judge Dredd] | Replay | ||
| 0:05 | 1st & 10 | OWN 35.5 | BURGER MAN pass to TEN DOLLAR MAN over the middle [deflected by Crazy Hooligan LB2] (incomplete) | Replay |