Play by Play
| 3rd Quarter | ||||
| Sharp Dressed Men 15:00 | ||||
| 15:00 | Kickoff by Neil Rackers Jr. Jr., 50 yd, fielded by AFTER BURNER (20 yd return) [diving tackle: Viva Las Vegas] | Replay | ||
| 14:56 | 1st & 10 | OWN 40.5 | PEARLY GATES rush to the right (4.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Ripple Moonshot] | Replay |
| 14:18 | 2nd & 5.5 | OWN 45 | BURGER MAN pitch to PEARLY GATES to the right (2 yd gain) [tackle: Chihuahua House Alarm] | Replay |
| 13:35 | 3rd & 3.5 | OWN 47 | PEARLY GATES rush up the middle (2 yd gain) [diving tackle: Mordred Kingslayer] | Replay |
| 13:00 | 4th & 1.5 | OWN 49 | PEARLY GATES rush up the middle (4 yd gain) [tackle: Zack Zona] | Replay |
| 12:15 | 1st & 10 | OPP 47 | BURGER MAN pitch to PEARLY GATES [missed tackle: Crazy Hooligan CB2] [missed diving tackle: Crazy Hooligan LB2] [missed tackle: Chihuahua House Alarm] to the right (37.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Crazy Hooligan CB] | Replay |
| 11:36 | 1st & G | OPP 9.5 | CONCRETE AND STEEL rush [missed diving tackle: Lazaro Redd] up the middle (1.5 yd gain) [Monster Hit tackle: Crazy Hooligan LB] | Replay |
| 11:00 | 2nd & G | OPP 8 | BURGER MAN pass to I GOT THE SIX over the middle [deflected by Woody Norwood] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 10:55 | 3rd & G | OPP 8 | BURGER MAN screen pass to MANIC MECHANIC to the left side [deflected by Getoo DaChoppa] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 10:50 | 4th & G | OPP 8 | 25 yd field goal attempted by ONE LEG MALLOY, made [FG] | Replay |
| Tombstone Hooligans 10:46 | ||||
| 10:46 | Kickoff by ONE LEG MALLOY, 57 yd, fielded by Crazy Hooligan Returns (20.5 yd return) [tackle: S T G N R] | Replay | ||
| 10:42 | 1st & 10 | OWN 33.5 | Nick Mosley rush [missed tackle: IAN LAWSON] to the right (4.5 yd gain) [tackle: DEWEY ELLIOT] | Replay |
| 10:00 | 2nd & 5.5 | OWN 38 | Herman Munster III pass to Judo Jimmy the Judoka over the middle [deflected by COLIN BRIDGES] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 9:53 | 3rd & 5.5 | OWN 38 | Andre Coronado screen pass to Seth Gecko to the right side, caught (5 yd gain) [tackle: CHRIS BRANDON] | Replay |
| 9:20 | 4th & 0.5 | OWN 43 | Nick Mosley rush [missed diving tackle: DENIS TANNER] [missed tackle: FELIX SORRENTO] up the middle (5.5 yd gain) [tackle: SLOMO BRADLEY] | Replay |
| 8:52 | 1st & 10 | OWN 48.5 | Dr. Eldon Tyrell rush up the middle (9.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: FRANK SMITH] | Replay |
| 8:12 | 2nd & 0.5 | OPP 42 | False start penalty committed by Julio Jamison | Replay |
| 8:12 | 2nd & 5.5 | OPP 47 | Andre Coronado pass to Stone Hands No Wheels Jr. up the left side [deflected by COLIN BRIDGES] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 8:07 | 3rd & 5.5 | OPP 47 | Dr. Eldon Tyrell rush up the middle (6.5 yd gain) [tackle: FRANK SMITH] | Replay |
| 7:26 | 1st & 10 | OPP 40.5 | Nick Mosley rush [missed diving tackle: DEWEY ELLIOT] to the right (4.5 yd gain) [tackle: FREDDIE BROWN] | Replay |
| 6:56 | 2nd & 5.5 | OPP 36 | Herman Munster III pass to Vanishing Vito The Vaporizer™ up the left side, caught (12.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: CALICO BURNSIDE] | Replay |
| 6:22 | 1st & 10 | OPP 23.5 | Nick Mosley rush to the right (4 yd gain) [tackle: CHRIS BRANDON] | Replay |
| 5:40 | 2nd & 6 | OPP 19.5 | Herman Munster III pass to Vanishing Vito The Vaporizer™ up the left side [deflected by CLEMENT BORSCH] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 5:35 | 3rd & 6 | OPP 19.5 | Herman Munster III pass to Crazy Hooligan WR up the right side, caught (8.5 yd gain) [tackle: CORY BENDER] | Replay |
| 5:03 | 1st & 10 | OPP 11 | Dr. Eldon Tyrell rush to the right (4.5 yd gain) [tackle: FELIX SORRENTO] | Replay |
| 4:19 | 2nd & 5.5 | OPP 6.5 | Nick Mosley rush to the right (3.5 yd gain) [tackle: FRANK SMITH] | Replay |
| 3:45 | 3rd & 2.5 | OPP 3.5 | Jocko Willink rush [TD] up the middle (3.5 yd gain) | Replay |
| 3:41 | Extra point attempted by Neil Rackers Jr. Jr., made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Sharp Dressed Men 3:41 | ||||
| 3:41 | Kickoff by Neil Rackers Jr. Jr., 53 yd, fielded by AFTER BURNER (9 yd return) [tackle: Maxwell Welsh] | Replay | ||
| 3:39 | 1st & 10 | OWN 25.5 | CONCRETE AND STEEL rush up the middle (no gain) [diving tackle: Lazaro Redd] | Replay |
| 3:03 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 25 | BURGER MAN pass to TEN DOLLAR MAN over the middle [deflected by Ripple Moonshot] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 2:57 | 3rd & 10 | OWN 25 | BURGER MAN screen pass to MANIC MECHANIC to the left side, caught (5.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Zack Zona] | Replay |
| 2:29 | 4th & 5 | OWN 30.5 | Punt by JAKE THE PEG, 30 yd, fielded by Crazy Hooligan Returns (13.5 yd return) [Monster Hit diving tackle: S T G N R] | Replay |
| Tombstone Hooligans 2:20 | ||||
| 2:20 | 1st & 10 | OPP 47.5 | Nick Mosley rush up the middle (2 yd gain) [Big Hit diving tackle: DAVID TEAL] | Replay |
| 1:51 | 2nd & 8 | OPP 45.5 | Herman Munster III pass to Vanishing Vito The Vaporizer™ up the left side, caught (11.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: CLEMENT BORSCH] | Replay |
| 1:11 | 1st & 10 | OPP 34 | Dr. Eldon Tyrell rush to the right (3 yd gain) [diving tackle: DENIS TANNER] | Replay |
| 0:31 | 2nd & 7 | OPP 31 | Herman Munster III pass to Stone Hands No Wheels Jr. up the left side, caught (13 yd gain) [tackle: CLEMENT BORSCH] | Replay |