Play by Play
| 1st Quarter | ||||
| Tombstone Hooligans 15:00 | ||||
| 15:00 | Kickoff by ONE LEG MALLOY, 53 yd, fielded by Crazy Hooligan Returns (19.5 yd return) [diving tackle: S T G N R] | Replay | ||
| 14:55 | 1st & 10 | OWN 37 | Reno Cujo rush up the middle (0.5 yd gain) [tackle: IAN LAWSON] | Replay |
| 14:17 | 2nd & 9.5 | OWN 37.5 | Nick Mosley rush [missed diving tackle: DEWEY ELLIOT] up the middle (4 yd gain) [tackle: DENIS TANNER] | Replay |
| 13:35 | 3rd & 5.5 | OWN 41.5 | Dr. Eldon Tyrell rush to the left (no gain) [diving tackle: DRAGO EVANS] | Replay |
| 13:09 | 4th & 5.5 | OWN 41.5 | Punt by Neymar Jr. Jr., 27 yd, fielded by AFTER BURNER (5 yd return) [diving tackle: Ripple Moonshot] | Replay |
| Sharp Dressed Men 13:02 | ||||
| 13:02 | 1st & 10 | OWN 36.5 | BURGER MAN pass to BUCK NEKKID over the middle (incomplete) | Replay |
| 12:57 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 36.5 | BURGER MAN screen pass to MANIC MECHANIC to the right side, caught (0.5 yd loss) [diving tackle: Crazy Hooligan LB] | Replay |
| 12:14 | 3rd & 10.5 | OWN 35.5 | BURGER MAN screen pass to MANIC MECHANIC to the left side, caught (3 yd loss) [tackle: Screamin' Banshee] | Replay |
| 11:39 | 4th & 13.5 | OWN 33 | Punt by JAKE THE PEG, 29 yd, fielded by Crazy Hooligan Returns (22.5 yd return) [diving tackle: S T G N R] | Replay |
| Tombstone Hooligans 11:30 | ||||
| 11:30 | 1st & 10 | OPP 39.5 | Andre Coronado pass to King Chalamet over the middle, caught (14 yd gain) [diving tackle: FORTUNE BESWICK] | Replay |
| 11:03 | 1st & 10 | OPP 25.5 | Herman Munster III pass to Vanishing Vito The Vaporizer™ over the middle, caught (7 yd gain) [diving tackle: FREDDIE BROWN] | Replay |
| 10:22 | 2nd & 3 | OPP 18.5 | Andre Coronado pass to King Chalamet over the middle, caught (18 yd gain) [diving tackle: CHRIS BRANDON] | Replay |
| 9:43 | 1st & G | OPP 0.5 | Nick Mosley rush [TD] up the middle (0.5 yd gain) | Replay |
| 9:40 | Extra point attempted by Neil Rackers Jr. Jr., made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Sharp Dressed Men 9:40 | ||||
| 9:40 | Kickoff by Neil Rackers Jr. Jr., 54 yd, fielded by AFTER BURNER (17.5 yd return) [tackle: Maxwell Welsh] | Replay | ||
| 9:37 | 1st & 10 | OWN 33.5 | BURGER MAN pitch to MEXICAN BLACKBIRD to the left (1.5 yd loss) [diving tackle: Getoo DaChoppa] | Replay |
| 9:05 | 2nd & 11.5 | OWN 31.5 | BURGER MAN pitch to MEXICAN BLACKBIRD to the left (2 yd loss) [tackle: Woody Norwood] | Replay |
| 8:37 | 3rd & 13.5 | OWN 30 | BURGER MAN pass to BLACK FLY up the left side [deflected by Bobby Bruce] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 8:31 | 4th & 13.5 | OWN 30 | Punt by JAKE THE PEG, 45 yd, fielded by Crazy Hooligan Returns (14 yd return) [tackle: S T G N R] | Replay |
| Tombstone Hooligans 8:22 | ||||
| 8:22 | 1st & 10 | OWN 39 | Herman Munster III pass to Vanishing Vito The Vaporizer™ up the left side, caught (14 yd gain) [tackle: CHRIS BRANDON] | Replay |
| 7:58 | 1st & 10 | OPP 47.5 | Andre Coronado pass to Jay "No Angel" Dobyns up the right side, caught (14 yd gain) [tackle: SAM SELLECK] | Replay |
| 7:29 | 1st & 10 | OPP 33.5 | Nick Mosley rush to the right (2 yd gain) [tackle: DALLAS EMERSON] | Replay |
| 6:46 | 2nd & 8 | OPP 31.5 | Andre Coronado pass to Jocko Willink, hurried by DON TAYLOR, over the middle, caught (6 yd gain) [tackle: INDIGO LARSON] | Replay |
| 6:01 | 3rd & 2 | OPP 25.5 | Nick Mosley rush [missed diving tackle: FREDDIE BROWN] to the right (3 yd gain) [diving tackle: DAVID TEAL] | Replay |
| 5:24 | 1st & 10 | OPP 22.5 | Dr. Eldon Tyrell rush to the right (no gain) [diving tackle: DON TAYLOR] | Replay |
| 4:50 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 22.5 | Dr. Eldon Tyrell rush up the middle (1 yd gain) [diving tackle: DON TAYLOR] | Replay |
| 4:14 | 3rd & 9 | OPP 21.5 | Andre Coronado pass to Stone Hands No Wheels Jr. up the left side, caught (10 yd gain) [diving tackle: CLIVE BENSON] | Replay |
| 3:49 | 1st & 10 | OPP 11.5 | Nick Mosley rush to the right (3.5 yd gain) [tackle: FELIX SORRENTO] | Replay |
| 3:20 | 2nd & 6.5 | OPP 8 | Richie Gecko rush to the left (5.5 yd gain) [tackle: COLIN BRIDGES] | Replay |
| 2:36 | 3rd & 1 | OPP 2.5 | Dr. Eldon Tyrell rush to the left (2.5 yd gain) [TD] | Replay |
| 2:32 | Extra point attempted by Neil Rackers Jr. Jr., made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Sharp Dressed Men 2:32 | ||||
| 2:32 | Kickoff by Neil Rackers Jr. Jr., 48 yd, fielded by AFTER BURNER (12 yd return) [diving tackle: Viva Las Vegas] | Replay | ||
| 2:29 | 1st & 10 | OWN 34 | BURGER MAN pitch to PEARLY GATES to the right (1 yd gain) [diving tackle: Crazy Hooligan CB2] | Replay |
| 1:59 | 2nd & 9 | OWN 35 | BURGER MAN pitch to PEARLY GATES [missed tackle: Crazy Hooligan LB2] to the right (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: Getoo DaChoppa] | Replay |
| 1:17 | 3rd & 6.5 | OWN 38 | BURGER MAN screen pass to MANIC MECHANIC to the right side, caught (12.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Chihuahua House Alarm] | Replay |
| 0:43 | 1st & 10 | OPP 49.5 | PEARLY GATES rush [missed tackle: Crazy Hooligan LB] up the middle (4 yd gain) [tackle: Mordred Kingslayer] | Replay |