Play by Play
| 1st Quarter | ||||
| Tombstone Hooligans 15:00 | ||||
| 15:00 | Kickoff by ONE LEG MALLOY, 53 yd, fielded by Crazy Hooligan Returns (19.5 yd return) [diving tackle: S T G N R] | Replay | ||
| 14:55 | 1st & 10 | OWN 37 | Reno Cujo rush up the middle (0.5 yd gain) [tackle: IAN LAWSON] | Replay |
| 14:17 | 2nd & 9.5 | OWN 37.5 | Nick Mosley rush [missed diving tackle: DEWEY ELLIOT] up the middle (4 yd gain) [tackle: DENIS TANNER] | Replay |
| 13:35 | 3rd & 5.5 | OWN 41.5 | Dr. Eldon Tyrell rush to the left (no gain) [diving tackle: DRAGO EVANS] | Replay |
| 13:09 | 4th & 5.5 | OWN 41.5 | Punt by Neymar Jr. Jr., 27 yd, fielded by AFTER BURNER (5 yd return) [diving tackle: Ripple Moonshot] | Replay |
| Sharp Dressed Men 13:02 | ||||
| 13:02 | 1st & 10 | OWN 36.5 | BURGER MAN pass to BUCK NEKKID over the middle (incomplete) | Replay |
| 12:57 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 36.5 | BURGER MAN screen pass to MANIC MECHANIC to the right side, caught (0.5 yd loss) [diving tackle: Crazy Hooligan LB] | Replay |
| 12:14 | 3rd & 10.5 | OWN 35.5 | BURGER MAN screen pass to MANIC MECHANIC to the left side, caught (3 yd loss) [tackle: Screamin' Banshee] | Replay |
| 11:39 | 4th & 13.5 | OWN 33 | Punt by JAKE THE PEG, 29 yd, fielded by Crazy Hooligan Returns (22.5 yd return) [diving tackle: S T G N R] | Replay |
| Tombstone Hooligans 11:30 | ||||
| 11:30 | 1st & 10 | OPP 39.5 | Andre Coronado pass to King Chalamet over the middle, caught (14 yd gain) [diving tackle: FORTUNE BESWICK] | Replay |
| 11:03 | 1st & 10 | OPP 25.5 | Herman Munster III pass to Vanishing Vito The Vaporizer™ over the middle, caught (7 yd gain) [diving tackle: FREDDIE BROWN] | Replay |
| 10:22 | 2nd & 3 | OPP 18.5 | Andre Coronado pass to King Chalamet over the middle, caught (18 yd gain) [diving tackle: CHRIS BRANDON] | Replay |
| 9:43 | 1st & G | OPP 0.5 | Nick Mosley rush [TD] up the middle (0.5 yd gain) | Replay |
| 9:40 | Extra point attempted by Neil Rackers Jr. Jr., made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Sharp Dressed Men 9:40 | ||||
| 9:40 | Kickoff by Neil Rackers Jr. Jr., 54 yd, fielded by AFTER BURNER (17.5 yd return) [tackle: Maxwell Welsh] | Replay | ||
| 9:37 | 1st & 10 | OWN 33.5 | BURGER MAN pitch to MEXICAN BLACKBIRD to the left (1.5 yd loss) [diving tackle: Getoo DaChoppa] | Replay |
| 9:05 | 2nd & 11.5 | OWN 31.5 | BURGER MAN pitch to MEXICAN BLACKBIRD to the left (2 yd loss) [tackle: Woody Norwood] | Replay |
| 8:37 | 3rd & 13.5 | OWN 30 | BURGER MAN pass to BLACK FLY up the left side [deflected by Bobby Bruce] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 8:31 | 4th & 13.5 | OWN 30 | Punt by JAKE THE PEG, 45 yd, fielded by Crazy Hooligan Returns (14 yd return) [tackle: S T G N R] | Replay |
| Tombstone Hooligans 8:22 | ||||
| 8:22 | 1st & 10 | OWN 39 | Herman Munster III pass to Vanishing Vito The Vaporizer™ up the left side, caught (14 yd gain) [tackle: CHRIS BRANDON] | Replay |
| 7:58 | 1st & 10 | OPP 47.5 | Andre Coronado pass to Jay "No Angel" Dobyns up the right side, caught (14 yd gain) [tackle: SAM SELLECK] | Replay |
| 7:29 | 1st & 10 | OPP 33.5 | Nick Mosley rush to the right (2 yd gain) [tackle: DALLAS EMERSON] | Replay |
| 6:46 | 2nd & 8 | OPP 31.5 | Andre Coronado pass to Jocko Willink, hurried by DON TAYLOR, over the middle, caught (6 yd gain) [tackle: INDIGO LARSON] | Replay |
| 6:01 | 3rd & 2 | OPP 25.5 | Nick Mosley rush [missed diving tackle: FREDDIE BROWN] to the right (3 yd gain) [diving tackle: DAVID TEAL] | Replay |
| 5:24 | 1st & 10 | OPP 22.5 | Dr. Eldon Tyrell rush to the right (no gain) [diving tackle: DON TAYLOR] | Replay |
| 4:50 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 22.5 | Dr. Eldon Tyrell rush up the middle (1 yd gain) [diving tackle: DON TAYLOR] | Replay |
| 4:14 | 3rd & 9 | OPP 21.5 | Andre Coronado pass to Stone Hands No Wheels Jr. up the left side, caught (10 yd gain) [diving tackle: CLIVE BENSON] | Replay |
| 3:49 | 1st & 10 | OPP 11.5 | Nick Mosley rush to the right (3.5 yd gain) [tackle: FELIX SORRENTO] | Replay |
| 3:20 | 2nd & 6.5 | OPP 8 | Richie Gecko rush to the left (5.5 yd gain) [tackle: COLIN BRIDGES] | Replay |
| 2:36 | 3rd & 1 | OPP 2.5 | Dr. Eldon Tyrell rush to the left (2.5 yd gain) [TD] | Replay |
| 2:32 | Extra point attempted by Neil Rackers Jr. Jr., made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Sharp Dressed Men 2:32 | ||||
| 2:32 | Kickoff by Neil Rackers Jr. Jr., 48 yd, fielded by AFTER BURNER (12 yd return) [diving tackle: Viva Las Vegas] | Replay | ||
| 2:29 | 1st & 10 | OWN 34 | BURGER MAN pitch to PEARLY GATES to the right (1 yd gain) [diving tackle: Crazy Hooligan CB2] | Replay |
| 1:59 | 2nd & 9 | OWN 35 | BURGER MAN pitch to PEARLY GATES [missed tackle: Crazy Hooligan LB2] to the right (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: Getoo DaChoppa] | Replay |
| 1:17 | 3rd & 6.5 | OWN 38 | BURGER MAN screen pass to MANIC MECHANIC to the right side, caught (12.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Chihuahua House Alarm] | Replay |
| 0:43 | 1st & 10 | OPP 49.5 | PEARLY GATES rush [missed tackle: Crazy Hooligan LB] up the middle (4 yd gain) [tackle: Mordred Kingslayer] | Replay |
| 2nd Quarter | ||||
| 15:00 | 2nd & 6 | OPP 46 | BURGER MAN bad pass to BUCK NEKKID, hurried by Dauphin of Viennois, over the middle, jumping catch attempt (dropped - incomplete) | Replay |
| 14:52 | 3rd & 6 | OPP 46 | False start penalty committed by O G 4 | Replay |
| 14:52 | 3rd & 11 | OWN 49 | BURGER MAN pass to I GOT THE SIX over the middle [deflected by Ripple Moonshot] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 14:46 | 4th & 11 | OWN 49 | Punt by JAKE THE PEG, 43 yd, fielded by Crazy Hooligan Returns (17.5 yd return) [tackle: S T G N R] | Replay |
| Tombstone Hooligans 14:36 | ||||
| 14:36 | 1st & 10 | OWN 25 | Nick Mosley rush [missed diving tackle: DENIS TANNER (Lower the Shoulder)] to the right (3 yd gain) [tackle: FREDDIE BROWN] | Replay |
| 14:07 | 2nd & 7 | OWN 28 | Dr. Eldon Tyrell rush up the middle (4 yd gain) [tackle: FRANK SMITH] | Replay |
| 13:26 | 3rd & 3 | OWN 32 | Nick Mosley rush [missed tackle: FELIX SORRENTO] [missed diving tackle: DON TAYLOR] to the right (4 yd gain) [diving tackle: DEWEY ELLIOT] | Replay |
| 13:00 | 1st & 10 | OWN 36.5 | Dr. Eldon Tyrell rush to the left (1.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: DRAGO EVANS] | Replay |
| 12:35 | 2nd & 8.5 | OWN 38 | Herman Munster III pass to Jay "No Angel" Dobyns up the right side [deflected by SAM SELLECK] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 12:30 | 3rd & 8.5 | OWN 38 | Andre Coronado pass to Jay "No Angel" Dobyns up the left side [deflected by CLEMENT BORSCH] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 12:26 | 4th & 8.5 | OWN 38 | Punt by Neymar Jr. Jr., 30 yd, fielded by AFTER BURNER (10.5 yd return) [tackle: Woody Norwood] | Replay |
| Sharp Dressed Men 12:18 | ||||
| 12:18 | 1st & 10 | OWN 42.5 | PEARLY GATES rush [missed diving tackle: Jazon Voorhees] to the right (4.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Chihuahua House Alarm] | Replay |
| 11:39 | 2nd & 5.5 | OWN 47 | BURGER MAN pitch to PEARLY GATES [missed diving tackle: Crazy Hooligan LB2] to the right (20 yd gain) [diving tackle: Crazy Hooligan LB] | Replay |
| 11:06 | 1st & 10 | OPP 33 | BURGER MAN pitch to MEXICAN BLACKBIRD to the left (0.5 yd loss) [diving tackle: Getoo DaChoppa] | Replay |
| 10:33 | 2nd & 10.5 | OPP 34 | BURGER MAN bad pass to MASTER OF SPARKS, hurried by Mordred Kingslayer, up the left side [deflected by Getoo DaChoppa] (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 10:28 | 3rd & 10.5 | OPP 34 | BURGER MAN pass to VELCRO FLY, hurried by Dauphin of Viennois, up the right side [deflected by Crazy Hooligan CB2] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 10:24 | 4th & 10.5 | OPP 34 | 51 yd field goal attempted by ONE LEG MALLOY, made [FG] | Replay |
| Tombstone Hooligans 10:19 | ||||
| 10:19 | Kickoff by ONE LEG MALLOY, 55 yd, fielded by Crazy Hooligan Returns (17.5 yd return) [diving tackle: S T G N R 2] | Replay | ||
| 10:15 | 1st & 10 | OWN 32.5 | Jocko Willink rush up the middle (3 yd gain) [tackle: FRANK SMITH] | Replay |
| 9:40 | 2nd & 7 | OWN 36 | Nick Mosley rush up the middle (0.5 yd gain) [tackle: FORTUNE BESWICK] | Replay |
| 9:01 | 3rd & 6.5 | OWN 36 | Herman Munster III pass to Stone Hands No Wheels Jr. up the left side [deflected by CLEMENT BORSCH] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 8:57 | 4th & 6.5 | OWN 36 | Punt by Neymar Jr. Jr., 38 yd, fielded by AFTER BURNER (13.5 yd return) [tackle: The Sack Man Jr. Jr.] | Replay |
| Sharp Dressed Men 8:48 | ||||
| 8:48 | 1st & 10 | OWN 39 | PEARLY GATES rush [missed diving tackle: Woody Norwood] [missed tackle: Judge Dredd] up the middle (3.5 yd gain) [tackle: Screamin' Banshee] | Replay |
| 8:08 | 2nd & 6.5 | OWN 42.5 | BURGER MAN screen pass to VELCRO FLY to the right side, caught (3.5 yd gain) [tackle: Adrian Wilson] | Replay |
| 7:31 | 3rd & 3 | OWN 46 | MEXICAN BLACKBIRD rush up the middle (3 yd gain) [diving tackle: Dauphin of Viennois] | Replay |
| 6:50 | 4th & inches | OWN 49 | MEXICAN BLACKBIRD rush up the middle (0.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Maxwell Welsh] | Replay |
| 6:11 | 1st & 10 | OWN 49.5 | MEXICAN BLACKBIRD rush up the middle (3.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Crazy Hooligan CB] | Replay |
| 5:43 | 2nd & 6.5 | OPP 47 | BURGER MAN sacked by Jameson Whiskey (5 yd loss) | Replay |
| 5:18 | 3rd & 11 | OWN 48.5 | BURGER MAN bad pass to BLACK FLY, hurried by Jazon Voorhees, up the right side (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 5:11 | 4th & 11 | OWN 48.5 | Punt by JAKE THE PEG, 27 yd, fielded by Crazy Hooligan Returns (9 yd return) [tackle: DANIEL EMERY] | Replay |
| Tombstone Hooligans 5:03 | ||||
| 5:03 | 1st & 10 | OWN 34 | Nick Mosley rush [missed tackle: FRANK SMITH] [missed tackle: INDIGO LARSON] up the middle (4.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: CLEMENT BORSCH] | Replay |
| 4:20 | 2nd & 5.5 | OWN 38.5 | Dr. Eldon Tyrell rush to the right (1.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: DON TAYLOR] | Replay |
| 3:51 | 3rd & 3.5 | OWN 40 | Andre Coronado pass to Jay "No Angel" Dobyns up the left side, caught (7.5 yd gain) [tackle: FRANK SMITH] | Replay |
| 3:11 | 1st & 10 | OWN 47.5 | Herman Munster III pass to Vanishing Vito The Vaporizer™ up the left side [deflected by CORY BENDER] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 3:06 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 47.5 | Andre Coronado pass to Jay "No Angel" Dobyns up the left side [deflected by FRANK SMITH] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 3:00 | 3rd & 10 | OWN 47.5 | Herman Munster III bad pass to Vanishing Vito The Vaporizer™, hurried by DANIEL EMERY, over the middle (dropped - incomplete) | Replay |
| 2:52 | 4th & 10 | OWN 47.5 | Punt by Neymar Jr. Jr., 30 yd, fielded by AFTER BURNER (2 yd return) [tackle: Judge Dredd] | Replay |
| Sharp Dressed Men 2:45 | ||||
| 2:45 | 1st & 10 | OWN 24.5 | BURGER MAN pitch to MEXICAN BLACKBIRD to the left (2 yd gain) [diving tackle: Screamin' Banshee] | Replay |
| 2:04 | 2nd & 8 | OWN 26.5 | BURGER MAN pitch to MEXICAN BLACKBIRD [missed tackle: Crazy Hooligan CB] to the left (5.5 yd gain) [tackle: The Sack Man Jr. Jr.] | Replay |
| 1:59 | 3rd & 3 | OWN 32 | BURGER MAN bad pass to MANIC MECHANIC, hurried by Mordred Kingslayer, over the middle (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 1:52 | 4th & 3 | OWN 32 | Punt by JAKE THE PEG, 30 yd, fielded by Crazy Hooligan Returns (10.5 yd return) [tackle: C 2] | Replay |
| Tombstone Hooligans 1:43 | ||||
| 1:43 | 1st & 10 | OWN 49 | Andre Coronado pass to Crazy Hooligan WR up the right side [deflected by CORY BENDER] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 1:39 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 49 | Herman Munster III pass to Stone Hands No Wheels Jr. up the left side, caught, knocked loose by CORY BENDER [deflected by CORY BENDER] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 1:33 | 3rd & 10 | OWN 49 | Andre Coronado pass to Vanishing Vito The Vaporizer™ up the left side [deflected by INDIGO LARSON] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 1:29 | 4th & 10 | OWN 49 | Punt by Neymar Jr. Jr., 22 yd, fielded by AFTER BURNER (2.5 yd return) [tackle: Ripple Moonshot] | Replay |
| Sharp Dressed Men 1:23 | ||||
| 1:23 | 1st & 10 | OWN 31 | BURGER MAN pitch to MEXICAN BLACKBIRD to the left (1.5 yd loss) [diving tackle: Screamin' Banshee] | Replay |
| 0:50 | 2nd & 11.5 | OWN 29.5 | BURGER MAN pass to BUCK NEKKID over the middle [deflected by Getoo DaChoppa] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 0:43 | 3rd & 11.5 | OWN 29.5 | BURGER MAN pass to KO KO BLUE up the left side [deflected by Screamin' Banshee] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 0:39 | 4th & 11.5 | OWN 29.5 | Punt by JAKE THE PEG, 31 yd, fielded by Crazy Hooligan Returns (3.5 yd return) [tackle: FORTUNE BESWICK] | Replay |
| Tombstone Hooligans 0:31 | ||||
| 0:31 | 1st & 10 | OWN 43.5 | Herman Munster III pass to Richie Gecko up the left side, caught (4 yd gain) [tackle: INDIGO LARSON] | Replay |
| 0:25 | 2nd & 6 | OWN 47.5 | Offensive Timeout Called: Tombstone Hooligans | Replay |
| 0:25 | 2nd & 6 | OWN 47.5 | Andre Coronado pass to Vanishing Vito The Vaporizer™ up the left side, caught (16.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: CORY BENDER] | Replay |
| 0:20 | 1st & 10 | OPP 36 | Offensive Timeout Called: Tombstone Hooligans | Replay |
| 0:20 | 1st & 10 | OPP 36 | Herman Munster III pass to Stone Hands No Wheels Jr. up the left side, caught (20.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: CLEMENT BORSCH] | Replay |
| 0:13 | 1st & 10 | OPP 15 | Offensive Timeout Called: Tombstone Hooligans | Replay |
| 0:13 | 1st & 10 | OPP 15 | 32 yd field goal attempted by Neil Rackers Jr. Jr., made [FG] | Replay |
| Sharp Dressed Men 0:09 | ||||
| 0:09 | Kickoff by Neil Rackers Jr. Jr., 51 yd, fielded by AFTER BURNER (16.5 yd return) [diving tackle: Judge Dredd] | Replay | ||
| 0:05 | 1st & 10 | OWN 35.5 | BURGER MAN pass to TEN DOLLAR MAN over the middle [deflected by Crazy Hooligan LB2] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 3rd Quarter | ||||
| 15:00 | Kickoff by Neil Rackers Jr. Jr., 50 yd, fielded by AFTER BURNER (20 yd return) [diving tackle: Viva Las Vegas] | Replay | ||
| 14:56 | 1st & 10 | OWN 40.5 | PEARLY GATES rush to the right (4.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Ripple Moonshot] | Replay |
| 14:18 | 2nd & 5.5 | OWN 45 | BURGER MAN pitch to PEARLY GATES to the right (2 yd gain) [tackle: Chihuahua House Alarm] | Replay |
| 13:35 | 3rd & 3.5 | OWN 47 | PEARLY GATES rush up the middle (2 yd gain) [diving tackle: Mordred Kingslayer] | Replay |
| 13:00 | 4th & 1.5 | OWN 49 | PEARLY GATES rush up the middle (4 yd gain) [tackle: Zack Zona] | Replay |
| 12:15 | 1st & 10 | OPP 47 | BURGER MAN pitch to PEARLY GATES [missed tackle: Crazy Hooligan CB2] [missed diving tackle: Crazy Hooligan LB2] [missed tackle: Chihuahua House Alarm] to the right (37.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Crazy Hooligan CB] | Replay |
| 11:36 | 1st & G | OPP 9.5 | CONCRETE AND STEEL rush [missed diving tackle: Lazaro Redd] up the middle (1.5 yd gain) [Monster Hit tackle: Crazy Hooligan LB] | Replay |
| 11:00 | 2nd & G | OPP 8 | BURGER MAN pass to I GOT THE SIX over the middle [deflected by Woody Norwood] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 10:55 | 3rd & G | OPP 8 | BURGER MAN screen pass to MANIC MECHANIC to the left side [deflected by Getoo DaChoppa] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 10:50 | 4th & G | OPP 8 | 25 yd field goal attempted by ONE LEG MALLOY, made [FG] | Replay |
| Tombstone Hooligans 10:46 | ||||
| 10:46 | Kickoff by ONE LEG MALLOY, 57 yd, fielded by Crazy Hooligan Returns (20.5 yd return) [tackle: S T G N R] | Replay | ||
| 10:42 | 1st & 10 | OWN 33.5 | Nick Mosley rush [missed tackle: IAN LAWSON] to the right (4.5 yd gain) [tackle: DEWEY ELLIOT] | Replay |
| 10:00 | 2nd & 5.5 | OWN 38 | Herman Munster III pass to Judo Jimmy the Judoka over the middle [deflected by COLIN BRIDGES] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 9:53 | 3rd & 5.5 | OWN 38 | Andre Coronado screen pass to Seth Gecko to the right side, caught (5 yd gain) [tackle: CHRIS BRANDON] | Replay |
| 9:20 | 4th & 0.5 | OWN 43 | Nick Mosley rush [missed diving tackle: DENIS TANNER] [missed tackle: FELIX SORRENTO] up the middle (5.5 yd gain) [tackle: SLOMO BRADLEY] | Replay |
| 8:52 | 1st & 10 | OWN 48.5 | Dr. Eldon Tyrell rush up the middle (9.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: FRANK SMITH] | Replay |
| 8:12 | 2nd & 0.5 | OPP 42 | False start penalty committed by Julio Jamison | Replay |
| 8:12 | 2nd & 5.5 | OPP 47 | Andre Coronado pass to Stone Hands No Wheels Jr. up the left side [deflected by COLIN BRIDGES] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 8:07 | 3rd & 5.5 | OPP 47 | Dr. Eldon Tyrell rush up the middle (6.5 yd gain) [tackle: FRANK SMITH] | Replay |
| 7:26 | 1st & 10 | OPP 40.5 | Nick Mosley rush [missed diving tackle: DEWEY ELLIOT] to the right (4.5 yd gain) [tackle: FREDDIE BROWN] | Replay |
| 6:56 | 2nd & 5.5 | OPP 36 | Herman Munster III pass to Vanishing Vito The Vaporizer™ up the left side, caught (12.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: CALICO BURNSIDE] | Replay |
| 6:22 | 1st & 10 | OPP 23.5 | Nick Mosley rush to the right (4 yd gain) [tackle: CHRIS BRANDON] | Replay |
| 5:40 | 2nd & 6 | OPP 19.5 | Herman Munster III pass to Vanishing Vito The Vaporizer™ up the left side [deflected by CLEMENT BORSCH] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 5:35 | 3rd & 6 | OPP 19.5 | Herman Munster III pass to Crazy Hooligan WR up the right side, caught (8.5 yd gain) [tackle: CORY BENDER] | Replay |
| 5:03 | 1st & 10 | OPP 11 | Dr. Eldon Tyrell rush to the right (4.5 yd gain) [tackle: FELIX SORRENTO] | Replay |
| 4:19 | 2nd & 5.5 | OPP 6.5 | Nick Mosley rush to the right (3.5 yd gain) [tackle: FRANK SMITH] | Replay |
| 3:45 | 3rd & 2.5 | OPP 3.5 | Jocko Willink rush [TD] up the middle (3.5 yd gain) | Replay |
| 3:41 | Extra point attempted by Neil Rackers Jr. Jr., made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Sharp Dressed Men 3:41 | ||||
| 3:41 | Kickoff by Neil Rackers Jr. Jr., 53 yd, fielded by AFTER BURNER (9 yd return) [tackle: Maxwell Welsh] | Replay | ||
| 3:39 | 1st & 10 | OWN 25.5 | CONCRETE AND STEEL rush up the middle (no gain) [diving tackle: Lazaro Redd] | Replay |
| 3:03 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 25 | BURGER MAN pass to TEN DOLLAR MAN over the middle [deflected by Ripple Moonshot] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 2:57 | 3rd & 10 | OWN 25 | BURGER MAN screen pass to MANIC MECHANIC to the left side, caught (5.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Zack Zona] | Replay |
| 2:29 | 4th & 5 | OWN 30.5 | Punt by JAKE THE PEG, 30 yd, fielded by Crazy Hooligan Returns (13.5 yd return) [Monster Hit diving tackle: S T G N R] | Replay |
| Tombstone Hooligans 2:20 | ||||
| 2:20 | 1st & 10 | OPP 47.5 | Nick Mosley rush up the middle (2 yd gain) [Big Hit diving tackle: DAVID TEAL] | Replay |
| 1:51 | 2nd & 8 | OPP 45.5 | Herman Munster III pass to Vanishing Vito The Vaporizer™ up the left side, caught (11.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: CLEMENT BORSCH] | Replay |
| 1:11 | 1st & 10 | OPP 34 | Dr. Eldon Tyrell rush to the right (3 yd gain) [diving tackle: DENIS TANNER] | Replay |
| 0:31 | 2nd & 7 | OPP 31 | Herman Munster III pass to Stone Hands No Wheels Jr. up the left side, caught (13 yd gain) [tackle: CLEMENT BORSCH] | Replay |
| 4th Quarter | ||||
| 15:00 | 1st & 10 | OPP 18.5 | False start penalty committed by Elda Meraz | Replay |
| 15:00 | 1st & 15 | OPP 23.5 | Andre Coronado pass to King Chalamet over the middle, caught (13 yd gain) [diving tackle: CHRIS BRANDON] | Replay |
| 14:35 | 2nd & 2 | OPP 10 | Herman Munster III pass to Reno Cujo up the left side [deflected by COLIN BRIDGES] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 14:30 | 3rd & 2 | OPP 10 | Dr. Eldon Tyrell rush up the middle (10 yd gain) [diving tackle: FRANK SMITH] | Replay |
| 13:52 | 1st & G | OPP 0.5 | Nick Mosley rush [TD] up the middle (0.5 yd gain) | Replay |
| 13:48 | Extra point attempted by Neil Rackers Jr. Jr., made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Sharp Dressed Men 13:48 | ||||
| 13:48 | Kickoff by Neil Rackers Jr. Jr., 50 yd, fielded by AFTER BURNER (27 yd return) [diving tackle: Judge Dredd] | Replay | ||
| 13:42 | 1st & 10 | OWN 47 | MEXICAN BLACKBIRD rush up the middle (3.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Dauphin of Viennois] | Replay |
| 13:08 | 2nd & 6.5 | OPP 49.5 | BURGER MAN pitch to MEXICAN BLACKBIRD to the left (2.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Getoo DaChoppa] | Replay |
| 12:34 | 3rd & 4 | OPP 46.5 | CONCRETE AND STEEL rush up the middle (1 yd gain) [tackle: Full House Herbert] | Replay |
| 11:54 | 4th & 3 | OPP 45.5 | Punt by JAKE THE PEG, 31 yd, fielded by Crazy Hooligan Returns (14.5 yd return) [tackle: S T G N R] | Replay |
| Tombstone Hooligans 11:45 | ||||
| 11:45 | 1st & 10 | OWN 29.5 | Nick Mosley rush [missed diving tackle: INDIGO LARSON] up the middle (14.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: CORY BENDER] | Replay |
| 11:01 | 1st & 10 | OWN 44 | Dr. Eldon Tyrell rush to the left (5.5 yd gain) [tackle: FRANK SMITH] | Replay |
| 10:20 | 2nd & 4.5 | OWN 49.5 | Andre Coronado pass to King Chalamet over the middle [deflected by STEVE SOBERS] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 10:15 | 3rd & 4.5 | OWN 49.5 | Nick Mosley rush up the middle (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: CALICO BURNSIDE] | Replay |
| 9:33 | 4th & 2 | OPP 48 | Dr. Eldon Tyrell rush up the middle (2 yd gain) (turnover on downs) [diving tackle: DAVID TEAL] | Replay |
| Sharp Dressed Men 9:28 | ||||
| 9:28 | 1st & 10 | OWN 46 | BURGER MAN pitch to MEXICAN BLACKBIRD to the left (5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Woody Norwood] | Replay |
| 8:59 | 2nd & 5 | OPP 49 | BURGER MAN pass to I GOT THE SIX over the middle, caught (20 yd gain) [tackle: Crazy Hooligan LB2] | Replay |
| 8:31 | 1st & 10 | OPP 28.5 | BURGER MAN pitch to MEXICAN BLACKBIRD up the middle (1.5 yd gain) [tackle: Getoo DaChoppa] | Replay |
| 7:53 | 2nd & 8.5 | OPP 27.5 | BURGER MAN pass to KO KO BLUE up the left side, caught (9.5 yd gain) [tackle: Getoo DaChoppa] | Replay |
| 7:16 | 1st & 10 | OPP 18 | PEARLY GATES rush up the middle (2 yd gain) [tackle: Viva Las Vegas] | Replay |
| 6:32 | 2nd & 8 | OPP 16 | False start penalty committed by O T 3 | Replay |
| 6:32 | 2nd & 13 | OPP 21 | BURGER MAN screen pass to MANIC MECHANIC to the right side, caught (2 yd loss) [tackle: Crazy Hooligan LB] | Replay |
| 6:01 | 3rd & 15 | OPP 23 | BURGER MAN pass to TEN DOLLAR MAN over the middle, caught (14 yd gain) [tackle: Chihuahua House Alarm] | Replay |
| 5:27 | 4th & 1 | OPP 9 | CONCRETE AND STEEL rush up the middle (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: Screamin' Banshee] | Replay |
| 5:05 | 1st & G | OPP 6.5 | PEARLY GATES rush up the middle (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: Crazy Hooligan LB] | Replay |
| 4:47 | 2nd & G | OPP 4 | CONCRETE AND STEEL rush up the middle (2 yd gain) [Big Hit tackle: Full House Herbert] | Replay |
| 4:32 | 3rd & G | OPP 2 | PEARLY GATES rush up the middle (1.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Viva Las Vegas] | Replay |
| 4:11 | 4th & G | OPP 0.5 | PEARLY GATES rush [TD] up the middle (0.5 yd gain) | Replay |
| 4:07 | Two point conversion attempted by PEARLY GATES, failed [tackle: Full House Herbert] | Replay | ||
| Tombstone Hooligans 4:07 | ||||
| 4:07 | Kickoff by ONE LEG MALLOY, 47 yd, fielded by Crazy Hooligan Returns (10.5 yd return) [diving tackle: S T G N R 2] | Replay | ||
| 4:05 | 1st & 10 | OWN 33 | Jocko Willink rush to the left (7.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: FRANK SMITH] | Replay |
| 3:14 | 2nd & 2.5 | OWN 40.5 | Nick Mosley rush [missed tackle: DALLAS EMERSON] [missed diving tackle: FELIX SORRENTO] to the right (6 yd gain) [diving tackle: SLOMO BRADLEY] | Replay |
| 2:22 | 1st & 10 | OWN 46.5 | Herman Munster III pitch to Reno Cujo to the right (3.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: CLIVE BENSON] | Replay |
| 2:00 | 2nd & 6.5 | OWN 50 | Herman Munster III pass to Seth Gecko, hurried by DAVID TEAL, up the left side [deflected by FREDDIE BROWN] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 1:52 | 3rd & 6.5 | OWN 50 | Andre Coronado bad pass to Richie Gecko, hurried by DENIS TANNER, up the left side [deflected by CHRIS BRANDON] (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 1:45 | 4th & 6.5 | OWN 50 | Punt by Neymar Jr. Jr., 42 yd (out of bounds) | Replay |
| Sharp Dressed Men 1:38 | ||||
| 1:38 | 1st & 10 | OWN 8 | BURGER MAN pass to VELCRO FLY up the right side, caught (4 yd gain) [tackle: Crazy Hooligan CB2] | Replay |
| 1:20 | 2nd & 6 | OWN 12 | BURGER MAN pass to MANIC MECHANIC over the middle [deflected by Screamin' Banshee] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 1:14 | 3rd & 6 | OWN 12 | BURGER MAN pass to TEN DOLLAR MAN over the middle [deflected by Woody Norwood] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 1:08 | 4th & 6 | OWN 12 | Punt by JAKE THE PEG, 33 yd, fielded by Crazy Hooligan Returns (4.5 yd return) [Big Hit tackle: S T G N R] | Replay |
| Tombstone Hooligans 1:00 | ||||
| 1:00 | 1st & 10 | OPP 40.5 | Jocko Willink rush up the middle (1 yd gain) [diving tackle: INDIGO LARSON] | Replay |
| 0:56 | 2nd & 9 | OPP 39 | Defensive Timeout Called: Sharp Dressed Men | Replay |
| 0:56 | 2nd & 9 | OPP 39 | Nick Mosley rush [missed tackle: DAVID TEAL] up the middle (5 yd gain) [diving tackle: IAN LAWSON] | Replay |
| 0:50 | 3rd & 4 | OPP 34 | Defensive Timeout Called: Sharp Dressed Men | Replay |
| 0:50 | 3rd & 4 | OPP 34 | Dr. Eldon Tyrell rush to the right (1.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: DALLAS EMERSON] | Replay |
| 0:45 | 4th & 2.5 | OPP 32.5 | Defensive Timeout Called: Sharp Dressed Men | Replay |
| 0:45 | 4th & 2.5 | OPP 32.5 | Punt by Neymar Jr. Jr., 27 yd (out of bounds) | Replay |
| Sharp Dressed Men 0:39 | ||||
| 0:39 | 1st & 10 | OWN 6 | BURGER MAN pass to MANIC MECHANIC over the middle, caught (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: Crazy Hooligan LB] | Replay |
| 0:22 | 2nd & 7.5 | OWN 8.5 | BURGER MAN pass to I GOT THE SIX over the middle, caught (17.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Crazy Hooligan LB2] | Replay |
| 0:02 | 1st & 10 | OWN 26 | BURGER MAN bad pass to KO KO BLUE, hurried by Lazaro Redd, up the left side (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |