Play by Play
| 4th Quarter | ||||
| Tombstone Hooligans 15:00 | ||||
| 15:00 | 1st & 10 | OPP 20 | Jocko Willink rush to the left (2.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: INDIGO LARSON] | Replay |
| 14:30 | 2nd & 7.5 | OPP 17.5 | Nick Mosley rush to the right (3.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: DAVID TEAL] | Replay |
| 13:58 | 3rd & 3.5 | OPP 13.5 | Dr. Eldon Tyrell rush to the right (0.5 yd gain) [tackle: INDIGO LARSON] | Replay |
| 13:17 | 4th & 3 | OPP 13 | 30 yd field goal attempted by Neil Rackers Jr. Jr., made [FG] | Replay |
| Sharp Dressed Men 13:13 | ||||
| 13:13 | Kickoff by Neil Rackers Jr. Jr., 54 yd, fielded by AFTER BURNER (29 yd return) [tackle: Zack Zona] | Replay | ||
| 13:07 | 1st & 10 | OWN 45 | MEXICAN BLACKBIRD rush up the middle (1.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Ripple Moonshot] | Replay |
| 12:32 | 2nd & 8.5 | OWN 46.5 | BURGER MAN pass to TEN DOLLAR MAN over the middle (incomplete) | Replay |
| 12:27 | 3rd & 8.5 | OWN 46.5 | BURGER MAN screen pass to MANIC MECHANIC to the left side, caught (9 yd gain) [diving tackle: Manny Mantoman] | Replay |
| 11:58 | 1st & 10 | OPP 44.5 | PEARLY GATES rush to the right (0.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Dauphin of Viennois] | Replay |
| 11:29 | 2nd & 9.5 | OPP 43.5 | BURGER MAN screen pass to MANIC MECHANIC to the right side, caught (2.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Woody Norwood] | Replay |
| 10:58 | 3rd & 6.5 | OPP 41 | BURGER MAN pass to MANIC MECHANIC up the left side [deflected by Woody Norwood] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 10:52 | 4th & 6.5 | OPP 41 | Punt by JAKE THE PEG, 24 yd (out of bounds) | Replay |
| Tombstone Hooligans 10:46 | ||||
| 10:46 | 1st & 10 | OWN 17.5 | Nick Mosley rush to the left (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: CORY BENDER] | Replay |
| 10:16 | 2nd & 7.5 | OWN 19.5 | Dr. Eldon Tyrell rush to the left (3 yd gain) [diving tackle: DON TAYLOR] | Replay |
| 9:43 | 3rd & 5 | OWN 22.5 | Herman Munster III screen pass to Richie Gecko to the right side, caught (1 yd gain) [tackle: CHRIS BRANDON] | Replay |
| 9:09 | 4th & 3.5 | OWN 23.5 | Punt by Neymar Jr. Jr., 40 yd, fielded by AFTER BURNER (13 yd return) [tackle: Getoo DaChoppa] | Replay |
| Sharp Dressed Men 9:00 | ||||
| 9:00 | 1st & 10 | OWN 49 | PEARLY GATES rush to the right (no gain) [tackle: Jazon Voorhees] | Replay |
| 8:18 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 49.5 | BURGER MAN screen pass to MANIC MECHANIC to the left side, caught (2.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Crazy Hooligan CB] | Replay |
| 7:32 | 3rd & 7.5 | OPP 48.5 | BURGER MAN screen pass to VELCRO FLY to the right side, caught (2 yd gain) [tackle: Ripple Moonshot] | Replay |
| 6:56 | 4th & 6 | OPP 46.5 | Punt by JAKE THE PEG, 36 yd (out of bounds) | Replay |
| Tombstone Hooligans 6:51 | ||||
| 6:51 | 1st & 10 | OWN 10.5 | Nick Mosley rush [missed diving tackle: DON TAYLOR] to the right (4 yd gain) [tackle: DEWEY ELLIOT] | Replay |
| 6:19 | 2nd & 6 | OWN 14 | Jocko Willink rush up the middle (1.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: DON TAYLOR] | Replay |
| 5:56 | 3rd & 4.5 | OWN 16 | Herman Munster III screen pass to Richie Gecko to the left side, caught (4.5 yd gain) [tackle: COLIN BRIDGES] | Replay |
| 5:05 | 4th & inches | OWN 20 | Nick Mosley rush [missed diving tackle: DON TAYLOR] up the middle (2.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: DANIEL EMERY] | Replay |
| 4:16 | 1st & 10 | OWN 22.5 | Dr. Eldon Tyrell rush up the middle (1 yd gain) [diving tackle: DENIS TANNER] | Replay |
| 3:27 | 2nd & 9 | OWN 23.5 | Andre Coronado pass to Jocko Willink, hurried by DENIS TANNER, up the right side, caught (23 yd gain) [diving tackle: STEVE SOBERS] | Replay |
| 2:34 | 1st & 10 | OWN 46.5 | Dr. Eldon Tyrell rush to the left (1.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: INDIGO LARSON] | Replay |
| 2:00 | 2nd & 8.5 | OWN 48.5 | Nick Mosley rush to the right (1.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: DEWEY ELLIOT] | Replay |
| 1:56 | 3rd & 7 | OWN 50 | Defensive Timeout Called: Sharp Dressed Men | Replay |
| 1:56 | 3rd & 7 | OWN 50 | Jocko Willink rush up the middle (1.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: DAVID TEAL] | Replay |
| 1:51 | 4th & 5 | OPP 48.5 | Defensive Timeout Called: Sharp Dressed Men | Replay |
| 1:51 | 4th & 5 | OPP 48.5 | Punt by Neymar Jr. Jr., 30 yd, fielded by AFTER BURNER (7 yd return) [tackle: Getoo DaChoppa] | Replay |
| Sharp Dressed Men 1:44 | ||||
| 1:44 | 1st & 10 | OWN 26 | BURGER MAN pass to BLACK FLY up the right side [deflected by Zack Zona] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 1:38 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 26 | BURGER MAN pass to MANIC MECHANIC over the middle, jumping catch attempt, caught (1 yd gain) [tackle: Dauphin of Viennois] | Replay |
| 1:20 | 3rd & 9 | OWN 27 | BURGER MAN pass to I GOT THE SIX over the middle [deflected by Chihuahua House Alarm] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 1:15 | 4th & 9 | OWN 27 | Punt by JAKE THE PEG, 34 yd, fielded by Crazy Hooligan Returns (10.5 yd return) [tackle: CLIVE BENSON] | Replay |
| Tombstone Hooligans 1:07 | ||||
| 1:07 | 1st & 10 | OWN 49.5 | False start penalty committed by Giovanni Joyce | Replay |
| 1:07 | 1st & 15 | OWN 44.5 | Herman Munster III bad pass to Jay "No Angel" Dobyns, hurried by DON TAYLOR, up the left side [deflected by CLEMENT BORSCH] (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 1:01 | 2nd & 15 | OWN 44.5 | Nick Mosley rush to the right (3.5 yd gain) [tackle: DENIS TANNER] | Replay |
| 0:55 | 3rd & 11.5 | OWN 48 | Defensive Timeout Called: Sharp Dressed Men | Replay |
| 0:55 | 3rd & 11.5 | OWN 48 | Dr. Eldon Tyrell rush [missed diving tackle: CALICO BURNSIDE] to the left (4.5 yd gain) [tackle: IAN LAWSON] | Replay |
| 0:05 | 4th & 7 | OPP 48 | Punt by Neymar Jr. Jr., 26 yd, fielded by AFTER BURNER (9 yd return) [tackle: Crazy Hooligan LB] | Replay |