Play by Play
| 3rd Quarter | ||||
| Sharp Dressed Men 15:00 | ||||
| 15:00 | Kickoff by Neil Rackers Jr. Jr., 49 yd, fielded by AFTER BURNER (14.5 yd return) [tackle: Maxwell Welsh] | Replay | ||
| 14:57 | 1st & 10 | OWN 35.5 | PEARLY GATES rush up the middle (3 yd gain) [tackle: Mordred Kingslayer] | Replay |
| 14:13 | 2nd & 7 | OWN 38.5 | BURGER MAN pitch to PEARLY GATES [missed diving tackle: Chihuahua House Alarm] [missed diving tackle: Crazy Hooligan LB] [missed tackle: Crazy Hooligan LB2] to the right (21 yd gain) [diving tackle: Chihuahua House Alarm] | Replay |
| 13:26 | 1st & 10 | OPP 40.5 | MEXICAN BLACKBIRD rush to the left (1.5 yd gain) [tackle: Ripple Moonshot] | Replay |
| 12:44 | 2nd & 8.5 | OPP 39 | BURGER MAN screen pass to MANIC MECHANIC to the left side, caught (7.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Screamin' Banshee] | Replay |
| 12:06 | 3rd & 0.5 | OPP 31.5 | CONCRETE AND STEEL rush [missed diving tackle: Viva Las Vegas] [missed tackle: Judge Dredd] [missed tackle: Bobby Bruce] up the middle (6.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Woody Norwood] | Replay |
| 11:28 | 1st & 10 | OPP 24.5 | BURGER MAN pass to MANIC MECHANIC, hurried by The Sack Man Jr. Jr., up the left side [thrown away], out of bounds (incomplete) | Replay |
| 11:22 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 24.5 | BURGER MAN pitch to MEXICAN BLACKBIRD to the left (1.5 yd gain) [tackle: Bobby Bruce] | Replay |
| 10:48 | 3rd & 8.5 | OPP 23.5 | BURGER MAN screen pass to MANIC MECHANIC to the left side, caught (1 yd gain) [diving tackle: Ripple Moonshot] | Replay |
| 10:19 | 4th & 7.5 | OPP 22 | 39 yd field goal attempted by ONE LEG MALLOY, made [FG] | Replay |
| Tombstone Hooligans 10:15 | ||||
| 10:15 | Kickoff by ONE LEG MALLOY, 50 yd, fielded by Crazy Hooligan Returns (26.5 yd return) [tackle: DALLAS EMERSON] | Replay | ||
| 10:10 | 1st & 10 | OWN 46.5 | Nick Mosley rush [missed tackle: FORTUNE BESWICK] to the left (3 yd gain) [tackle: CHRIS BRANDON] | Replay |
| 9:25 | 2nd & 7 | OWN 49.5 | Andre Coronado pass to Vanishing Vito The Vaporizer™ up the left side [deflected by CORY BENDER] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 9:21 | 3rd & 7 | OWN 49.5 | Herman Munster III pass to Stone Hands No Wheels Jr. up the left side [deflected by FRANK SMITH] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 9:15 | 4th & 7 | OWN 49.5 | Punt by Neymar Jr. Jr., 46 yd (out of bounds) | Replay |
| Sharp Dressed Men 9:08 | ||||
| 9:08 | 1st & 10 | OWN 5 | PEARLY GATES rush to the right (0.5 yd gain) [tackle: Screamin' Banshee] | Replay |
| 8:40 | 2nd & 9.5 | OWN 5.5 | BURGER MAN screen pass to MANIC MECHANIC to the right side, caught (2.5 yd loss) [tackle: Chihuahua House Alarm] | Replay |
| 8:12 | 3rd & 12 | OWN 3 | CONCRETE AND STEEL rush up the middle (2 yd gain) [diving tackle: Dauphin of Viennois] | Replay |
| 7:38 | 4th & 10 | OWN 5 | Punt by JAKE THE PEG, 45 yd, fielded by Crazy Hooligan Returns (16 yd return) [diving tackle: FELIX SORRENTO] | Replay |
| Tombstone Hooligans 7:28 | ||||
| 7:28 | 1st & 10 | OPP 33.5 | Nick Mosley rush [missed tackle: COLIN BRIDGES] [missed diving tackle: FORTUNE BESWICK] to the left (5 yd gain) [diving tackle: CHRIS BRANDON] | Replay |
| 6:49 | 2nd & 5 | OPP 28.5 | Herman Munster III pass to King Chalamet up the right side [deflected by STEVE SOBERS] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 6:42 | 3rd & 5 | OPP 28.5 | Nick Mosley rush up the middle (2 yd gain) [diving tackle: DON TAYLOR] | Replay |
| 5:59 | 4th & 3 | OPP 27 | 44 yd field goal attempted by Neil Rackers Jr. Jr., made [FG] | Replay |
| Sharp Dressed Men 5:54 | ||||
| 5:54 | Kickoff by Neil Rackers Jr. Jr., 47 yd, fielded by AFTER BURNER (15.5 yd return) [tackle: Maxwell Welsh] | Replay | ||
| 5:50 | 1st & 10 | OWN 38 | CONCRETE AND STEEL rush up the middle (0.5 yd gain) [tackle: Jazon Voorhees] | Replay |
| 5:18 | 2nd & 9.5 | OWN 38.5 | BURGER MAN pass to MANIC MECHANIC over the middle [deflected by Crazy Hooligan LB] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 5:13 | 3rd & 9.5 | OWN 38.5 | False start penalty committed by O G 4 | Replay |
| 5:13 | 3rd & 14.5 | OWN 33.5 | BURGER MAN screen pass to VELCRO FLY to the right side, caught (1.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Crazy Hooligan CB2] | Replay |
| 4:36 | 4th & 13.5 | OWN 35 | Punt by JAKE THE PEG, 44 yd, fielded by Crazy Hooligan Returns (14.5 yd return) [Monster Hit tackle: S T G N R 2] | Replay |
| Tombstone Hooligans 4:27 | ||||
| 4:27 | 1st & 10 | OWN 35.5 | Nick Mosley rush up the middle (2 yd gain) [diving tackle: DENIS TANNER] | Replay |
| 4:03 | 2nd & 8 | OWN 38 | Herman Munster III pass to Vanishing Vito The Vaporizer™ up the left side [deflected by FRANK SMITH] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 3:58 | 3rd & 8 | OWN 38 | Andre Coronado pass to Crazy Hooligan WR over the middle, caught (6.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: IAN LAWSON] | Replay |
| 3:18 | 4th & 1.5 | OWN 44.5 | Nick Mosley rush up the middle (6.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: FREDDIE BROWN] | Replay |
| 2:32 | 1st & 10 | OPP 49 | Dr. Eldon Tyrell rush to the left (2 yd gain) [tackle: COLIN BRIDGES] | Replay |
| 1:55 | 2nd & 8 | OPP 47 | Herman Munster III pass to Crazy Hooligan WR up the right side, caught (7.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: CORY BENDER] | Replay |
| 1:20 | 3rd & 0.5 | OPP 39.5 | Dr. Eldon Tyrell rush up the middle (3.5 yd gain) [tackle: CLEMENT BORSCH] | Replay |
| 0:41 | 1st & 10 | OPP 36 | Nick Mosley rush to the left (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: COLIN BRIDGES] | Replay |
| 0:03 | 2nd & 7.5 | OPP 33.5 | Andre Coronado pass to Vanishing Vito The Vaporizer™ up the left side, caught (13.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: COLIN BRIDGES] | Replay |