Play by Play
| 2nd Quarter | ||||
| Tombstone Hooligans 15:00 | ||||
| 15:00 | 1st & 10 | OWN 44 | Nick Mosley rush to the left (4 yd gain) [diving tackle: DON TAYLOR] | Replay |
| 14:32 | 2nd & 6 | OWN 48.5 | Jocko Willink rush up the middle (4 yd gain) [diving tackle: INDIGO LARSON] | Replay |
| 14:03 | 3rd & 2 | OPP 48 | Dr. Eldon Tyrell rush up the middle (3.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: DAVID TEAL] | Replay |
| 13:32 | 1st & 10 | OPP 44 | Nick Mosley rush [missed tackle: FELIX SORRENTO] to the left (5.5 yd gain) [tackle: FREDDIE BROWN] | Replay |
| 12:57 | 2nd & 4.5 | OPP 38.5 | Dr. Eldon Tyrell rush to the left (2 yd gain) [Monster Hit diving tackle: DANIEL EMERY] | Replay |
| 12:33 | 3rd & 2.5 | OPP 36.5 | Dr. Eldon Tyrell rush up the middle (0.5 yd loss) [diving tackle: DAVID TEAL] | Replay |
| 12:01 | 4th & 3 | OPP 37 | Punt by Neymar Jr. Jr., 36 yd, fielded by Getoo DaChoppa (downed) | Replay |
| Sharp Dressed Men 11:51 | ||||
| 11:51 | 1st & 10 | OWN 1 | PEARLY GATES rush up the middle (3 yd gain) [diving tackle: Lazaro Redd] | Replay |
| 11:23 | 2nd & 7 | OWN 4 | PEARLY GATES rush [missed tackle: The Sack Man Jr. Jr.] up the middle (7 yd gain) [tackle: Bobby Bruce] | Replay |
| 10:54 | 1st & 10 | OWN 11 | CONCRETE AND STEEL rush[forced fumble: Mordred Kingslayer], fumbled , recovered by MEXICAN BLACKBIRD (0.5 yd return) [diving tackle: Getoo DaChoppa] | Replay |
| 10:14 | 2nd & 9.5 | OWN 11.5 | BURGER MAN pass to MANIC MECHANIC over the middle [deflected by Crazy Hooligan LB] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 10:09 | 3rd & 9.5 | OWN 11.5 | BURGER MAN screen pass to MANIC MECHANIC to the left side, caught (8 yd gain) [diving tackle: Crazy Hooligan LB] | Replay |
| 9:22 | 4th & 1.5 | OWN 19.5 | Punt by JAKE THE PEG, 35 yd, fielded by Crazy Hooligan Returns [missed tackle: FELIX SORRENTO] [TD] (55.5 yd return) | Replay |
| Tombstone Hooligans 9:06 | ||||
| 9:06 | Extra point attempted by Neil Rackers Jr. Jr., made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Sharp Dressed Men 9:06 | ||||
| 9:06 | Kickoff by Neil Rackers Jr. Jr., 51 yd, fielded by AFTER BURNER (27.5 yd return) [diving tackle: Bobby Bruce] | Replay | ||
| 9:01 | 1st & 10 | OWN 46 | BURGER MAN sacked by Jameson Whiskey (5.5 yd loss) | Replay |
| 8:18 | 2nd & 15.5 | OWN 40.5 | BURGER MAN screen pass to MANIC MECHANIC to the left side, caught (1 yd loss) [diving tackle: Screamin' Banshee] | Replay |
| 7:46 | 3rd & 17 | OWN 39 | BURGER MAN bad pass to MANIC MECHANIC, hurried by Lazaro Redd, up the left side, jumping catch attempt [deflected by Judge Dredd] (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 7:39 | 4th & 17 | OWN 39 | Punt by JAKE THE PEG, 30 yd, fielded by Crazy Hooligan Returns (17 yd return) [diving tackle: CALICO BURNSIDE] | Replay |
| Tombstone Hooligans 7:29 | ||||
| 7:29 | 1st & 10 | OWN 47.5 | Nick Mosley rush [missed tackle: FREDDIE BROWN] up the middle (1 yd gain) [tackle: DAVID TEAL] | Replay |
| 6:45 | 2nd & 9 | OWN 48.5 | Andre Coronado pass to Crazy Hooligan WR over the middle, caught (5 yd gain) [diving tackle: CHRIS BRANDON] | Replay |
| 6:06 | 3rd & 4 | OPP 46.5 | Jocko Willink rush up the middle (3.5 yd gain) [tackle: CLEMENT BORSCH] | Replay |
| 5:35 | 4th & 0.5 | OPP 43 | Nick Mosley rush [missed diving tackle: FRANK SMITH] up the middle (4 yd gain) [tackle: DAVID TEAL] | Replay |
| 5:03 | 1st & 10 | OPP 39 | Dr. Eldon Tyrell rush to the right (no gain) [tackle: DON TAYLOR] | Replay |
| 4:30 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 38.5 | Andre Coronado pass to Seth Gecko up the right side, caught (4.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: CLIVE BENSON] | Replay |
| 3:56 | 3rd & 5.5 | OPP 34 | Herman Munster III pass to Stone Hands No Wheels Jr. up the left side, caught (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: CORY BENDER] | Replay |
| 3:32 | 4th & 2.5 | OPP 31.5 | Punt by Neymar Jr. Jr., 29 yd (out of bounds) | Replay |
| Sharp Dressed Men 3:26 | ||||
| 3:26 | 1st & 10 | OWN 2.5 | MEXICAN BLACKBIRD rush up the middle (1 yd gain) [tackle: Mordred Kingslayer] | Replay |
| 2:46 | 2nd & 9 | OWN 3.5 | CONCRETE AND STEEL rush [missed tackle: Crazy Hooligan CB] up the middle (4.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Judge Dredd] | Replay |
| 2:02 | 3rd & 4.5 | OWN 8.5 | BURGER MAN screen pass to MANIC MECHANIC to the right side, caught (2.5 yd loss) [tackle: Chihuahua House Alarm] | Replay |
| 1:57 | 4th & 7 | OWN 5.5 | Punt by JAKE THE PEG, 37 yd, fielded by Crazy Hooligan Returns (17 yd return) [tackle: C 2] | Replay |
| Tombstone Hooligans 1:48 | ||||
| 1:48 | 1st & 10 | OPP 25.5 | Herman Munster III pass to Crazy hooligan WR2 up the right side, caught (5 yd gain) [diving tackle: CLIVE BENSON] | Replay |
| 1:04 | 2nd & 5 | OPP 20.5 | Andre Coronado pass to Crazy Hooligan WR up the right side, caught (7 yd gain) [diving tackle: CHRIS BRANDON] | Replay |
| 0:45 | 1st & 10 | OPP 13.5 | Offensive Timeout Called: Tombstone Hooligans | Replay |
| 0:45 | 1st & 10 | OPP 13.5 | Herman Munster III pass to Vanishing Vito The Vaporizer™ up the left side [deflected by FELIX SORRENTO] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 0:39 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 13.5 | Andre Coronado pass to Jay "No Angel" Dobyns over the middle, caught (6.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: COLIN BRIDGES] | Replay |
| 0:34 | 3rd & 3.5 | OPP 7.5 | Offensive Timeout Called: Tombstone Hooligans | Replay |
| 0:34 | 3rd & 3.5 | OPP 7.5 | Herman Munster III pass to Vanishing Vito The Vaporizer™ up the left side [deflected by FELIX SORRENTO] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 0:29 | 4th & 3.5 | OPP 7.5 | 24.5 yd field goal attempted by Neil Rackers Jr. Jr., made [FG] | Replay |
| Sharp Dressed Men 0:25 | ||||
| 0:25 | Kickoff by Neil Rackers Jr. Jr., 45 yd, fielded by AFTER BURNER (12 yd return) [tackle: Jameson Whiskey] | Replay | ||
| 0:22 | 1st & 10 | OWN 37 | BURGER MAN pass to BUCK NEKKID over the middle [deflected by Getoo DaChoppa] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 0:17 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 37 | BURGER MAN pass to MANIC MECHANIC, hurried by Lazaro Redd, over the middle (incomplete) | Replay |
| 0:12 | 3rd & 10 | OWN 37 | BURGER MAN pass to MANIC MECHANIC, hurried by The Sack Man Jr. Jr., over the middle, caught (3 yd gain) [diving tackle: Ripple Moonshot] | Replay |
| 0:07 | 4th & 7 | OWN 40 | Defensive Timeout Called: Tombstone Hooligans | Replay |
| 0:07 | 4th & 7 | OWN 40 | Punt by JAKE THE PEG, 43 yd, fielded by Crazy Hooligan Returns (7.5 yd return) [Monster Hit diving tackle: S T G N R 2] | Replay |