Play by Play
| 1st Quarter | ||||
| Tombstone Hooligans 15:00 | ||||
| 15:00 | Kickoff by ONE LEG MALLOY, 62 yd, fielded by Crazy Hooligan Returns (30 yd return) [diving tackle: S T G N R 2] | Replay | ||
| 14:54 | 1st & 10 | OWN 38.5 | Andre Coronado pass to Reno Cujo over the middle, caught [deflected by CHRIS BRANDON] (10 yd gain) [diving tackle: CHRIS BRANDON] | Replay |
| 14:23 | 1st & 10 | OWN 48.5 | Nick Mosley rush to the right (1.5 yd gain) [tackle: DENIS TANNER] | Replay |
| 13:50 | 2nd & 8.5 | OPP 49.5 | Encroachment penalty committed by DEWEY ELLIOT | Replay |
| 13:50 | 2nd & 3.5 | OPP 44.5 | Andre Coronado screen pass to Jocko Willink to the left side, caught (6 yd gain) [diving tackle: CLIVE BENSON] | Replay |
| 13:24 | 1st & 10 | OPP 38.5 | Nick Mosley rush [missed diving tackle: FREDDIE BROWN] [missed diving tackle: CORY BENDER (Power Through)] up the middle (5 yd gain) [Big Hit diving tackle: DAVID TEAL] | Replay |
| 12:55 | 2nd & 5 | OPP 33.5 | Andre Coronado pass to Reno Cujo over the middle (dropped - incomplete) | Replay |
| 12:50 | 3rd & 5 | OPP 33.5 | Herman Munster III pitch to Reno Cujo to the right (0.5 yd loss) [tackle: COLIN BRIDGES] | Replay |
| 12:13 | 4th & 5 | OPP 34 | Punt by Neymar Jr. Jr., 30 yd (out of bounds) | Replay |
| Sharp Dressed Men 12:07 | ||||
| 12:07 | 1st & 10 | OWN 4 | PEARLY GATES rush up the middle (2.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Lazaro Redd] | Replay |
| 11:27 | 2nd & 7.5 | OWN 6 | BURGER MAN pitch to MEXICAN BLACKBIRD up the middle (0.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Crazy Hooligan LB2] | Replay |
| 10:45 | 3rd & 7.5 | OWN 6.5 | BURGER MAN screen pass to VELCRO FLY to the right side, caught (3.5 yd loss) [tackle: Jameson Whiskey] | Replay |
| 10:03 | 4th & 11 | OWN 3 | Punt by JAKE THE PEG, 42 yd, fielded by Crazy Hooligan Returns (8.5 yd return) [tackle: S T G N R 2] | Replay |
| Tombstone Hooligans 9:55 | ||||
| 9:55 | 1st & 10 | OPP 37 | Nick Mosley rush to the right (3.5 yd gain) [tackle: DEWEY ELLIOT] | Replay |
| 9:14 | 2nd & 6.5 | OPP 33.5 | Dr. Eldon Tyrell rush up the middle (4 yd gain) [diving tackle: DAVID TEAL] | Replay |
| 8:50 | 3rd & 2.5 | OPP 29.5 | Jocko Willink rush up the middle (12 yd gain) [diving tackle: INDIGO LARSON] | Replay |
| 8:22 | 1st & 10 | OPP 17.5 | Nick Mosley rush to the left (3 yd gain) [diving tackle: DAVID TEAL] | Replay |
| 7:50 | 2nd & 7 | OPP 14.5 | Reno Cujo rush to the left (4 yd gain) [diving tackle: IAN LAWSON] | Replay |
| 7:26 | 3rd & 3 | OPP 10.5 | Dr. Eldon Tyrell rush to the left (2 yd loss) [tackle: DANIEL EMERY] | Replay |
| 6:56 | 4th & 5 | OPP 12.5 | 29.5 yd field goal attempted by Neil Rackers Jr. Jr., made [FG] | Replay |
| Sharp Dressed Men 6:52 | ||||
| 6:52 | Kickoff by Neil Rackers Jr. Jr., 53 yd, fielded by AFTER BURNER (24.5 yd return) [tackle: Bobby Bruce] | Replay | ||
| 6:47 | 1st & 10 | OWN 41.5 | BURGER MAN pitch to MEXICAN BLACKBIRD [missed tackle: Crazy Hooligan CB] to the left (2.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Getoo DaChoppa] | Replay |
| 6:17 | 2nd & 7.5 | OWN 44 | BURGER MAN pass to MANIC MECHANIC up the right side, caught (4 yd gain) [diving tackle: Ripple Moonshot] | Replay |
| 5:48 | 3rd & 3.5 | OWN 48 | CONCRETE AND STEEL rush up the middle (1.5 yd gain) [tackle: Crazy Hooligan LB] | Replay |
| 5:06 | 4th & 1.5 | OWN 50 | PEARLY GATES rush up the middle (3.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Malik Burkett] | Replay |
| 4:30 | 1st & 10 | OPP 47 | BURGER MAN pitch to MEXICAN BLACKBIRD up the middle (0.5 yd loss) [tackle: Crazy Hooligan LB] | Replay |
| 4:06 | 2nd & 10.5 | OPP 47 | BURGER MAN pass to TEN DOLLAR MAN over the middle [deflected by Judge Dredd] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 4:02 | 3rd & 10.5 | OPP 47 | BURGER MAN pass to VELCRO FLY up the right side [deflected by Adrian Wilson] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 3:57 | 4th & 10.5 | OPP 47 | Punt by JAKE THE PEG, 48 yds (touchback) | Replay |
| Tombstone Hooligans 3:51 | ||||
| 3:51 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | Nick Mosley rush up the middle (5 yd gain) [diving tackle: CORY BENDER] | Replay |
| 3:17 | 2nd & 5 | OWN 25 | Dr. Eldon Tyrell rush to the right (3.5 yd gain) [tackle: DON TAYLOR] | Replay |
| 2:45 | 3rd & 2 | OWN 28 | Nick Mosley rush [missed tackle: FREDDIE BROWN (Stiff Arm)] up the middle (1.5 yd gain) [tackle: SLOMO BENNETT] | Replay |
| 2:08 | 4th & 0.5 | OWN 29.5 | Dr. Eldon Tyrell rush up the middle (3 yd gain) [tackle: COLIN BRIDGES] | Replay |
| 1:31 | 1st & 10 | OWN 32.5 | Nick Mosley rush [missed diving tackle: DAVID TEAL] [missed tackle: FRANK SMITH] to the right (3.5 yd gain) [tackle: SLOMO BRADLEY] | Replay |
| 0:59 | 2nd & 6.5 | OWN 36 | Dr. Eldon Tyrell rush to the right (2 yd gain) [diving tackle: DALLAS EMERSON] | Replay |
| 0:26 | 3rd & 4.5 | OWN 38 | Dr. Eldon Tyrell rush up the middle (2.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: DENIS TANNER] | Replay |
| 0:02 | 4th & 1.5 | OWN 41 | Nick Mosley rush up the middle (3.5 yd gain) [tackle: CLIVE BENSON] | Replay |