Play by Play
| 1st Quarter | ||||
| Tombstone Hooligans 15:00 | ||||
| 15:00 | Kickoff by ONE LEG MALLOY, 62 yd, fielded by Crazy Hooligan Returns (30 yd return) [diving tackle: S T G N R 2] | Replay | ||
| 14:54 | 1st & 10 | OWN 38.5 | Andre Coronado pass to Reno Cujo over the middle, caught [deflected by CHRIS BRANDON] (10 yd gain) [diving tackle: CHRIS BRANDON] | Replay |
| 14:23 | 1st & 10 | OWN 48.5 | Nick Mosley rush to the right (1.5 yd gain) [tackle: DENIS TANNER] | Replay |
| 13:50 | 2nd & 8.5 | OPP 49.5 | Encroachment penalty committed by DEWEY ELLIOT | Replay |
| 13:50 | 2nd & 3.5 | OPP 44.5 | Andre Coronado screen pass to Jocko Willink to the left side, caught (6 yd gain) [diving tackle: CLIVE BENSON] | Replay |
| 13:24 | 1st & 10 | OPP 38.5 | Nick Mosley rush [missed diving tackle: FREDDIE BROWN] [missed diving tackle: CORY BENDER (Power Through)] up the middle (5 yd gain) [Big Hit diving tackle: DAVID TEAL] | Replay |
| 12:55 | 2nd & 5 | OPP 33.5 | Andre Coronado pass to Reno Cujo over the middle (dropped - incomplete) | Replay |
| 12:50 | 3rd & 5 | OPP 33.5 | Herman Munster III pitch to Reno Cujo to the right (0.5 yd loss) [tackle: COLIN BRIDGES] | Replay |
| 12:13 | 4th & 5 | OPP 34 | Punt by Neymar Jr. Jr., 30 yd (out of bounds) | Replay |
| Sharp Dressed Men 12:07 | ||||
| 12:07 | 1st & 10 | OWN 4 | PEARLY GATES rush up the middle (2.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Lazaro Redd] | Replay |
| 11:27 | 2nd & 7.5 | OWN 6 | BURGER MAN pitch to MEXICAN BLACKBIRD up the middle (0.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Crazy Hooligan LB2] | Replay |
| 10:45 | 3rd & 7.5 | OWN 6.5 | BURGER MAN screen pass to VELCRO FLY to the right side, caught (3.5 yd loss) [tackle: Jameson Whiskey] | Replay |
| 10:03 | 4th & 11 | OWN 3 | Punt by JAKE THE PEG, 42 yd, fielded by Crazy Hooligan Returns (8.5 yd return) [tackle: S T G N R 2] | Replay |
| Tombstone Hooligans 9:55 | ||||
| 9:55 | 1st & 10 | OPP 37 | Nick Mosley rush to the right (3.5 yd gain) [tackle: DEWEY ELLIOT] | Replay |
| 9:14 | 2nd & 6.5 | OPP 33.5 | Dr. Eldon Tyrell rush up the middle (4 yd gain) [diving tackle: DAVID TEAL] | Replay |
| 8:50 | 3rd & 2.5 | OPP 29.5 | Jocko Willink rush up the middle (12 yd gain) [diving tackle: INDIGO LARSON] | Replay |
| 8:22 | 1st & 10 | OPP 17.5 | Nick Mosley rush to the left (3 yd gain) [diving tackle: DAVID TEAL] | Replay |
| 7:50 | 2nd & 7 | OPP 14.5 | Reno Cujo rush to the left (4 yd gain) [diving tackle: IAN LAWSON] | Replay |
| 7:26 | 3rd & 3 | OPP 10.5 | Dr. Eldon Tyrell rush to the left (2 yd loss) [tackle: DANIEL EMERY] | Replay |
| 6:56 | 4th & 5 | OPP 12.5 | 29.5 yd field goal attempted by Neil Rackers Jr. Jr., made [FG] | Replay |
| Sharp Dressed Men 6:52 | ||||
| 6:52 | Kickoff by Neil Rackers Jr. Jr., 53 yd, fielded by AFTER BURNER (24.5 yd return) [tackle: Bobby Bruce] | Replay | ||
| 6:47 | 1st & 10 | OWN 41.5 | BURGER MAN pitch to MEXICAN BLACKBIRD [missed tackle: Crazy Hooligan CB] to the left (2.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Getoo DaChoppa] | Replay |
| 6:17 | 2nd & 7.5 | OWN 44 | BURGER MAN pass to MANIC MECHANIC up the right side, caught (4 yd gain) [diving tackle: Ripple Moonshot] | Replay |
| 5:48 | 3rd & 3.5 | OWN 48 | CONCRETE AND STEEL rush up the middle (1.5 yd gain) [tackle: Crazy Hooligan LB] | Replay |
| 5:06 | 4th & 1.5 | OWN 50 | PEARLY GATES rush up the middle (3.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Malik Burkett] | Replay |
| 4:30 | 1st & 10 | OPP 47 | BURGER MAN pitch to MEXICAN BLACKBIRD up the middle (0.5 yd loss) [tackle: Crazy Hooligan LB] | Replay |
| 4:06 | 2nd & 10.5 | OPP 47 | BURGER MAN pass to TEN DOLLAR MAN over the middle [deflected by Judge Dredd] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 4:02 | 3rd & 10.5 | OPP 47 | BURGER MAN pass to VELCRO FLY up the right side [deflected by Adrian Wilson] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 3:57 | 4th & 10.5 | OPP 47 | Punt by JAKE THE PEG, 48 yds (touchback) | Replay |
| Tombstone Hooligans 3:51 | ||||
| 3:51 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | Nick Mosley rush up the middle (5 yd gain) [diving tackle: CORY BENDER] | Replay |
| 3:17 | 2nd & 5 | OWN 25 | Dr. Eldon Tyrell rush to the right (3.5 yd gain) [tackle: DON TAYLOR] | Replay |
| 2:45 | 3rd & 2 | OWN 28 | Nick Mosley rush [missed tackle: FREDDIE BROWN (Stiff Arm)] up the middle (1.5 yd gain) [tackle: SLOMO BENNETT] | Replay |
| 2:08 | 4th & 0.5 | OWN 29.5 | Dr. Eldon Tyrell rush up the middle (3 yd gain) [tackle: COLIN BRIDGES] | Replay |
| 1:31 | 1st & 10 | OWN 32.5 | Nick Mosley rush [missed diving tackle: DAVID TEAL] [missed tackle: FRANK SMITH] to the right (3.5 yd gain) [tackle: SLOMO BRADLEY] | Replay |
| 0:59 | 2nd & 6.5 | OWN 36 | Dr. Eldon Tyrell rush to the right (2 yd gain) [diving tackle: DALLAS EMERSON] | Replay |
| 0:26 | 3rd & 4.5 | OWN 38 | Dr. Eldon Tyrell rush up the middle (2.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: DENIS TANNER] | Replay |
| 0:02 | 4th & 1.5 | OWN 41 | Nick Mosley rush up the middle (3.5 yd gain) [tackle: CLIVE BENSON] | Replay |
| 2nd Quarter | ||||
| 15:00 | 1st & 10 | OWN 44 | Nick Mosley rush to the left (4 yd gain) [diving tackle: DON TAYLOR] | Replay |
| 14:32 | 2nd & 6 | OWN 48.5 | Jocko Willink rush up the middle (4 yd gain) [diving tackle: INDIGO LARSON] | Replay |
| 14:03 | 3rd & 2 | OPP 48 | Dr. Eldon Tyrell rush up the middle (3.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: DAVID TEAL] | Replay |
| 13:32 | 1st & 10 | OPP 44 | Nick Mosley rush [missed tackle: FELIX SORRENTO] to the left (5.5 yd gain) [tackle: FREDDIE BROWN] | Replay |
| 12:57 | 2nd & 4.5 | OPP 38.5 | Dr. Eldon Tyrell rush to the left (2 yd gain) [Monster Hit diving tackle: DANIEL EMERY] | Replay |
| 12:33 | 3rd & 2.5 | OPP 36.5 | Dr. Eldon Tyrell rush up the middle (0.5 yd loss) [diving tackle: DAVID TEAL] | Replay |
| 12:01 | 4th & 3 | OPP 37 | Punt by Neymar Jr. Jr., 36 yd, fielded by Getoo DaChoppa (downed) | Replay |
| Sharp Dressed Men 11:51 | ||||
| 11:51 | 1st & 10 | OWN 1 | PEARLY GATES rush up the middle (3 yd gain) [diving tackle: Lazaro Redd] | Replay |
| 11:23 | 2nd & 7 | OWN 4 | PEARLY GATES rush [missed tackle: The Sack Man Jr. Jr.] up the middle (7 yd gain) [tackle: Bobby Bruce] | Replay |
| 10:54 | 1st & 10 | OWN 11 | CONCRETE AND STEEL rush[forced fumble: Mordred Kingslayer], fumbled , recovered by MEXICAN BLACKBIRD (0.5 yd return) [diving tackle: Getoo DaChoppa] | Replay |
| 10:14 | 2nd & 9.5 | OWN 11.5 | BURGER MAN pass to MANIC MECHANIC over the middle [deflected by Crazy Hooligan LB] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 10:09 | 3rd & 9.5 | OWN 11.5 | BURGER MAN screen pass to MANIC MECHANIC to the left side, caught (8 yd gain) [diving tackle: Crazy Hooligan LB] | Replay |
| 9:22 | 4th & 1.5 | OWN 19.5 | Punt by JAKE THE PEG, 35 yd, fielded by Crazy Hooligan Returns [missed tackle: FELIX SORRENTO] [TD] (55.5 yd return) | Replay |
| Tombstone Hooligans 9:06 | ||||
| 9:06 | Extra point attempted by Neil Rackers Jr. Jr., made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Sharp Dressed Men 9:06 | ||||
| 9:06 | Kickoff by Neil Rackers Jr. Jr., 51 yd, fielded by AFTER BURNER (27.5 yd return) [diving tackle: Bobby Bruce] | Replay | ||
| 9:01 | 1st & 10 | OWN 46 | BURGER MAN sacked by Jameson Whiskey (5.5 yd loss) | Replay |
| 8:18 | 2nd & 15.5 | OWN 40.5 | BURGER MAN screen pass to MANIC MECHANIC to the left side, caught (1 yd loss) [diving tackle: Screamin' Banshee] | Replay |
| 7:46 | 3rd & 17 | OWN 39 | BURGER MAN bad pass to MANIC MECHANIC, hurried by Lazaro Redd, up the left side, jumping catch attempt [deflected by Judge Dredd] (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 7:39 | 4th & 17 | OWN 39 | Punt by JAKE THE PEG, 30 yd, fielded by Crazy Hooligan Returns (17 yd return) [diving tackle: CALICO BURNSIDE] | Replay |
| Tombstone Hooligans 7:29 | ||||
| 7:29 | 1st & 10 | OWN 47.5 | Nick Mosley rush [missed tackle: FREDDIE BROWN] up the middle (1 yd gain) [tackle: DAVID TEAL] | Replay |
| 6:45 | 2nd & 9 | OWN 48.5 | Andre Coronado pass to Crazy Hooligan WR over the middle, caught (5 yd gain) [diving tackle: CHRIS BRANDON] | Replay |
| 6:06 | 3rd & 4 | OPP 46.5 | Jocko Willink rush up the middle (3.5 yd gain) [tackle: CLEMENT BORSCH] | Replay |
| 5:35 | 4th & 0.5 | OPP 43 | Nick Mosley rush [missed diving tackle: FRANK SMITH] up the middle (4 yd gain) [tackle: DAVID TEAL] | Replay |
| 5:03 | 1st & 10 | OPP 39 | Dr. Eldon Tyrell rush to the right (no gain) [tackle: DON TAYLOR] | Replay |
| 4:30 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 38.5 | Andre Coronado pass to Seth Gecko up the right side, caught (4.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: CLIVE BENSON] | Replay |
| 3:56 | 3rd & 5.5 | OPP 34 | Herman Munster III pass to Stone Hands No Wheels Jr. up the left side, caught (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: CORY BENDER] | Replay |
| 3:32 | 4th & 2.5 | OPP 31.5 | Punt by Neymar Jr. Jr., 29 yd (out of bounds) | Replay |
| Sharp Dressed Men 3:26 | ||||
| 3:26 | 1st & 10 | OWN 2.5 | MEXICAN BLACKBIRD rush up the middle (1 yd gain) [tackle: Mordred Kingslayer] | Replay |
| 2:46 | 2nd & 9 | OWN 3.5 | CONCRETE AND STEEL rush [missed tackle: Crazy Hooligan CB] up the middle (4.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Judge Dredd] | Replay |
| 2:02 | 3rd & 4.5 | OWN 8.5 | BURGER MAN screen pass to MANIC MECHANIC to the right side, caught (2.5 yd loss) [tackle: Chihuahua House Alarm] | Replay |
| 1:57 | 4th & 7 | OWN 5.5 | Punt by JAKE THE PEG, 37 yd, fielded by Crazy Hooligan Returns (17 yd return) [tackle: C 2] | Replay |
| Tombstone Hooligans 1:48 | ||||
| 1:48 | 1st & 10 | OPP 25.5 | Herman Munster III pass to Crazy hooligan WR2 up the right side, caught (5 yd gain) [diving tackle: CLIVE BENSON] | Replay |
| 1:04 | 2nd & 5 | OPP 20.5 | Andre Coronado pass to Crazy Hooligan WR up the right side, caught (7 yd gain) [diving tackle: CHRIS BRANDON] | Replay |
| 0:45 | 1st & 10 | OPP 13.5 | Offensive Timeout Called: Tombstone Hooligans | Replay |
| 0:45 | 1st & 10 | OPP 13.5 | Herman Munster III pass to Vanishing Vito The Vaporizer™ up the left side [deflected by FELIX SORRENTO] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 0:39 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 13.5 | Andre Coronado pass to Jay "No Angel" Dobyns over the middle, caught (6.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: COLIN BRIDGES] | Replay |
| 0:34 | 3rd & 3.5 | OPP 7.5 | Offensive Timeout Called: Tombstone Hooligans | Replay |
| 0:34 | 3rd & 3.5 | OPP 7.5 | Herman Munster III pass to Vanishing Vito The Vaporizer™ up the left side [deflected by FELIX SORRENTO] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 0:29 | 4th & 3.5 | OPP 7.5 | 24.5 yd field goal attempted by Neil Rackers Jr. Jr., made [FG] | Replay |
| Sharp Dressed Men 0:25 | ||||
| 0:25 | Kickoff by Neil Rackers Jr. Jr., 45 yd, fielded by AFTER BURNER (12 yd return) [tackle: Jameson Whiskey] | Replay | ||
| 0:22 | 1st & 10 | OWN 37 | BURGER MAN pass to BUCK NEKKID over the middle [deflected by Getoo DaChoppa] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 0:17 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 37 | BURGER MAN pass to MANIC MECHANIC, hurried by Lazaro Redd, over the middle (incomplete) | Replay |
| 0:12 | 3rd & 10 | OWN 37 | BURGER MAN pass to MANIC MECHANIC, hurried by The Sack Man Jr. Jr., over the middle, caught (3 yd gain) [diving tackle: Ripple Moonshot] | Replay |
| 0:07 | 4th & 7 | OWN 40 | Defensive Timeout Called: Tombstone Hooligans | Replay |
| 0:07 | 4th & 7 | OWN 40 | Punt by JAKE THE PEG, 43 yd, fielded by Crazy Hooligan Returns (7.5 yd return) [Monster Hit diving tackle: S T G N R 2] | Replay |
| 3rd Quarter | ||||
| 15:00 | Kickoff by Neil Rackers Jr. Jr., 49 yd, fielded by AFTER BURNER (14.5 yd return) [tackle: Maxwell Welsh] | Replay | ||
| 14:57 | 1st & 10 | OWN 35.5 | PEARLY GATES rush up the middle (3 yd gain) [tackle: Mordred Kingslayer] | Replay |
| 14:13 | 2nd & 7 | OWN 38.5 | BURGER MAN pitch to PEARLY GATES [missed diving tackle: Chihuahua House Alarm] [missed diving tackle: Crazy Hooligan LB] [missed tackle: Crazy Hooligan LB2] to the right (21 yd gain) [diving tackle: Chihuahua House Alarm] | Replay |
| 13:26 | 1st & 10 | OPP 40.5 | MEXICAN BLACKBIRD rush to the left (1.5 yd gain) [tackle: Ripple Moonshot] | Replay |
| 12:44 | 2nd & 8.5 | OPP 39 | BURGER MAN screen pass to MANIC MECHANIC to the left side, caught (7.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Screamin' Banshee] | Replay |
| 12:06 | 3rd & 0.5 | OPP 31.5 | CONCRETE AND STEEL rush [missed diving tackle: Viva Las Vegas] [missed tackle: Judge Dredd] [missed tackle: Bobby Bruce] up the middle (6.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Woody Norwood] | Replay |
| 11:28 | 1st & 10 | OPP 24.5 | BURGER MAN pass to MANIC MECHANIC, hurried by The Sack Man Jr. Jr., up the left side [thrown away], out of bounds (incomplete) | Replay |
| 11:22 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 24.5 | BURGER MAN pitch to MEXICAN BLACKBIRD to the left (1.5 yd gain) [tackle: Bobby Bruce] | Replay |
| 10:48 | 3rd & 8.5 | OPP 23.5 | BURGER MAN screen pass to MANIC MECHANIC to the left side, caught (1 yd gain) [diving tackle: Ripple Moonshot] | Replay |
| 10:19 | 4th & 7.5 | OPP 22 | 39 yd field goal attempted by ONE LEG MALLOY, made [FG] | Replay |
| Tombstone Hooligans 10:15 | ||||
| 10:15 | Kickoff by ONE LEG MALLOY, 50 yd, fielded by Crazy Hooligan Returns (26.5 yd return) [tackle: DALLAS EMERSON] | Replay | ||
| 10:10 | 1st & 10 | OWN 46.5 | Nick Mosley rush [missed tackle: FORTUNE BESWICK] to the left (3 yd gain) [tackle: CHRIS BRANDON] | Replay |
| 9:25 | 2nd & 7 | OWN 49.5 | Andre Coronado pass to Vanishing Vito The Vaporizer™ up the left side [deflected by CORY BENDER] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 9:21 | 3rd & 7 | OWN 49.5 | Herman Munster III pass to Stone Hands No Wheels Jr. up the left side [deflected by FRANK SMITH] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 9:15 | 4th & 7 | OWN 49.5 | Punt by Neymar Jr. Jr., 46 yd (out of bounds) | Replay |
| Sharp Dressed Men 9:08 | ||||
| 9:08 | 1st & 10 | OWN 5 | PEARLY GATES rush to the right (0.5 yd gain) [tackle: Screamin' Banshee] | Replay |
| 8:40 | 2nd & 9.5 | OWN 5.5 | BURGER MAN screen pass to MANIC MECHANIC to the right side, caught (2.5 yd loss) [tackle: Chihuahua House Alarm] | Replay |
| 8:12 | 3rd & 12 | OWN 3 | CONCRETE AND STEEL rush up the middle (2 yd gain) [diving tackle: Dauphin of Viennois] | Replay |
| 7:38 | 4th & 10 | OWN 5 | Punt by JAKE THE PEG, 45 yd, fielded by Crazy Hooligan Returns (16 yd return) [diving tackle: FELIX SORRENTO] | Replay |
| Tombstone Hooligans 7:28 | ||||
| 7:28 | 1st & 10 | OPP 33.5 | Nick Mosley rush [missed tackle: COLIN BRIDGES] [missed diving tackle: FORTUNE BESWICK] to the left (5 yd gain) [diving tackle: CHRIS BRANDON] | Replay |
| 6:49 | 2nd & 5 | OPP 28.5 | Herman Munster III pass to King Chalamet up the right side [deflected by STEVE SOBERS] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 6:42 | 3rd & 5 | OPP 28.5 | Nick Mosley rush up the middle (2 yd gain) [diving tackle: DON TAYLOR] | Replay |
| 5:59 | 4th & 3 | OPP 27 | 44 yd field goal attempted by Neil Rackers Jr. Jr., made [FG] | Replay |
| Sharp Dressed Men 5:54 | ||||
| 5:54 | Kickoff by Neil Rackers Jr. Jr., 47 yd, fielded by AFTER BURNER (15.5 yd return) [tackle: Maxwell Welsh] | Replay | ||
| 5:50 | 1st & 10 | OWN 38 | CONCRETE AND STEEL rush up the middle (0.5 yd gain) [tackle: Jazon Voorhees] | Replay |
| 5:18 | 2nd & 9.5 | OWN 38.5 | BURGER MAN pass to MANIC MECHANIC over the middle [deflected by Crazy Hooligan LB] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 5:13 | 3rd & 9.5 | OWN 38.5 | False start penalty committed by O G 4 | Replay |
| 5:13 | 3rd & 14.5 | OWN 33.5 | BURGER MAN screen pass to VELCRO FLY to the right side, caught (1.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Crazy Hooligan CB2] | Replay |
| 4:36 | 4th & 13.5 | OWN 35 | Punt by JAKE THE PEG, 44 yd, fielded by Crazy Hooligan Returns (14.5 yd return) [Monster Hit tackle: S T G N R 2] | Replay |
| Tombstone Hooligans 4:27 | ||||
| 4:27 | 1st & 10 | OWN 35.5 | Nick Mosley rush up the middle (2 yd gain) [diving tackle: DENIS TANNER] | Replay |
| 4:03 | 2nd & 8 | OWN 38 | Herman Munster III pass to Vanishing Vito The Vaporizer™ up the left side [deflected by FRANK SMITH] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 3:58 | 3rd & 8 | OWN 38 | Andre Coronado pass to Crazy Hooligan WR over the middle, caught (6.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: IAN LAWSON] | Replay |
| 3:18 | 4th & 1.5 | OWN 44.5 | Nick Mosley rush up the middle (6.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: FREDDIE BROWN] | Replay |
| 2:32 | 1st & 10 | OPP 49 | Dr. Eldon Tyrell rush to the left (2 yd gain) [tackle: COLIN BRIDGES] | Replay |
| 1:55 | 2nd & 8 | OPP 47 | Herman Munster III pass to Crazy Hooligan WR up the right side, caught (7.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: CORY BENDER] | Replay |
| 1:20 | 3rd & 0.5 | OPP 39.5 | Dr. Eldon Tyrell rush up the middle (3.5 yd gain) [tackle: CLEMENT BORSCH] | Replay |
| 0:41 | 1st & 10 | OPP 36 | Nick Mosley rush to the left (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: COLIN BRIDGES] | Replay |
| 0:03 | 2nd & 7.5 | OPP 33.5 | Andre Coronado pass to Vanishing Vito The Vaporizer™ up the left side, caught (13.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: COLIN BRIDGES] | Replay |
| 4th Quarter | ||||
| 15:00 | 1st & 10 | OPP 20 | Jocko Willink rush to the left (2.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: INDIGO LARSON] | Replay |
| 14:30 | 2nd & 7.5 | OPP 17.5 | Nick Mosley rush to the right (3.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: DAVID TEAL] | Replay |
| 13:58 | 3rd & 3.5 | OPP 13.5 | Dr. Eldon Tyrell rush to the right (0.5 yd gain) [tackle: INDIGO LARSON] | Replay |
| 13:17 | 4th & 3 | OPP 13 | 30 yd field goal attempted by Neil Rackers Jr. Jr., made [FG] | Replay |
| Sharp Dressed Men 13:13 | ||||
| 13:13 | Kickoff by Neil Rackers Jr. Jr., 54 yd, fielded by AFTER BURNER (29 yd return) [tackle: Zack Zona] | Replay | ||
| 13:07 | 1st & 10 | OWN 45 | MEXICAN BLACKBIRD rush up the middle (1.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Ripple Moonshot] | Replay |
| 12:32 | 2nd & 8.5 | OWN 46.5 | BURGER MAN pass to TEN DOLLAR MAN over the middle (incomplete) | Replay |
| 12:27 | 3rd & 8.5 | OWN 46.5 | BURGER MAN screen pass to MANIC MECHANIC to the left side, caught (9 yd gain) [diving tackle: Manny Mantoman] | Replay |
| 11:58 | 1st & 10 | OPP 44.5 | PEARLY GATES rush to the right (0.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Dauphin of Viennois] | Replay |
| 11:29 | 2nd & 9.5 | OPP 43.5 | BURGER MAN screen pass to MANIC MECHANIC to the right side, caught (2.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Woody Norwood] | Replay |
| 10:58 | 3rd & 6.5 | OPP 41 | BURGER MAN pass to MANIC MECHANIC up the left side [deflected by Woody Norwood] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 10:52 | 4th & 6.5 | OPP 41 | Punt by JAKE THE PEG, 24 yd (out of bounds) | Replay |
| Tombstone Hooligans 10:46 | ||||
| 10:46 | 1st & 10 | OWN 17.5 | Nick Mosley rush to the left (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: CORY BENDER] | Replay |
| 10:16 | 2nd & 7.5 | OWN 19.5 | Dr. Eldon Tyrell rush to the left (3 yd gain) [diving tackle: DON TAYLOR] | Replay |
| 9:43 | 3rd & 5 | OWN 22.5 | Herman Munster III screen pass to Richie Gecko to the right side, caught (1 yd gain) [tackle: CHRIS BRANDON] | Replay |
| 9:09 | 4th & 3.5 | OWN 23.5 | Punt by Neymar Jr. Jr., 40 yd, fielded by AFTER BURNER (13 yd return) [tackle: Getoo DaChoppa] | Replay |
| Sharp Dressed Men 9:00 | ||||
| 9:00 | 1st & 10 | OWN 49 | PEARLY GATES rush to the right (no gain) [tackle: Jazon Voorhees] | Replay |
| 8:18 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 49.5 | BURGER MAN screen pass to MANIC MECHANIC to the left side, caught (2.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Crazy Hooligan CB] | Replay |
| 7:32 | 3rd & 7.5 | OPP 48.5 | BURGER MAN screen pass to VELCRO FLY to the right side, caught (2 yd gain) [tackle: Ripple Moonshot] | Replay |
| 6:56 | 4th & 6 | OPP 46.5 | Punt by JAKE THE PEG, 36 yd (out of bounds) | Replay |
| Tombstone Hooligans 6:51 | ||||
| 6:51 | 1st & 10 | OWN 10.5 | Nick Mosley rush [missed diving tackle: DON TAYLOR] to the right (4 yd gain) [tackle: DEWEY ELLIOT] | Replay |
| 6:19 | 2nd & 6 | OWN 14 | Jocko Willink rush up the middle (1.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: DON TAYLOR] | Replay |
| 5:56 | 3rd & 4.5 | OWN 16 | Herman Munster III screen pass to Richie Gecko to the left side, caught (4.5 yd gain) [tackle: COLIN BRIDGES] | Replay |
| 5:05 | 4th & inches | OWN 20 | Nick Mosley rush [missed diving tackle: DON TAYLOR] up the middle (2.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: DANIEL EMERY] | Replay |
| 4:16 | 1st & 10 | OWN 22.5 | Dr. Eldon Tyrell rush up the middle (1 yd gain) [diving tackle: DENIS TANNER] | Replay |
| 3:27 | 2nd & 9 | OWN 23.5 | Andre Coronado pass to Jocko Willink, hurried by DENIS TANNER, up the right side, caught (23 yd gain) [diving tackle: STEVE SOBERS] | Replay |
| 2:34 | 1st & 10 | OWN 46.5 | Dr. Eldon Tyrell rush to the left (1.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: INDIGO LARSON] | Replay |
| 2:00 | 2nd & 8.5 | OWN 48.5 | Nick Mosley rush to the right (1.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: DEWEY ELLIOT] | Replay |
| 1:56 | 3rd & 7 | OWN 50 | Defensive Timeout Called: Sharp Dressed Men | Replay |
| 1:56 | 3rd & 7 | OWN 50 | Jocko Willink rush up the middle (1.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: DAVID TEAL] | Replay |
| 1:51 | 4th & 5 | OPP 48.5 | Defensive Timeout Called: Sharp Dressed Men | Replay |
| 1:51 | 4th & 5 | OPP 48.5 | Punt by Neymar Jr. Jr., 30 yd, fielded by AFTER BURNER (7 yd return) [tackle: Getoo DaChoppa] | Replay |
| Sharp Dressed Men 1:44 | ||||
| 1:44 | 1st & 10 | OWN 26 | BURGER MAN pass to BLACK FLY up the right side [deflected by Zack Zona] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 1:38 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 26 | BURGER MAN pass to MANIC MECHANIC over the middle, jumping catch attempt, caught (1 yd gain) [tackle: Dauphin of Viennois] | Replay |
| 1:20 | 3rd & 9 | OWN 27 | BURGER MAN pass to I GOT THE SIX over the middle [deflected by Chihuahua House Alarm] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 1:15 | 4th & 9 | OWN 27 | Punt by JAKE THE PEG, 34 yd, fielded by Crazy Hooligan Returns (10.5 yd return) [tackle: CLIVE BENSON] | Replay |
| Tombstone Hooligans 1:07 | ||||
| 1:07 | 1st & 10 | OWN 49.5 | False start penalty committed by Giovanni Joyce | Replay |
| 1:07 | 1st & 15 | OWN 44.5 | Herman Munster III bad pass to Jay "No Angel" Dobyns, hurried by DON TAYLOR, up the left side [deflected by CLEMENT BORSCH] (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 1:01 | 2nd & 15 | OWN 44.5 | Nick Mosley rush to the right (3.5 yd gain) [tackle: DENIS TANNER] | Replay |
| 0:55 | 3rd & 11.5 | OWN 48 | Defensive Timeout Called: Sharp Dressed Men | Replay |
| 0:55 | 3rd & 11.5 | OWN 48 | Dr. Eldon Tyrell rush [missed diving tackle: CALICO BURNSIDE] to the left (4.5 yd gain) [tackle: IAN LAWSON] | Replay |
| 0:05 | 4th & 7 | OPP 48 | Punt by Neymar Jr. Jr., 26 yd, fielded by AFTER BURNER (9 yd return) [tackle: Crazy Hooligan LB] | Replay |