Play by Play
| 4th Quarter | ||||
| Tombstone Hooligans 15:00 | ||||
| 15:00 | 2nd & G | OPP 4 | Jocko Willink rush up the middle (2 yd gain) [diving tackle: DAVID TEAL] | Replay |
| 14:24 | 3rd & G | OPP 2 | Nick Mosley rush up the middle (2 yd gain) [diving tackle: DENIS TANNER] | Replay |
| 13:55 | 4th & G | OPP 0 | Dr. Eldon Tyrell rush [TD] up the middle (no gain) | Replay |
| 13:52 | Extra point attempted by Neil Rackers Jr. Jr., made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Sharp Dressed Men 13:52 | ||||
| 13:52 | Kickoff by Neil Rackers Jr. Jr., 48 yd, fielded by AFTER BURNER (21 yd return) [tackle: Judge Dredd] | Replay | ||
| 13:48 | 1st & 10 | OWN 42.5 | BURGER MAN pass to MANIC MECHANIC up the left side, caught (6.5 yd gain) [tackle: Crazy Hooligan LB] | Replay |
| 13:11 | 2nd & 3.5 | OWN 49.5 | BURGER MAN pitch to PEARLY GATES [missed diving tackle: Getoo DaChoppa] [missed diving tackle: Crazy Hooligan LB2] to the right (5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Crazy Hooligan CB2] | Replay |
| 12:28 | 1st & 10 | OPP 46 | BURGER MAN pitch to MEXICAN BLACKBIRD to the left (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: Screamin' Banshee] | Replay |
| 11:58 | 2nd & 7.5 | OPP 43.5 | BURGER MAN bad pass to VELCRO FLY, hurried by Mordred Kingslayer, up the right side (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 11:50 | 3rd & 7.5 | OPP 43.5 | BURGER MAN screen pass to MANIC MECHANIC to the left side, caught (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: Bobby Bruce] | Replay |
| 11:24 | 4th & 5 | OPP 41 | 58 yd field goal attempted by ONE LEG MALLOY, missed | Replay |
| Tombstone Hooligans 11:18 | ||||
| 11:18 | 1st & 10 | OWN 41 | Nick Mosley rush up the middle (2 yd gain) [diving tackle: FREDDIE BROWN] | Replay |
| 10:45 | 2nd & 8 | OWN 43 | Andre Coronado pitch to Seth Gecko [missed tackle: CLEMENT BORSCH] to the right (3.5 yd gain) [tackle: SAM SELLECK] | Replay |
| 10:18 | 3rd & 4.5 | OWN 46.5 | Herman Munster III pass to Stone Hands No Wheels Jr. up the left side [deflected by COLIN BRIDGES] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 10:14 | 4th & 4.5 | OWN 46.5 | Punt by Neymar Jr. Jr., 43 yd, fielded by AFTER BURNER [missed diving tackle: The Sack Man Jr. Jr.] (19 yd return) [diving tackle: Bobby Bruce] | Replay |
| Sharp Dressed Men 10:04 | ||||
| 10:04 | 1st & 10 | OWN 29.5 | BURGER MAN pass to KO KO BLUE up the left side (incomplete) | Replay |
| 9:59 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 29.5 | BURGER MAN pass to KO KO BLUE up the left side [deflected by Getoo DaChoppa] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 9:55 | 3rd & 10 | OWN 29.5 | BURGER MAN screen pass to MANIC MECHANIC, hurried by Dauphin of Viennois, to the right side, caught (3 yd gain) [tackle: Adrian Wilson] | Replay |
| 9:10 | 4th & 7 | OWN 32.5 | Punt by JAKE THE PEG, 39 yd, fielded by Crazy Hooligan Returns (12.5 yd return) [diving tackle: S T G N R 2] | Replay |
| Tombstone Hooligans 9:01 | ||||
| 9:01 | 1st & 10 | OWN 41.5 | Nick Mosley rush up the middle (2 yd gain) [diving tackle: DENIS TANNER] | Replay |
| 8:17 | 2nd & 8 | OWN 43.5 | Dr. Eldon Tyrell rush to the left (2.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: IAN LAWSON] | Replay |
| 7:38 | 3rd & 5.5 | OWN 46 | Nick Mosley rush [missed diving tackle: FELIX SORRENTO] to the left (3 yd gain) [tackle: DON TAYLOR] | Replay |
| 6:57 | 4th & 2 | OWN 49 | Dr. Eldon Tyrell rush up the middle (2 yd gain) (turnover on downs) [diving tackle: DENIS TANNER] | Replay |
| Sharp Dressed Men 6:53 | ||||
| 6:53 | 1st & 10 | OWN 49 | PEARLY GATES rush to the right (0.5 yd gain) [tackle: Jazon Voorhees] | Replay |
| 6:11 | 2nd & 9.5 | OWN 49 | BURGER MAN screen pass to MANIC MECHANIC to the right side, caught (7 yd gain) [diving tackle: Chihuahua House Alarm] | Replay |
| 5:30 | 3rd & 2.5 | OPP 44 | False start penalty committed by O T 2 | Replay |
| 5:30 | 3rd & 7.5 | OPP 49 | BURGER MAN screen pass to MANIC MECHANIC to the left side, caught (6 yd gain) [tackle: Screamin' Banshee] | Replay |
| 5:07 | 4th & 1.5 | OPP 42.5 | CONCRETE AND STEEL rush [missed tackle: Maxwell Welsh] up the middle (4 yd gain) [diving tackle: Ripple Moonshot] | Replay |
| 4:44 | 1st & 10 | OPP 39 | PEARLY GATES rush up the middle (1.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: The Sack Man Jr. Jr.] | Replay |
| 4:29 | 2nd & 8.5 | OPP 37.5 | BURGER MAN pass to MANIC MECHANIC over the middle [deflected by Crazy Hooligan LB] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 4:23 | 3rd & 8.5 | OPP 37.5 | BURGER MAN screen pass to MANIC MECHANIC to the right side, caught (no gain) [diving tackle: Adrian Wilson] | Replay |
| 4:05 | 4th & 8.5 | OPP 37.5 | 54.5 yd field goal attempted by ONE LEG MALLOY, missed | Replay |
| Tombstone Hooligans 3:59 | ||||
| 3:59 | 1st & 10 | OWN 37.5 | Jocko Willink rush to the left (5.5 yd gain) [Big Hit diving tackle: DON TAYLOR] | Replay |
| 3:08 | 2nd & 4.5 | OWN 43 | Nick Mosley rush [missed tackle: COLIN BRIDGES] up the middle (3.5 yd gain) [tackle: FORTUNE BESWICK] | Replay |
| 2:17 | 3rd & 1 | OWN 46.5 | Herman Munster III pitch to Richie Gecko to the left (5 yd gain) [diving tackle: CORY BENDER] | Replay |
| 2:00 | 1st & 10 | OPP 48.5 | Andre Coronado pitch to Reno Cujo to the right (2 yd loss) [tackle: COLIN BRIDGES] | Replay |
| 1:57 | 2nd & 12 | OWN 49.5 | Defensive Timeout Called: Sharp Dressed Men | Replay |
| 1:57 | 2nd & 12 | OWN 49.5 | Dr. Eldon Tyrell rush up the middle (2 yd gain) [diving tackle: DAVID TEAL] | Replay |
| 1:53 | 3rd & 10 | OPP 48.5 | Defensive Timeout Called: Sharp Dressed Men | Replay |
| 1:53 | 3rd & 10 | OPP 48.5 | Jocko Willink rush up the middle (3 yd gain) [tackle: CALICO BURNSIDE] | Replay |
| 1:49 | 4th & 6.5 | OPP 45.5 | Defensive Timeout Called: Sharp Dressed Men | Replay |
| 1:49 | 4th & 6.5 | OPP 45.5 | Punt by Neymar Jr. Jr., 23 yd, fielded by AFTER BURNER (7 yd return) [tackle: Getoo DaChoppa] | Replay |
| Sharp Dressed Men 1:42 | ||||
| 1:42 | 1st & 10 | OWN 30 | BURGER MAN bad pass to BLACK FLY up the right side [deflected by Crazy Hooligan CB2] (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 1:36 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 30 | BURGER MAN pass to KO KO BLUE up the left side, caught (14 yd gain) [tackle: Crazy Hooligan CB] | Replay |
| 1:13 | 1st & 10 | OWN 44 | BURGER MAN pass to BLACK FLY up the left side [deflected by Bobby Bruce] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 1:07 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 44 | BURGER MAN pass to BLACK FLY up the right side [deflected by Jameson Whiskey] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 1:03 | 3rd & 10 | OWN 44 | BURGER MAN bad pass to MANIC MECHANIC, hurried by Mordred Kingslayer, over the middle (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 0:56 | 4th & 10 | OWN 44 | Punt by JAKE THE PEG, 36 yd, fielded by Crazy Hooligan Returns [TD] (80.5 yd return) | Replay |
| Tombstone Hooligans 0:37 | ||||
| 0:37 | Extra point attempted by Neil Rackers Jr. Jr., made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Sharp Dressed Men 0:37 | ||||
| 0:37 | Kickoff by Neil Rackers Jr. Jr., 66 yd, fielded by AFTER BURNER (18.5 yd return) [tackle: Judge Dredd] | Replay | ||
| 0:33 | 1st & 10 | OWN 22.5 | BURGER MAN pass to MANIC MECHANIC over the middle, jumping catch attempt, caught (0.5 yd loss) [tackle: Lazaro Redd] | Replay |
| 0:16 | 2nd & 10.5 | OWN 22 | BURGER MAN pass to TEN DOLLAR MAN over the middle (incomplete) | Replay |
| 0:10 | 3rd & 10.5 | OWN 22 | BURGER MAN pass to BLACK FLY up the right side [deflected by Crazy Hooligan CB2] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 0:05 | 4th & 10.5 | OWN 22 | Punt by JAKE THE PEG, 36 yd, fielded by Crazy Hooligan Returns (5.5 yd return) [tackle: S T G N R 2] | Replay |