Play by Play
| 2nd Quarter | ||||
| Tombstone Hooligans 15:00 | ||||
| 15:00 | 3rd & 2.5 | OPP 31 | Jocko Willink rush up the middle (2.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: DAVID TEAL] | Replay |
| 14:32 | 1st & 10 | OPP 28.5 | Dr. Eldon Tyrell rush to the right (1.5 yd gain) [Big Hit diving tackle: DON TAYLOR] | Replay |
| 13:56 | 2nd & 8.5 | OPP 27 | Nick Mosley rush [missed diving tackle: IAN LAWSON] up the middle (3.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: DAVID TEAL] | Replay |
| 13:24 | 3rd & 5 | OPP 23.5 | Dr. Eldon Tyrell rush to the left (1.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: DANIEL EMERY] | Replay |
| 12:50 | 4th & 3.5 | OPP 22 | 39 yd field goal attempted by Neil Rackers Jr. Jr., made [FG] | Replay |
| Sharp Dressed Men 12:46 | ||||
| 12:46 | Kickoff by Neil Rackers Jr. Jr., 50 yd, fielded by AFTER BURNER (24.5 yd return) [diving tackle: Bobby Bruce] | Replay | ||
| 12:41 | 1st & 10 | OWN 45 | PEARLY GATES rush to the right (5.5 yd gain) [tackle: Ripple Moonshot] | Replay |
| 11:58 | 2nd & 4.5 | OPP 49.5 | BURGER MAN pitch to MEXICAN BLACKBIRD to the left (3.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Crazy Hooligan CB] | Replay |
| 11:22 | 3rd & 1.5 | OPP 46 | PEARLY GATES rush [missed tackle: Ripple Moonshot] [missed tackle: Bobby Bruce] up the middle (5 yd gain) [tackle: Getoo DaChoppa] | Replay |
| 10:47 | 1st & 10 | OPP 41.5 | CONCRETE AND STEEL rush up the middle (4 yd gain) [tackle: Jazon Voorhees] | Replay |
| 10:22 | 2nd & 6 | OPP 37 | BURGER MAN pass to I GOT THE SIX over the middle [deflected by Crazy Hooligan LB2] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 10:17 | 3rd & 6 | OPP 37 | BURGER MAN screen pass to MANIC MECHANIC to the left side, caught (4 yd gain) [tackle: Screamin' Banshee] | Replay |
| 9:47 | 4th & 2 | OPP 33.5 | PEARLY GATES rush [missed tackle: Judge Dredd] up the middle (2 yd gain) [tackle: Ripple Moonshot] | Replay |
| 9:03 | 1st & 10 | OPP 31 | MEXICAN BLACKBIRD rush up the middle (6.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Dauphin of Viennois] | Replay |
| 8:33 | 2nd & 3.5 | OPP 25 | BURGER MAN pass to MANIC MECHANIC over the middle, jumping catch attempt [deflected by Dauphin of Viennois] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 8:29 | 3rd & 3.5 | OPP 25 | False start penalty committed by O G 4 | Replay |
| 8:29 | 3rd & 8.5 | OPP 30 | BURGER MAN bad pass to MANIC MECHANIC over the middle [deflected by Woody Norwood] (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 8:23 | 4th & 8.5 | OPP 30 | 47 yd field goal attempted by ONE LEG MALLOY, missed | Replay |
| Tombstone Hooligans 8:18 | ||||
| 8:18 | 1st & 10 | OWN 30 | Jocko Willink rush up the middle (2 yd gain) [tackle: INDIGO LARSON] | Replay |
| 7:49 | 2nd & 8 | OWN 32 | Andre Coronado pass to Jocko Willink over the middle, caught (6.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: FREDDIE BROWN] | Replay |
| 7:12 | 3rd & 1.5 | OWN 38.5 | Reno Cujo rush up the middle (1.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: DON TAYLOR] | Replay |
| 6:40 | 4th & 0.5 | OWN 39.5 | Nick Mosley rush up the middle (2 yd gain) [tackle: DON TAYLOR] | Replay |
| 6:05 | 1st & 10 | OWN 41.5 | Jocko Willink rush to the right (3.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: IAN LAWSON] | Replay |
| 5:32 | 2nd & 6.5 | OWN 45 | Andre Coronado pass to Diamond Dave over the middle [deflected by STEVE SOBERS] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 5:27 | 3rd & 6.5 | OWN 45 | Herman Munster III screen pass to Richie Gecko to the left side, caught (0.5 yd gain) [tackle: DANIEL EMERY] | Replay |
| 4:59 | 4th & 6 | OWN 45.5 | Punt by Neymar Jr. Jr., 23 yd, fielded by AFTER BURNER (8.5 yd return) [tackle: Getoo DaChoppa] | Replay |
| Sharp Dressed Men 4:51 | ||||
| 4:51 | 1st & 10 | OWN 40 | BURGER MAN sacked by Mordred Kingslayer (4.5 yd loss) | Replay |
| 4:19 | 2nd & 14.5 | OWN 35 | BURGER MAN pass to BUCK NEKKID over the middle [deflected by Chihuahua House Alarm] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 4:14 | 3rd & 14.5 | OWN 35 | BURGER MAN bad pass to TEN DOLLAR MAN, hurried by Jazon Voorhees, over the middle (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 4:08 | 4th & 14.5 | OWN 35 | Punt by JAKE THE PEG, 38 yd, fielded by Crazy Hooligan Returns (5 yd return) [diving tackle: FORTUNE BESWICK] | Replay |
| Tombstone Hooligans 3:59 | ||||
| 3:59 | 1st & 10 | OWN 32 | Herman Munster III bad pass to Stone Hands No Wheels Jr., hurried by DRAGO EVANS, up the left side [deflected by FRANK SMITH] (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 3:51 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 32 | Andre Coronado pass to Crazy Hooligan WR up the left side, caught (6 yd gain) [tackle: CALICO BURNSIDE] | Replay |
| 3:14 | 3rd & 4 | OWN 38 | Herman Munster III pass to Vanishing Vito The Vaporizer™ over the middle, caught (5 yd gain) [tackle: FORTUNE BESWICK] | Replay |
| 2:47 | 1st & 10 | OWN 43 | Herman Munster III pass to Crazy Hooligan WR up the left side [deflected by CLIVE BENSON] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 2:41 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 43 | Andre Coronado pass to Crazy hooligan WR2 up the right side [deflected by CORY BENDER] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 2:37 | 3rd & 10 | OWN 43 | Herman Munster III pass to Crazy Hooligan WR up the right side, caught (10 yd gain) [diving tackle: CLEMENT BORSCH] | Replay |
| 2:00 | 1st & 10 | OPP 47 | Andre Coronado pass to Crazy hooligan WR2 up the left side, caught (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: COLIN BRIDGES] | Replay |
| 1:29 | 2nd & 7.5 | OPP 44.5 | Herman Munster III pass to Vanishing Vito The Vaporizer™ up the left side [deflected by CORY BENDER] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 1:24 | 3rd & 7.5 | OPP 44.5 | Andre Coronado pass to Stone Hands No Wheels Jr. up the left side [deflected by CORY BENDER] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 1:19 | 4th & 7.5 | OPP 44.5 | Punt by Neymar Jr. Jr., 22 yd (out of bounds) | Replay |
| Sharp Dressed Men 1:14 | ||||
| 1:14 | 1st & 10 | OWN 22 | BURGER MAN pitch to MEXICAN BLACKBIRD to the left (0.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Crazy Hooligan CB] | Replay |
| 0:44 | 2nd & 9.5 | OWN 23 | BURGER MAN pass to BUCK NEKKID over the middle, caught (16.5 yd gain) [tackle: Maxwell Welsh] | Replay |
| 0:37 | 1st & 10 | OWN 39 | Offensive Timeout Called: Sharp Dressed Men | Replay |
| 0:37 | 1st & 10 | OWN 39 | BURGER MAN pass to MANIC MECHANIC over the middle, caught (7 yd gain) [tackle: Crazy Hooligan LB] | Replay |
| 0:33 | 2nd & 3 | OWN 46 | Offensive Timeout Called: Sharp Dressed Men | Replay |
| 0:33 | 2nd & 3 | OWN 46 | BURGER MAN pass to MANIC MECHANIC over the middle, caught (4 yd gain) [tackle: Crazy Hooligan LB] | Replay |