Play by Play
| 1st Quarter | ||||
| Sharp Dressed Men 15:00 | ||||
| 15:00 | Kickoff by Neil Rackers Jr. Jr., 41 yd, fielded by AFTER BURNER (10 yd return) [tackle: Screamin' Banshee] | Replay | ||
| 14:58 | 1st & 10 | OWN 39 | BURGER MAN pitch to PEARLY GATES [missed diving tackle: Jameson Whiskey] to the right (0.5 yd loss) [tackle: Bobby Bruce] | Replay |
| 14:19 | 2nd & 10.5 | OWN 38.5 | BURGER MAN pitch to MEXICAN BLACKBIRD [missed diving tackle: Screamin' Banshee (Spin)] to the left (3 yd loss) [tackle: Judge Dredd] | Replay |
| 13:45 | 3rd & 13.5 | OWN 35.5 | BURGER MAN sacked by Dauphin of Viennois (6 yd loss) | Replay |
| 13:04 | 4th & 19.5 | OWN 29.5 | Punt by JAKE THE PEG, 35 yd, fielded by Crazy Hooligan Returns (8.5 yd return) [diving tackle: FREDDIE BROWN] | Replay |
| Tombstone Hooligans 12:56 | ||||
| 12:56 | 1st & 10 | OWN 43.5 | Nick Mosley rush [missed tackle: FORTUNE BESWICK] to the right (5 yd gain) [tackle: FRANK SMITH] | Replay |
| 12:21 | 2nd & 5 | OWN 48.5 | Dr. Eldon Tyrell rush to the right (2 yd gain) [tackle: DALLAS EMERSON] | Replay |
| 11:39 | 3rd & 3 | OPP 49.5 | Nick Mosley rush up the middle (2 yd gain) [diving tackle: DENIS TANNER] | Replay |
| 11:03 | 4th & 0.5 | OPP 47 | Dr. Eldon Tyrell rush up the middle (5.5 yd gain) [tackle: CORY BENDER] | Replay |
| 10:19 | 1st & 10 | OPP 41.5 | Nick Mosley rush [missed diving tackle: DAVID TEAL] [missed tackle: CHRIS BRANDON] up the middle (3.5 yd gain) [tackle: STEVE SOBERS] | Replay |
| 9:47 | 2nd & 6.5 | OPP 38 | Dr. Eldon Tyrell rush up the middle (3 yd gain) [tackle: DENIS TANNER] | Replay |
| 9:23 | 3rd & 3.5 | OPP 35 | Dr. Eldon Tyrell rush to the left (2 yd gain) [diving tackle: DRAGO EVANS] | Replay |
| 8:42 | 4th & 1.5 | OPP 33 | Nick Mosley rush [missed tackle: DENIS TANNER (Stiff Arm)] [missed diving tackle: DAVID TEAL] up the middle (4.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: DANIEL EMERY] | Replay |
| 8:15 | 1st & 10 | OPP 28.5 | Dr. Eldon Tyrell rush to the right (2 yd gain) [tackle: DON TAYLOR] | Replay |
| 7:36 | 2nd & 8 | OPP 26 | Nick Mosley rush [missed diving tackle: COLIN BRIDGES] up the middle (5.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: IAN LAWSON] | Replay |
| 7:11 | 3rd & 2.5 | OPP 21 | Dr. Eldon Tyrell rush to the left (2.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: DRAGO EVANS] | Replay |
| 6:31 | 1st & 10 | OPP 18 | Andre Coronado pass to Jocko Willink up the right side, caught (18 yd gain) [TD] | Replay |
| 6:25 | Extra point attempted by Neil Rackers Jr. Jr., made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Sharp Dressed Men 6:25 | ||||
| 6:25 | Kickoff by Neil Rackers Jr. Jr., 49 yd, fielded by AFTER BURNER [missed tackle: Judge Dredd] (21.5 yd return) [tackle: Jameson Whiskey] | Replay | ||
| 6:19 | 1st & 10 | OWN 43 | BURGER MAN pitch to MEXICAN BLACKBIRD to the left (4.5 yd gain) [tackle: Getoo DaChoppa] | Replay |
| 5:36 | 2nd & 5.5 | OWN 47.5 | BURGER MAN pass to I GOT THE SIX over the middle [deflected by Crazy Hooligan LB2] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 5:31 | 3rd & 5.5 | OWN 47.5 | BURGER MAN screen pass to MANIC MECHANIC to the left side, caught (4.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Screamin' Banshee] | Replay |
| 4:59 | 4th & 1 | OPP 48 | MEXICAN BLACKBIRD rush to the left (2 yd gain) [tackle: Mordred Kingslayer] | Replay |
| 4:25 | 1st & 10 | OPP 46.5 | BURGER MAN pass to MANIC MECHANIC up the left side, caught (5.5 yd gain) [tackle: Maxwell Welsh] | Replay |
| 3:56 | 2nd & 4.5 | OPP 40.5 | BURGER MAN pass to BUCK NEKKID over the middle [deflected by Judge Dredd] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 3:51 | 3rd & 4.5 | OPP 40.5 | BURGER MAN pass to BLACK FLY up the left side (incomplete) | Replay |
| 3:47 | 4th & 4.5 | OPP 40.5 | 57.5 yd field goal attempted by ONE LEG MALLOY, missed | Replay |
| Tombstone Hooligans 3:41 | ||||
| 3:41 | 1st & 10 | OWN 40.5 | Jocko Willink rush up the middle (4.5 yd gain) [tackle: FRANK SMITH] | Replay |
| 2:59 | 2nd & 5.5 | OWN 45 | Andre Coronado pass to Crazy hooligan WR2 over the middle, caught (6 yd gain) [tackle: CHRIS BRANDON] | Replay |
| 2:27 | 1st & 10 | OPP 49 | Nick Mosley rush [missed diving tackle: DRAGO EVANS (Lower the Shoulder)] to the left (3 yd gain) [diving tackle: FRANK SMITH] | Replay |
| 2:01 | 2nd & 7 | OPP 46 | Andre Coronado pitch to Seth Gecko to the right (4.5 yd gain) [tackle: SAM SELLECK] | Replay |
| 1:31 | 3rd & 2.5 | OPP 41.5 | Dr. Eldon Tyrell rush to the right (3 yd gain) [tackle: INDIGO LARSON] | Replay |
| 0:54 | 1st & 10 | OPP 38.5 | Nick Mosley rush [missed tackle: CLEMENT BORSCH] [missed tackle: CALICO BURNSIDE] up the middle (6 yd gain) [diving tackle: COLIN BRIDGES] | Replay |
| 0:28 | 2nd & 4 | OPP 32.5 | Jocko Willink rush to the right (1.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: DAVID TEAL] | Replay |