Play by Play
| 1st Quarter | ||||
| Sharp Dressed Men 15:00 | ||||
| 15:00 | Kickoff by Neil Rackers Jr. Jr., 41 yd, fielded by AFTER BURNER (10 yd return) [tackle: Screamin' Banshee] | Replay | ||
| 14:58 | 1st & 10 | OWN 39 | BURGER MAN pitch to PEARLY GATES [missed diving tackle: Jameson Whiskey] to the right (0.5 yd loss) [tackle: Bobby Bruce] | Replay |
| 14:19 | 2nd & 10.5 | OWN 38.5 | BURGER MAN pitch to MEXICAN BLACKBIRD [missed diving tackle: Screamin' Banshee (Spin)] to the left (3 yd loss) [tackle: Judge Dredd] | Replay |
| 13:45 | 3rd & 13.5 | OWN 35.5 | BURGER MAN sacked by Dauphin of Viennois (6 yd loss) | Replay |
| 13:04 | 4th & 19.5 | OWN 29.5 | Punt by JAKE THE PEG, 35 yd, fielded by Crazy Hooligan Returns (8.5 yd return) [diving tackle: FREDDIE BROWN] | Replay |
| Tombstone Hooligans 12:56 | ||||
| 12:56 | 1st & 10 | OWN 43.5 | Nick Mosley rush [missed tackle: FORTUNE BESWICK] to the right (5 yd gain) [tackle: FRANK SMITH] | Replay |
| 12:21 | 2nd & 5 | OWN 48.5 | Dr. Eldon Tyrell rush to the right (2 yd gain) [tackle: DALLAS EMERSON] | Replay |
| 11:39 | 3rd & 3 | OPP 49.5 | Nick Mosley rush up the middle (2 yd gain) [diving tackle: DENIS TANNER] | Replay |
| 11:03 | 4th & 0.5 | OPP 47 | Dr. Eldon Tyrell rush up the middle (5.5 yd gain) [tackle: CORY BENDER] | Replay |
| 10:19 | 1st & 10 | OPP 41.5 | Nick Mosley rush [missed diving tackle: DAVID TEAL] [missed tackle: CHRIS BRANDON] up the middle (3.5 yd gain) [tackle: STEVE SOBERS] | Replay |
| 9:47 | 2nd & 6.5 | OPP 38 | Dr. Eldon Tyrell rush up the middle (3 yd gain) [tackle: DENIS TANNER] | Replay |
| 9:23 | 3rd & 3.5 | OPP 35 | Dr. Eldon Tyrell rush to the left (2 yd gain) [diving tackle: DRAGO EVANS] | Replay |
| 8:42 | 4th & 1.5 | OPP 33 | Nick Mosley rush [missed tackle: DENIS TANNER (Stiff Arm)] [missed diving tackle: DAVID TEAL] up the middle (4.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: DANIEL EMERY] | Replay |
| 8:15 | 1st & 10 | OPP 28.5 | Dr. Eldon Tyrell rush to the right (2 yd gain) [tackle: DON TAYLOR] | Replay |
| 7:36 | 2nd & 8 | OPP 26 | Nick Mosley rush [missed diving tackle: COLIN BRIDGES] up the middle (5.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: IAN LAWSON] | Replay |
| 7:11 | 3rd & 2.5 | OPP 21 | Dr. Eldon Tyrell rush to the left (2.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: DRAGO EVANS] | Replay |
| 6:31 | 1st & 10 | OPP 18 | Andre Coronado pass to Jocko Willink up the right side, caught (18 yd gain) [TD] | Replay |
| 6:25 | Extra point attempted by Neil Rackers Jr. Jr., made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Sharp Dressed Men 6:25 | ||||
| 6:25 | Kickoff by Neil Rackers Jr. Jr., 49 yd, fielded by AFTER BURNER [missed tackle: Judge Dredd] (21.5 yd return) [tackle: Jameson Whiskey] | Replay | ||
| 6:19 | 1st & 10 | OWN 43 | BURGER MAN pitch to MEXICAN BLACKBIRD to the left (4.5 yd gain) [tackle: Getoo DaChoppa] | Replay |
| 5:36 | 2nd & 5.5 | OWN 47.5 | BURGER MAN pass to I GOT THE SIX over the middle [deflected by Crazy Hooligan LB2] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 5:31 | 3rd & 5.5 | OWN 47.5 | BURGER MAN screen pass to MANIC MECHANIC to the left side, caught (4.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Screamin' Banshee] | Replay |
| 4:59 | 4th & 1 | OPP 48 | MEXICAN BLACKBIRD rush to the left (2 yd gain) [tackle: Mordred Kingslayer] | Replay |
| 4:25 | 1st & 10 | OPP 46.5 | BURGER MAN pass to MANIC MECHANIC up the left side, caught (5.5 yd gain) [tackle: Maxwell Welsh] | Replay |
| 3:56 | 2nd & 4.5 | OPP 40.5 | BURGER MAN pass to BUCK NEKKID over the middle [deflected by Judge Dredd] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 3:51 | 3rd & 4.5 | OPP 40.5 | BURGER MAN pass to BLACK FLY up the left side (incomplete) | Replay |
| 3:47 | 4th & 4.5 | OPP 40.5 | 57.5 yd field goal attempted by ONE LEG MALLOY, missed | Replay |
| Tombstone Hooligans 3:41 | ||||
| 3:41 | 1st & 10 | OWN 40.5 | Jocko Willink rush up the middle (4.5 yd gain) [tackle: FRANK SMITH] | Replay |
| 2:59 | 2nd & 5.5 | OWN 45 | Andre Coronado pass to Crazy hooligan WR2 over the middle, caught (6 yd gain) [tackle: CHRIS BRANDON] | Replay |
| 2:27 | 1st & 10 | OPP 49 | Nick Mosley rush [missed diving tackle: DRAGO EVANS (Lower the Shoulder)] to the left (3 yd gain) [diving tackle: FRANK SMITH] | Replay |
| 2:01 | 2nd & 7 | OPP 46 | Andre Coronado pitch to Seth Gecko to the right (4.5 yd gain) [tackle: SAM SELLECK] | Replay |
| 1:31 | 3rd & 2.5 | OPP 41.5 | Dr. Eldon Tyrell rush to the right (3 yd gain) [tackle: INDIGO LARSON] | Replay |
| 0:54 | 1st & 10 | OPP 38.5 | Nick Mosley rush [missed tackle: CLEMENT BORSCH] [missed tackle: CALICO BURNSIDE] up the middle (6 yd gain) [diving tackle: COLIN BRIDGES] | Replay |
| 0:28 | 2nd & 4 | OPP 32.5 | Jocko Willink rush to the right (1.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: DAVID TEAL] | Replay |
| 2nd Quarter | ||||
| 15:00 | 3rd & 2.5 | OPP 31 | Jocko Willink rush up the middle (2.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: DAVID TEAL] | Replay |
| 14:32 | 1st & 10 | OPP 28.5 | Dr. Eldon Tyrell rush to the right (1.5 yd gain) [Big Hit diving tackle: DON TAYLOR] | Replay |
| 13:56 | 2nd & 8.5 | OPP 27 | Nick Mosley rush [missed diving tackle: IAN LAWSON] up the middle (3.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: DAVID TEAL] | Replay |
| 13:24 | 3rd & 5 | OPP 23.5 | Dr. Eldon Tyrell rush to the left (1.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: DANIEL EMERY] | Replay |
| 12:50 | 4th & 3.5 | OPP 22 | 39 yd field goal attempted by Neil Rackers Jr. Jr., made [FG] | Replay |
| Sharp Dressed Men 12:46 | ||||
| 12:46 | Kickoff by Neil Rackers Jr. Jr., 50 yd, fielded by AFTER BURNER (24.5 yd return) [diving tackle: Bobby Bruce] | Replay | ||
| 12:41 | 1st & 10 | OWN 45 | PEARLY GATES rush to the right (5.5 yd gain) [tackle: Ripple Moonshot] | Replay |
| 11:58 | 2nd & 4.5 | OPP 49.5 | BURGER MAN pitch to MEXICAN BLACKBIRD to the left (3.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Crazy Hooligan CB] | Replay |
| 11:22 | 3rd & 1.5 | OPP 46 | PEARLY GATES rush [missed tackle: Ripple Moonshot] [missed tackle: Bobby Bruce] up the middle (5 yd gain) [tackle: Getoo DaChoppa] | Replay |
| 10:47 | 1st & 10 | OPP 41.5 | CONCRETE AND STEEL rush up the middle (4 yd gain) [tackle: Jazon Voorhees] | Replay |
| 10:22 | 2nd & 6 | OPP 37 | BURGER MAN pass to I GOT THE SIX over the middle [deflected by Crazy Hooligan LB2] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 10:17 | 3rd & 6 | OPP 37 | BURGER MAN screen pass to MANIC MECHANIC to the left side, caught (4 yd gain) [tackle: Screamin' Banshee] | Replay |
| 9:47 | 4th & 2 | OPP 33.5 | PEARLY GATES rush [missed tackle: Judge Dredd] up the middle (2 yd gain) [tackle: Ripple Moonshot] | Replay |
| 9:03 | 1st & 10 | OPP 31 | MEXICAN BLACKBIRD rush up the middle (6.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Dauphin of Viennois] | Replay |
| 8:33 | 2nd & 3.5 | OPP 25 | BURGER MAN pass to MANIC MECHANIC over the middle, jumping catch attempt [deflected by Dauphin of Viennois] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 8:29 | 3rd & 3.5 | OPP 25 | False start penalty committed by O G 4 | Replay |
| 8:29 | 3rd & 8.5 | OPP 30 | BURGER MAN bad pass to MANIC MECHANIC over the middle [deflected by Woody Norwood] (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 8:23 | 4th & 8.5 | OPP 30 | 47 yd field goal attempted by ONE LEG MALLOY, missed | Replay |
| Tombstone Hooligans 8:18 | ||||
| 8:18 | 1st & 10 | OWN 30 | Jocko Willink rush up the middle (2 yd gain) [tackle: INDIGO LARSON] | Replay |
| 7:49 | 2nd & 8 | OWN 32 | Andre Coronado pass to Jocko Willink over the middle, caught (6.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: FREDDIE BROWN] | Replay |
| 7:12 | 3rd & 1.5 | OWN 38.5 | Reno Cujo rush up the middle (1.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: DON TAYLOR] | Replay |
| 6:40 | 4th & 0.5 | OWN 39.5 | Nick Mosley rush up the middle (2 yd gain) [tackle: DON TAYLOR] | Replay |
| 6:05 | 1st & 10 | OWN 41.5 | Jocko Willink rush to the right (3.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: IAN LAWSON] | Replay |
| 5:32 | 2nd & 6.5 | OWN 45 | Andre Coronado pass to Diamond Dave over the middle [deflected by STEVE SOBERS] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 5:27 | 3rd & 6.5 | OWN 45 | Herman Munster III screen pass to Richie Gecko to the left side, caught (0.5 yd gain) [tackle: DANIEL EMERY] | Replay |
| 4:59 | 4th & 6 | OWN 45.5 | Punt by Neymar Jr. Jr., 23 yd, fielded by AFTER BURNER (8.5 yd return) [tackle: Getoo DaChoppa] | Replay |
| Sharp Dressed Men 4:51 | ||||
| 4:51 | 1st & 10 | OWN 40 | BURGER MAN sacked by Mordred Kingslayer (4.5 yd loss) | Replay |
| 4:19 | 2nd & 14.5 | OWN 35 | BURGER MAN pass to BUCK NEKKID over the middle [deflected by Chihuahua House Alarm] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 4:14 | 3rd & 14.5 | OWN 35 | BURGER MAN bad pass to TEN DOLLAR MAN, hurried by Jazon Voorhees, over the middle (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 4:08 | 4th & 14.5 | OWN 35 | Punt by JAKE THE PEG, 38 yd, fielded by Crazy Hooligan Returns (5 yd return) [diving tackle: FORTUNE BESWICK] | Replay |
| Tombstone Hooligans 3:59 | ||||
| 3:59 | 1st & 10 | OWN 32 | Herman Munster III bad pass to Stone Hands No Wheels Jr., hurried by DRAGO EVANS, up the left side [deflected by FRANK SMITH] (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 3:51 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 32 | Andre Coronado pass to Crazy Hooligan WR up the left side, caught (6 yd gain) [tackle: CALICO BURNSIDE] | Replay |
| 3:14 | 3rd & 4 | OWN 38 | Herman Munster III pass to Vanishing Vito The Vaporizer™ over the middle, caught (5 yd gain) [tackle: FORTUNE BESWICK] | Replay |
| 2:47 | 1st & 10 | OWN 43 | Herman Munster III pass to Crazy Hooligan WR up the left side [deflected by CLIVE BENSON] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 2:41 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 43 | Andre Coronado pass to Crazy hooligan WR2 up the right side [deflected by CORY BENDER] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 2:37 | 3rd & 10 | OWN 43 | Herman Munster III pass to Crazy Hooligan WR up the right side, caught (10 yd gain) [diving tackle: CLEMENT BORSCH] | Replay |
| 2:00 | 1st & 10 | OPP 47 | Andre Coronado pass to Crazy hooligan WR2 up the left side, caught (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: COLIN BRIDGES] | Replay |
| 1:29 | 2nd & 7.5 | OPP 44.5 | Herman Munster III pass to Vanishing Vito The Vaporizer™ up the left side [deflected by CORY BENDER] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 1:24 | 3rd & 7.5 | OPP 44.5 | Andre Coronado pass to Stone Hands No Wheels Jr. up the left side [deflected by CORY BENDER] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 1:19 | 4th & 7.5 | OPP 44.5 | Punt by Neymar Jr. Jr., 22 yd (out of bounds) | Replay |
| Sharp Dressed Men 1:14 | ||||
| 1:14 | 1st & 10 | OWN 22 | BURGER MAN pitch to MEXICAN BLACKBIRD to the left (0.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Crazy Hooligan CB] | Replay |
| 0:44 | 2nd & 9.5 | OWN 23 | BURGER MAN pass to BUCK NEKKID over the middle, caught (16.5 yd gain) [tackle: Maxwell Welsh] | Replay |
| 0:37 | 1st & 10 | OWN 39 | Offensive Timeout Called: Sharp Dressed Men | Replay |
| 0:37 | 1st & 10 | OWN 39 | BURGER MAN pass to MANIC MECHANIC over the middle, caught (7 yd gain) [tackle: Crazy Hooligan LB] | Replay |
| 0:33 | 2nd & 3 | OWN 46 | Offensive Timeout Called: Sharp Dressed Men | Replay |
| 0:33 | 2nd & 3 | OWN 46 | BURGER MAN pass to MANIC MECHANIC over the middle, caught (4 yd gain) [tackle: Crazy Hooligan LB] | Replay |
| 3rd Quarter | ||||
| Tombstone Hooligans 15:00 | ||||
| 15:00 | Kickoff by ONE LEG MALLOY, 47 yd, fielded by Crazy Hooligan Returns (19.5 yd return) [tackle: S T G N R 2] | Replay | ||
| 14:56 | 1st & 10 | OWN 42 | Nick Mosley rush to the left (5 yd gain) [tackle: FRANK SMITH] | Replay |
| 14:13 | 2nd & 5 | OWN 47 | False start penalty committed by Pierre Engle | Replay |
| 14:13 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 42 | Andre Coronado bad pass to Diamond Dave, hurried by DON TAYLOR, up the right side [deflected by SAM SELLECK] (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 14:06 | 3rd & 10 | OWN 42 | False start penalty committed by Pierre Engle | Replay |
| 14:06 | 3rd & 15 | OWN 37 | Herman Munster III screen pass to Jocko Willink to the left side, caught (12 yd gain) [tackle: CHRIS BRANDON] | Replay |
| 13:22 | 4th & 3 | OWN 49 | Punt by Neymar Jr. Jr., 28 yd, fielded by AFTER BURNER (4 yd return) [diving tackle: Jameson Whiskey] | Replay |
| Sharp Dressed Men 13:15 | ||||
| 13:15 | 1st & 10 | OWN 27 | BURGER MAN pass to KO KO BLUE up the left side, caught (16 yd gain) [diving tackle: Crazy Hooligan CB] | Replay |
| 12:32 | 1st & 10 | OWN 42.5 | CONCRETE AND STEEL rush [missed tackle: Crazy Hooligan LB] up the middle (1.5 yd gain) [tackle: Adrian Wilson] | Replay |
| 11:58 | 2nd & 8.5 | OWN 44.5 | BURGER MAN pitch to PEARLY GATES to the right (1 yd gain) [diving tackle: Bobby Bruce] | Replay |
| 11:28 | 3rd & 7.5 | OWN 45.5 | BURGER MAN screen pass to MANIC MECHANIC to the right side, caught (4.5 yd gain) [tackle: Crazy Hooligan LB2] | Replay |
| 10:53 | 4th & 2.5 | OWN 50 | Punt by JAKE THE PEG, 28 yd, fielded by Crazy Hooligan Returns (7.5 yd return) [tackle: S T G N R] | Replay |
| Tombstone Hooligans 10:44 | ||||
| 10:44 | 1st & 10 | OWN 29 | Nick Mosley rush [missed diving tackle: DENIS TANNER (Stiff Arm)] [missed diving tackle: DAVID TEAL] [missed tackle: COLIN BRIDGES] [missed diving tackle: FRANK SMITH] up the middle (7.5 yd gain) [tackle: DEWEY ELLIOT] | Replay |
| 10:15 | 2nd & 2.5 | OWN 36.5 | Herman Munster III pass to Vanishing Vito The Vaporizer™ up the left side, caught (16 yd gain) [diving tackle: COLIN BRIDGES] | Replay |
| 9:33 | 1st & 10 | OPP 47.5 | Nick Mosley rush to the right (1 yd gain) [tackle: DENIS TANNER] | Replay |
| 8:58 | 2nd & 9 | OPP 46.5 | Herman Munster III pass to Vanishing Vito The Vaporizer™ up the left side, caught (17.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: FELIX SORRENTO] | Replay |
| 8:23 | 1st & 10 | OPP 29 | Dr. Eldon Tyrell rush up the middle (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: DON TAYLOR] | Replay |
| 7:57 | 2nd & 7.5 | OPP 26.5 | Herman Munster III pass to Vanishing Vito The Vaporizer™ up the left side [deflected by COLIN BRIDGES] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 7:53 | 3rd & 7.5 | OPP 26.5 | Herman Munster III pass to Crazy Hooligan WR up the left side, caught (12.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: CORY BENDER] | Replay |
| 7:22 | 1st & 10 | OPP 14 | Dr. Eldon Tyrell rush to the right (2 yd gain) [diving tackle: DENIS TANNER] | Replay |
| 6:41 | 2nd & 8 | OPP 12 | Herman Munster III pass to King Chalamet over the middle, caught (10 yd gain) [diving tackle: CLIVE BENSON] | Replay |
| 6:07 | 1st & G | OPP 2 | Dr. Eldon Tyrell rush up the middle (1.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: DON TAYLOR] | Replay |
| 5:31 | 2nd & G | OPP 0.5 | Nick Mosley rush [TD] up the middle (0.5 yd gain) | Replay |
| 5:28 | Extra point attempted by Neil Rackers Jr. Jr., made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Sharp Dressed Men 5:28 | ||||
| 5:28 | Kickoff by Neil Rackers Jr. Jr., 48 yd, fielded by AFTER BURNER (15 yd return) [tackle: Viva Las Vegas] | Replay | ||
| 5:25 | 1st & 10 | OWN 37 | PEARLY GATES rush up the middle (2 yd gain) [tackle: Judge Dredd] | Replay |
| 4:42 | 2nd & 8 | OWN 39 | BURGER MAN pitch to PEARLY GATES to the right (3.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Crazy Hooligan CB2] | Replay |
| 4:07 | 3rd & 4.5 | OWN 42.5 | BURGER MAN bad pass to MANIC MECHANIC, hurried by Viva Las Vegas, over the middle [deflected by Crazy Hooligan LB2] (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 4:00 | 4th & 4.5 | OWN 42.5 | Punt by JAKE THE PEG, 27 yd, fielded by Crazy Hooligan Returns (6.5 yd return) [tackle: S T G N R 2] | Replay |
| Tombstone Hooligans 3:53 | ||||
| 3:53 | 1st & 10 | OWN 37 | Jocko Willink rush to the left (5 yd gain) [tackle: COLIN BRIDGES] | Replay |
| 3:26 | 2nd & 5 | OWN 42 | Herman Munster III pass to Vanishing Vito The Vaporizer™ up the left side, caught (9 yd gain) [diving tackle: CLEMENT BORSCH] | Replay |
| 2:52 | 1st & 10 | OPP 49 | Jocko Willink rush to the left (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: CLEMENT BORSCH] | Replay |
| 2:27 | 2nd & 7.5 | OPP 46.5 | Herman Munster III pass to Vanishing Vito The Vaporizer™ over the middle, caught (30 yd gain) [diving tackle: FELIX SORRENTO] | Replay |
| 1:47 | 1st & 10 | OPP 16 | Reno Cujo rush up the middle (3 yd gain) [diving tackle: DAVID TEAL] | Replay |
| 1:11 | 2nd & 7 | OPP 13 | Herman Munster III pass to Stone Hands No Wheels Jr. up the left side [deflected by CALICO BURNSIDE] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 1:06 | 3rd & 7 | OPP 13 | Andre Coronado pass to Jay "No Angel" Dobyns up the right side, caught (7 yd gain) [diving tackle: CLEMENT BORSCH] | Replay |
| 0:23 | 1st & G | OPP 5.5 | Nick Mosley rush up the middle (2 yd gain) [diving tackle: DEWEY ELLIOT] | Replay |
| 4th Quarter | ||||
| 15:00 | 2nd & G | OPP 4 | Jocko Willink rush up the middle (2 yd gain) [diving tackle: DAVID TEAL] | Replay |
| 14:24 | 3rd & G | OPP 2 | Nick Mosley rush up the middle (2 yd gain) [diving tackle: DENIS TANNER] | Replay |
| 13:55 | 4th & G | OPP 0 | Dr. Eldon Tyrell rush [TD] up the middle (no gain) | Replay |
| 13:52 | Extra point attempted by Neil Rackers Jr. Jr., made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Sharp Dressed Men 13:52 | ||||
| 13:52 | Kickoff by Neil Rackers Jr. Jr., 48 yd, fielded by AFTER BURNER (21 yd return) [tackle: Judge Dredd] | Replay | ||
| 13:48 | 1st & 10 | OWN 42.5 | BURGER MAN pass to MANIC MECHANIC up the left side, caught (6.5 yd gain) [tackle: Crazy Hooligan LB] | Replay |
| 13:11 | 2nd & 3.5 | OWN 49.5 | BURGER MAN pitch to PEARLY GATES [missed diving tackle: Getoo DaChoppa] [missed diving tackle: Crazy Hooligan LB2] to the right (5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Crazy Hooligan CB2] | Replay |
| 12:28 | 1st & 10 | OPP 46 | BURGER MAN pitch to MEXICAN BLACKBIRD to the left (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: Screamin' Banshee] | Replay |
| 11:58 | 2nd & 7.5 | OPP 43.5 | BURGER MAN bad pass to VELCRO FLY, hurried by Mordred Kingslayer, up the right side (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 11:50 | 3rd & 7.5 | OPP 43.5 | BURGER MAN screen pass to MANIC MECHANIC to the left side, caught (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: Bobby Bruce] | Replay |
| 11:24 | 4th & 5 | OPP 41 | 58 yd field goal attempted by ONE LEG MALLOY, missed | Replay |
| Tombstone Hooligans 11:18 | ||||
| 11:18 | 1st & 10 | OWN 41 | Nick Mosley rush up the middle (2 yd gain) [diving tackle: FREDDIE BROWN] | Replay |
| 10:45 | 2nd & 8 | OWN 43 | Andre Coronado pitch to Seth Gecko [missed tackle: CLEMENT BORSCH] to the right (3.5 yd gain) [tackle: SAM SELLECK] | Replay |
| 10:18 | 3rd & 4.5 | OWN 46.5 | Herman Munster III pass to Stone Hands No Wheels Jr. up the left side [deflected by COLIN BRIDGES] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 10:14 | 4th & 4.5 | OWN 46.5 | Punt by Neymar Jr. Jr., 43 yd, fielded by AFTER BURNER [missed diving tackle: The Sack Man Jr. Jr.] (19 yd return) [diving tackle: Bobby Bruce] | Replay |
| Sharp Dressed Men 10:04 | ||||
| 10:04 | 1st & 10 | OWN 29.5 | BURGER MAN pass to KO KO BLUE up the left side (incomplete) | Replay |
| 9:59 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 29.5 | BURGER MAN pass to KO KO BLUE up the left side [deflected by Getoo DaChoppa] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 9:55 | 3rd & 10 | OWN 29.5 | BURGER MAN screen pass to MANIC MECHANIC, hurried by Dauphin of Viennois, to the right side, caught (3 yd gain) [tackle: Adrian Wilson] | Replay |
| 9:10 | 4th & 7 | OWN 32.5 | Punt by JAKE THE PEG, 39 yd, fielded by Crazy Hooligan Returns (12.5 yd return) [diving tackle: S T G N R 2] | Replay |
| Tombstone Hooligans 9:01 | ||||
| 9:01 | 1st & 10 | OWN 41.5 | Nick Mosley rush up the middle (2 yd gain) [diving tackle: DENIS TANNER] | Replay |
| 8:17 | 2nd & 8 | OWN 43.5 | Dr. Eldon Tyrell rush to the left (2.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: IAN LAWSON] | Replay |
| 7:38 | 3rd & 5.5 | OWN 46 | Nick Mosley rush [missed diving tackle: FELIX SORRENTO] to the left (3 yd gain) [tackle: DON TAYLOR] | Replay |
| 6:57 | 4th & 2 | OWN 49 | Dr. Eldon Tyrell rush up the middle (2 yd gain) (turnover on downs) [diving tackle: DENIS TANNER] | Replay |
| Sharp Dressed Men 6:53 | ||||
| 6:53 | 1st & 10 | OWN 49 | PEARLY GATES rush to the right (0.5 yd gain) [tackle: Jazon Voorhees] | Replay |
| 6:11 | 2nd & 9.5 | OWN 49 | BURGER MAN screen pass to MANIC MECHANIC to the right side, caught (7 yd gain) [diving tackle: Chihuahua House Alarm] | Replay |
| 5:30 | 3rd & 2.5 | OPP 44 | False start penalty committed by O T 2 | Replay |
| 5:30 | 3rd & 7.5 | OPP 49 | BURGER MAN screen pass to MANIC MECHANIC to the left side, caught (6 yd gain) [tackle: Screamin' Banshee] | Replay |
| 5:07 | 4th & 1.5 | OPP 42.5 | CONCRETE AND STEEL rush [missed tackle: Maxwell Welsh] up the middle (4 yd gain) [diving tackle: Ripple Moonshot] | Replay |
| 4:44 | 1st & 10 | OPP 39 | PEARLY GATES rush up the middle (1.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: The Sack Man Jr. Jr.] | Replay |
| 4:29 | 2nd & 8.5 | OPP 37.5 | BURGER MAN pass to MANIC MECHANIC over the middle [deflected by Crazy Hooligan LB] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 4:23 | 3rd & 8.5 | OPP 37.5 | BURGER MAN screen pass to MANIC MECHANIC to the right side, caught (no gain) [diving tackle: Adrian Wilson] | Replay |
| 4:05 | 4th & 8.5 | OPP 37.5 | 54.5 yd field goal attempted by ONE LEG MALLOY, missed | Replay |
| Tombstone Hooligans 3:59 | ||||
| 3:59 | 1st & 10 | OWN 37.5 | Jocko Willink rush to the left (5.5 yd gain) [Big Hit diving tackle: DON TAYLOR] | Replay |
| 3:08 | 2nd & 4.5 | OWN 43 | Nick Mosley rush [missed tackle: COLIN BRIDGES] up the middle (3.5 yd gain) [tackle: FORTUNE BESWICK] | Replay |
| 2:17 | 3rd & 1 | OWN 46.5 | Herman Munster III pitch to Richie Gecko to the left (5 yd gain) [diving tackle: CORY BENDER] | Replay |
| 2:00 | 1st & 10 | OPP 48.5 | Andre Coronado pitch to Reno Cujo to the right (2 yd loss) [tackle: COLIN BRIDGES] | Replay |
| 1:57 | 2nd & 12 | OWN 49.5 | Defensive Timeout Called: Sharp Dressed Men | Replay |
| 1:57 | 2nd & 12 | OWN 49.5 | Dr. Eldon Tyrell rush up the middle (2 yd gain) [diving tackle: DAVID TEAL] | Replay |
| 1:53 | 3rd & 10 | OPP 48.5 | Defensive Timeout Called: Sharp Dressed Men | Replay |
| 1:53 | 3rd & 10 | OPP 48.5 | Jocko Willink rush up the middle (3 yd gain) [tackle: CALICO BURNSIDE] | Replay |
| 1:49 | 4th & 6.5 | OPP 45.5 | Defensive Timeout Called: Sharp Dressed Men | Replay |
| 1:49 | 4th & 6.5 | OPP 45.5 | Punt by Neymar Jr. Jr., 23 yd, fielded by AFTER BURNER (7 yd return) [tackle: Getoo DaChoppa] | Replay |
| Sharp Dressed Men 1:42 | ||||
| 1:42 | 1st & 10 | OWN 30 | BURGER MAN bad pass to BLACK FLY up the right side [deflected by Crazy Hooligan CB2] (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 1:36 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 30 | BURGER MAN pass to KO KO BLUE up the left side, caught (14 yd gain) [tackle: Crazy Hooligan CB] | Replay |
| 1:13 | 1st & 10 | OWN 44 | BURGER MAN pass to BLACK FLY up the left side [deflected by Bobby Bruce] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 1:07 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 44 | BURGER MAN pass to BLACK FLY up the right side [deflected by Jameson Whiskey] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 1:03 | 3rd & 10 | OWN 44 | BURGER MAN bad pass to MANIC MECHANIC, hurried by Mordred Kingslayer, over the middle (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 0:56 | 4th & 10 | OWN 44 | Punt by JAKE THE PEG, 36 yd, fielded by Crazy Hooligan Returns [TD] (80.5 yd return) | Replay |
| Tombstone Hooligans 0:37 | ||||
| 0:37 | Extra point attempted by Neil Rackers Jr. Jr., made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Sharp Dressed Men 0:37 | ||||
| 0:37 | Kickoff by Neil Rackers Jr. Jr., 66 yd, fielded by AFTER BURNER (18.5 yd return) [tackle: Judge Dredd] | Replay | ||
| 0:33 | 1st & 10 | OWN 22.5 | BURGER MAN pass to MANIC MECHANIC over the middle, jumping catch attempt, caught (0.5 yd loss) [tackle: Lazaro Redd] | Replay |
| 0:16 | 2nd & 10.5 | OWN 22 | BURGER MAN pass to TEN DOLLAR MAN over the middle (incomplete) | Replay |
| 0:10 | 3rd & 10.5 | OWN 22 | BURGER MAN pass to BLACK FLY up the right side [deflected by Crazy Hooligan CB2] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 0:05 | 4th & 10.5 | OWN 22 | Punt by JAKE THE PEG, 36 yd, fielded by Crazy Hooligan Returns (5.5 yd return) [tackle: S T G N R 2] | Replay |