Play by Play
| 3rd Quarter | ||||
| Tombstone Hooligans 15:00 | ||||
| 15:00 | Kickoff by ONE LEG MALLOY, 47 yd, fielded by Crazy Hooligan Returns (19.5 yd return) [tackle: S T G N R 2] | Replay | ||
| 14:56 | 1st & 10 | OWN 42 | Nick Mosley rush to the left (5 yd gain) [tackle: FRANK SMITH] | Replay |
| 14:13 | 2nd & 5 | OWN 47 | False start penalty committed by Pierre Engle | Replay |
| 14:13 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 42 | Andre Coronado bad pass to Diamond Dave, hurried by DON TAYLOR, up the right side [deflected by SAM SELLECK] (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 14:06 | 3rd & 10 | OWN 42 | False start penalty committed by Pierre Engle | Replay |
| 14:06 | 3rd & 15 | OWN 37 | Herman Munster III screen pass to Jocko Willink to the left side, caught (12 yd gain) [tackle: CHRIS BRANDON] | Replay |
| 13:22 | 4th & 3 | OWN 49 | Punt by Neymar Jr. Jr., 28 yd, fielded by AFTER BURNER (4 yd return) [diving tackle: Jameson Whiskey] | Replay |
| Sharp Dressed Men 13:15 | ||||
| 13:15 | 1st & 10 | OWN 27 | BURGER MAN pass to KO KO BLUE up the left side, caught (16 yd gain) [diving tackle: Crazy Hooligan CB] | Replay |
| 12:32 | 1st & 10 | OWN 42.5 | CONCRETE AND STEEL rush [missed tackle: Crazy Hooligan LB] up the middle (1.5 yd gain) [tackle: Adrian Wilson] | Replay |
| 11:58 | 2nd & 8.5 | OWN 44.5 | BURGER MAN pitch to PEARLY GATES to the right (1 yd gain) [diving tackle: Bobby Bruce] | Replay |
| 11:28 | 3rd & 7.5 | OWN 45.5 | BURGER MAN screen pass to MANIC MECHANIC to the right side, caught (4.5 yd gain) [tackle: Crazy Hooligan LB2] | Replay |
| 10:53 | 4th & 2.5 | OWN 50 | Punt by JAKE THE PEG, 28 yd, fielded by Crazy Hooligan Returns (7.5 yd return) [tackle: S T G N R] | Replay |
| Tombstone Hooligans 10:44 | ||||
| 10:44 | 1st & 10 | OWN 29 | Nick Mosley rush [missed diving tackle: DENIS TANNER (Stiff Arm)] [missed diving tackle: DAVID TEAL] [missed tackle: COLIN BRIDGES] [missed diving tackle: FRANK SMITH] up the middle (7.5 yd gain) [tackle: DEWEY ELLIOT] | Replay |
| 10:15 | 2nd & 2.5 | OWN 36.5 | Herman Munster III pass to Vanishing Vito The Vaporizer™ up the left side, caught (16 yd gain) [diving tackle: COLIN BRIDGES] | Replay |
| 9:33 | 1st & 10 | OPP 47.5 | Nick Mosley rush to the right (1 yd gain) [tackle: DENIS TANNER] | Replay |
| 8:58 | 2nd & 9 | OPP 46.5 | Herman Munster III pass to Vanishing Vito The Vaporizer™ up the left side, caught (17.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: FELIX SORRENTO] | Replay |
| 8:23 | 1st & 10 | OPP 29 | Dr. Eldon Tyrell rush up the middle (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: DON TAYLOR] | Replay |
| 7:57 | 2nd & 7.5 | OPP 26.5 | Herman Munster III pass to Vanishing Vito The Vaporizer™ up the left side [deflected by COLIN BRIDGES] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 7:53 | 3rd & 7.5 | OPP 26.5 | Herman Munster III pass to Crazy Hooligan WR up the left side, caught (12.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: CORY BENDER] | Replay |
| 7:22 | 1st & 10 | OPP 14 | Dr. Eldon Tyrell rush to the right (2 yd gain) [diving tackle: DENIS TANNER] | Replay |
| 6:41 | 2nd & 8 | OPP 12 | Herman Munster III pass to King Chalamet over the middle, caught (10 yd gain) [diving tackle: CLIVE BENSON] | Replay |
| 6:07 | 1st & G | OPP 2 | Dr. Eldon Tyrell rush up the middle (1.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: DON TAYLOR] | Replay |
| 5:31 | 2nd & G | OPP 0.5 | Nick Mosley rush [TD] up the middle (0.5 yd gain) | Replay |
| 5:28 | Extra point attempted by Neil Rackers Jr. Jr., made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Sharp Dressed Men 5:28 | ||||
| 5:28 | Kickoff by Neil Rackers Jr. Jr., 48 yd, fielded by AFTER BURNER (15 yd return) [tackle: Viva Las Vegas] | Replay | ||
| 5:25 | 1st & 10 | OWN 37 | PEARLY GATES rush up the middle (2 yd gain) [tackle: Judge Dredd] | Replay |
| 4:42 | 2nd & 8 | OWN 39 | BURGER MAN pitch to PEARLY GATES to the right (3.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Crazy Hooligan CB2] | Replay |
| 4:07 | 3rd & 4.5 | OWN 42.5 | BURGER MAN bad pass to MANIC MECHANIC, hurried by Viva Las Vegas, over the middle [deflected by Crazy Hooligan LB2] (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 4:00 | 4th & 4.5 | OWN 42.5 | Punt by JAKE THE PEG, 27 yd, fielded by Crazy Hooligan Returns (6.5 yd return) [tackle: S T G N R 2] | Replay |
| Tombstone Hooligans 3:53 | ||||
| 3:53 | 1st & 10 | OWN 37 | Jocko Willink rush to the left (5 yd gain) [tackle: COLIN BRIDGES] | Replay |
| 3:26 | 2nd & 5 | OWN 42 | Herman Munster III pass to Vanishing Vito The Vaporizer™ up the left side, caught (9 yd gain) [diving tackle: CLEMENT BORSCH] | Replay |
| 2:52 | 1st & 10 | OPP 49 | Jocko Willink rush to the left (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: CLEMENT BORSCH] | Replay |
| 2:27 | 2nd & 7.5 | OPP 46.5 | Herman Munster III pass to Vanishing Vito The Vaporizer™ over the middle, caught (30 yd gain) [diving tackle: FELIX SORRENTO] | Replay |
| 1:47 | 1st & 10 | OPP 16 | Reno Cujo rush up the middle (3 yd gain) [diving tackle: DAVID TEAL] | Replay |
| 1:11 | 2nd & 7 | OPP 13 | Herman Munster III pass to Stone Hands No Wheels Jr. up the left side [deflected by CALICO BURNSIDE] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 1:06 | 3rd & 7 | OPP 13 | Andre Coronado pass to Jay "No Angel" Dobyns up the right side, caught (7 yd gain) [diving tackle: CLEMENT BORSCH] | Replay |
| 0:23 | 1st & G | OPP 5.5 | Nick Mosley rush up the middle (2 yd gain) [diving tackle: DEWEY ELLIOT] | Replay |