Play by Play
| 4th Quarter | ||||
| Tombstone Hooligans 15:00 | ||||
| 15:00 | 2nd & 8 | OWN 17 | Nick Mosley rush up the middle (3 yd gain) [tackle: DENIS TANNER] | Replay |
| 14:32 | 3rd & 5 | OWN 19.5 | Dr. Eldon Tyrell rush up the middle (3 yd gain) [tackle: CORY BENDER] | Replay |
| 14:00 | 4th & 2 | OWN 23 | Nick Mosley rush [missed tackle: DON TAYLOR (Lower the Shoulder)] up the middle (3.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: DALLAS EMERSON] | Replay |
| 13:19 | 1st & 10 | OWN 26.5 | Herman Munster III pass to Vanishing Vito The Vaporizer™ up the left side (dropped - incomplete) | Replay |
| 13:13 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 26.5 | Herman Munster III pass to Jay "No Angel" Dobyns over the middle [deflected by CLIVE BENSON] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 13:08 | 3rd & 10 | OWN 26.5 | Andre Coronado pass to Vanishing Vito The Vaporizer™ up the left side, caught (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: CORY BENDER] | Replay |
| 12:29 | 4th & 7.5 | OWN 28.5 | Punt by Neymar Jr. Jr., 26 yd, fielded by AFTER BURNER [missed diving tackle: Bobby Bruce (Spin)] (9 yd return) [tackle: Woody Norwood] | Replay |
| Sharp Dressed Men 12:21 | ||||
| 12:21 | 1st & 10 | OPP 45.5 | CONCRETE AND STEEL rush up the middle (3 yd gain) [tackle: Lazaro Redd] | Replay |
| 11:55 | 2nd & 7 | OPP 42.5 | BURGER MAN pass to BUCK NEKKID over the middle, caught (16 yd gain) [tackle: Adrian Wilson] | Replay |
| 11:14 | 1st & 10 | OPP 26.5 | MEXICAN BLACKBIRD rush up the middle (10 yd gain) [tackle: Screamin' Banshee] | Replay |
| 10:33 | 1st & 10 | OPP 16.5 | BURGER MAN pitch to PEARLY GATES to the right (0.5 yd gain) [tackle: Mordred Kingslayer] | Replay |
| 10:05 | 2nd & 9.5 | OPP 16 | BURGER MAN bad pass to KO KO BLUE, hurried by Mordred Kingslayer, over the middle (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 9:59 | 3rd & 9.5 | OPP 16 | BURGER MAN screen pass to MANIC MECHANIC, hurried by Lazaro Redd, to the left side, caught (no gain) [tackle: Manny Mantoman] | Replay |
| 9:21 | 4th & 9.5 | OPP 16 | 33 yd field goal attempted by ONE LEG MALLOY, made [FG] | Replay |
| Tombstone Hooligans 9:17 | ||||
| 9:17 | Kickoff by ONE LEG MALLOY, 54 yd, fielded by Crazy Hooligan Returns (22.5 yd return) [tackle: CALICO BURNSIDE] | Replay | ||
| 9:13 | 1st & 10 | OWN 38.5 | Jocko Willink rush up the middle (2 yd gain) [diving tackle: DAVID TEAL] | Replay |
| 8:40 | 2nd & 8 | OWN 40.5 | False start penalty committed by Pierre Engle | Replay |
| 8:40 | 2nd & 13 | OWN 35.5 | Herman Munster III pass to Judo Jimmy the Judoka over the middle, caught (12.5 yd gain) [tackle: INDIGO LARSON] | Replay |
| 8:09 | 3rd & 1 | OWN 47.5 | Nick Mosley rush [missed tackle: FORTUNE BESWICK] to the right (3 yd gain) [tackle: SLOMO BENNETT] | Replay |
| 7:36 | 1st & 10 | OPP 49.5 | Dr. Eldon Tyrell rush to the right (3.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: DALLAS EMERSON] | Replay |
| 7:07 | 2nd & 6.5 | OPP 46 | Nick Mosley rush [missed diving tackle: FRANK SMITH] to the left (6 yd gain) [diving tackle: FREDDIE BROWN] | Replay |
| 6:33 | 3rd & inches | OPP 39.5 | Dr. Eldon Tyrell rush to the right (2 yd gain) [diving tackle: DON TAYLOR] | Replay |
| 5:58 | 1st & 10 | OPP 38 | Dr. Eldon Tyrell rush up the middle (6 yd gain) [tackle: IAN LAWSON] | Replay |
| 5:07 | 2nd & 4 | OPP 32 | Nick Mosley rush [missed tackle: CLEMENT BORSCH] to the left (4 yd gain) [diving tackle: FRANK SMITH] | Replay |
| 4:16 | 1st & 10 | OPP 28 | Dr. Eldon Tyrell rush to the left (3.5 yd gain) [tackle: FELIX SORRENTO] | Replay |
| 3:26 | 2nd & 6.5 | OPP 24 | Herman Munster III pitch to Richie Gecko to the left (3 yd gain) [tackle: CALICO BURNSIDE] | Replay |
| 2:36 | 3rd & 3 | OPP 21 | Nick Mosley rush [missed tackle: FREDDIE BROWN] [missed diving tackle: DAVID TEAL] [missed tackle: SLOMO BRADLEY] to the left (4.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: SLOMO BENNETT] | Replay |
| 2:00 | 1st & 10 | OPP 16.5 | False start penalty committed by Buffet Busta | Replay |
| 2:00 | 1st & 15 | OPP 21.5 | Herman Munster III pitch to Seth Gecko to the right (4.5 yd gain) [tackle: CLIVE BENSON] | Replay |
| 1:54 | 2nd & 10.5 | OPP 17 | Defensive Timeout Called: Sharp Dressed Men | Replay |
| 1:54 | 2nd & 10.5 | OPP 17 | Nick Mosley rush [missed diving tackle: CLEMENT BORSCH] up the middle (4.5 yd gain) [tackle: STEVE SOBERS] | Replay |
| 1:47 | 3rd & 5.5 | OPP 12 | Defensive Timeout Called: Sharp Dressed Men | Replay |
| 1:47 | 3rd & 5.5 | OPP 12 | Jocko Willink rush to the left (1.5 yd gain) [tackle: CHRIS BRANDON] | Replay |
| 1:42 | 4th & 4 | OPP 10.5 | Defensive Timeout Called: Sharp Dressed Men | Replay |
| 1:42 | 4th & 4 | OPP 10.5 | 27.5 yd field goal attempted by Neil Rackers Jr. Jr., made [FG] | Replay |
| Sharp Dressed Men 1:38 | ||||
| 1:38 | Kickoff by Neil Rackers Jr. Jr., 49 yd, fielded by AFTER BURNER (19.5 yd return) [tackle: Manny Mantoman] | Replay | ||
| 1:34 | 1st & 10 | OWN 40.5 | BURGER MAN pass to TEN DOLLAR MAN over the middle, caught (19.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Crazy Hooligan LB2] | Replay |
| 1:12 | 1st & 10 | OPP 40.5 | False start penalty committed by O G 2 | Replay |
| 1:12 | 1st & 15 | OPP 45.5 | BURGER MAN pass to I GOT THE SIX over the middle, caught (15 yd gain) [tackle: Woody Norwood] | Replay |
| 0:51 | 2nd & inches | OPP 30.5 | BURGER MAN pass to VELCRO FLY, hurried by Jazon Voorhees, up the right side [deflected by Crazy Hooligan CB2] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 0:45 | 3rd & inches | OPP 30.5 | BURGER MAN bad pass to MASTER OF SPARKS, hurried by Dauphin of Viennois, up the left side (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 0:40 | 4th & inches | OPP 30.5 | PEARLY GATES rush [missed tackle: Judge Dredd] up the middle (no gain) (turnover on downs) [tackle: Lazaro Redd] | Replay |
| Tombstone Hooligans 0:36 | ||||
| 0:36 | 1st & 10 | OWN 30.5 | Dr. Eldon Tyrell rush up the middle (1.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: DAVID TEAL] | Replay |