Play by Play
| 1st Quarter | ||||
| Sharp Dressed Men 15:00 | ||||
| 15:00 | Kickoff by Neil Rackers Jr. Jr., 48 yd, fielded by AFTER BURNER (8.5 yd return) [diving tackle: Judge Dredd] | Replay | ||
| 14:58 | 1st & 10 | OWN 31 | PEARLY GATES rush [missed tackle: Crazy Hooligan LB2] up the middle (3 yd gain) [tackle: Ripple Moonshot] | Replay |
| 14:28 | 2nd & 7 | OWN 34.5 | BURGER MAN pitch to PEARLY GATES [missed diving tackle: Jazon Voorhees] to the right (3 yd gain) [tackle: Dauphin of Viennois] | Replay |
| 13:42 | 3rd & 4 | OWN 37 | CONCRETE AND STEEL rush up the middle (3 yd gain) [diving tackle: Lazaro Redd] | Replay |
| 13:01 | 4th & 1 | OWN 40.5 | CONCRETE AND STEEL rush to the right (2 yd gain) [tackle: Crazy Hooligan LB2] | Replay |
| 12:24 | 1st & 10 | OWN 42.5 | MEXICAN BLACKBIRD rush up the middle (4.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Chihuahua House Alarm] | Replay |
| 11:41 | 2nd & 5.5 | OWN 47 | BURGER MAN pitch to MEXICAN BLACKBIRD up the middle (1 yd loss) [tackle: Adrian Wilson] | Replay |
| 11:17 | 3rd & 6 | OWN 46.5 | BURGER MAN screen pass to MANIC MECHANIC to the right side, caught (12.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Screamin' Banshee] | Replay |
| 10:42 | 1st & 10 | OPP 41 | BURGER MAN pitch to MEXICAN BLACKBIRD to the left (no gain) [tackle: Zack Zona] | Replay |
| 10:02 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 41 | BURGER MAN pass to I GOT THE SIX over the middle (incomplete) | Replay |
| 9:56 | 3rd & 10 | OPP 41 | BURGER MAN pass to BLACK FLY up the right side [deflected by Crazy Hooligan CB2] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 9:52 | 4th & 10 | OPP 41 | 58 yd field goal attempted by ONE LEG MALLOY, missed | Replay |
| Tombstone Hooligans 9:46 | ||||
| 9:46 | 1st & 10 | OWN 41 | Andre Coronado pass to Jocko Willink over the middle [deflected by FORTUNE BESWICK] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 9:40 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 41 | Herman Munster III pass to Vanishing Vito The Vaporizer™ up the left side [deflected by FELIX SORRENTO] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 9:35 | 3rd & 10 | OWN 41 | Herman Munster III pass to Stone Hands No Wheels Jr. up the left side [deflected by FRANK SMITH] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 9:29 | 4th & 10 | OWN 41 | Punt by Neymar Jr. Jr., 21 yd, fielded by AFTER BURNER (6 yd return) [diving tackle: Viva Las Vegas] | Replay |
| Sharp Dressed Men 9:22 | ||||
| 9:22 | 1st & 10 | OWN 44 | BURGER MAN pitch to MEXICAN BLACKBIRD up the middle (no gain) [diving tackle: Crazy Hooligan CB2] | Replay |
| 8:48 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 44 | BURGER MAN screen pass to MANIC MECHANIC to the right side, caught (3.5 yd gain) [tackle: Adrian Wilson] | Replay |
| 8:18 | 3rd & 6.5 | OWN 47.5 | BURGER MAN bad pass to TEN DOLLAR MAN over the middle [deflected by Woody Norwood] (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 8:13 | 4th & 6.5 | OWN 47.5 | Punt by JAKE THE PEG, 44 yd, fielded by Crazy Hooligan Returns (13 yd return) [diving tackle: FREDDIE BROWN] | Replay |
| Tombstone Hooligans 8:03 | ||||
| 8:03 | 1st & 10 | OWN 21 | Jocko Willink rush up the middle (3 yd gain) [diving tackle: DENIS TANNER] | Replay |
| 7:33 | 2nd & 7 | OWN 24 | Nick Mosley rush up the middle (4.5 yd gain) [tackle: CHRIS BRANDON] | Replay |
| 6:50 | 3rd & 3 | OWN 28 | Andre Coronado pass to Stone Hands No Wheels Jr. up the left side, caught (5 yd gain) [diving tackle: CORY BENDER] | Replay |
| 6:22 | 1st & 10 | OWN 33 | Dr. Eldon Tyrell rush to the right (3 yd gain) [diving tackle: DENIS TANNER] | Replay |
| 5:45 | 2nd & 7 | OWN 36 | Nick Mosley rush to the right (4.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: DENIS TANNER] | Replay |
| 5:02 | 3rd & 2.5 | OWN 40.5 | Herman Munster III pass to Judo Jimmy the Judoka over the middle [deflected by CLIVE BENSON] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 4:56 | 4th & 2.5 | OWN 40.5 | Punt by Neymar Jr. Jr., 52 yd (out of bounds) | Replay |
| Sharp Dressed Men 4:49 | ||||
| 4:49 | 1st & 10 | OWN 7 | MEXICAN BLACKBIRD rush to the left (2 yd gain) [tackle: Screamin' Banshee] | Replay |
| 4:18 | 2nd & 8 | OWN 9 | BURGER MAN pass to I GOT THE SIX over the middle (incomplete) | Replay |
| 4:13 | 3rd & 8 | OWN 9 | BURGER MAN screen pass to MANIC MECHANIC to the right side, caught (3 yd loss) [tackle: Ripple Moonshot] | Replay |
| 3:45 | 4th & 11.5 | OWN 5.5 | Punt by JAKE THE PEG, 33 yd, fielded by Crazy Hooligan Returns (6 yd return) [diving tackle: FORTUNE BESWICK] | Replay |
| Tombstone Hooligans 3:37 | ||||
| 3:37 | 1st & 10 | OPP 32.5 | Andre Coronado pass to Crazy Hooligan WR up the right side, caught (9.5 yd gain) [tackle: STEVE SOBERS] | Replay |
| 2:53 | 2nd & 0.5 | OPP 23 | Herman Munster III screen pass to Seth Gecko to the right side, caught (0.5 yd loss) [diving tackle: DEWEY ELLIOT] | Replay |
| 2:13 | 3rd & 1 | OPP 23.5 | Nick Mosley rush [missed diving tackle: COLIN BRIDGES] up the middle (4 yd gain) [diving tackle: FORTUNE BESWICK] | Replay |
| 1:36 | 1st & 10 | OPP 19.5 | Herman Munster III pass to Vanishing Vito The Vaporizer™ up the left side, caught (13.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: FELIX SORRENTO] | Replay |
| 1:03 | 1st & G | OPP 6 | Nick Mosley rush [missed diving tackle: DAVID TEAL] [missed diving tackle: CORY BENDER (Power Through)] up the middle (3.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: COLIN BRIDGES] | Replay |
| 0:37 | 2nd & G | OPP 2.5 | Dr. Eldon Tyrell rush up the middle (2.5 yd gain) [TD] | Replay |
| 0:33 | Extra point attempted by Neil Rackers Jr. Jr., made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Sharp Dressed Men 0:33 | ||||
| 0:33 | Kickoff by Neil Rackers Jr. Jr., 47 yd, fielded by AFTER BURNER (23 yd return) [tackle: Zack Zona] | Replay | ||
| 0:28 | 1st & 10 | OWN 46 | BURGER MAN pitch to MEXICAN BLACKBIRD to the left (1.5 yd loss) [tackle: Manny Mantoman] | Replay |