Play by Play
| 1st Quarter | ||||
| Sharp Dressed Men 15:00 | ||||
| 15:00 | Kickoff by Neil Rackers Jr. Jr., 48 yd, fielded by AFTER BURNER (8.5 yd return) [diving tackle: Judge Dredd] | Replay | ||
| 14:58 | 1st & 10 | OWN 31 | PEARLY GATES rush [missed tackle: Crazy Hooligan LB2] up the middle (3 yd gain) [tackle: Ripple Moonshot] | Replay |
| 14:28 | 2nd & 7 | OWN 34.5 | BURGER MAN pitch to PEARLY GATES [missed diving tackle: Jazon Voorhees] to the right (3 yd gain) [tackle: Dauphin of Viennois] | Replay |
| 13:42 | 3rd & 4 | OWN 37 | CONCRETE AND STEEL rush up the middle (3 yd gain) [diving tackle: Lazaro Redd] | Replay |
| 13:01 | 4th & 1 | OWN 40.5 | CONCRETE AND STEEL rush to the right (2 yd gain) [tackle: Crazy Hooligan LB2] | Replay |
| 12:24 | 1st & 10 | OWN 42.5 | MEXICAN BLACKBIRD rush up the middle (4.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Chihuahua House Alarm] | Replay |
| 11:41 | 2nd & 5.5 | OWN 47 | BURGER MAN pitch to MEXICAN BLACKBIRD up the middle (1 yd loss) [tackle: Adrian Wilson] | Replay |
| 11:17 | 3rd & 6 | OWN 46.5 | BURGER MAN screen pass to MANIC MECHANIC to the right side, caught (12.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Screamin' Banshee] | Replay |
| 10:42 | 1st & 10 | OPP 41 | BURGER MAN pitch to MEXICAN BLACKBIRD to the left (no gain) [tackle: Zack Zona] | Replay |
| 10:02 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 41 | BURGER MAN pass to I GOT THE SIX over the middle (incomplete) | Replay |
| 9:56 | 3rd & 10 | OPP 41 | BURGER MAN pass to BLACK FLY up the right side [deflected by Crazy Hooligan CB2] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 9:52 | 4th & 10 | OPP 41 | 58 yd field goal attempted by ONE LEG MALLOY, missed | Replay |
| Tombstone Hooligans 9:46 | ||||
| 9:46 | 1st & 10 | OWN 41 | Andre Coronado pass to Jocko Willink over the middle [deflected by FORTUNE BESWICK] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 9:40 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 41 | Herman Munster III pass to Vanishing Vito The Vaporizer™ up the left side [deflected by FELIX SORRENTO] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 9:35 | 3rd & 10 | OWN 41 | Herman Munster III pass to Stone Hands No Wheels Jr. up the left side [deflected by FRANK SMITH] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 9:29 | 4th & 10 | OWN 41 | Punt by Neymar Jr. Jr., 21 yd, fielded by AFTER BURNER (6 yd return) [diving tackle: Viva Las Vegas] | Replay |
| Sharp Dressed Men 9:22 | ||||
| 9:22 | 1st & 10 | OWN 44 | BURGER MAN pitch to MEXICAN BLACKBIRD up the middle (no gain) [diving tackle: Crazy Hooligan CB2] | Replay |
| 8:48 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 44 | BURGER MAN screen pass to MANIC MECHANIC to the right side, caught (3.5 yd gain) [tackle: Adrian Wilson] | Replay |
| 8:18 | 3rd & 6.5 | OWN 47.5 | BURGER MAN bad pass to TEN DOLLAR MAN over the middle [deflected by Woody Norwood] (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 8:13 | 4th & 6.5 | OWN 47.5 | Punt by JAKE THE PEG, 44 yd, fielded by Crazy Hooligan Returns (13 yd return) [diving tackle: FREDDIE BROWN] | Replay |
| Tombstone Hooligans 8:03 | ||||
| 8:03 | 1st & 10 | OWN 21 | Jocko Willink rush up the middle (3 yd gain) [diving tackle: DENIS TANNER] | Replay |
| 7:33 | 2nd & 7 | OWN 24 | Nick Mosley rush up the middle (4.5 yd gain) [tackle: CHRIS BRANDON] | Replay |
| 6:50 | 3rd & 3 | OWN 28 | Andre Coronado pass to Stone Hands No Wheels Jr. up the left side, caught (5 yd gain) [diving tackle: CORY BENDER] | Replay |
| 6:22 | 1st & 10 | OWN 33 | Dr. Eldon Tyrell rush to the right (3 yd gain) [diving tackle: DENIS TANNER] | Replay |
| 5:45 | 2nd & 7 | OWN 36 | Nick Mosley rush to the right (4.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: DENIS TANNER] | Replay |
| 5:02 | 3rd & 2.5 | OWN 40.5 | Herman Munster III pass to Judo Jimmy the Judoka over the middle [deflected by CLIVE BENSON] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 4:56 | 4th & 2.5 | OWN 40.5 | Punt by Neymar Jr. Jr., 52 yd (out of bounds) | Replay |
| Sharp Dressed Men 4:49 | ||||
| 4:49 | 1st & 10 | OWN 7 | MEXICAN BLACKBIRD rush to the left (2 yd gain) [tackle: Screamin' Banshee] | Replay |
| 4:18 | 2nd & 8 | OWN 9 | BURGER MAN pass to I GOT THE SIX over the middle (incomplete) | Replay |
| 4:13 | 3rd & 8 | OWN 9 | BURGER MAN screen pass to MANIC MECHANIC to the right side, caught (3 yd loss) [tackle: Ripple Moonshot] | Replay |
| 3:45 | 4th & 11.5 | OWN 5.5 | Punt by JAKE THE PEG, 33 yd, fielded by Crazy Hooligan Returns (6 yd return) [diving tackle: FORTUNE BESWICK] | Replay |
| Tombstone Hooligans 3:37 | ||||
| 3:37 | 1st & 10 | OPP 32.5 | Andre Coronado pass to Crazy Hooligan WR up the right side, caught (9.5 yd gain) [tackle: STEVE SOBERS] | Replay |
| 2:53 | 2nd & 0.5 | OPP 23 | Herman Munster III screen pass to Seth Gecko to the right side, caught (0.5 yd loss) [diving tackle: DEWEY ELLIOT] | Replay |
| 2:13 | 3rd & 1 | OPP 23.5 | Nick Mosley rush [missed diving tackle: COLIN BRIDGES] up the middle (4 yd gain) [diving tackle: FORTUNE BESWICK] | Replay |
| 1:36 | 1st & 10 | OPP 19.5 | Herman Munster III pass to Vanishing Vito The Vaporizer™ up the left side, caught (13.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: FELIX SORRENTO] | Replay |
| 1:03 | 1st & G | OPP 6 | Nick Mosley rush [missed diving tackle: DAVID TEAL] [missed diving tackle: CORY BENDER (Power Through)] up the middle (3.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: COLIN BRIDGES] | Replay |
| 0:37 | 2nd & G | OPP 2.5 | Dr. Eldon Tyrell rush up the middle (2.5 yd gain) [TD] | Replay |
| 0:33 | Extra point attempted by Neil Rackers Jr. Jr., made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Sharp Dressed Men 0:33 | ||||
| 0:33 | Kickoff by Neil Rackers Jr. Jr., 47 yd, fielded by AFTER BURNER (23 yd return) [tackle: Zack Zona] | Replay | ||
| 0:28 | 1st & 10 | OWN 46 | BURGER MAN pitch to MEXICAN BLACKBIRD to the left (1.5 yd loss) [tackle: Manny Mantoman] | Replay |
| 2nd Quarter | ||||
| 15:00 | 2nd & 11.5 | OWN 44 | BURGER MAN pitch to PEARLY GATES to the right (1 yd gain) [tackle: Crazy Hooligan LB] | Replay |
| 14:16 | 3rd & 10.5 | OWN 45 | BURGER MAN pass to MASTER OF SPARKS, hurried by Dauphin of Viennois, up the left side, caught (8 yd gain) [tackle: Manny Mantoman] | Replay |
| 13:45 | 4th & 2.5 | OPP 47 | Punt by JAKE THE PEG, 45 yd, fielded by CALICO BURNSIDE (downed) | Replay |
| Tombstone Hooligans 13:33 | ||||
| 13:33 | 1st & 10 | OWN 2 | Jocko Willink rush to the left (3.5 yd gain) [tackle: CHRIS BRANDON] | Replay |
| 12:51 | 2nd & 6.5 | OWN 5.5 | Nick Mosley rush [missed tackle: FRANK SMITH] to the right (3.5 yd gain) [tackle: DEWEY ELLIOT] | Replay |
| 12:15 | 3rd & 3 | OWN 9 | Herman Munster III pass to Crazy Hooligan WR up the right side, caught (5 yd gain) [diving tackle: CALICO BURNSIDE] | Replay |
| 11:32 | 1st & 10 | OWN 14 | Dr. Eldon Tyrell rush up the middle (3 yd gain) [tackle: IAN LAWSON] | Replay |
| 11:03 | 2nd & 7 | OWN 17 | Andre Coronado pass to Jocko Willink over the middle, caught (10.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: CORY BENDER] | Replay |
| 10:38 | 1st & 10 | OWN 27.5 | Dr. Eldon Tyrell rush to the right (1 yd gain) [tackle: DAVID TEAL] | Replay |
| 10:12 | 2nd & 9 | OWN 28.5 | Andre Coronado pitch to Seth Gecko to the right (6 yd gain) [diving tackle: STEVE SOBERS] | Replay |
| 9:33 | 3rd & 3 | OWN 34.5 | Herman Munster III pitch to Richie Gecko to the right (0.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: DALLAS EMERSON] | Replay |
| 9:08 | 4th & 2.5 | OWN 35 | Punt by Neymar Jr. Jr., 30 yd, fielded by AFTER BURNER (2.5 yd return) [tackle: Jameson Whiskey] | Replay |
| Sharp Dressed Men 9:01 | ||||
| 9:01 | 1st & 10 | OWN 38 | PEARLY GATES rush up the middle (4.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Lazaro Redd] | Replay |
| 8:18 | 2nd & 5.5 | OWN 42 | BURGER MAN pass to MANIC MECHANIC, hurried by Dauphin of Viennois, up the left side [deflected by Woody Norwood] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 8:13 | 3rd & 5.5 | OWN 42 | BURGER MAN pass to TEN DOLLAR MAN over the middle, caught (22.5 yd gain) [tackle: Judge Dredd] | Replay |
| 7:39 | 1st & 10 | OPP 35 | MEXICAN BLACKBIRD rush to the left (1.5 yd gain) [tackle: Mordred Kingslayer] | Replay |
| 7:04 | 2nd & 8.5 | OPP 34 | BURGER MAN bad pass to I GOT THE SIX, hurried by The Sack Man Jr. Jr., over the middle [deflected by Chihuahua House Alarm] (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 6:59 | 3rd & 8.5 | OPP 34 | BURGER MAN screen pass to MANIC MECHANIC, hurried by Lazaro Redd, to the left side, caught (0.5 yd loss) [tackle: Crazy Hooligan LB] | Replay |
| 6:25 | 4th & 9 | OPP 34.5 | 51.5 yd field goal attempted by ONE LEG MALLOY, made [FG] | Replay |
| Tombstone Hooligans 6:20 | ||||
| 6:20 | Kickoff by ONE LEG MALLOY, 47 yd, fielded by Crazy Hooligan Returns (17 yd return) [diving tackle: S T G N R] | Replay | ||
| 6:16 | 1st & 10 | OWN 39.5 | Nick Mosley rush [missed tackle: FORTUNE BESWICK] to the right (5 yd gain) [diving tackle: DEWEY ELLIOT] | Replay |
| 5:47 | 2nd & 5 | OWN 44.5 | Jocko Willink rush to the right (2 yd gain) [tackle: CLEMENT BORSCH] | Replay |
| 5:11 | 3rd & 3 | OWN 46.5 | Andre Coronado pass to Stone Hands No Wheels Jr. up the left side, caught (3 yd gain) [tackle: INDIGO LARSON] | Replay |
| 4:45 | 4th & 0.5 | OWN 49 | Nick Mosley rush up the middle (4.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: DAVID TEAL] | Replay |
| 4:06 | 1st & 10 | OPP 46.5 | Dr. Eldon Tyrell rush to the right (5 yd gain) [diving tackle: DENIS TANNER] | Replay |
| 3:29 | 2nd & 5 | OPP 41.5 | Herman Munster III pass to Jay "No Angel" Dobyns up the left side, caught (13 yd gain) [diving tackle: CLIVE BENSON] | Replay |
| 2:51 | 1st & 10 | OPP 28.5 | Andre Coronado pass to Judo Jimmy the Judoka up the right side, caught (11 yd gain) [diving tackle: CALICO BURNSIDE] | Replay |
| 2:24 | 1st & 10 | OPP 17.5 | Herman Munster III pass to Jay "No Angel" Dobyns up the left side, caught (7 yd gain) [diving tackle: COLIN BRIDGES] | Replay |
| 2:00 | 2nd & 3 | OPP 10.5 | Herman Munster III pass to Crazy Hooligan WR up the right side, caught (7 yd gain) [diving tackle: COLIN BRIDGES] | Replay |
| 1:55 | 1st & G | OPP 3.5 | Offensive Timeout Called: Tombstone Hooligans | Replay |
| 1:55 | 1st & G | OPP 3.5 | Andre Coronado pass to Vanishing Vito The Vaporizer™ up the left side, caught [TD] (3.5 yd gain) | Replay |
| 1:51 | Extra point attempted by Neil Rackers Jr. Jr., made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Sharp Dressed Men 1:51 | ||||
| 1:51 | Kickoff by Neil Rackers Jr. Jr., 55 yd, fielded by AFTER BURNER (33.5 yd return) [tackle: Screamin' Banshee] | Replay | ||
| 1:44 | 1st & 10 | OWN 48 | BURGER MAN pass to TEN DOLLAR MAN over the middle [deflected by Chihuahua House Alarm] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 1:39 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 48 | BURGER MAN pass to TEN DOLLAR MAN over the middle [deflected by Crazy Hooligan LB2] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 1:34 | 3rd & 10 | OWN 48 | BURGER MAN bad pass to BLACK FLY, hurried by Lazaro Redd, up the left side, thrown low [deflected by Crazy Hooligan CB] (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 1:28 | 4th & 10 | OWN 48 | Punt by JAKE THE PEG, 45 yd, fielded by Crazy Hooligan Returns (9 yd return) [Monster Hit tackle: S T G N R 2] | Replay |
| Tombstone Hooligans 1:20 | ||||
| 1:20 | 1st & 10 | OWN 16 | Herman Munster III pass to Stone Hands No Wheels Jr. up the left side, caught (10.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: CHRIS BRANDON] | Replay |
| 0:47 | 1st & 10 | OWN 26.5 | Andre Coronado pass to Crazy hooligan WR2 up the left side, caught (8 yd gain) [tackle: COLIN BRIDGES] | Replay |
| 0:11 | 2nd & 2 | OWN 34.5 | Herman Munster III pass to Crazy hooligan WR2 up the left side, caught (7 yd gain) [tackle: CLEMENT BORSCH] | Replay |
| 0:05 | 1st & 10 | OWN 41.5 | Offensive Timeout Called: Tombstone Hooligans | Replay |
| 0:05 | 1st & 10 | OWN 41.5 | Andre Coronado pass to Stone Hands No Wheels Jr. up the left side, caught (10.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: CORY BENDER] | Replay |
| 3rd Quarter | ||||
| 15:00 | Kickoff by ONE LEG MALLOY, 52 yd, fielded by Crazy Hooligan Returns (22.5 yd return) [diving tackle: CALICO BURNSIDE] | Replay | ||
| 14:55 | 1st & 10 | OWN 40 | Nick Mosley rush [missed tackle: DENIS TANNER] [missed diving tackle: FRANK SMITH] up the middle (5.5 yd gain) [tackle: CLEMENT BORSCH] | Replay |
| 14:09 | 2nd & 4.5 | OWN 45.5 | Andre Coronado pass to Vanishing Vito The Vaporizer™ up the left side [deflected by FELIX SORRENTO] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 14:04 | 3rd & 4.5 | OWN 45.5 | Jocko Willink rush to the left (2 yd gain) [tackle: INDIGO LARSON] | Replay |
| 13:33 | 4th & 2.5 | OWN 47.5 | Punt by Neymar Jr. Jr., 31 yd, fielded by AFTER BURNER (8 yd return) [tackle: Viva Las Vegas] | Replay |
| Sharp Dressed Men 13:24 | ||||
| 13:24 | 1st & 10 | OWN 29.5 | BURGER MAN bad pass to BUCK NEKKID over the middle, thrown low [deflected by Maxwell Welsh] (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 13:18 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 29.5 | BURGER MAN screen pass to MANIC MECHANIC to the right side, caught (2.5 yd loss) [tackle: Adrian Wilson] | Replay |
| 12:45 | 3rd & 12.5 | OWN 27 | BURGER MAN pass to MANIC MECHANIC over the middle [deflected by Judge Dredd] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 12:40 | 4th & 12.5 | OWN 27 | Punt by JAKE THE PEG, 39 yd, fielded by Crazy Hooligan Returns (19 yd return) [diving tackle: S T G N R 2] | Replay |
| Tombstone Hooligans 12:30 | ||||
| 12:30 | 1st & 10 | OPP 47 | Nick Mosley rush [missed diving tackle: DRAGO EVANS] to the left (4 yd gain) [tackle: FREDDIE BROWN] | Replay |
| 11:53 | 2nd & 6 | OPP 43 | Herman Munster III pass to Vanishing Vito The Vaporizer™ up the left side, caught (15 yd gain) [diving tackle: FRANK SMITH] | Replay |
| 11:13 | 1st & 10 | OPP 28.5 | Nick Mosley rush up the middle (2 yd gain) [diving tackle: DON TAYLOR] | Replay |
| 10:35 | 2nd & 8 | OPP 26 | Andre Coronado pass to Crazy Hooligan WR up the right side, caught [deflected by COLIN BRIDGES] (9 yd gain) [diving tackle: CLEMENT BORSCH] | Replay |
| 9:59 | 1st & 10 | OPP 17 | Jocko Willink rush up the middle (4.5 yd gain) [tackle: FELIX SORRENTO] | Replay |
| 9:26 | 2nd & 5.5 | OPP 12.5 | Andre Coronado pass to Stone Hands No Wheels Jr. up the left side (dropped - incomplete) | Replay |
| 9:19 | 3rd & 5.5 | OPP 12.5 | Herman Munster III screen pass to Reno Cujo to the left side, caught (6.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: CLIVE BENSON] | Replay |
| 8:39 | 1st & G | OPP 6.5 | Nick Mosley rush to the right (2 yd gain) [diving tackle: DEWEY ELLIOT] | Replay |
| 8:15 | 2nd & G | OPP 4.5 | Dr. Eldon Tyrell rush [TD] up the middle (4.5 yd gain) | Replay |
| 8:10 | Extra point attempted by Neil Rackers Jr. Jr., made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Sharp Dressed Men 8:10 | ||||
| 8:10 | Kickoff by Neil Rackers Jr. Jr., 50 yd, fielded by AFTER BURNER (22 yd return) [diving tackle: Viva Las Vegas] | Replay | ||
| 8:05 | 1st & 10 | OWN 42 | PEARLY GATES rush to the right (3 yd gain) [diving tackle: Jazon Voorhees] | Replay |
| 7:35 | 2nd & 7 | OWN 45 | BURGER MAN pitch to MEXICAN BLACKBIRD to the left (1 yd loss) [tackle: Manny Mantoman] | Replay |
| 7:07 | 3rd & 8 | OWN 43.5 | BURGER MAN screen pass to MANIC MECHANIC to the right side, caught (2 yd loss) [tackle: Adrian Wilson] | Replay |
| 6:34 | 4th & 10 | OWN 41.5 | Punt by JAKE THE PEG, 32 yd, fielded by Crazy Hooligan Returns (11 yd return) [tackle: CLIVE BENSON] | Replay |
| Tombstone Hooligans 6:25 | ||||
| 6:25 | 1st & 10 | OWN 37.5 | Nick Mosley rush [missed tackle: INDIGO LARSON] [missed tackle: FORTUNE BESWICK] [missed diving tackle: STEVE SOBERS] to the right (6 yd gain) [tackle: CORY BENDER] | Replay |
| 5:48 | 2nd & 4 | OWN 43 | Herman Munster III pass to Vanishing Vito The Vaporizer™ up the left side, caught (24 yd gain) [diving tackle: FRANK SMITH] | Replay |
| 5:16 | 1st & 10 | OPP 33 | Nick Mosley rush to the right (4 yd gain) [tackle: DENIS TANNER] | Replay |
| 4:42 | 2nd & 6 | OPP 29 | Andre Coronado pass to Stone Hands No Wheels Jr. up the left side, caught (4 yd gain) [tackle: CLIVE BENSON] | Replay |
| 4:03 | 3rd & 2 | OPP 25 | Dr. Eldon Tyrell rush to the right (3.5 yd gain) [Monster Hit diving tackle: DALLAS EMERSON] | Replay |
| 3:35 | 1st & 10 | OPP 21.5 | Nick Mosley rush up the middle (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: DAVID TEAL] | Replay |
| 2:59 | 2nd & 7.5 | OPP 19 | Herman Munster III pass to Jay "No Angel" Dobyns over the middle, caught (5.5 yd gain) [tackle: FREDDIE BROWN] | Replay |
| 2:17 | 3rd & 2 | OPP 13.5 | Nick Mosley rush up the middle (2.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: DENIS TANNER] | Replay |
| 1:35 | 1st & 10 | OPP 11 | Dr. Eldon Tyrell rush to the right (1 yd gain) [tackle: FELIX SORRENTO] | Replay |
| 1:04 | 2nd & 9 | OPP 10 | Andre Coronado pass to Jocko Willink up the left side, caught [TD] (10 yd gain) | Replay |
| 0:57 | Extra point attempted by Neil Rackers Jr. Jr., made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Sharp Dressed Men 0:57 | ||||
| 0:57 | Kickoff by Neil Rackers Jr. Jr., 50 yd, fielded by AFTER BURNER (26 yd return) [tackle: Maxwell Welsh] | Replay | ||
| 0:52 | 1st & 10 | OWN 46 | PEARLY GATES rush to the right (3.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Jazon Voorhees] | Replay |
| 0:22 | 2nd & 6.5 | OWN 49.5 | BURGER MAN pass to MANIC MECHANIC, hurried by Dauphin of Viennois, over the middle, jumping catch attempt [deflected by Crazy Hooligan LB] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 0:18 | 3rd & 6.5 | OWN 49.5 | BURGER MAN pass to KO KO BLUE up the left side (incomplete) | Replay |
| 0:12 | 4th & 6.5 | OWN 49.5 | Punt by JAKE THE PEG, 36 yd (out of bounds) | Replay |
| Tombstone Hooligans 0:06 | ||||
| 0:06 | 1st & 10 | OWN 14.5 | Nick Mosley rush to the right (2 yd gain) [tackle: FORTUNE BESWICK] | Replay |
| 4th Quarter | ||||
| 15:00 | 2nd & 8 | OWN 17 | Nick Mosley rush up the middle (3 yd gain) [tackle: DENIS TANNER] | Replay |
| 14:32 | 3rd & 5 | OWN 19.5 | Dr. Eldon Tyrell rush up the middle (3 yd gain) [tackle: CORY BENDER] | Replay |
| 14:00 | 4th & 2 | OWN 23 | Nick Mosley rush [missed tackle: DON TAYLOR (Lower the Shoulder)] up the middle (3.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: DALLAS EMERSON] | Replay |
| 13:19 | 1st & 10 | OWN 26.5 | Herman Munster III pass to Vanishing Vito The Vaporizer™ up the left side (dropped - incomplete) | Replay |
| 13:13 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 26.5 | Herman Munster III pass to Jay "No Angel" Dobyns over the middle [deflected by CLIVE BENSON] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 13:08 | 3rd & 10 | OWN 26.5 | Andre Coronado pass to Vanishing Vito The Vaporizer™ up the left side, caught (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: CORY BENDER] | Replay |
| 12:29 | 4th & 7.5 | OWN 28.5 | Punt by Neymar Jr. Jr., 26 yd, fielded by AFTER BURNER [missed diving tackle: Bobby Bruce (Spin)] (9 yd return) [tackle: Woody Norwood] | Replay |
| Sharp Dressed Men 12:21 | ||||
| 12:21 | 1st & 10 | OPP 45.5 | CONCRETE AND STEEL rush up the middle (3 yd gain) [tackle: Lazaro Redd] | Replay |
| 11:55 | 2nd & 7 | OPP 42.5 | BURGER MAN pass to BUCK NEKKID over the middle, caught (16 yd gain) [tackle: Adrian Wilson] | Replay |
| 11:14 | 1st & 10 | OPP 26.5 | MEXICAN BLACKBIRD rush up the middle (10 yd gain) [tackle: Screamin' Banshee] | Replay |
| 10:33 | 1st & 10 | OPP 16.5 | BURGER MAN pitch to PEARLY GATES to the right (0.5 yd gain) [tackle: Mordred Kingslayer] | Replay |
| 10:05 | 2nd & 9.5 | OPP 16 | BURGER MAN bad pass to KO KO BLUE, hurried by Mordred Kingslayer, over the middle (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 9:59 | 3rd & 9.5 | OPP 16 | BURGER MAN screen pass to MANIC MECHANIC, hurried by Lazaro Redd, to the left side, caught (no gain) [tackle: Manny Mantoman] | Replay |
| 9:21 | 4th & 9.5 | OPP 16 | 33 yd field goal attempted by ONE LEG MALLOY, made [FG] | Replay |
| Tombstone Hooligans 9:17 | ||||
| 9:17 | Kickoff by ONE LEG MALLOY, 54 yd, fielded by Crazy Hooligan Returns (22.5 yd return) [tackle: CALICO BURNSIDE] | Replay | ||
| 9:13 | 1st & 10 | OWN 38.5 | Jocko Willink rush up the middle (2 yd gain) [diving tackle: DAVID TEAL] | Replay |
| 8:40 | 2nd & 8 | OWN 40.5 | False start penalty committed by Pierre Engle | Replay |
| 8:40 | 2nd & 13 | OWN 35.5 | Herman Munster III pass to Judo Jimmy the Judoka over the middle, caught (12.5 yd gain) [tackle: INDIGO LARSON] | Replay |
| 8:09 | 3rd & 1 | OWN 47.5 | Nick Mosley rush [missed tackle: FORTUNE BESWICK] to the right (3 yd gain) [tackle: SLOMO BENNETT] | Replay |
| 7:36 | 1st & 10 | OPP 49.5 | Dr. Eldon Tyrell rush to the right (3.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: DALLAS EMERSON] | Replay |
| 7:07 | 2nd & 6.5 | OPP 46 | Nick Mosley rush [missed diving tackle: FRANK SMITH] to the left (6 yd gain) [diving tackle: FREDDIE BROWN] | Replay |
| 6:33 | 3rd & inches | OPP 39.5 | Dr. Eldon Tyrell rush to the right (2 yd gain) [diving tackle: DON TAYLOR] | Replay |
| 5:58 | 1st & 10 | OPP 38 | Dr. Eldon Tyrell rush up the middle (6 yd gain) [tackle: IAN LAWSON] | Replay |
| 5:07 | 2nd & 4 | OPP 32 | Nick Mosley rush [missed tackle: CLEMENT BORSCH] to the left (4 yd gain) [diving tackle: FRANK SMITH] | Replay |
| 4:16 | 1st & 10 | OPP 28 | Dr. Eldon Tyrell rush to the left (3.5 yd gain) [tackle: FELIX SORRENTO] | Replay |
| 3:26 | 2nd & 6.5 | OPP 24 | Herman Munster III pitch to Richie Gecko to the left (3 yd gain) [tackle: CALICO BURNSIDE] | Replay |
| 2:36 | 3rd & 3 | OPP 21 | Nick Mosley rush [missed tackle: FREDDIE BROWN] [missed diving tackle: DAVID TEAL] [missed tackle: SLOMO BRADLEY] to the left (4.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: SLOMO BENNETT] | Replay |
| 2:00 | 1st & 10 | OPP 16.5 | False start penalty committed by Buffet Busta | Replay |
| 2:00 | 1st & 15 | OPP 21.5 | Herman Munster III pitch to Seth Gecko to the right (4.5 yd gain) [tackle: CLIVE BENSON] | Replay |
| 1:54 | 2nd & 10.5 | OPP 17 | Defensive Timeout Called: Sharp Dressed Men | Replay |
| 1:54 | 2nd & 10.5 | OPP 17 | Nick Mosley rush [missed diving tackle: CLEMENT BORSCH] up the middle (4.5 yd gain) [tackle: STEVE SOBERS] | Replay |
| 1:47 | 3rd & 5.5 | OPP 12 | Defensive Timeout Called: Sharp Dressed Men | Replay |
| 1:47 | 3rd & 5.5 | OPP 12 | Jocko Willink rush to the left (1.5 yd gain) [tackle: CHRIS BRANDON] | Replay |
| 1:42 | 4th & 4 | OPP 10.5 | Defensive Timeout Called: Sharp Dressed Men | Replay |
| 1:42 | 4th & 4 | OPP 10.5 | 27.5 yd field goal attempted by Neil Rackers Jr. Jr., made [FG] | Replay |
| Sharp Dressed Men 1:38 | ||||
| 1:38 | Kickoff by Neil Rackers Jr. Jr., 49 yd, fielded by AFTER BURNER (19.5 yd return) [tackle: Manny Mantoman] | Replay | ||
| 1:34 | 1st & 10 | OWN 40.5 | BURGER MAN pass to TEN DOLLAR MAN over the middle, caught (19.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Crazy Hooligan LB2] | Replay |
| 1:12 | 1st & 10 | OPP 40.5 | False start penalty committed by O G 2 | Replay |
| 1:12 | 1st & 15 | OPP 45.5 | BURGER MAN pass to I GOT THE SIX over the middle, caught (15 yd gain) [tackle: Woody Norwood] | Replay |
| 0:51 | 2nd & inches | OPP 30.5 | BURGER MAN pass to VELCRO FLY, hurried by Jazon Voorhees, up the right side [deflected by Crazy Hooligan CB2] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 0:45 | 3rd & inches | OPP 30.5 | BURGER MAN bad pass to MASTER OF SPARKS, hurried by Dauphin of Viennois, up the left side (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 0:40 | 4th & inches | OPP 30.5 | PEARLY GATES rush [missed tackle: Judge Dredd] up the middle (no gain) (turnover on downs) [tackle: Lazaro Redd] | Replay |
| Tombstone Hooligans 0:36 | ||||
| 0:36 | 1st & 10 | OWN 30.5 | Dr. Eldon Tyrell rush up the middle (1.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: DAVID TEAL] | Replay |