Play by Play
| 3rd Quarter | ||||
| Tombstone Hooligans 15:00 | ||||
| 15:00 | Kickoff by ONE LEG MALLOY, 52 yd, fielded by Crazy Hooligan Returns (22.5 yd return) [diving tackle: CALICO BURNSIDE] | Replay | ||
| 14:55 | 1st & 10 | OWN 40 | Nick Mosley rush [missed tackle: DENIS TANNER] [missed diving tackle: FRANK SMITH] up the middle (5.5 yd gain) [tackle: CLEMENT BORSCH] | Replay |
| 14:09 | 2nd & 4.5 | OWN 45.5 | Andre Coronado pass to Vanishing Vito The Vaporizer™ up the left side [deflected by FELIX SORRENTO] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 14:04 | 3rd & 4.5 | OWN 45.5 | Jocko Willink rush to the left (2 yd gain) [tackle: INDIGO LARSON] | Replay |
| 13:33 | 4th & 2.5 | OWN 47.5 | Punt by Neymar Jr. Jr., 31 yd, fielded by AFTER BURNER (8 yd return) [tackle: Viva Las Vegas] | Replay |
| Sharp Dressed Men 13:24 | ||||
| 13:24 | 1st & 10 | OWN 29.5 | BURGER MAN bad pass to BUCK NEKKID over the middle, thrown low [deflected by Maxwell Welsh] (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 13:18 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 29.5 | BURGER MAN screen pass to MANIC MECHANIC to the right side, caught (2.5 yd loss) [tackle: Adrian Wilson] | Replay |
| 12:45 | 3rd & 12.5 | OWN 27 | BURGER MAN pass to MANIC MECHANIC over the middle [deflected by Judge Dredd] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 12:40 | 4th & 12.5 | OWN 27 | Punt by JAKE THE PEG, 39 yd, fielded by Crazy Hooligan Returns (19 yd return) [diving tackle: S T G N R 2] | Replay |
| Tombstone Hooligans 12:30 | ||||
| 12:30 | 1st & 10 | OPP 47 | Nick Mosley rush [missed diving tackle: DRAGO EVANS] to the left (4 yd gain) [tackle: FREDDIE BROWN] | Replay |
| 11:53 | 2nd & 6 | OPP 43 | Herman Munster III pass to Vanishing Vito The Vaporizer™ up the left side, caught (15 yd gain) [diving tackle: FRANK SMITH] | Replay |
| 11:13 | 1st & 10 | OPP 28.5 | Nick Mosley rush up the middle (2 yd gain) [diving tackle: DON TAYLOR] | Replay |
| 10:35 | 2nd & 8 | OPP 26 | Andre Coronado pass to Crazy Hooligan WR up the right side, caught [deflected by COLIN BRIDGES] (9 yd gain) [diving tackle: CLEMENT BORSCH] | Replay |
| 9:59 | 1st & 10 | OPP 17 | Jocko Willink rush up the middle (4.5 yd gain) [tackle: FELIX SORRENTO] | Replay |
| 9:26 | 2nd & 5.5 | OPP 12.5 | Andre Coronado pass to Stone Hands No Wheels Jr. up the left side (dropped - incomplete) | Replay |
| 9:19 | 3rd & 5.5 | OPP 12.5 | Herman Munster III screen pass to Reno Cujo to the left side, caught (6.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: CLIVE BENSON] | Replay |
| 8:39 | 1st & G | OPP 6.5 | Nick Mosley rush to the right (2 yd gain) [diving tackle: DEWEY ELLIOT] | Replay |
| 8:15 | 2nd & G | OPP 4.5 | Dr. Eldon Tyrell rush [TD] up the middle (4.5 yd gain) | Replay |
| 8:10 | Extra point attempted by Neil Rackers Jr. Jr., made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Sharp Dressed Men 8:10 | ||||
| 8:10 | Kickoff by Neil Rackers Jr. Jr., 50 yd, fielded by AFTER BURNER (22 yd return) [diving tackle: Viva Las Vegas] | Replay | ||
| 8:05 | 1st & 10 | OWN 42 | PEARLY GATES rush to the right (3 yd gain) [diving tackle: Jazon Voorhees] | Replay |
| 7:35 | 2nd & 7 | OWN 45 | BURGER MAN pitch to MEXICAN BLACKBIRD to the left (1 yd loss) [tackle: Manny Mantoman] | Replay |
| 7:07 | 3rd & 8 | OWN 43.5 | BURGER MAN screen pass to MANIC MECHANIC to the right side, caught (2 yd loss) [tackle: Adrian Wilson] | Replay |
| 6:34 | 4th & 10 | OWN 41.5 | Punt by JAKE THE PEG, 32 yd, fielded by Crazy Hooligan Returns (11 yd return) [tackle: CLIVE BENSON] | Replay |
| Tombstone Hooligans 6:25 | ||||
| 6:25 | 1st & 10 | OWN 37.5 | Nick Mosley rush [missed tackle: INDIGO LARSON] [missed tackle: FORTUNE BESWICK] [missed diving tackle: STEVE SOBERS] to the right (6 yd gain) [tackle: CORY BENDER] | Replay |
| 5:48 | 2nd & 4 | OWN 43 | Herman Munster III pass to Vanishing Vito The Vaporizer™ up the left side, caught (24 yd gain) [diving tackle: FRANK SMITH] | Replay |
| 5:16 | 1st & 10 | OPP 33 | Nick Mosley rush to the right (4 yd gain) [tackle: DENIS TANNER] | Replay |
| 4:42 | 2nd & 6 | OPP 29 | Andre Coronado pass to Stone Hands No Wheels Jr. up the left side, caught (4 yd gain) [tackle: CLIVE BENSON] | Replay |
| 4:03 | 3rd & 2 | OPP 25 | Dr. Eldon Tyrell rush to the right (3.5 yd gain) [Monster Hit diving tackle: DALLAS EMERSON] | Replay |
| 3:35 | 1st & 10 | OPP 21.5 | Nick Mosley rush up the middle (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: DAVID TEAL] | Replay |
| 2:59 | 2nd & 7.5 | OPP 19 | Herman Munster III pass to Jay "No Angel" Dobyns over the middle, caught (5.5 yd gain) [tackle: FREDDIE BROWN] | Replay |
| 2:17 | 3rd & 2 | OPP 13.5 | Nick Mosley rush up the middle (2.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: DENIS TANNER] | Replay |
| 1:35 | 1st & 10 | OPP 11 | Dr. Eldon Tyrell rush to the right (1 yd gain) [tackle: FELIX SORRENTO] | Replay |
| 1:04 | 2nd & 9 | OPP 10 | Andre Coronado pass to Jocko Willink up the left side, caught [TD] (10 yd gain) | Replay |
| 0:57 | Extra point attempted by Neil Rackers Jr. Jr., made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Sharp Dressed Men 0:57 | ||||
| 0:57 | Kickoff by Neil Rackers Jr. Jr., 50 yd, fielded by AFTER BURNER (26 yd return) [tackle: Maxwell Welsh] | Replay | ||
| 0:52 | 1st & 10 | OWN 46 | PEARLY GATES rush to the right (3.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Jazon Voorhees] | Replay |
| 0:22 | 2nd & 6.5 | OWN 49.5 | BURGER MAN pass to MANIC MECHANIC, hurried by Dauphin of Viennois, over the middle, jumping catch attempt [deflected by Crazy Hooligan LB] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 0:18 | 3rd & 6.5 | OWN 49.5 | BURGER MAN pass to KO KO BLUE up the left side (incomplete) | Replay |
| 0:12 | 4th & 6.5 | OWN 49.5 | Punt by JAKE THE PEG, 36 yd (out of bounds) | Replay |
| Tombstone Hooligans 0:06 | ||||
| 0:06 | 1st & 10 | OWN 14.5 | Nick Mosley rush to the right (2 yd gain) [tackle: FORTUNE BESWICK] | Replay |