Play by Play
| 2nd Quarter | ||||
| Sharp Dressed Men 15:00 | ||||
| 15:00 | 2nd & 11.5 | OWN 44 | BURGER MAN pitch to PEARLY GATES to the right (1 yd gain) [tackle: Crazy Hooligan LB] | Replay |
| 14:16 | 3rd & 10.5 | OWN 45 | BURGER MAN pass to MASTER OF SPARKS, hurried by Dauphin of Viennois, up the left side, caught (8 yd gain) [tackle: Manny Mantoman] | Replay |
| 13:45 | 4th & 2.5 | OPP 47 | Punt by JAKE THE PEG, 45 yd, fielded by CALICO BURNSIDE (downed) | Replay |
| Tombstone Hooligans 13:33 | ||||
| 13:33 | 1st & 10 | OWN 2 | Jocko Willink rush to the left (3.5 yd gain) [tackle: CHRIS BRANDON] | Replay |
| 12:51 | 2nd & 6.5 | OWN 5.5 | Nick Mosley rush [missed tackle: FRANK SMITH] to the right (3.5 yd gain) [tackle: DEWEY ELLIOT] | Replay |
| 12:15 | 3rd & 3 | OWN 9 | Herman Munster III pass to Crazy Hooligan WR up the right side, caught (5 yd gain) [diving tackle: CALICO BURNSIDE] | Replay |
| 11:32 | 1st & 10 | OWN 14 | Dr. Eldon Tyrell rush up the middle (3 yd gain) [tackle: IAN LAWSON] | Replay |
| 11:03 | 2nd & 7 | OWN 17 | Andre Coronado pass to Jocko Willink over the middle, caught (10.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: CORY BENDER] | Replay |
| 10:38 | 1st & 10 | OWN 27.5 | Dr. Eldon Tyrell rush to the right (1 yd gain) [tackle: DAVID TEAL] | Replay |
| 10:12 | 2nd & 9 | OWN 28.5 | Andre Coronado pitch to Seth Gecko to the right (6 yd gain) [diving tackle: STEVE SOBERS] | Replay |
| 9:33 | 3rd & 3 | OWN 34.5 | Herman Munster III pitch to Richie Gecko to the right (0.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: DALLAS EMERSON] | Replay |
| 9:08 | 4th & 2.5 | OWN 35 | Punt by Neymar Jr. Jr., 30 yd, fielded by AFTER BURNER (2.5 yd return) [tackle: Jameson Whiskey] | Replay |
| Sharp Dressed Men 9:01 | ||||
| 9:01 | 1st & 10 | OWN 38 | PEARLY GATES rush up the middle (4.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Lazaro Redd] | Replay |
| 8:18 | 2nd & 5.5 | OWN 42 | BURGER MAN pass to MANIC MECHANIC, hurried by Dauphin of Viennois, up the left side [deflected by Woody Norwood] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 8:13 | 3rd & 5.5 | OWN 42 | BURGER MAN pass to TEN DOLLAR MAN over the middle, caught (22.5 yd gain) [tackle: Judge Dredd] | Replay |
| 7:39 | 1st & 10 | OPP 35 | MEXICAN BLACKBIRD rush to the left (1.5 yd gain) [tackle: Mordred Kingslayer] | Replay |
| 7:04 | 2nd & 8.5 | OPP 34 | BURGER MAN bad pass to I GOT THE SIX, hurried by The Sack Man Jr. Jr., over the middle [deflected by Chihuahua House Alarm] (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 6:59 | 3rd & 8.5 | OPP 34 | BURGER MAN screen pass to MANIC MECHANIC, hurried by Lazaro Redd, to the left side, caught (0.5 yd loss) [tackle: Crazy Hooligan LB] | Replay |
| 6:25 | 4th & 9 | OPP 34.5 | 51.5 yd field goal attempted by ONE LEG MALLOY, made [FG] | Replay |
| Tombstone Hooligans 6:20 | ||||
| 6:20 | Kickoff by ONE LEG MALLOY, 47 yd, fielded by Crazy Hooligan Returns (17 yd return) [diving tackle: S T G N R] | Replay | ||
| 6:16 | 1st & 10 | OWN 39.5 | Nick Mosley rush [missed tackle: FORTUNE BESWICK] to the right (5 yd gain) [diving tackle: DEWEY ELLIOT] | Replay |
| 5:47 | 2nd & 5 | OWN 44.5 | Jocko Willink rush to the right (2 yd gain) [tackle: CLEMENT BORSCH] | Replay |
| 5:11 | 3rd & 3 | OWN 46.5 | Andre Coronado pass to Stone Hands No Wheels Jr. up the left side, caught (3 yd gain) [tackle: INDIGO LARSON] | Replay |
| 4:45 | 4th & 0.5 | OWN 49 | Nick Mosley rush up the middle (4.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: DAVID TEAL] | Replay |
| 4:06 | 1st & 10 | OPP 46.5 | Dr. Eldon Tyrell rush to the right (5 yd gain) [diving tackle: DENIS TANNER] | Replay |
| 3:29 | 2nd & 5 | OPP 41.5 | Herman Munster III pass to Jay "No Angel" Dobyns up the left side, caught (13 yd gain) [diving tackle: CLIVE BENSON] | Replay |
| 2:51 | 1st & 10 | OPP 28.5 | Andre Coronado pass to Judo Jimmy the Judoka up the right side, caught (11 yd gain) [diving tackle: CALICO BURNSIDE] | Replay |
| 2:24 | 1st & 10 | OPP 17.5 | Herman Munster III pass to Jay "No Angel" Dobyns up the left side, caught (7 yd gain) [diving tackle: COLIN BRIDGES] | Replay |
| 2:00 | 2nd & 3 | OPP 10.5 | Herman Munster III pass to Crazy Hooligan WR up the right side, caught (7 yd gain) [diving tackle: COLIN BRIDGES] | Replay |
| 1:55 | 1st & G | OPP 3.5 | Offensive Timeout Called: Tombstone Hooligans | Replay |
| 1:55 | 1st & G | OPP 3.5 | Andre Coronado pass to Vanishing Vito The Vaporizer™ up the left side, caught [TD] (3.5 yd gain) | Replay |
| 1:51 | Extra point attempted by Neil Rackers Jr. Jr., made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Sharp Dressed Men 1:51 | ||||
| 1:51 | Kickoff by Neil Rackers Jr. Jr., 55 yd, fielded by AFTER BURNER (33.5 yd return) [tackle: Screamin' Banshee] | Replay | ||
| 1:44 | 1st & 10 | OWN 48 | BURGER MAN pass to TEN DOLLAR MAN over the middle [deflected by Chihuahua House Alarm] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 1:39 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 48 | BURGER MAN pass to TEN DOLLAR MAN over the middle [deflected by Crazy Hooligan LB2] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 1:34 | 3rd & 10 | OWN 48 | BURGER MAN bad pass to BLACK FLY, hurried by Lazaro Redd, up the left side, thrown low [deflected by Crazy Hooligan CB] (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 1:28 | 4th & 10 | OWN 48 | Punt by JAKE THE PEG, 45 yd, fielded by Crazy Hooligan Returns (9 yd return) [Monster Hit tackle: S T G N R 2] | Replay |
| Tombstone Hooligans 1:20 | ||||
| 1:20 | 1st & 10 | OWN 16 | Herman Munster III pass to Stone Hands No Wheels Jr. up the left side, caught (10.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: CHRIS BRANDON] | Replay |
| 0:47 | 1st & 10 | OWN 26.5 | Andre Coronado pass to Crazy hooligan WR2 up the left side, caught (8 yd gain) [tackle: COLIN BRIDGES] | Replay |
| 0:11 | 2nd & 2 | OWN 34.5 | Herman Munster III pass to Crazy hooligan WR2 up the left side, caught (7 yd gain) [tackle: CLEMENT BORSCH] | Replay |
| 0:05 | 1st & 10 | OWN 41.5 | Offensive Timeout Called: Tombstone Hooligans | Replay |
| 0:05 | 1st & 10 | OWN 41.5 | Andre Coronado pass to Stone Hands No Wheels Jr. up the left side, caught (10.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: CORY BENDER] | Replay |