| 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | OT | Total | ||
| Your Mom Goes To College | 3 | 14 | 0 | 7 | 0 | 24 | Final |
| Mighty Morphin Power Bottoms | 0 | 7 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 10 |
Play by Play
| 4th Quarter | ||||
| Your Mom Goes To College 15:00 | ||||
| 15:00 | 1st & 10 | OWN 39.5 | Caladan Brood rush up the middle (1 yd gain) [tackle: Hudson Hulkster] | Replay |
| 14:20 | 2nd & 9 | OWN 41 | KoB's Tony Dorsett rush up the middle (2 yd gain) [diving tackle: Larry Welch] | Replay |
| 13:44 | 3rd & 7 | OWN 43 | Caladan Brood rush to the left (3.5 yd gain) [tackle: Quinyon Mitchell] | Replay |
| 13:06 | 4th & 3 | OWN 46.5 | Punt by Raj Koothrappali, 54.5 yds (touchback) | Replay |
| Mighty Morphin Power Bottoms 13:01 | ||||
| 13:01 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | Quinshon Judkins rush up the middle (3 yd gain) [Big Hit diving tackle: Dead of Knight] | Replay |
| 12:30 | 2nd & 7 | OWN 23 | Snapping Necks Cashing Checks rush to the left (0.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: T'Vondre Sweat MOM] | Replay |
| 11:53 | 3rd & 6.5 | OWN 23.5 | Ethan Lawrence pass to Sako 90 30.06 over the middle, caught (7.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Sam Squanch] | Replay |
| 11:15 | 1st & 10 | OWN 31.5 | Quinshon Judkins rush [missed diving tackle: T'Vondre Sweat MOM] up the middle (1 yd gain) [diving tackle: Myles Garrett] | Replay |
| 10:35 | 2nd & 9 | OWN 32 | Will Levis pass to Quan Cosby DAD up the left side, caught (17 yd gain) [tackle: Ronnie Lott's Fingertip] | Replay |
| 10:06 | 1st & 10 | OWN 49 | Snapping Necks Cashing Checks rush to the left (2.5 yd gain) [Monster Hit diving tackle: Ethan Posluszny] | Replay |
| 9:32 | 2nd & 7.5 | OPP 48 | Quinshon Judkins rush up the middle (0.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Dead of Knight] | Replay |
| 8:57 | 3rd & 6.5 | OPP 47.5 | Ethan Lawrence pass to Burn U Badd up the right side, caught, knocked loose by Bigbottom Higginbottom [deflected by Bigbottom Higginbottom] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 8:51 | 4th & 6.5 | OPP 47.5 | Punt by Legendary Tombstone, 41 yd, fielded by Your Mom Banged My Dad [missed tackle: Rashad Wisdom] (10 yd return) [tackle: Akeem Dent] | Replay |
| Your Mom Goes To College 8:43 | ||||
| 8:43 | 1st & 10 | OWN 16.5 | Ethan Jones rush up the middle (3.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Fat POS] | Replay |
| 8:11 | 2nd & 6.5 | OWN 20 | KoB's Tony Dorsett rush up the middle (2.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Byron Murphy] | Replay |
| 7:30 | 3rd & 4 | OWN 22.5 | Ethan Jones rush up the middle (2 yd gain) [tackle: Hudson Hulkster] | Replay |
| 6:48 | 4th & 2 | OWN 24.5 | Punt by Raj Koothrappali, 42 yd, fielded by KoB's Travis Williams (fair catch) | Replay |
| Mighty Morphin Power Bottoms 6:41 | ||||
| 6:41 | 1st & 10 | OWN 33 | Will Levis sacked by Myles Garrett (4.5 yd loss) | Replay |
| 6:12 | 2nd & 14.5 | OWN 28.5 | Snapping Necks Cashing Checks rush to the right (0.5 yd gain) [tackle: Shaun Rogers MOM] | Replay |
| 5:49 | 3rd & 14 | OWN 29 | Quinshon Judkins rush [missed diving tackle: Myles Garrett] to the left (3.5 yd gain) [tackle: Ethan Jack] | Replay |
| 5:12 | 4th & 10 | OWN 33 | Punt by Legendary Tombstone, 48 yd, fielded by Your Mom Banged My Dad (28.5 yd return) [diving tackle: Byron Murphy] | Replay |
| Your Mom Goes To College 5:02 | ||||
| 5:02 | 1st & 10 | OWN 48 | Anomander Rake rush to the left (4 yd gain) [diving tackle: Pick Your Poison] | Replay |
| 4:13 | 2nd & 6 | OPP 48 | KoB's Tony Dorsett rush [missed diving tackle: Myron Winston] [missed diving tackle: Rashad Wisdom] up the middle (6.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Not AtMe] | Replay |
| 3:23 | 1st & 10 | OPP 41.5 | Caladan Brood rush up the middle (2 yd gain) [Big Hit tackle: Crazy LB] | Replay |
| 2:34 | 2nd & 8 | OPP 39.5 | Anomander Rake pitch to Marshal Faulk to the right (1 yd loss) [diving tackle: Marist Liufau] | Replay |
| 2:00 | 3rd & 9 | OPP 40.5 | KoB's Tony Dorsett rush [missed tackle: Dwight McGlothern] [missed tackle: Crazy LB] up the middle (4 yd gain) [tackle: Marist Liufau] | Replay |
| 1:56 | 4th & 5 | OPP 36.5 | Defensive Timeout Called: Mighty Morphin Power Bottoms | Replay |
| 1:56 | 4th & 5 | OPP 36.5 | Punt by Raj Koothrappali, 31 yd (out of bounds) | Replay |
| Mighty Morphin Power Bottoms 1:52 | ||||
| 1:52 | 1st & 10 | OWN 5 | Ethan Lawrence pass to Salsa Menor up the left side [deflected by Ahoda's Mom Has Got It Goin On] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 1:47 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 5 | Will Levis bad pass to Quan Cosby DAD up the left side (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 1:43 | 3rd & 10 | OWN 5 | Ethan Lawrence pass to Ryan Wingo up the right side [deflected by Sterling Williams] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 1:37 | 4th & 10 | OWN 5 | Will Levis pass to Salsa Menor up the right side [deflected by Laser Strike] (incomplete) (turnover on downs) | Replay |
| Your Mom Goes To College 1:32 | ||||
| 1:32 | 1st & G | OPP 5 | Anomander Rake rush to the left (1.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Akeem Dent] | Replay |
| 1:29 | 2nd & G | OPP 4 | Defensive Timeout Called: Mighty Morphin Power Bottoms | Replay |
| 1:29 | 2nd & G | OPP 4 | Anomander Rake rush to the right (3 yd gain) [diving tackle: Not AtMe] | Replay |
| 1:25 | 3rd & G | OPP 1 | Defensive Timeout Called: Mighty Morphin Power Bottoms | Replay |
| 1:25 | 3rd & G | OPP 1 | KoB's Tony Dorsett rush [TD] up the middle (1 yd gain) | Replay |
| 1:22 | Extra point attempted by Sheldon Cooper, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Mighty Morphin Power Bottoms 1:22 | ||||
| 1:22 | Kickoff by Sheldon Cooper, 61 yd, fielded by KoB's Travis Williams (12.5 yd return) [tackle: STOP Mom Jr] | Replay | ||
| 1:20 | 1st & 10 | OWN 21.5 | Will Levis sacked by Myles Garrett (3.5 yd loss) | Replay |
| 1:05 | 2nd & 13.5 | OWN 17.5 | Ethan Lawrence pass to Salsa Menor over the middle [deflected by Leonard Hofstadter] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 1:00 | 3rd & 13.5 | OWN 17.5 | Will Levis sacked by Laser Strike (5.5 yd loss) | Replay |
| 0:40 | 4th & 19 | OWN 12 | Punt by Legendary Tombstone, 44 yd, fielded by Your Mom Banged My Dad (fair catch) | Replay |
| Your Mom Goes To College 0:33 | ||||
| 0:33 | 1st & 10 | OWN 43.5 | KoB's Joe Namath rush up the middle (1 yd loss) | Replay |