| 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | OT | Total | ||
| Your Mom Goes To College | 3 | 14 | 0 | 7 | 0 | 24 | Final |
| Mighty Morphin Power Bottoms | 0 | 7 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 10 |
Play by Play
| 1st Quarter | ||||
| Your Mom Goes To College 15:00 | ||||
| 15:00 | Kickoff by Ethan McManus, 67 yd, fielded by Your Mom Banged My Dad [missed tackle: Giovanni Biggers] (33.5 yd return) [diving tackle: Byron Murphy] | Replay | ||
| 14:54 | 1st & 10 | OWN 37 | Caladan Brood pitch to Anomander Rake to the right (0.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Crazy LB] | Replay |
| 14:25 | 2nd & 9.5 | OWN 38 | Caladan Brood rush [missed diving tackle: KoB's Kevin King (Power Through)] to the left (13.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Swayze Bozeman] | Replay |
| 13:59 | 1st & 10 | OPP 48.5 | KoB's Tony Dorsett rush up the middle (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: Pheldarius Payne] | Replay |
| 13:31 | 2nd & 7.5 | OPP 46 | Caladan Brood rush up the middle (1.5 yd loss) [tackle: Pick Your Poison] | Replay |
| 13:01 | 3rd & 8.5 | OPP 47 | KoB's Joe Namath pass to Onos T'oolan up the left side, caught (31.5 yd gain) [tackle: KoB's Sidney Jones] | Replay |
| 12:26 | 1st & 10 | OPP 15.5 | Caladan Brood pitch to KoB's Tony Dorsett to the right (0.5 yd loss) [tackle: Pheldarius Payne] | Replay |
| 12:02 | 2nd & 10.5 | OPP 16 | Anomander Rake rush [missed diving tackle: Storm Duck (Spin)] to the left (4.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Pick Your Poison] | Replay |
| 11:26 | 3rd & 6 | OPP 11.5 | KoB's Joe Namath pass to Ahoda Fun Club over the middle [deflected by Storm Duck] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 11:21 | 4th & 6 | OPP 11.5 | 28.5 yd field goal attempted by Sheldon Cooper, made [FG] | Replay |
| Mighty Morphin Power Bottoms 11:17 | ||||
| 11:17 | Kickoff by Sheldon Cooper, 66 yd, fielded by KoB's Travis Williams (18.5 yd return) [tackle: STOP Mom Jr] | Replay | ||
| 11:14 | 1st & 10 | OWN 22.5 | Snapping Necks Cashing Checks rush [missed tackle: Shaun Rogers MOM (Power Through)] [missed tackle: George Cooper Jr. (Power Through)] up the middle (3.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Howard Wolowitz] | Replay |
| 10:35 | 2nd & 6.5 | OWN 26 | Snapping Necks Cashing Checks rush [missed diving tackle: Myles Garrett (Power Through)] to the left (3 yd gain) [diving tackle: Dead of Knight] | Replay |
| 9:54 | 3rd & 3.5 | OWN 29 | Quinshon Judkins rush up the middle (1 yd gain) [Big Hit diving tackle: T'Vondre Sweat MOM] | Replay |
| 9:24 | 4th & 2.5 | OWN 30 | Punt by Legendary Tombstone, 46 yd, fielded by Your Mom Banged My Dad (23 yd return) [diving tackle: Marist Liufau] | Replay |
| Your Mom Goes To College 9:14 | ||||
| 9:14 | 1st & 10 | OWN 46.5 | KoB's Tony Dorsett rush up the middle (3.5 yd gain) [tackle: Pick Your Poison] | Replay |
| 8:45 | 2nd & 6.5 | OPP 50 | Ethan Jones rush[forced fumble: Hudson Hulkster], fumbled , recovered by Fernando *Mom* Wolff (0 yd return) [diving tackle: Watching You] | Replay |
| 8:05 | 3rd & 4.5 | OPP 48 | Caladan Brood rush [missed tackle: Dwight McGlothern (Power Through)] to the left (16.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Marist Liufau] | Replay |
| 7:36 | 1st & 10 | OPP 31.5 | Anomander Rake rush to the left (1 yd gain) [tackle: Rashad Wisdom] | Replay |
| 7:02 | 2nd & 9 | OPP 30.5 | KoB's Tony Dorsett rush [missed tackle: Swayze Bozeman (Power Through)] [missed diving tackle: Giovanni Biggers (Power Through)] up the middle (3 yd gain) [tackle: Quinyon Mitchell] | Replay |
| 6:28 | 3rd & 6 | OPP 27.5 | Caladan Brood rush up the middle (2 yd loss) [tackle: Marist Liufau] | Replay |
| 5:51 | 4th & 8 | OPP 29.5 | KoB's Joe Namath bad pass to Marshal Faulk, hurried by Myron Winston, over the middle (incomplete - bad throw) (turnover on downs) | Replay |
| Mighty Morphin Power Bottoms 5:47 | ||||
| 5:47 | 1st & 10 | OWN 29.5 | Snapping Necks Cashing Checks rush up the middle (2 yd gain) [tackle: T'Vondre Sweat MOM] | Replay |
| 5:22 | 2nd & 8 | OWN 31.5 | Ethan Lawrence pass to Quan Cosby DAD up the right side, caught (10.5 yd gain) [tackle: lol OUSUX Lost to Kansas] | Replay |
| 4:51 | 1st & 10 | OWN 42 | Quinshon Judkins rush [missed tackle: Tate Vogel] up the middle (3.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Dead of Knight] | Replay |
| 4:12 | 2nd & 6.5 | OWN 45.5 | Will Levis pitch to Quinshon Judkins [missed tackle: Laser Strike] to the left (0.5 yd loss) [diving tackle: Ronnie Lott's Fingertip] | Replay |
| 3:44 | 3rd & 7 | OWN 45 | Will Levis pass to Brock Bowers over the middle intercepted by KoB's Everson Walls (4 yd return) [tackle: Corbin Ridley] | Replay |
| Your Mom Goes To College 3:39 | ||||
| 3:39 | 1st & 10 | OPP 48 | KoB's Tony Dorsett rush up the middle (2 yd gain) [tackle: Byron Murphy] | Replay |
| 3:15 | 2nd & 8 | OPP 46 | Caladan Brood rush up the middle (2 yd gain) [diving tackle: Watching You] | Replay |
| 2:40 | 3rd & 6 | OPP 44 | Anomander Rake pitch to Marshal Faulk to the right (2 yd gain) [tackle: Rashad Wisdom] | Replay |
| 2:06 | 4th & 4 | OPP 42 | Punt by Raj Koothrappali, 34 yd, fielded by KoB's Travis Williams (4.5 yd return) [tackle: STOP Mom] | Replay |
| Mighty Morphin Power Bottoms 2:00 | ||||
| 2:00 | 1st & 10 | OWN 12.5 | Snapping Necks Cashing Checks rush [missed tackle: T'Vondre Sweat MOM] up the middle (4 yd gain) [tackle: Dead of Knight] | Replay |
| 1:20 | 2nd & 6 | OWN 16.5 | KoB's Red Grange rush up the middle (2.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Shaun Rogers MOM] | Replay |
| 0:53 | 3rd & 3.5 | OWN 19 | Quinshon Judkins rush up the middle (5.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: T'Vondre Sweat MOM] | Replay |
| 0:18 | 1st & 10 | OWN 24.5 | Snapping Necks Cashing Checks rush up the middle (3 yd gain) [Big Hit tackle: T'Vondre Sweat MOM] | Replay |