| 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | OT | Total | ||
| Your Mom Goes To College | 3 | 14 | 0 | 7 | 0 | 24 | Final |
| Mighty Morphin Power Bottoms | 0 | 7 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 10 |
Play by Play
| 3rd Quarter | ||||
| Mighty Morphin Power Bottoms 15:00 | ||||
| 15:00 | Kickoff by Sheldon Cooper, 64 yd, fielded by KoB's Travis Williams (17 yd return) [diving tackle: STOP Mom II] | Replay | ||
| 14:58 | 1st & 10 | OWN 22.5 | Snapping Necks Cashing Checks rush [missed diving tackle: Shaun Rogers MOM] up the middle (1.5 yd gain) [tackle: T'Vondre Sweat MOM] | Replay |
| 14:27 | 2nd & 8.5 | OWN 24 | Will Levis pass to Burn U Badd up the right side [deflected by Leonard Hofstadter] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 14:21 | 3rd & 8.5 | OWN 24 | Ethan Lawrence pass to Brock Bowers over the middle, caught (9 yd gain) [tackle: Ethan Williams] | Replay |
| 13:48 | 1st & 10 | OWN 33 | Will Levis pitch to Quinshon Judkins [missed diving tackle: Tate Vogel (Power Through)] to the left (39.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Leonard Hofstadter] | Replay |
| 13:12 | 1st & 10 | OPP 27.5 | Ethan Lawrence pitch to Snapping Necks Cashing Checks [missed diving tackle: Tate Vogel] to the left (8.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Ahoda's Mom Has Got It Goin On] | Replay |
| 12:35 | 2nd & 1.5 | OPP 19 | Quinshon Judkins rush up the middle (1 yd gain) [diving tackle: Ethan Burke] | Replay |
| 11:59 | 3rd & 1 | OPP 18 | Snapping Necks Cashing Checks rush up the middle (3.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: T'Vondre Sweat MOM] | Replay |
| 11:36 | 1st & 10 | OPP 15 | Snapping Necks Cashing Checks rush up the middle (4.5 yd gain) [tackle: George Cooper Jr.] | Replay |
| 11:11 | 2nd & 5.5 | OPP 10 | Quinshon Judkins rush up the middle (1.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Jaylan Ford MOM] | Replay |
| 10:34 | 3rd & 4 | OPP 8.5 | Snapping Necks Cashing Checks rush to the right (no gain) [diving tackle: Ethan Burke] | Replay |
| 9:59 | 4th & 3.5 | OPP 8.5 | 25.5 yd field goal attempted by Ethan McManus, made [FG] | Replay |
| Your Mom Goes To College 9:55 | ||||
| 9:55 | Kickoff by Ethan McManus, 71 yd, fielded by Your Mom Banged My Dad, 0 yds (touchback) | Replay | ||
| 9:55 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | Caladan Brood pitch to Marshal Faulk to the right (2 yd gain) [diving tackle: Fat POS] | Replay |
| 9:13 | 2nd & 8 | OWN 22 | Caladan Brood rush [missed tackle: Giovanni Biggers (Power Through)] to the left (1 yd gain) [diving tackle: Swayze Bozeman] | Replay |
| 8:46 | 3rd & 7 | OWN 23 | Caladan Brood rush up the middle (1.5 yd gain) [tackle: Pheldarius Payne] | Replay |
| 8:22 | 4th & 5.5 | OWN 24.5 | Punt by Raj Koothrappali, 44 yd, fielded by KoB's Travis Williams (7.5 yd return) [diving tackle: Ethan Williams] | Replay |
| Mighty Morphin Power Bottoms 8:15 | ||||
| 8:15 | 1st & 10 | OWN 38.5 | Snapping Necks Cashing Checks rush [missed tackle: Howard Wolowitz] up the middle (4.5 yd gain) [Big Hit diving tackle: T'Vondre Sweat MOM] | Replay |
| 7:43 | 2nd & 5.5 | OWN 43 | Quinshon Judkins rush to the left (2 yd gain) [tackle: Jaylan Ford MOM] | Replay |
| 7:17 | 3rd & 3 | OWN 45.5 | Snapping Necks Cashing Checks rush to the right (3.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Ethan Burke] | Replay |
| 6:45 | 1st & 10 | OWN 48.5 | Quinshon Judkins rush up the middle (3 yd gain) [diving tackle: Deacon Jones] | Replay |
| 6:19 | 2nd & 7 | OPP 48.5 | Snapping Necks Cashing Checks rush [missed diving tackle: KoB's Everson Walls (Power Through)] [missed diving tackle: Leonard Hofstadter (Power Through)] up the middle (8 yd gain) [tackle: Ronnie Lott's Fingertip] | Replay |
| 5:43 | 1st & 10 | OPP 40.5 | Quinshon Judkins rush up the middle (6.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Bigbottom Higginbottom] | Replay |
| 5:09 | 2nd & 3.5 | OPP 34 | Will Levis screen pass to KoB's Red Grange to the right side, caught (0.5 yd gain) [tackle: KoB's Everson Walls] | Replay |
| 4:44 | 3rd & 3 | OPP 33.5 | Quinshon Judkins rush up the middle (1.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: T'Vondre Sweat MOM] | Replay |
| 4:12 | 4th & 1 | OPP 32 | Snapping Necks Cashing Checks rush up the middle (1 yd gain) (turnover on downs) [Big Hit diving tackle: T'Vondre Sweat MOM] | Replay |
| Your Mom Goes To College 4:09 | ||||
| 4:09 | 1st & 10 | OWN 31 | Caladan Brood rush up the middle (1 yd gain) [Big Hit tackle: Pheldarius Payne] | Replay |
| 3:35 | 2nd & 9 | OWN 32 | KoB's Tony Dorsett rush up the middle (3.5 yd gain) [tackle: Pick Your Poison] | Replay |
| 2:57 | 3rd & 5.5 | OWN 35.5 | Anomander Rake pitch to Marshal Faulk to the right (1.5 yd loss) [tackle: Jason My'damo] | Replay |
| 2:18 | 4th & 7 | OWN 33.5 | Punt by Raj Koothrappali, 61 yd, fielded by KoB's Travis Williams (13.5 yd return) [tackle: STOP Mom II] | Replay |
| Mighty Morphin Power Bottoms 2:10 | ||||
| 2:10 | 1st & 10 | OWN 18.5 | Quinshon Judkins rush up the middle (1 yd gain) [diving tackle: Jaylan Ford MOM] | Replay |
| 1:44 | 2nd & 9 | OWN 19.5 | Ethan Lawrence pass to Burn U Badd up the left side, caught, knocked loose by Bigbottom Higginbottom [deflected by Bigbottom Higginbottom] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 1:40 | 3rd & 9 | OWN 19.5 | Will Levis pass to Sako 90 30.06 up the left side, caught (9.5 yd gain) [tackle: Jaylan Ford MOM] | Replay |
| 1:11 | 1st & 10 | OWN 29 | Snapping Necks Cashing Checks rush up the middle (1.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Dead of Knight] | Replay |
| 0:46 | 2nd & 8.5 | OWN 30.5 | Will Levis screen pass to KoB's Red Grange to the right side, caught (3 yd gain) [tackle: Ethan Williams] | Replay |
| 0:07 | 3rd & 5.5 | OWN 33 | Ethan Lawrence bad pass to KoB's Red Grange up the right side [deflected by Howard Wolowitz] (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 0:02 | 4th & 5.5 | OWN 33 | Punt by Legendary Tombstone, 43 yd, fielded by Your Mom Banged My Dad [missed tackle: Buck Lead] (16 yd return) [diving tackle: Cover The Field] | Replay |