| 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | OT | Total | ||
| Your Mom Goes To College | 3 | 14 | 0 | 7 | 0 | 24 | Final |
| Mighty Morphin Power Bottoms | 0 | 7 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 10 |
Play by Play
| 2nd Quarter | ||||
| Mighty Morphin Power Bottoms 15:00 | ||||
| 15:00 | 2nd & 7 | OWN 27.5 | KoB's Red Grange rush [missed tackle: Shaun Rogers MOM] up the middle (2.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Dead of Knight] | Replay |
| 14:34 | 3rd & 4.5 | OWN 30 | Ethan Lawrence pass to Burn U Badd up the right side, caught (17.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Merle Jefferson] | Replay |
| 13:50 | 1st & 10 | OWN 48 | Will Levis bad pass to Brock Bowers over the middle (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 13:46 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 48 | Will Levis screen pass to KoB's Red Grange to the right side, caught (2 yd loss) [tackle: Ethan Williams] | Replay |
| 13:08 | 3rd & 12 | OWN 46 | Will Levis bad pass to Bernie Barndoor up the left side [deflected by Sam Squanch] (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 13:02 | 4th & 12 | OWN 46 | Punt by Legendary Tombstone, 39 yd, fielded by Your Mom Banged My Dad (4 yd return) [tackle: Rashad Wisdom] | Replay |
| Your Mom Goes To College 12:56 | ||||
| 12:56 | 1st & 10 | OWN 19 | Ethan Jones rush up the middle (5.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Myron Winston] | Replay |
| 12:17 | 2nd & 4.5 | OWN 24.5 | KoB's Tony Dorsett rush up the middle (4 yd gain) [tackle: Crazy LB] | Replay |
| 11:37 | 3rd & 0.5 | OWN 28.5 | Caladan Brood rush [missed diving tackle: Storm Duck] up the middle (0.5 yd gain) [tackle: Marist Liufau] | Replay |
| 10:59 | 1st & 10 | OWN 29 | Anomander Rake pitch to Marshal Faulk [missed diving tackle: KoB's Kevin King (Spin)] [TD] to the right (71 yd gain) | Replay |
| 10:46 | Extra point attempted by Sheldon Cooper, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Mighty Morphin Power Bottoms 10:46 | ||||
| 10:46 | Kickoff by Sheldon Cooper, 65 yd, fielded by KoB's Travis Williams[forced fumble: STOP Mom II], fumbled , recovered by Dan Reid (0 yd return) [tackle: Bryant Westbrook MOM] | Replay | ||
| 10:42 | 1st & 10 | OWN 22 | Quinshon Judkins rush up the middle (4.5 yd gain) [tackle: T'Vondre Sweat MOM] | Replay |
| 10:06 | 2nd & 5.5 | OWN 26.5 | Snapping Necks Cashing Checks rush up the middle (1.5 yd gain) [tackle: Shaun Rogers MOM] | Replay |
| 9:39 | 3rd & 4 | OWN 28 | Quinshon Judkins rush to the left (0.5 yd loss) [diving tackle: Shaun Rogers MOM] | Replay |
| 9:11 | 4th & 4.5 | OWN 27.5 | Punt by Legendary Tombstone, 46 yd, fielded by Your Mom Banged My Dad (10.5 yd return) [tackle: Marist Liufau] | Replay |
| Your Mom Goes To College 9:03 | ||||
| 9:03 | 1st & 10 | OWN 36.5 | KoB's Tony Dorsett rush [missed diving tackle: Larry Welch (Power Through)] up the middle (3 yd gain) [tackle: Byron Murphy] | Replay |
| 8:21 | 2nd & 7 | OWN 39.5 | KoB's Tony Dorsett rush up the middle (4.5 yd gain) [tackle: Hudson Hulkster] | Replay |
| 7:40 | 3rd & 2.5 | OWN 44 | Caladan Brood rush up the middle (1.5 yd gain) [tackle: KoB's Walter Bailey] | Replay |
| 7:03 | 4th & 0.5 | OWN 46 | KoB's Tony Dorsett rush up the middle (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: Not AtMe] | Replay |
| 6:25 | 1st & 10 | OWN 48.5 | Caladan Brood rush up the middle (no gain) [Big Hit tackle: Byron Murphy] | Replay |
| 5:43 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 48.5 | KoB's Tony Dorsett rush up the middle (1.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Pheldarius Payne] | Replay |
| 5:17 | 3rd & 8.5 | OPP 50 | KoB's Joe Namath pass to Ahoda Fun Club up the left side intercepted by Dwight McGlothern [TD] (58 yd return) | Replay |
| Mighty Morphin Power Bottoms 5:05 | ||||
| 5:05 | Extra point attempted by Ethan McManus, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Your Mom Goes To College 5:05 | ||||
| 5:05 | Kickoff by Ethan McManus, 68 yd, fielded by Your Mom Banged My Dad (26.5 yd return) [tackle: Marist Liufau] | Replay | ||
| 5:02 | 1st & 10 | OWN 28.5 | Anomander Rake pitch to KoB's Tony Dorsett [missed diving tackle: Jason My'damo] [TD] to the right (71.5 yd gain) | Replay |
| 4:47 | Extra point attempted by Sheldon Cooper, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Mighty Morphin Power Bottoms 4:47 | ||||
| 4:47 | Kickoff by Sheldon Cooper, 65 yd, fielded by KoB's Travis Williams (14 yd return) [tackle: STOP Mom] | Replay | ||
| 4:45 | 1st & 10 | OWN 19.5 | Snapping Necks Cashing Checks rush up the middle (3 yd gain) [tackle: Dead of Knight] | Replay |
| 4:15 | 2nd & 7 | OWN 22.5 | Quinshon Judkins rush up the middle (1.5 yd gain) [tackle: T'Vondre Sweat MOM] | Replay |
| 3:43 | 3rd & 5 | OWN 24.5 | Ethan Lawrence pass to Brock Bowers over the middle, caught (9.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Jaylan Ford MOM] | Replay |
| 3:16 | 1st & 10 | OWN 33.5 | Snapping Necks Cashing Checks rush up the middle (3 yd gain) [tackle: Deacon Jones] | Replay |
| 2:38 | 2nd & 7 | OWN 37 | Quinshon Judkins rush up the middle (3.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Dead of Knight] | Replay |
| 2:06 | 3rd & 3.5 | OWN 40 | Snapping Necks Cashing Checks rush [missed tackle: George Cooper Jr.] to the left (3 yd gain) [diving tackle: Ronnie Lott's Fingertip] | Replay |
| 2:00 | 4th & 0.5 | OWN 43 | Quinshon Judkins rush up the middle (1.5 yd gain) [Big Hit tackle: Shaun Rogers MOM] | Replay |
| 1:21 | 1st & 10 | OWN 44 | Will Levis bad pass to Bernie Barndoor up the left side [deflected by Sam Squanch] (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 1:16 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 44 | Ethan Lawrence pass to Burn U Badd up the right side, caught (12 yd gain) [diving tackle: Bigbottom Higginbottom] | Replay |
| 0:45 | 1st & 10 | OPP 43.5 | Offensive Timeout Called: Mighty Morphin Power Bottoms | Replay |
| 0:45 | 1st & 10 | OPP 43.5 | Will Levis sacked by Shaun Rogers MOM (4 yd loss) | Replay |
| 0:41 | 2nd & 14 | OPP 47.5 | Offensive Timeout Called: Mighty Morphin Power Bottoms | Replay |
| 0:41 | 2nd & 14 | OPP 47.5 | Ethan Lawrence pass to Brock Bowers over the middle, caught (9 yd gain) [diving tackle: KoB's Everson Walls] | Replay |
| 0:24 | 3rd & 5 | OPP 38.5 | Quinshon Judkins rush to the left (2.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Dead of Knight] | Replay |
| 0:01 | 4th & 3 | OPP 36.5 | Offensive Timeout Called: Mighty Morphin Power Bottoms | Replay |
| 0:01 | 4th & 3 | OPP 36.5 | 53.5 yd field goal attempted by Ethan McManus, missed | Replay |