| 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | OT | Total | ||
| Your Mom Goes To College | 3 | 14 | 0 | 7 | 0 | 24 | Final |
| Mighty Morphin Power Bottoms | 0 | 7 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 10 |
Play by Play
| 1st Quarter | ||||
| Your Mom Goes To College 15:00 | ||||
| 15:00 | Kickoff by Ethan McManus, 67 yd, fielded by Your Mom Banged My Dad [missed tackle: Giovanni Biggers] (33.5 yd return) [diving tackle: Byron Murphy] | Replay | ||
| 14:54 | 1st & 10 | OWN 37 | Caladan Brood pitch to Anomander Rake to the right (0.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Crazy LB] | Replay |
| 14:25 | 2nd & 9.5 | OWN 38 | Caladan Brood rush [missed diving tackle: KoB's Kevin King (Power Through)] to the left (13.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Swayze Bozeman] | Replay |
| 13:59 | 1st & 10 | OPP 48.5 | KoB's Tony Dorsett rush up the middle (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: Pheldarius Payne] | Replay |
| 13:31 | 2nd & 7.5 | OPP 46 | Caladan Brood rush up the middle (1.5 yd loss) [tackle: Pick Your Poison] | Replay |
| 13:01 | 3rd & 8.5 | OPP 47 | KoB's Joe Namath pass to Onos T'oolan up the left side, caught (31.5 yd gain) [tackle: KoB's Sidney Jones] | Replay |
| 12:26 | 1st & 10 | OPP 15.5 | Caladan Brood pitch to KoB's Tony Dorsett to the right (0.5 yd loss) [tackle: Pheldarius Payne] | Replay |
| 12:02 | 2nd & 10.5 | OPP 16 | Anomander Rake rush [missed diving tackle: Storm Duck (Spin)] to the left (4.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Pick Your Poison] | Replay |
| 11:26 | 3rd & 6 | OPP 11.5 | KoB's Joe Namath pass to Ahoda Fun Club over the middle [deflected by Storm Duck] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 11:21 | 4th & 6 | OPP 11.5 | 28.5 yd field goal attempted by Sheldon Cooper, made [FG] | Replay |
| Mighty Morphin Power Bottoms 11:17 | ||||
| 11:17 | Kickoff by Sheldon Cooper, 66 yd, fielded by KoB's Travis Williams (18.5 yd return) [tackle: STOP Mom Jr] | Replay | ||
| 11:14 | 1st & 10 | OWN 22.5 | Snapping Necks Cashing Checks rush [missed tackle: Shaun Rogers MOM (Power Through)] [missed tackle: George Cooper Jr. (Power Through)] up the middle (3.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Howard Wolowitz] | Replay |
| 10:35 | 2nd & 6.5 | OWN 26 | Snapping Necks Cashing Checks rush [missed diving tackle: Myles Garrett (Power Through)] to the left (3 yd gain) [diving tackle: Dead of Knight] | Replay |
| 9:54 | 3rd & 3.5 | OWN 29 | Quinshon Judkins rush up the middle (1 yd gain) [Big Hit diving tackle: T'Vondre Sweat MOM] | Replay |
| 9:24 | 4th & 2.5 | OWN 30 | Punt by Legendary Tombstone, 46 yd, fielded by Your Mom Banged My Dad (23 yd return) [diving tackle: Marist Liufau] | Replay |
| Your Mom Goes To College 9:14 | ||||
| 9:14 | 1st & 10 | OWN 46.5 | KoB's Tony Dorsett rush up the middle (3.5 yd gain) [tackle: Pick Your Poison] | Replay |
| 8:45 | 2nd & 6.5 | OPP 50 | Ethan Jones rush[forced fumble: Hudson Hulkster], fumbled , recovered by Fernando *Mom* Wolff (0 yd return) [diving tackle: Watching You] | Replay |
| 8:05 | 3rd & 4.5 | OPP 48 | Caladan Brood rush [missed tackle: Dwight McGlothern (Power Through)] to the left (16.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Marist Liufau] | Replay |
| 7:36 | 1st & 10 | OPP 31.5 | Anomander Rake rush to the left (1 yd gain) [tackle: Rashad Wisdom] | Replay |
| 7:02 | 2nd & 9 | OPP 30.5 | KoB's Tony Dorsett rush [missed tackle: Swayze Bozeman (Power Through)] [missed diving tackle: Giovanni Biggers (Power Through)] up the middle (3 yd gain) [tackle: Quinyon Mitchell] | Replay |
| 6:28 | 3rd & 6 | OPP 27.5 | Caladan Brood rush up the middle (2 yd loss) [tackle: Marist Liufau] | Replay |
| 5:51 | 4th & 8 | OPP 29.5 | KoB's Joe Namath bad pass to Marshal Faulk, hurried by Myron Winston, over the middle (incomplete - bad throw) (turnover on downs) | Replay |
| Mighty Morphin Power Bottoms 5:47 | ||||
| 5:47 | 1st & 10 | OWN 29.5 | Snapping Necks Cashing Checks rush up the middle (2 yd gain) [tackle: T'Vondre Sweat MOM] | Replay |
| 5:22 | 2nd & 8 | OWN 31.5 | Ethan Lawrence pass to Quan Cosby DAD up the right side, caught (10.5 yd gain) [tackle: lol OUSUX Lost to Kansas] | Replay |
| 4:51 | 1st & 10 | OWN 42 | Quinshon Judkins rush [missed tackle: Tate Vogel] up the middle (3.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Dead of Knight] | Replay |
| 4:12 | 2nd & 6.5 | OWN 45.5 | Will Levis pitch to Quinshon Judkins [missed tackle: Laser Strike] to the left (0.5 yd loss) [diving tackle: Ronnie Lott's Fingertip] | Replay |
| 3:44 | 3rd & 7 | OWN 45 | Will Levis pass to Brock Bowers over the middle intercepted by KoB's Everson Walls (4 yd return) [tackle: Corbin Ridley] | Replay |
| Your Mom Goes To College 3:39 | ||||
| 3:39 | 1st & 10 | OPP 48 | KoB's Tony Dorsett rush up the middle (2 yd gain) [tackle: Byron Murphy] | Replay |
| 3:15 | 2nd & 8 | OPP 46 | Caladan Brood rush up the middle (2 yd gain) [diving tackle: Watching You] | Replay |
| 2:40 | 3rd & 6 | OPP 44 | Anomander Rake pitch to Marshal Faulk to the right (2 yd gain) [tackle: Rashad Wisdom] | Replay |
| 2:06 | 4th & 4 | OPP 42 | Punt by Raj Koothrappali, 34 yd, fielded by KoB's Travis Williams (4.5 yd return) [tackle: STOP Mom] | Replay |
| Mighty Morphin Power Bottoms 2:00 | ||||
| 2:00 | 1st & 10 | OWN 12.5 | Snapping Necks Cashing Checks rush [missed tackle: T'Vondre Sweat MOM] up the middle (4 yd gain) [tackle: Dead of Knight] | Replay |
| 1:20 | 2nd & 6 | OWN 16.5 | KoB's Red Grange rush up the middle (2.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Shaun Rogers MOM] | Replay |
| 0:53 | 3rd & 3.5 | OWN 19 | Quinshon Judkins rush up the middle (5.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: T'Vondre Sweat MOM] | Replay |
| 0:18 | 1st & 10 | OWN 24.5 | Snapping Necks Cashing Checks rush up the middle (3 yd gain) [Big Hit tackle: T'Vondre Sweat MOM] | Replay |
| 2nd Quarter | ||||
| 15:00 | 2nd & 7 | OWN 27.5 | KoB's Red Grange rush [missed tackle: Shaun Rogers MOM] up the middle (2.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Dead of Knight] | Replay |
| 14:34 | 3rd & 4.5 | OWN 30 | Ethan Lawrence pass to Burn U Badd up the right side, caught (17.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Merle Jefferson] | Replay |
| 13:50 | 1st & 10 | OWN 48 | Will Levis bad pass to Brock Bowers over the middle (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 13:46 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 48 | Will Levis screen pass to KoB's Red Grange to the right side, caught (2 yd loss) [tackle: Ethan Williams] | Replay |
| 13:08 | 3rd & 12 | OWN 46 | Will Levis bad pass to Bernie Barndoor up the left side [deflected by Sam Squanch] (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 13:02 | 4th & 12 | OWN 46 | Punt by Legendary Tombstone, 39 yd, fielded by Your Mom Banged My Dad (4 yd return) [tackle: Rashad Wisdom] | Replay |
| Your Mom Goes To College 12:56 | ||||
| 12:56 | 1st & 10 | OWN 19 | Ethan Jones rush up the middle (5.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Myron Winston] | Replay |
| 12:17 | 2nd & 4.5 | OWN 24.5 | KoB's Tony Dorsett rush up the middle (4 yd gain) [tackle: Crazy LB] | Replay |
| 11:37 | 3rd & 0.5 | OWN 28.5 | Caladan Brood rush [missed diving tackle: Storm Duck] up the middle (0.5 yd gain) [tackle: Marist Liufau] | Replay |
| 10:59 | 1st & 10 | OWN 29 | Anomander Rake pitch to Marshal Faulk [missed diving tackle: KoB's Kevin King (Spin)] [TD] to the right (71 yd gain) | Replay |
| 10:46 | Extra point attempted by Sheldon Cooper, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Mighty Morphin Power Bottoms 10:46 | ||||
| 10:46 | Kickoff by Sheldon Cooper, 65 yd, fielded by KoB's Travis Williams[forced fumble: STOP Mom II], fumbled , recovered by Dan Reid (0 yd return) [tackle: Bryant Westbrook MOM] | Replay | ||
| 10:42 | 1st & 10 | OWN 22 | Quinshon Judkins rush up the middle (4.5 yd gain) [tackle: T'Vondre Sweat MOM] | Replay |
| 10:06 | 2nd & 5.5 | OWN 26.5 | Snapping Necks Cashing Checks rush up the middle (1.5 yd gain) [tackle: Shaun Rogers MOM] | Replay |
| 9:39 | 3rd & 4 | OWN 28 | Quinshon Judkins rush to the left (0.5 yd loss) [diving tackle: Shaun Rogers MOM] | Replay |
| 9:11 | 4th & 4.5 | OWN 27.5 | Punt by Legendary Tombstone, 46 yd, fielded by Your Mom Banged My Dad (10.5 yd return) [tackle: Marist Liufau] | Replay |
| Your Mom Goes To College 9:03 | ||||
| 9:03 | 1st & 10 | OWN 36.5 | KoB's Tony Dorsett rush [missed diving tackle: Larry Welch (Power Through)] up the middle (3 yd gain) [tackle: Byron Murphy] | Replay |
| 8:21 | 2nd & 7 | OWN 39.5 | KoB's Tony Dorsett rush up the middle (4.5 yd gain) [tackle: Hudson Hulkster] | Replay |
| 7:40 | 3rd & 2.5 | OWN 44 | Caladan Brood rush up the middle (1.5 yd gain) [tackle: KoB's Walter Bailey] | Replay |
| 7:03 | 4th & 0.5 | OWN 46 | KoB's Tony Dorsett rush up the middle (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: Not AtMe] | Replay |
| 6:25 | 1st & 10 | OWN 48.5 | Caladan Brood rush up the middle (no gain) [Big Hit tackle: Byron Murphy] | Replay |
| 5:43 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 48.5 | KoB's Tony Dorsett rush up the middle (1.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Pheldarius Payne] | Replay |
| 5:17 | 3rd & 8.5 | OPP 50 | KoB's Joe Namath pass to Ahoda Fun Club up the left side intercepted by Dwight McGlothern [TD] (58 yd return) | Replay |
| Mighty Morphin Power Bottoms 5:05 | ||||
| 5:05 | Extra point attempted by Ethan McManus, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Your Mom Goes To College 5:05 | ||||
| 5:05 | Kickoff by Ethan McManus, 68 yd, fielded by Your Mom Banged My Dad (26.5 yd return) [tackle: Marist Liufau] | Replay | ||
| 5:02 | 1st & 10 | OWN 28.5 | Anomander Rake pitch to KoB's Tony Dorsett [missed diving tackle: Jason My'damo] [TD] to the right (71.5 yd gain) | Replay |
| 4:47 | Extra point attempted by Sheldon Cooper, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Mighty Morphin Power Bottoms 4:47 | ||||
| 4:47 | Kickoff by Sheldon Cooper, 65 yd, fielded by KoB's Travis Williams (14 yd return) [tackle: STOP Mom] | Replay | ||
| 4:45 | 1st & 10 | OWN 19.5 | Snapping Necks Cashing Checks rush up the middle (3 yd gain) [tackle: Dead of Knight] | Replay |
| 4:15 | 2nd & 7 | OWN 22.5 | Quinshon Judkins rush up the middle (1.5 yd gain) [tackle: T'Vondre Sweat MOM] | Replay |
| 3:43 | 3rd & 5 | OWN 24.5 | Ethan Lawrence pass to Brock Bowers over the middle, caught (9.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Jaylan Ford MOM] | Replay |
| 3:16 | 1st & 10 | OWN 33.5 | Snapping Necks Cashing Checks rush up the middle (3 yd gain) [tackle: Deacon Jones] | Replay |
| 2:38 | 2nd & 7 | OWN 37 | Quinshon Judkins rush up the middle (3.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Dead of Knight] | Replay |
| 2:06 | 3rd & 3.5 | OWN 40 | Snapping Necks Cashing Checks rush [missed tackle: George Cooper Jr.] to the left (3 yd gain) [diving tackle: Ronnie Lott's Fingertip] | Replay |
| 2:00 | 4th & 0.5 | OWN 43 | Quinshon Judkins rush up the middle (1.5 yd gain) [Big Hit tackle: Shaun Rogers MOM] | Replay |
| 1:21 | 1st & 10 | OWN 44 | Will Levis bad pass to Bernie Barndoor up the left side [deflected by Sam Squanch] (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 1:16 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 44 | Ethan Lawrence pass to Burn U Badd up the right side, caught (12 yd gain) [diving tackle: Bigbottom Higginbottom] | Replay |
| 0:45 | 1st & 10 | OPP 43.5 | Offensive Timeout Called: Mighty Morphin Power Bottoms | Replay |
| 0:45 | 1st & 10 | OPP 43.5 | Will Levis sacked by Shaun Rogers MOM (4 yd loss) | Replay |
| 0:41 | 2nd & 14 | OPP 47.5 | Offensive Timeout Called: Mighty Morphin Power Bottoms | Replay |
| 0:41 | 2nd & 14 | OPP 47.5 | Ethan Lawrence pass to Brock Bowers over the middle, caught (9 yd gain) [diving tackle: KoB's Everson Walls] | Replay |
| 0:24 | 3rd & 5 | OPP 38.5 | Quinshon Judkins rush to the left (2.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Dead of Knight] | Replay |
| 0:01 | 4th & 3 | OPP 36.5 | Offensive Timeout Called: Mighty Morphin Power Bottoms | Replay |
| 0:01 | 4th & 3 | OPP 36.5 | 53.5 yd field goal attempted by Ethan McManus, missed | Replay |
| 3rd Quarter | ||||
| 15:00 | Kickoff by Sheldon Cooper, 64 yd, fielded by KoB's Travis Williams (17 yd return) [diving tackle: STOP Mom II] | Replay | ||
| 14:58 | 1st & 10 | OWN 22.5 | Snapping Necks Cashing Checks rush [missed diving tackle: Shaun Rogers MOM] up the middle (1.5 yd gain) [tackle: T'Vondre Sweat MOM] | Replay |
| 14:27 | 2nd & 8.5 | OWN 24 | Will Levis pass to Burn U Badd up the right side [deflected by Leonard Hofstadter] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 14:21 | 3rd & 8.5 | OWN 24 | Ethan Lawrence pass to Brock Bowers over the middle, caught (9 yd gain) [tackle: Ethan Williams] | Replay |
| 13:48 | 1st & 10 | OWN 33 | Will Levis pitch to Quinshon Judkins [missed diving tackle: Tate Vogel (Power Through)] to the left (39.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Leonard Hofstadter] | Replay |
| 13:12 | 1st & 10 | OPP 27.5 | Ethan Lawrence pitch to Snapping Necks Cashing Checks [missed diving tackle: Tate Vogel] to the left (8.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Ahoda's Mom Has Got It Goin On] | Replay |
| 12:35 | 2nd & 1.5 | OPP 19 | Quinshon Judkins rush up the middle (1 yd gain) [diving tackle: Ethan Burke] | Replay |
| 11:59 | 3rd & 1 | OPP 18 | Snapping Necks Cashing Checks rush up the middle (3.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: T'Vondre Sweat MOM] | Replay |
| 11:36 | 1st & 10 | OPP 15 | Snapping Necks Cashing Checks rush up the middle (4.5 yd gain) [tackle: George Cooper Jr.] | Replay |
| 11:11 | 2nd & 5.5 | OPP 10 | Quinshon Judkins rush up the middle (1.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Jaylan Ford MOM] | Replay |
| 10:34 | 3rd & 4 | OPP 8.5 | Snapping Necks Cashing Checks rush to the right (no gain) [diving tackle: Ethan Burke] | Replay |
| 9:59 | 4th & 3.5 | OPP 8.5 | 25.5 yd field goal attempted by Ethan McManus, made [FG] | Replay |
| Your Mom Goes To College 9:55 | ||||
| 9:55 | Kickoff by Ethan McManus, 71 yd, fielded by Your Mom Banged My Dad, 0 yds (touchback) | Replay | ||
| 9:55 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | Caladan Brood pitch to Marshal Faulk to the right (2 yd gain) [diving tackle: Fat POS] | Replay |
| 9:13 | 2nd & 8 | OWN 22 | Caladan Brood rush [missed tackle: Giovanni Biggers (Power Through)] to the left (1 yd gain) [diving tackle: Swayze Bozeman] | Replay |
| 8:46 | 3rd & 7 | OWN 23 | Caladan Brood rush up the middle (1.5 yd gain) [tackle: Pheldarius Payne] | Replay |
| 8:22 | 4th & 5.5 | OWN 24.5 | Punt by Raj Koothrappali, 44 yd, fielded by KoB's Travis Williams (7.5 yd return) [diving tackle: Ethan Williams] | Replay |
| Mighty Morphin Power Bottoms 8:15 | ||||
| 8:15 | 1st & 10 | OWN 38.5 | Snapping Necks Cashing Checks rush [missed tackle: Howard Wolowitz] up the middle (4.5 yd gain) [Big Hit diving tackle: T'Vondre Sweat MOM] | Replay |
| 7:43 | 2nd & 5.5 | OWN 43 | Quinshon Judkins rush to the left (2 yd gain) [tackle: Jaylan Ford MOM] | Replay |
| 7:17 | 3rd & 3 | OWN 45.5 | Snapping Necks Cashing Checks rush to the right (3.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Ethan Burke] | Replay |
| 6:45 | 1st & 10 | OWN 48.5 | Quinshon Judkins rush up the middle (3 yd gain) [diving tackle: Deacon Jones] | Replay |
| 6:19 | 2nd & 7 | OPP 48.5 | Snapping Necks Cashing Checks rush [missed diving tackle: KoB's Everson Walls (Power Through)] [missed diving tackle: Leonard Hofstadter (Power Through)] up the middle (8 yd gain) [tackle: Ronnie Lott's Fingertip] | Replay |
| 5:43 | 1st & 10 | OPP 40.5 | Quinshon Judkins rush up the middle (6.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Bigbottom Higginbottom] | Replay |
| 5:09 | 2nd & 3.5 | OPP 34 | Will Levis screen pass to KoB's Red Grange to the right side, caught (0.5 yd gain) [tackle: KoB's Everson Walls] | Replay |
| 4:44 | 3rd & 3 | OPP 33.5 | Quinshon Judkins rush up the middle (1.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: T'Vondre Sweat MOM] | Replay |
| 4:12 | 4th & 1 | OPP 32 | Snapping Necks Cashing Checks rush up the middle (1 yd gain) (turnover on downs) [Big Hit diving tackle: T'Vondre Sweat MOM] | Replay |
| Your Mom Goes To College 4:09 | ||||
| 4:09 | 1st & 10 | OWN 31 | Caladan Brood rush up the middle (1 yd gain) [Big Hit tackle: Pheldarius Payne] | Replay |
| 3:35 | 2nd & 9 | OWN 32 | KoB's Tony Dorsett rush up the middle (3.5 yd gain) [tackle: Pick Your Poison] | Replay |
| 2:57 | 3rd & 5.5 | OWN 35.5 | Anomander Rake pitch to Marshal Faulk to the right (1.5 yd loss) [tackle: Jason My'damo] | Replay |
| 2:18 | 4th & 7 | OWN 33.5 | Punt by Raj Koothrappali, 61 yd, fielded by KoB's Travis Williams (13.5 yd return) [tackle: STOP Mom II] | Replay |
| Mighty Morphin Power Bottoms 2:10 | ||||
| 2:10 | 1st & 10 | OWN 18.5 | Quinshon Judkins rush up the middle (1 yd gain) [diving tackle: Jaylan Ford MOM] | Replay |
| 1:44 | 2nd & 9 | OWN 19.5 | Ethan Lawrence pass to Burn U Badd up the left side, caught, knocked loose by Bigbottom Higginbottom [deflected by Bigbottom Higginbottom] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 1:40 | 3rd & 9 | OWN 19.5 | Will Levis pass to Sako 90 30.06 up the left side, caught (9.5 yd gain) [tackle: Jaylan Ford MOM] | Replay |
| 1:11 | 1st & 10 | OWN 29 | Snapping Necks Cashing Checks rush up the middle (1.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Dead of Knight] | Replay |
| 0:46 | 2nd & 8.5 | OWN 30.5 | Will Levis screen pass to KoB's Red Grange to the right side, caught (3 yd gain) [tackle: Ethan Williams] | Replay |
| 0:07 | 3rd & 5.5 | OWN 33 | Ethan Lawrence bad pass to KoB's Red Grange up the right side [deflected by Howard Wolowitz] (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 0:02 | 4th & 5.5 | OWN 33 | Punt by Legendary Tombstone, 43 yd, fielded by Your Mom Banged My Dad [missed tackle: Buck Lead] (16 yd return) [diving tackle: Cover The Field] | Replay |
| 4th Quarter | ||||
| Your Mom Goes To College 15:00 | ||||
| 15:00 | 1st & 10 | OWN 39.5 | Caladan Brood rush up the middle (1 yd gain) [tackle: Hudson Hulkster] | Replay |
| 14:20 | 2nd & 9 | OWN 41 | KoB's Tony Dorsett rush up the middle (2 yd gain) [diving tackle: Larry Welch] | Replay |
| 13:44 | 3rd & 7 | OWN 43 | Caladan Brood rush to the left (3.5 yd gain) [tackle: Quinyon Mitchell] | Replay |
| 13:06 | 4th & 3 | OWN 46.5 | Punt by Raj Koothrappali, 54.5 yds (touchback) | Replay |
| Mighty Morphin Power Bottoms 13:01 | ||||
| 13:01 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | Quinshon Judkins rush up the middle (3 yd gain) [Big Hit diving tackle: Dead of Knight] | Replay |
| 12:30 | 2nd & 7 | OWN 23 | Snapping Necks Cashing Checks rush to the left (0.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: T'Vondre Sweat MOM] | Replay |
| 11:53 | 3rd & 6.5 | OWN 23.5 | Ethan Lawrence pass to Sako 90 30.06 over the middle, caught (7.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Sam Squanch] | Replay |
| 11:15 | 1st & 10 | OWN 31.5 | Quinshon Judkins rush [missed diving tackle: T'Vondre Sweat MOM] up the middle (1 yd gain) [diving tackle: Myles Garrett] | Replay |
| 10:35 | 2nd & 9 | OWN 32 | Will Levis pass to Quan Cosby DAD up the left side, caught (17 yd gain) [tackle: Ronnie Lott's Fingertip] | Replay |
| 10:06 | 1st & 10 | OWN 49 | Snapping Necks Cashing Checks rush to the left (2.5 yd gain) [Monster Hit diving tackle: Ethan Posluszny] | Replay |
| 9:32 | 2nd & 7.5 | OPP 48 | Quinshon Judkins rush up the middle (0.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Dead of Knight] | Replay |
| 8:57 | 3rd & 6.5 | OPP 47.5 | Ethan Lawrence pass to Burn U Badd up the right side, caught, knocked loose by Bigbottom Higginbottom [deflected by Bigbottom Higginbottom] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 8:51 | 4th & 6.5 | OPP 47.5 | Punt by Legendary Tombstone, 41 yd, fielded by Your Mom Banged My Dad [missed tackle: Rashad Wisdom] (10 yd return) [tackle: Akeem Dent] | Replay |
| Your Mom Goes To College 8:43 | ||||
| 8:43 | 1st & 10 | OWN 16.5 | Ethan Jones rush up the middle (3.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Fat POS] | Replay |
| 8:11 | 2nd & 6.5 | OWN 20 | KoB's Tony Dorsett rush up the middle (2.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Byron Murphy] | Replay |
| 7:30 | 3rd & 4 | OWN 22.5 | Ethan Jones rush up the middle (2 yd gain) [tackle: Hudson Hulkster] | Replay |
| 6:48 | 4th & 2 | OWN 24.5 | Punt by Raj Koothrappali, 42 yd, fielded by KoB's Travis Williams (fair catch) | Replay |
| Mighty Morphin Power Bottoms 6:41 | ||||
| 6:41 | 1st & 10 | OWN 33 | Will Levis sacked by Myles Garrett (4.5 yd loss) | Replay |
| 6:12 | 2nd & 14.5 | OWN 28.5 | Snapping Necks Cashing Checks rush to the right (0.5 yd gain) [tackle: Shaun Rogers MOM] | Replay |
| 5:49 | 3rd & 14 | OWN 29 | Quinshon Judkins rush [missed diving tackle: Myles Garrett] to the left (3.5 yd gain) [tackle: Ethan Jack] | Replay |
| 5:12 | 4th & 10 | OWN 33 | Punt by Legendary Tombstone, 48 yd, fielded by Your Mom Banged My Dad (28.5 yd return) [diving tackle: Byron Murphy] | Replay |
| Your Mom Goes To College 5:02 | ||||
| 5:02 | 1st & 10 | OWN 48 | Anomander Rake rush to the left (4 yd gain) [diving tackle: Pick Your Poison] | Replay |
| 4:13 | 2nd & 6 | OPP 48 | KoB's Tony Dorsett rush [missed diving tackle: Myron Winston] [missed diving tackle: Rashad Wisdom] up the middle (6.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Not AtMe] | Replay |
| 3:23 | 1st & 10 | OPP 41.5 | Caladan Brood rush up the middle (2 yd gain) [Big Hit tackle: Crazy LB] | Replay |
| 2:34 | 2nd & 8 | OPP 39.5 | Anomander Rake pitch to Marshal Faulk to the right (1 yd loss) [diving tackle: Marist Liufau] | Replay |
| 2:00 | 3rd & 9 | OPP 40.5 | KoB's Tony Dorsett rush [missed tackle: Dwight McGlothern] [missed tackle: Crazy LB] up the middle (4 yd gain) [tackle: Marist Liufau] | Replay |
| 1:56 | 4th & 5 | OPP 36.5 | Defensive Timeout Called: Mighty Morphin Power Bottoms | Replay |
| 1:56 | 4th & 5 | OPP 36.5 | Punt by Raj Koothrappali, 31 yd (out of bounds) | Replay |
| Mighty Morphin Power Bottoms 1:52 | ||||
| 1:52 | 1st & 10 | OWN 5 | Ethan Lawrence pass to Salsa Menor up the left side [deflected by Ahoda's Mom Has Got It Goin On] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 1:47 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 5 | Will Levis bad pass to Quan Cosby DAD up the left side (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 1:43 | 3rd & 10 | OWN 5 | Ethan Lawrence pass to Ryan Wingo up the right side [deflected by Sterling Williams] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 1:37 | 4th & 10 | OWN 5 | Will Levis pass to Salsa Menor up the right side [deflected by Laser Strike] (incomplete) (turnover on downs) | Replay |
| Your Mom Goes To College 1:32 | ||||
| 1:32 | 1st & G | OPP 5 | Anomander Rake rush to the left (1.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Akeem Dent] | Replay |
| 1:29 | 2nd & G | OPP 4 | Defensive Timeout Called: Mighty Morphin Power Bottoms | Replay |
| 1:29 | 2nd & G | OPP 4 | Anomander Rake rush to the right (3 yd gain) [diving tackle: Not AtMe] | Replay |
| 1:25 | 3rd & G | OPP 1 | Defensive Timeout Called: Mighty Morphin Power Bottoms | Replay |
| 1:25 | 3rd & G | OPP 1 | KoB's Tony Dorsett rush [TD] up the middle (1 yd gain) | Replay |
| 1:22 | Extra point attempted by Sheldon Cooper, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Mighty Morphin Power Bottoms 1:22 | ||||
| 1:22 | Kickoff by Sheldon Cooper, 61 yd, fielded by KoB's Travis Williams (12.5 yd return) [tackle: STOP Mom Jr] | Replay | ||
| 1:20 | 1st & 10 | OWN 21.5 | Will Levis sacked by Myles Garrett (3.5 yd loss) | Replay |
| 1:05 | 2nd & 13.5 | OWN 17.5 | Ethan Lawrence pass to Salsa Menor over the middle [deflected by Leonard Hofstadter] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 1:00 | 3rd & 13.5 | OWN 17.5 | Will Levis sacked by Laser Strike (5.5 yd loss) | Replay |
| 0:40 | 4th & 19 | OWN 12 | Punt by Legendary Tombstone, 44 yd, fielded by Your Mom Banged My Dad (fair catch) | Replay |
| Your Mom Goes To College 0:33 | ||||
| 0:33 | 1st & 10 | OWN 43.5 | KoB's Joe Namath rush up the middle (1 yd loss) | Replay |