Play by Play
| 4th Quarter | ||||
| Hartford Bouncing Pickles 15:00 | ||||
| 15:00 | 3rd & inches | OPP 45 | The Big Dill rush up the middle (2.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Urlacher the Martian] | Replay |
| 14:28 | 1st & 10 | OPP 42.5 | The Big Dill pitch to The Kosher Kowalski [missed diving tackle: Nighttrain the Martian] [missed diving tackle: Champ the Martian] [missed diving tackle: Ray the Martian] to the right (31.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Steve the Martian] | Replay |
| 13:41 | 1st & 10 | OPP 11 | The Kosher Kowalski rush [missed diving tackle: Atwater the Martian] [missed tackle: Deacon the Martian] [missed tackle: Champ the Martian] [TD] to the right (11 yd gain) | Replay |
| 13:30 | Extra point attempted by Cornichon Ronaldo, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Martian Invasion 13:30 | ||||
| 13:30 | Kickoff by Cornichon Ronaldo, 62 yd, fielded by Mitchell the Martian (20.5 yd return) [tackle: Mel Kool- Aid] | Replay | ||
| 13:24 | 1st & 10 | OWN 28.5 | Marino the Martian pass to Larry the Martian up the left side, caught (1 yd gain) [tackle: Junior Gherkin] | Replay |
| 12:50 | 2nd & 9 | OWN 30 | Marino the Martian pass to Marshall the Martian over the middle, caught (3.5 yd gain) [tackle: Deon Kool- Aid] | Replay |
| 12:06 | 3rd & 5 | OWN 33.5 | Marino the Martian pass to Marvin the Martian up the right side, caught (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: Darrelle Kool- Aid] | Replay |
| 11:29 | 4th & 2.5 | OWN 36 | Okoye Simpson rush up the middle (1 yd gain) (turnover on downs) [tackle: Mike Gherkin] | Replay |
| Hartford Bouncing Pickles 11:24 | ||||
| 11:24 | 1st & 10 | OPP 37 | The Kosher Kowalski rush [missed tackle: Urlacher the Martian] to the right (4.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Singletary the Martian] | Replay |
| 10:45 | 2nd & 5.5 | OPP 32.5 | The Big Dill rush to the right (1 yd loss) [diving tackle: Lewis the Martian] | Replay |
| 10:08 | 3rd & 6.5 | OPP 33.5 | The Kosher Kowalski rush to the right (2 yd loss) [tackle: Steve the Martian] | Replay |
| 9:44 | 4th & 8 | OPP 35.5 | Punt by Cornichon Ronaldo, 14 yd, fielded by Mitchell the Martian (7.5 yd return) [diving tackle: Half Sour Langer] | Replay |
| Martian Invasion 9:36 | ||||
| 9:36 | 1st & 10 | OWN 29.5 | Marino the Martian pass to Larry the Martian over the middle, jumping catch attempt, caught (2 yd gain) [tackle: Derrick Gherkin] | Replay |
| 8:58 | 2nd & 8 | OWN 31.5 | Marino the Martian pass to Marshall the Martian over the middle, jumping catch attempt (dropped - incomplete) | Replay |
| 8:54 | 3rd & 8 | OWN 31.5 | Marino the Martian pass to Marshall the Martian over the middle (dropped - incomplete) | Replay |
| 8:49 | 4th & 8 | OWN 31.5 | Marino the Martian pass to Larry the Martian up the left side, caught (10.5 yd gain) [tackle: Deion Kool-Aid] | Replay |
| 8:06 | 1st & 10 | OWN 42 | Marino the Martian pass to Marshall the Martian over the middle, caught (1 yd loss) [diving tackle: Half Sour Langer] | Replay |
| 7:28 | 2nd & 11 | OWN 41 | Vick the Martian rush to the left (3 yd gain) [tackle: Mel Kool-Aid] | Replay |
| 6:48 | 3rd & 8 | OWN 43.5 | Vick the Martian rush to the right (1.5 yd loss) [tackle: A Peck of Tatum] | Replay |
| 6:05 | 4th & 9.5 | OWN 42 | Vick the Martian rush to the right (1 yd loss) (turnover on downs) [tackle: A Peck Of Tatum] | Replay |
| Hartford Bouncing Pickles 5:58 | ||||
| 5:58 | 1st & 10 | OPP 41 | The Big Dill screen pass to The Kosher Kowalski to the right side, caught [missed diving tackle: Urlacher the Martian] (1.5 yd loss) [tackle: Singletary the Martian] | Replay |
| 5:05 | 2nd & 11.5 | OPP 42.5 | The Big Dill pass to Hot and Spicy Wayne up the right side, caught (11.5 yd gain) [tackle: Woodson the Martian] | Replay |
| 4:14 | 3rd & inches | OPP 31.5 | The Kosher Kowalski rush up the middle (4 yd gain) [tackle: Reggie the Martian] | Replay |
| 3:23 | 1st & 10 | OPP 27.5 | The Kosher Kowalski rush to the right (23 yd gain) [diving tackle: Atwater the Martian] | Replay |
| 2:24 | 1st & G | OPP 4.5 | The Big Dill pitch to The Kosher Kowalski [TD] to the left (4.5 yd gain) | Replay |
| 2:15 | Extra point attempted by Cornichon Ronaldo, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Martian Invasion 2:15 | ||||
| 2:15 | Kickoff by Cornichon Ronaldo, 50 yd, fielded by Mitchell the Martian (23.5 yd return) [tackle: Junior Gherkin] | Replay | ||
| 2:09 | 1st & 10 | OWN 43 | Vick the Martian rush to the left (1 yd gain) [tackle: Mel Kool-Aid] | Replay |
| 2:00 | 2nd & 9 | OWN 44 | Okoye Simpson rush to the left (0.5 yd gain) [tackle: Full Sour Rhien] | Replay |
| 1:42 | 3rd & 8.5 | OWN 44 | Marino the Martian pass to Larry the Martian over the middle, caught (13 yd gain) [diving tackle: Darrelle Kool- Aid] | Replay |
| 1:20 | 1st & 10 | OPP 43 | Vick the Martian rush to the right (1.5 yd gain) [tackle: Ray Gherkin] | Replay |
| 1:00 | 2nd & 8.5 | OPP 41.5 | Marino the Martian pass to Antonio the Martian over the middle, caught (18 yd gain) [diving tackle: Junior Gherkin] | Replay |
| 0:41 | 1st & 10 | OPP 23.5 | Vick the Martian rush [TD] to the left (23.5 yd gain) | Replay |
| 0:28 | Extra point attempted by Murray the Martian, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Hartford Bouncing Pickles 0:28 | ||||
| 0:28 | Kickoff by Murray the Martian, 47 yd, fielded by Tommy Pickels III Returns (16.5 yd return) [diving tackle: Singletary the Martian] | Replay | ||
| 0:24 | 1st & 10 | OWN 39.5 | The Big Dill pass to Hot and Spicey Ward up the left side (dropped - incomplete) | Replay |
| 0:20 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 39.5 | The Big Dill pitch to The Kosher Kowalski [missed tackle: Lott the Martian] to the left (9.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Butkus the Martian] | Replay |
| 0:10 | 3rd & 0.5 | OWN 49 | Defensive Timeout Called: Martian Invasion | Replay |
| 0:10 | 3rd & 0.5 | OWN 49 | The Big Dill rush [missed tackle: Champ the Martian] [missed diving tackle: Lewis the Martian] up the middle (5.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Mel the Martian] | Replay |
| 0:03 | 1st & 10 | OPP 45 | Defensive Timeout Called: Martian Invasion | Replay |
| 0:03 | 1st & 10 | OPP 45 | The Big Dill rush up the middle (1 yd loss) | Replay |