Play by Play
| 1st Quarter | ||||
| Hartford Bouncing Pickles 15:00 | ||||
| 15:00 | Kickoff by Murray the Martian, 50 yd, fielded by Tommy Pickels III Returns (18 yd return) [diving tackle: Ronnie the Martian] | Replay | ||
| 14:55 | 1st & 10 | OWN 38.5 | The Big Dill pitch to Omar "Sweetness" Fanning to the left (0.5 yd gain) [tackle: Ronnie the Martian] | Replay |
| 14:19 | 2nd & 9.5 | OWN 38.5 | The Big Dill pass to Hot and Spicy Wayne up the right side, caught (4 yd gain) [tackle: Nighttrain the Martian] | Replay |
| 13:48 | 3rd & 5.5 | OWN 43 | The Big Dill rush [missed tackle: Lane the Martain] to the left (11.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Ronnie the Martian] | Replay |
| 13:03 | 1st & 10 | OPP 45.5 | The Big Dill rush to the left (4 yd loss) [tackle: Lott the Martian] | Replay |
| 12:23 | 2nd & 14 | OPP 49 | The Big Dill pass to Hot and Spicy Wayne up the right side, caught (6.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Champ the Martian] | Replay |
| 11:44 | 3rd & 7 | OPP 42.5 | The Kosher Kowalski rush to the left (2 yd loss) [tackle: Lott the Martian] | Replay |
| 11:02 | 4th & 9.5 | OPP 44.5 | Punt by Cornichon Ronaldo, 13 yd, fielded by Mitchell the Martian (fair catch) | Replay |
| Martian Invasion 10:57 | ||||
| 10:57 | 1st & 10 | OWN 32 | Vick the Martian rush to the left (2 yd gain) [tackle: Deon Kool- Aid] | Replay |
| 10:24 | 2nd & 8 | OWN 33.5 | Okoye Simpson rush to the left (4.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Full Sour Rhien] | Replay |
| 9:46 | 3rd & 3.5 | OWN 38.5 | Marino the Martian pitch to Barry the Martian to the right (no gain) [diving tackle: A Peck Of Tatum] | Replay |
| 9:12 | 4th & 3.5 | OWN 38.5 | Vick the Martian rush [missed tackle: A Peck of Rod] to the left (1.5 yd gain) (turnover on downs) [tackle: Mel Kool- Aid] | Replay |
| Hartford Bouncing Pickles 9:05 | ||||
| 9:05 | 1st & 10 | OPP 40 | The Big Dill screen pass to The Kosher Kowalski to the left side, caught (4.5 yd loss) [tackle: Ray the Martian] | Replay |
| 8:37 | 2nd & 14.5 | OPP 44.5 | The Big Dill pass to Hot and Spicy Wayne up the right side [deflected by Atwater the Martian] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 8:30 | 3rd & 14.5 | OPP 44.5 | The Big Dill pass to Hot and Spicy Wayne, hurried by Cortez the Martian, up the right side [deflected by Woodson the Martian] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 8:22 | 4th & 14.5 | OPP 44.5 | Punt by Cornichon Ronaldo, 17 yd, fielded by Mitchell the Martian (4.5 yd return) [diving tackle: Full Sour Zaander] | Replay |
| Martian Invasion 8:15 | ||||
| 8:15 | 1st & 10 | OWN 32 | Marino the Martian pass to Antonio the Martian over the middle, caught (14 yd gain) [tackle: Sam Gherkin] | Replay |
| 7:35 | 1st & 10 | OWN 46 | Marino the Martian pass to Marshall the Martian over the middle, jumping catch attempt, caught (0.5 yd gain) [tackle: Deion Kool-Aid] | Replay |
| 7:05 | 2nd & 9.5 | OWN 46.5 | Vick the Martian rush to the left (3 yd gain) [tackle: Mel Kool- Aid] | Replay |
| 6:34 | 3rd & 6.5 | OWN 49.5 | Marino the Martian pass to Hands the Martian up the right side, caught (7.5 yd gain) [tackle: Darrelle Kool-Aid] | Replay |
| 5:57 | 1st & 10 | OPP 43 | Vick the Martian rush [TD] to the left (43 yd gain) | Replay |
| 5:43 | Extra point attempted by Murray the Martian, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Hartford Bouncing Pickles 5:43 | ||||
| 5:43 | Kickoff by Murray the Martian, 50 yd, fielded by Tommy Pickels III Returns (20.5 yd return) [tackle: Butkus the Martian] | Replay | ||
| 5:38 | 1st & 10 | OWN 41 | The Big Dill pitch to The Kosher Kowalski [missed diving tackle: Woodson the Martian] [missed diving tackle: Deion the Neon Martian] to the right (8 yd gain) [diving tackle: Jack the Martian] | Replay |
| 5:01 | 2nd & 2 | OWN 48.5 | The Kosher Kowalski rush to the right (10.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Jones the Martian] | Replay |
| 4:15 | 1st & 10 | OPP 40.5 | The Big Dill rush up the middle (no gain) [tackle: Singletary the Martian] | Replay |
| 3:47 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 40.5 | The Kosher Kowalski rush up the middle (2 yd gain) [tackle: Ham the Martian] | Replay |
| 3:16 | 3rd & 8 | OPP 38.5 | The Big Dill pass to Hot and Spicy Wayne over the middle (dropped - incomplete) | Replay |
| 3:10 | 4th & 8 | OPP 38.5 | Punt by Cornichon Ronaldo, 13 yd, fielded by Mitchell the Martian (7 yd return) [tackle: Darrelle Kool-Aid] | Replay |
| Martian Invasion 3:03 | ||||
| 3:03 | 1st & 10 | OWN 33 | Vick the Martian rush to the left (2 yd gain) [tackle: Mel Kool-Aid] | Replay |
| 2:30 | 2nd & 8 | OWN 35 | Okoye Simpson rush to the left (2 yd gain) [tackle: Half Sour Langer] | Replay |
| 1:55 | 3rd & 5.5 | OWN 37 | Marino the Martian pitch to Okoye Simpson to the left (9 yd gain) [diving tackle: Dick Gherkin] | Replay |
| 1:07 | 1st & 10 | OWN 46 | Marino the Martian pass to Marshall the Martian over the middle [deflected by A Peck of Rod] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 1:01 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 46 | Okoye Simpson rush to the left (3 yd gain) [tackle: Derrick Gherkin] | Replay |
| 0:34 | 3rd & 7 | OWN 49.5 | Marino the Martian pass to Hands the Martian over the middle, caught (12 yd gain) [tackle: A Peck of Rod] | Replay |