Play by Play
| 2nd Quarter | ||||
| Martian Invasion 15:00 | ||||
| 15:00 | 1st & 10 | OPP 39 | Vick the Martian rush [TD] to the right (39 yd gain) | Replay |
| 14:47 | Extra point attempted by Murray the Martian, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Hartford Bouncing Pickles 14:47 | ||||
| 14:47 | Kickoff by Murray the Martian, 49 yd, fielded by Tommy Pickels III Returns (15 yd return) [tackle: Lewis the Martian] | Replay | ||
| 14:43 | 1st & 10 | OWN 36 | The Big Dill pass to Hot and Spicey Ward, hurried by Manny the Martian, up the left side, caught (9.5 yd gain) [tackle: Deion the Neon Martian] | Replay |
| 14:17 | 2nd & 0.5 | OWN 45.5 | The Kosher Kowalski rush [missed tackle: Singletary the Martian] [missed diving tackle: Lott the Martian] [missed diving tackle: Nighttrain the Martian] up the middle (5 yd gain) [tackle: Mel the Martian] | Replay |
| 13:49 | 1st & 10 | OPP 49.5 | The Big Dill screen pass to The Kosher Kowalski to the right side, caught [missed tackle: Jack the Martian] [missed diving tackle: Steve the Martian] [missed diving tackle: Lott the Martian] (5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Deion the Neon Martian] | Replay |
| 13:06 | 2nd & 5 | OPP 44.5 | The Kosher Kowalski rush [missed tackle: Urlacher the Martian] [missed tackle: Ray the Martian] to the right (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: Atwater the Martian] | Replay |
| 12:24 | 3rd & 2.5 | OPP 42 | The Kosher Kowalski rush up the middle (2 yd gain) [tackle: Manny the Martian] | Replay |
| 11:40 | 4th & inches | OPP 40 | The Kosher Kowalski rush up the middle (3.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Jack the Martian] | Replay |
| 11:06 | 1st & 10 | OPP 36 | The Big Dill pass to Hot and Spicey Ward up the left side, caught (2 yd gain) [tackle: Mel the Martian] | Replay |
| 10:30 | 2nd & 8 | OPP 34 | The Big Dill screen pass to The Kosher Kowalski to the right side, caught [missed tackle: Ham the Martian] (4.5 yd loss) [tackle: Steve the Martian] | Replay |
| 9:57 | 3rd & 12 | OPP 38.5 | The Big Dill rush to the left (6.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Mel the Martian] | Replay |
| 9:25 | 4th & 5.5 | OPP 32 | The Big Dill pass to Hot and Spicy Gault up the right side [deflected by Deion the Neon Martian] (incomplete) (turnover on downs) | Replay |
| Martian Invasion 9:20 | ||||
| 9:20 | 1st & 10 | OWN 32 | Marino the Martian pass to Larry the Martian over the middle, caught (2.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: A Peck Of Tatum] | Replay |
| 8:45 | 2nd & 7.5 | OWN 34 | Vick the Martian rush [TD] to the right (66 yd gain) | Replay |
| 8:27 | Extra point attempted by Murray the Martian, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Hartford Bouncing Pickles 8:27 | ||||
| 8:27 | Kickoff by Murray the Martian, 48 yd, fielded by Tommy Pickels III Returns [TD] (79 yd return) | Replay | ||
| 8:09 | Extra point attempted by Cornichon Ronaldo, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Martian Invasion 8:09 | ||||
| 8:09 | Kickoff by Cornichon Ronaldo, 50 yd, fielded by Mitchell the Martian (19 yd return) [tackle: Junior Gherkin] | Replay | ||
| 8:04 | 1st & 10 | OWN 38.5 | Marino the Martian pass to Jerry the Martian up the left side (dropped - incomplete) | Replay |
| 7:57 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 38.5 | Marino the Martian pass to Marshall the Martian over the middle, jumping catch attempt (dropped - incomplete) | Replay |
| 7:53 | 3rd & 10 | OWN 38.5 | Marino the Martian pass to Larry the Martian over the middle, caught (5 yd gain) [tackle: A Peck Of Tatum] | Replay |
| 7:14 | 4th & 5 | OWN 43.5 | Marino the Martian pass to Fitz the Martian up the right side [deflected by A Peck of Tatum] (incomplete) (turnover on downs) | Replay |
| Hartford Bouncing Pickles 7:09 | ||||
| 7:09 | 1st & 10 | OPP 43.5 | The Big Dill rush up the middle (3 yd gain) [diving tackle: Lott the Martian] | Replay |
| 6:34 | 2nd & 7 | OPP 40.5 | The Big Dill rush to the left (4 yd loss) [tackle: Ronnie the Martian] | Replay |
| 5:56 | 3rd & 11.5 | OPP 45 | The Big Dill pass to Hot and Spicy Gault up the right side, caught (9 yd gain) [tackle: Nighttrain the Martian] | Replay |
| 5:19 | 4th & 2.5 | OPP 36 | Punt by Cornichon Ronaldo, 10 yd, fielded by Mitchell the Martian (fair catch) | Replay |
| Martian Invasion 5:14 | ||||
| 5:14 | 1st & 10 | OWN 26.5 | Vick the Martian rush to the left (10 yd gain) [tackle: Half Sour Langer] | Replay |
| 4:42 | 2nd & inches | OWN 36 | Okoye Simpson rush to the left (2.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Full Sour Rhien] | Replay |
| 4:15 | 1st & 10 | OWN 39 | Marino the Martian pass to Marshall the Martian over the middle [deflected by Derrick Gherkin] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 4:09 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 39 | Marino the Martian pass to Terrell the Martian up the left side [deflected by Mel Kool- Aid] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 4:03 | 3rd & 10 | OWN 39 | Marino the Martian pass to Marshall the Martian over the middle [deflected by A Peck of Rod] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 3:58 | 4th & 10 | OWN 39 | Marino the Martian pass to Terrell the Martian up the left side [deflected by A Peck of Rod] (incomplete) (turnover on downs) | Replay |
| Hartford Bouncing Pickles 3:52 | ||||
| 3:52 | 1st & 10 | OPP 39 | The Big Dill rush to the left (3.5 yd loss) [tackle: Lott the Martian] | Replay |
| 3:25 | 2nd & 13.5 | OPP 42.5 | The Big Dill screen pass to Omar "Sweetness" Fanning to the left side, caught (36.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Deion the Neon Martian] | Replay |
| 2:32 | 1st & G | OPP 6 | The Kosher Kowalski rush to the right (3 yd gain) [tackle: Atwater the Martian] | Replay |
| 2:00 | 2nd & G | OPP 3.5 | The Big Dill pass to Hot and Spicy Wayne up the right side (dropped - incomplete) | Replay |
| 1:56 | 3rd & G | OPP 3.5 | The Kosher Kowalski rush to the right (2 yd loss) [tackle: Atwater the Martian] | Replay |
| 1:52 | 4th & G | OPP 5.5 | Offensive Timeout Called: Hartford Bouncing Pickles | Replay |
| 1:52 | 4th & G | OPP 5.5 | 22.5 yd field goal attempted by Cornichon Ronaldo, missed | Replay |
| Martian Invasion 1:48 | ||||
| 1:48 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | Marino the Martian pass to Terrell the Martian over the middle, caught (14.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: A Peck of Rod] | Replay |
| 1:03 | 1st & 10 | OWN 34.5 | Marino the Martian pass to Hands the Martian over the middle, caught (15 yd gain) [tackle: Mel Kool-Aid] | Replay |
| 0:45 | 1st & 10 | OWN 49 | Offensive Timeout Called: Martian Invasion | Replay |
| 0:45 | 1st & 10 | OWN 49 | Marino the Martian pass to Larry the Martian over the middle, caught (6 yd gain) [diving tackle: Deion Kool-Aid] | Replay |
| 0:40 | 2nd & 4 | OPP 45 | Offensive Timeout Called: Martian Invasion | Replay |
| 0:40 | 2nd & 4 | OPP 45 | Okoye Simpson rush to the left (2.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Derrick Gherkin] | Replay |