Play by Play
| 1st Quarter | ||||
| Hartford Bouncing Pickles 15:00 | ||||
| 15:00 | Kickoff by Murray the Martian, 50 yd, fielded by Tommy Pickels III Returns (18 yd return) [diving tackle: Ronnie the Martian] | Replay | ||
| 14:55 | 1st & 10 | OWN 38.5 | The Big Dill pitch to Omar "Sweetness" Fanning to the left (0.5 yd gain) [tackle: Ronnie the Martian] | Replay |
| 14:19 | 2nd & 9.5 | OWN 38.5 | The Big Dill pass to Hot and Spicy Wayne up the right side, caught (4 yd gain) [tackle: Nighttrain the Martian] | Replay |
| 13:48 | 3rd & 5.5 | OWN 43 | The Big Dill rush [missed tackle: Lane the Martain] to the left (11.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Ronnie the Martian] | Replay |
| 13:03 | 1st & 10 | OPP 45.5 | The Big Dill rush to the left (4 yd loss) [tackle: Lott the Martian] | Replay |
| 12:23 | 2nd & 14 | OPP 49 | The Big Dill pass to Hot and Spicy Wayne up the right side, caught (6.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Champ the Martian] | Replay |
| 11:44 | 3rd & 7 | OPP 42.5 | The Kosher Kowalski rush to the left (2 yd loss) [tackle: Lott the Martian] | Replay |
| 11:02 | 4th & 9.5 | OPP 44.5 | Punt by Cornichon Ronaldo, 13 yd, fielded by Mitchell the Martian (fair catch) | Replay |
| Martian Invasion 10:57 | ||||
| 10:57 | 1st & 10 | OWN 32 | Vick the Martian rush to the left (2 yd gain) [tackle: Deon Kool- Aid] | Replay |
| 10:24 | 2nd & 8 | OWN 33.5 | Okoye Simpson rush to the left (4.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Full Sour Rhien] | Replay |
| 9:46 | 3rd & 3.5 | OWN 38.5 | Marino the Martian pitch to Barry the Martian to the right (no gain) [diving tackle: A Peck Of Tatum] | Replay |
| 9:12 | 4th & 3.5 | OWN 38.5 | Vick the Martian rush [missed tackle: A Peck of Rod] to the left (1.5 yd gain) (turnover on downs) [tackle: Mel Kool- Aid] | Replay |
| Hartford Bouncing Pickles 9:05 | ||||
| 9:05 | 1st & 10 | OPP 40 | The Big Dill screen pass to The Kosher Kowalski to the left side, caught (4.5 yd loss) [tackle: Ray the Martian] | Replay |
| 8:37 | 2nd & 14.5 | OPP 44.5 | The Big Dill pass to Hot and Spicy Wayne up the right side [deflected by Atwater the Martian] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 8:30 | 3rd & 14.5 | OPP 44.5 | The Big Dill pass to Hot and Spicy Wayne, hurried by Cortez the Martian, up the right side [deflected by Woodson the Martian] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 8:22 | 4th & 14.5 | OPP 44.5 | Punt by Cornichon Ronaldo, 17 yd, fielded by Mitchell the Martian (4.5 yd return) [diving tackle: Full Sour Zaander] | Replay |
| Martian Invasion 8:15 | ||||
| 8:15 | 1st & 10 | OWN 32 | Marino the Martian pass to Antonio the Martian over the middle, caught (14 yd gain) [tackle: Sam Gherkin] | Replay |
| 7:35 | 1st & 10 | OWN 46 | Marino the Martian pass to Marshall the Martian over the middle, jumping catch attempt, caught (0.5 yd gain) [tackle: Deion Kool-Aid] | Replay |
| 7:05 | 2nd & 9.5 | OWN 46.5 | Vick the Martian rush to the left (3 yd gain) [tackle: Mel Kool- Aid] | Replay |
| 6:34 | 3rd & 6.5 | OWN 49.5 | Marino the Martian pass to Hands the Martian up the right side, caught (7.5 yd gain) [tackle: Darrelle Kool-Aid] | Replay |
| 5:57 | 1st & 10 | OPP 43 | Vick the Martian rush [TD] to the left (43 yd gain) | Replay |
| 5:43 | Extra point attempted by Murray the Martian, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Hartford Bouncing Pickles 5:43 | ||||
| 5:43 | Kickoff by Murray the Martian, 50 yd, fielded by Tommy Pickels III Returns (20.5 yd return) [tackle: Butkus the Martian] | Replay | ||
| 5:38 | 1st & 10 | OWN 41 | The Big Dill pitch to The Kosher Kowalski [missed diving tackle: Woodson the Martian] [missed diving tackle: Deion the Neon Martian] to the right (8 yd gain) [diving tackle: Jack the Martian] | Replay |
| 5:01 | 2nd & 2 | OWN 48.5 | The Kosher Kowalski rush to the right (10.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Jones the Martian] | Replay |
| 4:15 | 1st & 10 | OPP 40.5 | The Big Dill rush up the middle (no gain) [tackle: Singletary the Martian] | Replay |
| 3:47 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 40.5 | The Kosher Kowalski rush up the middle (2 yd gain) [tackle: Ham the Martian] | Replay |
| 3:16 | 3rd & 8 | OPP 38.5 | The Big Dill pass to Hot and Spicy Wayne over the middle (dropped - incomplete) | Replay |
| 3:10 | 4th & 8 | OPP 38.5 | Punt by Cornichon Ronaldo, 13 yd, fielded by Mitchell the Martian (7 yd return) [tackle: Darrelle Kool-Aid] | Replay |
| Martian Invasion 3:03 | ||||
| 3:03 | 1st & 10 | OWN 33 | Vick the Martian rush to the left (2 yd gain) [tackle: Mel Kool-Aid] | Replay |
| 2:30 | 2nd & 8 | OWN 35 | Okoye Simpson rush to the left (2 yd gain) [tackle: Half Sour Langer] | Replay |
| 1:55 | 3rd & 5.5 | OWN 37 | Marino the Martian pitch to Okoye Simpson to the left (9 yd gain) [diving tackle: Dick Gherkin] | Replay |
| 1:07 | 1st & 10 | OWN 46 | Marino the Martian pass to Marshall the Martian over the middle [deflected by A Peck of Rod] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 1:01 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 46 | Okoye Simpson rush to the left (3 yd gain) [tackle: Derrick Gherkin] | Replay |
| 0:34 | 3rd & 7 | OWN 49.5 | Marino the Martian pass to Hands the Martian over the middle, caught (12 yd gain) [tackle: A Peck of Rod] | Replay |
| 2nd Quarter | ||||
| 15:00 | 1st & 10 | OPP 39 | Vick the Martian rush [TD] to the right (39 yd gain) | Replay |
| 14:47 | Extra point attempted by Murray the Martian, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Hartford Bouncing Pickles 14:47 | ||||
| 14:47 | Kickoff by Murray the Martian, 49 yd, fielded by Tommy Pickels III Returns (15 yd return) [tackle: Lewis the Martian] | Replay | ||
| 14:43 | 1st & 10 | OWN 36 | The Big Dill pass to Hot and Spicey Ward, hurried by Manny the Martian, up the left side, caught (9.5 yd gain) [tackle: Deion the Neon Martian] | Replay |
| 14:17 | 2nd & 0.5 | OWN 45.5 | The Kosher Kowalski rush [missed tackle: Singletary the Martian] [missed diving tackle: Lott the Martian] [missed diving tackle: Nighttrain the Martian] up the middle (5 yd gain) [tackle: Mel the Martian] | Replay |
| 13:49 | 1st & 10 | OPP 49.5 | The Big Dill screen pass to The Kosher Kowalski to the right side, caught [missed tackle: Jack the Martian] [missed diving tackle: Steve the Martian] [missed diving tackle: Lott the Martian] (5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Deion the Neon Martian] | Replay |
| 13:06 | 2nd & 5 | OPP 44.5 | The Kosher Kowalski rush [missed tackle: Urlacher the Martian] [missed tackle: Ray the Martian] to the right (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: Atwater the Martian] | Replay |
| 12:24 | 3rd & 2.5 | OPP 42 | The Kosher Kowalski rush up the middle (2 yd gain) [tackle: Manny the Martian] | Replay |
| 11:40 | 4th & inches | OPP 40 | The Kosher Kowalski rush up the middle (3.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Jack the Martian] | Replay |
| 11:06 | 1st & 10 | OPP 36 | The Big Dill pass to Hot and Spicey Ward up the left side, caught (2 yd gain) [tackle: Mel the Martian] | Replay |
| 10:30 | 2nd & 8 | OPP 34 | The Big Dill screen pass to The Kosher Kowalski to the right side, caught [missed tackle: Ham the Martian] (4.5 yd loss) [tackle: Steve the Martian] | Replay |
| 9:57 | 3rd & 12 | OPP 38.5 | The Big Dill rush to the left (6.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Mel the Martian] | Replay |
| 9:25 | 4th & 5.5 | OPP 32 | The Big Dill pass to Hot and Spicy Gault up the right side [deflected by Deion the Neon Martian] (incomplete) (turnover on downs) | Replay |
| Martian Invasion 9:20 | ||||
| 9:20 | 1st & 10 | OWN 32 | Marino the Martian pass to Larry the Martian over the middle, caught (2.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: A Peck Of Tatum] | Replay |
| 8:45 | 2nd & 7.5 | OWN 34 | Vick the Martian rush [TD] to the right (66 yd gain) | Replay |
| 8:27 | Extra point attempted by Murray the Martian, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Hartford Bouncing Pickles 8:27 | ||||
| 8:27 | Kickoff by Murray the Martian, 48 yd, fielded by Tommy Pickels III Returns [TD] (79 yd return) | Replay | ||
| 8:09 | Extra point attempted by Cornichon Ronaldo, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Martian Invasion 8:09 | ||||
| 8:09 | Kickoff by Cornichon Ronaldo, 50 yd, fielded by Mitchell the Martian (19 yd return) [tackle: Junior Gherkin] | Replay | ||
| 8:04 | 1st & 10 | OWN 38.5 | Marino the Martian pass to Jerry the Martian up the left side (dropped - incomplete) | Replay |
| 7:57 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 38.5 | Marino the Martian pass to Marshall the Martian over the middle, jumping catch attempt (dropped - incomplete) | Replay |
| 7:53 | 3rd & 10 | OWN 38.5 | Marino the Martian pass to Larry the Martian over the middle, caught (5 yd gain) [tackle: A Peck Of Tatum] | Replay |
| 7:14 | 4th & 5 | OWN 43.5 | Marino the Martian pass to Fitz the Martian up the right side [deflected by A Peck of Tatum] (incomplete) (turnover on downs) | Replay |
| Hartford Bouncing Pickles 7:09 | ||||
| 7:09 | 1st & 10 | OPP 43.5 | The Big Dill rush up the middle (3 yd gain) [diving tackle: Lott the Martian] | Replay |
| 6:34 | 2nd & 7 | OPP 40.5 | The Big Dill rush to the left (4 yd loss) [tackle: Ronnie the Martian] | Replay |
| 5:56 | 3rd & 11.5 | OPP 45 | The Big Dill pass to Hot and Spicy Gault up the right side, caught (9 yd gain) [tackle: Nighttrain the Martian] | Replay |
| 5:19 | 4th & 2.5 | OPP 36 | Punt by Cornichon Ronaldo, 10 yd, fielded by Mitchell the Martian (fair catch) | Replay |
| Martian Invasion 5:14 | ||||
| 5:14 | 1st & 10 | OWN 26.5 | Vick the Martian rush to the left (10 yd gain) [tackle: Half Sour Langer] | Replay |
| 4:42 | 2nd & inches | OWN 36 | Okoye Simpson rush to the left (2.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Full Sour Rhien] | Replay |
| 4:15 | 1st & 10 | OWN 39 | Marino the Martian pass to Marshall the Martian over the middle [deflected by Derrick Gherkin] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 4:09 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 39 | Marino the Martian pass to Terrell the Martian up the left side [deflected by Mel Kool- Aid] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 4:03 | 3rd & 10 | OWN 39 | Marino the Martian pass to Marshall the Martian over the middle [deflected by A Peck of Rod] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 3:58 | 4th & 10 | OWN 39 | Marino the Martian pass to Terrell the Martian up the left side [deflected by A Peck of Rod] (incomplete) (turnover on downs) | Replay |
| Hartford Bouncing Pickles 3:52 | ||||
| 3:52 | 1st & 10 | OPP 39 | The Big Dill rush to the left (3.5 yd loss) [tackle: Lott the Martian] | Replay |
| 3:25 | 2nd & 13.5 | OPP 42.5 | The Big Dill screen pass to Omar "Sweetness" Fanning to the left side, caught (36.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Deion the Neon Martian] | Replay |
| 2:32 | 1st & G | OPP 6 | The Kosher Kowalski rush to the right (3 yd gain) [tackle: Atwater the Martian] | Replay |
| 2:00 | 2nd & G | OPP 3.5 | The Big Dill pass to Hot and Spicy Wayne up the right side (dropped - incomplete) | Replay |
| 1:56 | 3rd & G | OPP 3.5 | The Kosher Kowalski rush to the right (2 yd loss) [tackle: Atwater the Martian] | Replay |
| 1:52 | 4th & G | OPP 5.5 | Offensive Timeout Called: Hartford Bouncing Pickles | Replay |
| 1:52 | 4th & G | OPP 5.5 | 22.5 yd field goal attempted by Cornichon Ronaldo, missed | Replay |
| Martian Invasion 1:48 | ||||
| 1:48 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | Marino the Martian pass to Terrell the Martian over the middle, caught (14.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: A Peck of Rod] | Replay |
| 1:03 | 1st & 10 | OWN 34.5 | Marino the Martian pass to Hands the Martian over the middle, caught (15 yd gain) [tackle: Mel Kool-Aid] | Replay |
| 0:45 | 1st & 10 | OWN 49 | Offensive Timeout Called: Martian Invasion | Replay |
| 0:45 | 1st & 10 | OWN 49 | Marino the Martian pass to Larry the Martian over the middle, caught (6 yd gain) [diving tackle: Deion Kool-Aid] | Replay |
| 0:40 | 2nd & 4 | OPP 45 | Offensive Timeout Called: Martian Invasion | Replay |
| 0:40 | 2nd & 4 | OPP 45 | Okoye Simpson rush to the left (2.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Derrick Gherkin] | Replay |
| 3rd Quarter | ||||
| 15:00 | Kickoff by Cornichon Ronaldo, 50 yd, fielded by Mitchell the Martian (25 yd return) [diving tackle: Junior Gherkin] | Replay | ||
| 14:52 | 1st & 10 | OWN 45 | Marino the Martian pass to Marshall the Martian over the middle [deflected by Full Sour Rhien] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 14:48 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 45 | Marino the Martian pass to Marshall the Martian over the middle, jumping catch attempt, caught (0.5 yd gain) [tackle: Full Sour Rhien] | Replay |
| 14:05 | 3rd & 9.5 | OWN 46 | Marino the Martian pass to Larry the Martian over the middle [deflected by Full Sour Rhien] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 14:02 | 4th & 9.5 | OWN 46 | Marino the Martian pass to Marshall the Martian over the middle, jumping catch attempt [deflected by Deon Kool- Aid] (incomplete) (turnover on downs) | Replay |
| Hartford Bouncing Pickles 13:58 | ||||
| 13:58 | 1st & 10 | OPP 46 | The Big Dill rush [missed tackle: Lott the Martian] to the left (1 yd loss) [diving tackle: Steve the Martian] | Replay |
| 13:21 | 2nd & 11 | OPP 46.5 | The Big Dill pitch to Omar "Sweetness" Fanning [TD] to the left (46.5 yd gain) | Replay |
| 13:07 | Extra point attempted by Cornichon Ronaldo, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Martian Invasion 13:07 | ||||
| 13:07 | Kickoff by Cornichon Ronaldo, 48 yd, fielded by Mitchell the Martian (23.5 yd return) [tackle: Lawrence Gherkin] | Replay | ||
| 13:00 | 1st & 10 | OWN 45.5 | Marino the Martian pass to Larry the Martian up the left side, caught (2 yd gain) [diving tackle: A Peck Of Tatum] | Replay |
| 12:33 | 2nd & 8 | OWN 47.5 | Marino the Martian pass to Marshall the Martian over the middle [deflected by Derrick Gherkin] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 12:28 | 3rd & 8 | OWN 47.5 | Marino the Martian bad pass to Larry the Martian over the middle (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 12:23 | 4th & 8 | OWN 47.5 | Marino the Martian pass to Gonzalez the Martian over the middle, caught (13 yd gain) [diving tackle: Sam Gherkin] | Replay |
| 11:52 | 1st & 10 | OPP 39 | Marino the Martian pass to Marvin the Martian up the right side [deflected by Deion Kool-Aid] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 11:47 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 39 | Marino the Martian pass to Larry the Martian over the middle (dropped - incomplete) | Replay |
| 11:43 | 3rd & 10 | OPP 39 | Vick the Martian rush to the right (1.5 yd loss) [tackle: A Peck Of Tatum] | Replay |
| 11:14 | 4th & 11.5 | OPP 40.5 | Marino the Martian bad pass to Larry the Martian over the middle (incomplete - bad throw) (turnover on downs) | Replay |
| Hartford Bouncing Pickles 11:09 | ||||
| 11:09 | 1st & 10 | OWN 40.5 | The Kosher Kowalski rush [missed tackle: Ray the Martian] to the right (12.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Lott the Martian] | Replay |
| 10:25 | 1st & 10 | OPP 47 | The Big Dill rush to the left (4 yd loss) [tackle: Ronnie the Martian] | Replay |
| 9:50 | 2nd & 14 | OWN 49 | The Big Dill pitch to Omar "Sweetness" Fanning to the left (2 yd gain) [tackle: Lott the Martian] | Replay |
| 9:15 | 3rd & 11.5 | OPP 48.5 | The Big Dill pass to Hot and Spicy Gault up the right side [deflected by Champ the Martian] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 9:10 | 4th & 11.5 | OPP 48.5 | Punt by Cornichon Ronaldo, 9 yd, fielded by Mitchell the Martian (fair catch) | Replay |
| Martian Invasion 9:06 | ||||
| 9:06 | 1st & 10 | OWN 40 | Vick the Martian rush [TD] to the right (60 yd gain) | Replay |
| 8:49 | Extra point attempted by Murray the Martian, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Hartford Bouncing Pickles 8:49 | ||||
| 8:49 | Kickoff by Murray the Martian, 51 yd, fielded by Tommy Pickels III Returns (18.5 yd return) [tackle: Urlacher the Martian] | Replay | ||
| 8:45 | 1st & 10 | OWN 37.5 | The Kosher Kowalski rush up the middle (1.5 yd gain) [tackle: Lewis the Martian] | Replay |
| 8:18 | 2nd & 8.5 | OWN 39 | The Big Dill pass to Hot and Spicy Wayne up the right side, caught (10 yd gain) [tackle: Woodson the Martian] | Replay |
| 7:34 | 1st & 10 | OWN 49 | The Kosher Kowalski rush [missed tackle: Lewis the Martian] up the middle (4 yd gain) [tackle: Steve the Martian] | Replay |
| 7:03 | 2nd & 6 | OPP 47 | The Big Dill pitch to Omar "Sweetness" Fanning [TD] to the right (47 yd gain) | Replay |
| 6:49 | Extra point attempted by Cornichon Ronaldo, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Martian Invasion 6:49 | ||||
| 6:49 | Kickoff by Cornichon Ronaldo, 61 yd, fielded by Mitchell the Martian (18.5 yd return) [diving tackle: Ray Gherkin] | Replay | ||
| 6:44 | 1st & 10 | OWN 28 | Marino the Martian pass to Larry the Martian over the middle, caught (1 yd gain) [diving tackle: Full Sour Katz] | Replay |
| 6:12 | 2nd & 9 | OWN 28.5 | Vick the Martian rush to the right (1.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Derrick Gherkin] | Replay |
| 5:45 | 3rd & 7.5 | OWN 30 | Marino the Martian pass to Larry the Martian over the middle, caught (1.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Half Sour Schlotzky] | Replay |
| 5:14 | 4th & 6 | OWN 31.5 | Marino the Martian pitch to Barry the Martian to the right (15.5 yd gain) [tackle: A Peck of Rod] | Replay |
| 4:42 | 1st & 10 | OWN 47 | Marino the Martian pass to Larry the Martian over the middle [deflected by Junior Gherkin] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 4:38 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 47 | Marino the Martian pass to Larry the Martian over the middle [deflected by Deon Kool- Aid] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 4:33 | 3rd & 10 | OWN 47 | Marino the Martian pass to Marvin the Martian up the left side [deflected by A Peck of Rod] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 4:27 | 4th & 10 | OWN 47 | Vick the Martian rush to the right (0.5 yd gain) (turnover on downs) [tackle: A Peck of Tatum] | Replay |
| Hartford Bouncing Pickles 4:21 | ||||
| 4:21 | 1st & 10 | OPP 48 | The Kosher Kowalski rush [missed diving tackle: Lewis the Martian] up the middle (3.5 yd gain) [tackle: Urlacher the Martian] | Replay |
| 3:47 | 2nd & 6.5 | OPP 44 | The Big Dill pass to Hot and Spicy Gault over the middle, caught (8 yd gain) [tackle: Deion the Neon Martian] | Replay |
| 3:17 | 1st & 10 | OPP 36 | The Big Dill pitch to Omar "Sweetness" Fanning to the left (1.5 yd gain) [tackle: Lott the Martian] | Replay |
| 2:34 | 2nd & 8.5 | OPP 35 | The Big Dill pitch to Omar "Sweetness" Fanning [TD] to the right (35 yd gain) | Replay |
| 2:22 | Extra point attempted by Cornichon Ronaldo, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Martian Invasion 2:22 | ||||
| 2:22 | Kickoff by Cornichon Ronaldo, 47 yd, fielded by Mitchell the Martian (21.5 yd return) [tackle: Sam Gherkin] | Replay | ||
| 2:15 | 1st & 10 | OWN 45 | Marino the Martian pass to Marshall the Martian over the middle, jumping catch attempt, caught (1 yd gain) [tackle: Full Sour Rhien] | Replay |
| 1:37 | 2nd & 9 | OWN 46 | Marino the Martian pass to Larry the Martian over the middle, caught (2.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Full Sour Zaander] | Replay |
| 1:12 | 3rd & 6.5 | OWN 48.5 | Marino the Martian pitch to Okoye Simpson to the left (5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Mel Kool-Aid] | Replay |
| 0:29 | 4th & 1 | OPP 46.5 | Vick the Martian rush up the middle (1 yd gain) (turnover on downs) [tackle: Derrick Gherkin] | Replay |
| Hartford Bouncing Pickles 0:26 | ||||
| 0:26 | 1st & 10 | OWN 45 | The Big Dill pass to Hot and Spicy Wayne up the right side [deflected by Champ the Martian] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 0:22 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 45 | The Big Dill rush to the left (10 yd gain) [diving tackle: Woodson the Martian] | Replay |
| 4th Quarter | ||||
| 15:00 | 3rd & inches | OPP 45 | The Big Dill rush up the middle (2.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Urlacher the Martian] | Replay |
| 14:28 | 1st & 10 | OPP 42.5 | The Big Dill pitch to The Kosher Kowalski [missed diving tackle: Nighttrain the Martian] [missed diving tackle: Champ the Martian] [missed diving tackle: Ray the Martian] to the right (31.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Steve the Martian] | Replay |
| 13:41 | 1st & 10 | OPP 11 | The Kosher Kowalski rush [missed diving tackle: Atwater the Martian] [missed tackle: Deacon the Martian] [missed tackle: Champ the Martian] [TD] to the right (11 yd gain) | Replay |
| 13:30 | Extra point attempted by Cornichon Ronaldo, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Martian Invasion 13:30 | ||||
| 13:30 | Kickoff by Cornichon Ronaldo, 62 yd, fielded by Mitchell the Martian (20.5 yd return) [tackle: Mel Kool- Aid] | Replay | ||
| 13:24 | 1st & 10 | OWN 28.5 | Marino the Martian pass to Larry the Martian up the left side, caught (1 yd gain) [tackle: Junior Gherkin] | Replay |
| 12:50 | 2nd & 9 | OWN 30 | Marino the Martian pass to Marshall the Martian over the middle, caught (3.5 yd gain) [tackle: Deon Kool- Aid] | Replay |
| 12:06 | 3rd & 5 | OWN 33.5 | Marino the Martian pass to Marvin the Martian up the right side, caught (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: Darrelle Kool- Aid] | Replay |
| 11:29 | 4th & 2.5 | OWN 36 | Okoye Simpson rush up the middle (1 yd gain) (turnover on downs) [tackle: Mike Gherkin] | Replay |
| Hartford Bouncing Pickles 11:24 | ||||
| 11:24 | 1st & 10 | OPP 37 | The Kosher Kowalski rush [missed tackle: Urlacher the Martian] to the right (4.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Singletary the Martian] | Replay |
| 10:45 | 2nd & 5.5 | OPP 32.5 | The Big Dill rush to the right (1 yd loss) [diving tackle: Lewis the Martian] | Replay |
| 10:08 | 3rd & 6.5 | OPP 33.5 | The Kosher Kowalski rush to the right (2 yd loss) [tackle: Steve the Martian] | Replay |
| 9:44 | 4th & 8 | OPP 35.5 | Punt by Cornichon Ronaldo, 14 yd, fielded by Mitchell the Martian (7.5 yd return) [diving tackle: Half Sour Langer] | Replay |
| Martian Invasion 9:36 | ||||
| 9:36 | 1st & 10 | OWN 29.5 | Marino the Martian pass to Larry the Martian over the middle, jumping catch attempt, caught (2 yd gain) [tackle: Derrick Gherkin] | Replay |
| 8:58 | 2nd & 8 | OWN 31.5 | Marino the Martian pass to Marshall the Martian over the middle, jumping catch attempt (dropped - incomplete) | Replay |
| 8:54 | 3rd & 8 | OWN 31.5 | Marino the Martian pass to Marshall the Martian over the middle (dropped - incomplete) | Replay |
| 8:49 | 4th & 8 | OWN 31.5 | Marino the Martian pass to Larry the Martian up the left side, caught (10.5 yd gain) [tackle: Deion Kool-Aid] | Replay |
| 8:06 | 1st & 10 | OWN 42 | Marino the Martian pass to Marshall the Martian over the middle, caught (1 yd loss) [diving tackle: Half Sour Langer] | Replay |
| 7:28 | 2nd & 11 | OWN 41 | Vick the Martian rush to the left (3 yd gain) [tackle: Mel Kool-Aid] | Replay |
| 6:48 | 3rd & 8 | OWN 43.5 | Vick the Martian rush to the right (1.5 yd loss) [tackle: A Peck of Tatum] | Replay |
| 6:05 | 4th & 9.5 | OWN 42 | Vick the Martian rush to the right (1 yd loss) (turnover on downs) [tackle: A Peck Of Tatum] | Replay |
| Hartford Bouncing Pickles 5:58 | ||||
| 5:58 | 1st & 10 | OPP 41 | The Big Dill screen pass to The Kosher Kowalski to the right side, caught [missed diving tackle: Urlacher the Martian] (1.5 yd loss) [tackle: Singletary the Martian] | Replay |
| 5:05 | 2nd & 11.5 | OPP 42.5 | The Big Dill pass to Hot and Spicy Wayne up the right side, caught (11.5 yd gain) [tackle: Woodson the Martian] | Replay |
| 4:14 | 3rd & inches | OPP 31.5 | The Kosher Kowalski rush up the middle (4 yd gain) [tackle: Reggie the Martian] | Replay |
| 3:23 | 1st & 10 | OPP 27.5 | The Kosher Kowalski rush to the right (23 yd gain) [diving tackle: Atwater the Martian] | Replay |
| 2:24 | 1st & G | OPP 4.5 | The Big Dill pitch to The Kosher Kowalski [TD] to the left (4.5 yd gain) | Replay |
| 2:15 | Extra point attempted by Cornichon Ronaldo, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Martian Invasion 2:15 | ||||
| 2:15 | Kickoff by Cornichon Ronaldo, 50 yd, fielded by Mitchell the Martian (23.5 yd return) [tackle: Junior Gherkin] | Replay | ||
| 2:09 | 1st & 10 | OWN 43 | Vick the Martian rush to the left (1 yd gain) [tackle: Mel Kool-Aid] | Replay |
| 2:00 | 2nd & 9 | OWN 44 | Okoye Simpson rush to the left (0.5 yd gain) [tackle: Full Sour Rhien] | Replay |
| 1:42 | 3rd & 8.5 | OWN 44 | Marino the Martian pass to Larry the Martian over the middle, caught (13 yd gain) [diving tackle: Darrelle Kool- Aid] | Replay |
| 1:20 | 1st & 10 | OPP 43 | Vick the Martian rush to the right (1.5 yd gain) [tackle: Ray Gherkin] | Replay |
| 1:00 | 2nd & 8.5 | OPP 41.5 | Marino the Martian pass to Antonio the Martian over the middle, caught (18 yd gain) [diving tackle: Junior Gherkin] | Replay |
| 0:41 | 1st & 10 | OPP 23.5 | Vick the Martian rush [TD] to the left (23.5 yd gain) | Replay |
| 0:28 | Extra point attempted by Murray the Martian, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Hartford Bouncing Pickles 0:28 | ||||
| 0:28 | Kickoff by Murray the Martian, 47 yd, fielded by Tommy Pickels III Returns (16.5 yd return) [diving tackle: Singletary the Martian] | Replay | ||
| 0:24 | 1st & 10 | OWN 39.5 | The Big Dill pass to Hot and Spicey Ward up the left side (dropped - incomplete) | Replay |
| 0:20 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 39.5 | The Big Dill pitch to The Kosher Kowalski [missed tackle: Lott the Martian] to the left (9.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Butkus the Martian] | Replay |
| 0:10 | 3rd & 0.5 | OWN 49 | Defensive Timeout Called: Martian Invasion | Replay |
| 0:10 | 3rd & 0.5 | OWN 49 | The Big Dill rush [missed tackle: Champ the Martian] [missed diving tackle: Lewis the Martian] up the middle (5.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Mel the Martian] | Replay |
| 0:03 | 1st & 10 | OPP 45 | Defensive Timeout Called: Martian Invasion | Replay |
| 0:03 | 1st & 10 | OPP 45 | The Big Dill rush up the middle (1 yd loss) | Replay |