Play by Play
| 3rd Quarter | ||||
| Martian Invasion 15:00 | ||||
| 15:00 | Kickoff by Cornichon Ronaldo, 50 yd, fielded by Mitchell the Martian (25 yd return) [diving tackle: Junior Gherkin] | Replay | ||
| 14:52 | 1st & 10 | OWN 45 | Marino the Martian pass to Marshall the Martian over the middle [deflected by Full Sour Rhien] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 14:48 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 45 | Marino the Martian pass to Marshall the Martian over the middle, jumping catch attempt, caught (0.5 yd gain) [tackle: Full Sour Rhien] | Replay |
| 14:05 | 3rd & 9.5 | OWN 46 | Marino the Martian pass to Larry the Martian over the middle [deflected by Full Sour Rhien] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 14:02 | 4th & 9.5 | OWN 46 | Marino the Martian pass to Marshall the Martian over the middle, jumping catch attempt [deflected by Deon Kool- Aid] (incomplete) (turnover on downs) | Replay |
| Hartford Bouncing Pickles 13:58 | ||||
| 13:58 | 1st & 10 | OPP 46 | The Big Dill rush [missed tackle: Lott the Martian] to the left (1 yd loss) [diving tackle: Steve the Martian] | Replay |
| 13:21 | 2nd & 11 | OPP 46.5 | The Big Dill pitch to Omar "Sweetness" Fanning [TD] to the left (46.5 yd gain) | Replay |
| 13:07 | Extra point attempted by Cornichon Ronaldo, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Martian Invasion 13:07 | ||||
| 13:07 | Kickoff by Cornichon Ronaldo, 48 yd, fielded by Mitchell the Martian (23.5 yd return) [tackle: Lawrence Gherkin] | Replay | ||
| 13:00 | 1st & 10 | OWN 45.5 | Marino the Martian pass to Larry the Martian up the left side, caught (2 yd gain) [diving tackle: A Peck Of Tatum] | Replay |
| 12:33 | 2nd & 8 | OWN 47.5 | Marino the Martian pass to Marshall the Martian over the middle [deflected by Derrick Gherkin] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 12:28 | 3rd & 8 | OWN 47.5 | Marino the Martian bad pass to Larry the Martian over the middle (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 12:23 | 4th & 8 | OWN 47.5 | Marino the Martian pass to Gonzalez the Martian over the middle, caught (13 yd gain) [diving tackle: Sam Gherkin] | Replay |
| 11:52 | 1st & 10 | OPP 39 | Marino the Martian pass to Marvin the Martian up the right side [deflected by Deion Kool-Aid] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 11:47 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 39 | Marino the Martian pass to Larry the Martian over the middle (dropped - incomplete) | Replay |
| 11:43 | 3rd & 10 | OPP 39 | Vick the Martian rush to the right (1.5 yd loss) [tackle: A Peck Of Tatum] | Replay |
| 11:14 | 4th & 11.5 | OPP 40.5 | Marino the Martian bad pass to Larry the Martian over the middle (incomplete - bad throw) (turnover on downs) | Replay |
| Hartford Bouncing Pickles 11:09 | ||||
| 11:09 | 1st & 10 | OWN 40.5 | The Kosher Kowalski rush [missed tackle: Ray the Martian] to the right (12.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Lott the Martian] | Replay |
| 10:25 | 1st & 10 | OPP 47 | The Big Dill rush to the left (4 yd loss) [tackle: Ronnie the Martian] | Replay |
| 9:50 | 2nd & 14 | OWN 49 | The Big Dill pitch to Omar "Sweetness" Fanning to the left (2 yd gain) [tackle: Lott the Martian] | Replay |
| 9:15 | 3rd & 11.5 | OPP 48.5 | The Big Dill pass to Hot and Spicy Gault up the right side [deflected by Champ the Martian] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 9:10 | 4th & 11.5 | OPP 48.5 | Punt by Cornichon Ronaldo, 9 yd, fielded by Mitchell the Martian (fair catch) | Replay |
| Martian Invasion 9:06 | ||||
| 9:06 | 1st & 10 | OWN 40 | Vick the Martian rush [TD] to the right (60 yd gain) | Replay |
| 8:49 | Extra point attempted by Murray the Martian, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Hartford Bouncing Pickles 8:49 | ||||
| 8:49 | Kickoff by Murray the Martian, 51 yd, fielded by Tommy Pickels III Returns (18.5 yd return) [tackle: Urlacher the Martian] | Replay | ||
| 8:45 | 1st & 10 | OWN 37.5 | The Kosher Kowalski rush up the middle (1.5 yd gain) [tackle: Lewis the Martian] | Replay |
| 8:18 | 2nd & 8.5 | OWN 39 | The Big Dill pass to Hot and Spicy Wayne up the right side, caught (10 yd gain) [tackle: Woodson the Martian] | Replay |
| 7:34 | 1st & 10 | OWN 49 | The Kosher Kowalski rush [missed tackle: Lewis the Martian] up the middle (4 yd gain) [tackle: Steve the Martian] | Replay |
| 7:03 | 2nd & 6 | OPP 47 | The Big Dill pitch to Omar "Sweetness" Fanning [TD] to the right (47 yd gain) | Replay |
| 6:49 | Extra point attempted by Cornichon Ronaldo, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Martian Invasion 6:49 | ||||
| 6:49 | Kickoff by Cornichon Ronaldo, 61 yd, fielded by Mitchell the Martian (18.5 yd return) [diving tackle: Ray Gherkin] | Replay | ||
| 6:44 | 1st & 10 | OWN 28 | Marino the Martian pass to Larry the Martian over the middle, caught (1 yd gain) [diving tackle: Full Sour Katz] | Replay |
| 6:12 | 2nd & 9 | OWN 28.5 | Vick the Martian rush to the right (1.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Derrick Gherkin] | Replay |
| 5:45 | 3rd & 7.5 | OWN 30 | Marino the Martian pass to Larry the Martian over the middle, caught (1.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Half Sour Schlotzky] | Replay |
| 5:14 | 4th & 6 | OWN 31.5 | Marino the Martian pitch to Barry the Martian to the right (15.5 yd gain) [tackle: A Peck of Rod] | Replay |
| 4:42 | 1st & 10 | OWN 47 | Marino the Martian pass to Larry the Martian over the middle [deflected by Junior Gherkin] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 4:38 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 47 | Marino the Martian pass to Larry the Martian over the middle [deflected by Deon Kool- Aid] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 4:33 | 3rd & 10 | OWN 47 | Marino the Martian pass to Marvin the Martian up the left side [deflected by A Peck of Rod] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 4:27 | 4th & 10 | OWN 47 | Vick the Martian rush to the right (0.5 yd gain) (turnover on downs) [tackle: A Peck of Tatum] | Replay |
| Hartford Bouncing Pickles 4:21 | ||||
| 4:21 | 1st & 10 | OPP 48 | The Kosher Kowalski rush [missed diving tackle: Lewis the Martian] up the middle (3.5 yd gain) [tackle: Urlacher the Martian] | Replay |
| 3:47 | 2nd & 6.5 | OPP 44 | The Big Dill pass to Hot and Spicy Gault over the middle, caught (8 yd gain) [tackle: Deion the Neon Martian] | Replay |
| 3:17 | 1st & 10 | OPP 36 | The Big Dill pitch to Omar "Sweetness" Fanning to the left (1.5 yd gain) [tackle: Lott the Martian] | Replay |
| 2:34 | 2nd & 8.5 | OPP 35 | The Big Dill pitch to Omar "Sweetness" Fanning [TD] to the right (35 yd gain) | Replay |
| 2:22 | Extra point attempted by Cornichon Ronaldo, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Martian Invasion 2:22 | ||||
| 2:22 | Kickoff by Cornichon Ronaldo, 47 yd, fielded by Mitchell the Martian (21.5 yd return) [tackle: Sam Gherkin] | Replay | ||
| 2:15 | 1st & 10 | OWN 45 | Marino the Martian pass to Marshall the Martian over the middle, jumping catch attempt, caught (1 yd gain) [tackle: Full Sour Rhien] | Replay |
| 1:37 | 2nd & 9 | OWN 46 | Marino the Martian pass to Larry the Martian over the middle, caught (2.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Full Sour Zaander] | Replay |
| 1:12 | 3rd & 6.5 | OWN 48.5 | Marino the Martian pitch to Okoye Simpson to the left (5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Mel Kool-Aid] | Replay |
| 0:29 | 4th & 1 | OPP 46.5 | Vick the Martian rush up the middle (1 yd gain) (turnover on downs) [tackle: Derrick Gherkin] | Replay |
| Hartford Bouncing Pickles 0:26 | ||||
| 0:26 | 1st & 10 | OWN 45 | The Big Dill pass to Hot and Spicy Wayne up the right side [deflected by Champ the Martian] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 0:22 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 45 | The Big Dill rush to the left (10 yd gain) [diving tackle: Woodson the Martian] | Replay |