Play by Play
| 2nd Quarter | ||||
| Spaghetti West 15:00 | ||||
| 15:00 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 36.5 | Blondie SW pass to Not Another Casual Dot over the middle, caught (7.5 yd gain) [Monster Hit tackle: DVS Broodmother] | Replay |
| 14:26 | 3rd & 2.5 | OPP 29 | BENNI SCHWERT HB rush [missed diving tackle: Clyde Dubois (Spin)] up the middle (1.5 yd gain) [tackle: Jerome OrWanda] | Replay |
| 13:48 | 4th & 1.5 | OPP 27.5 | 44.5 yd field goal attempted by Bill Carson, made [FG] | Replay |
| DEATH VALLEY STEELERS 13:44 | ||||
| 13:44 | Kickoff by Bill Carson, 75 yd, fielded by Quicksilver Duhalski, 0 yds (touchback) | Replay | ||
| 13:44 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | DVS Caitlyn pass to Wei Shi Lindon over the middle, caught (5 yd gain) [tackle: Dean Ambrose] | Replay |
| 13:09 | 2nd & 5 | OWN 25 | Warzen Schwein rush up the middle (1 yd gain) [diving tackle: Father Pablo] | Replay |
| 12:41 | 3rd & 4 | OWN 26 | DVS Caitlyn pass to DVS Kai'Sa over the middle [deflected by Urine Trouble] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 12:38 | 4th & 4 | OWN 26 | Punt by DVS PUNTA, 42 yd, fielded by Tuco Benedicto (fair catch) | Replay |
| Spaghetti West 12:32 | ||||
| 12:32 | 1st & 10 | OWN 32 | Blondie SW pass to Aldo Hendrix up the left side, caught (5.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Hunter Herman] | Replay |
| 12:00 | 2nd & 4.5 | OWN 38 | Jill McBain rush to the left (0.5 yd gain) [tackle: Clyde Dubois] | Replay |
| 11:33 | 3rd & 4 | OWN 38.5 | Blondie SW pass to Not Another Casual Dot over the middle [deflected by John Entwistle] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 11:30 | 4th & 4 | OWN 38.5 | Punt by Arch Stanton, 45 yd, fielded by Quicksilver Duhalski (5.5 yd return) [diving tackle: Nick Knockerman] | Replay |
| DEATH VALLEY STEELERS 11:23 | ||||
| 11:23 | 1st & 10 | OWN 22 | DVS Caitlyn pass to MM Thrall over the middle, caught (5 yd gain) [tackle: Dean Ambrose] | Replay |
| 10:52 | 2nd & 5 | OWN 27 | Warzen Schwein rush [missed diving tackle: John Wick] [missed tackle: Jackson Blackblood] to the right (6.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Father Pablo] | Replay |
| 10:11 | 1st & 10 | OWN 33.5 | Warzen Schwein rush to the right (1 yd gain) [diving tackle: Father Pablo] | Replay |
| 9:29 | 2nd & 9 | OWN 34.5 | DVS Caitlyn pitch to Warzen Schwein [missed diving tackle: Sondra Locke] [missed diving tackle: Geralt of Rivia] [missed tackle: English Bob] [TD] to the left (65.5 yd gain) | Replay |
| 9:16 | Extra point attempted by DVS KICKA, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Spaghetti West 9:16 | ||||
| 9:16 | Kickoff by DVS KICKA, 80.5 yds (touchback) | Replay | ||
| 9:16 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | Blondie SW pitch to Jill McBain [missed tackle: Dixon Slaughter (Lower the Shoulder)] to the left (1 yd loss) [diving tackle: Luis Kinsey] | Replay |
| 8:50 | 2nd & 11 | OWN 19 | Dr. Mrs. the Monarch rush [missed tackle: Dixon Slaughter (Power Through)] to the left (0.5 yd loss) [diving tackle: Redmond McGee DuHaLsKi] | Replay |
| 8:22 | 3rd & 11 | OWN 19 | Blondie SW pass to RANDY DANDY MOSSY over the middle [deflected by John Entwistle] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 8:17 | 4th & 11 | OWN 19 | Punt by Arch Stanton, 60 yd, fielded by Quicksilver Duhalski (16 yd return) [diving tackle: Pictures of Matchstick Men] | Replay |
| DEATH VALLEY STEELERS 8:09 | ||||
| 8:09 | 1st & 10 | OWN 37 | Double IPA Special DuhAlsKi rush up the middle (4.5 yd gain) [tackle: Urine Trouble] | Replay |
| 7:37 | 2nd & 5.5 | OWN 41.5 | DVS Caitlyn screen pass to Double IPA Special DuhAlsKi to the left side, caught (7 yd gain) [diving tackle: Quinn Quinn] | Replay |
| 6:53 | 1st & 10 | OWN 48.5 | DVS Caitlyn screen pass to Wei Shi Lindon, hurried by Flip Noble, to the left side, caught (14 yd gain) [tackle: Sondra Locke] | Replay |
| 6:25 | 1st & 10 | OPP 37.5 | Double IPA Special DuhAlsKi rush[forced fumble: John Wick], fumbled , recovered by Judge Fenton [missed diving tackle: Niko Augustine] (3 yd return) [diving tackle: Lockwood IPA DuHalsKi] | Replay |
| Spaghetti West 6:19 | ||||
| 6:19 | 1st & 10 | OWN 36 | Blondie SW pitch to Jill McBain [missed tackle: Stanley Lipstrob (Power Through)] to the left (2 yd gain) [tackle: Phobos I] | Replay |
| 5:54 | 2nd & 8 | OWN 38 | Blondie SW screen pass to BENNI SCHWERT HB to the left side, caught [missed diving tackle: Dave Van Snyder (Spin)] (8.5 yd gain) [tackle: McLovin payne DuhalAsKi] | Replay |
| 5:21 | 1st & 10 | OWN 46.5 | Blondie SW pass to Not Another Casual Dot up the right side, caught (6 yd gain) [diving tackle: Venom Sledge DuHaLsKi] | Replay |
| 4:44 | 2nd & 4 | OPP 47.5 | BENNI SCHWERT HB rush up the middle (3 yd gain) [diving tackle: Redmond McGee DuHaLsKi] | Replay |
| 4:14 | 3rd & 1 | OPP 44.5 | BENNI SCHWERT HB rush up the middle (0.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Jerome OrWanda] | Replay |
| 3:50 | 4th & inches | OPP 44 | Dr. Mrs. the Monarch rush up the middle (3 yd gain) [tackle: Skooby Watkins DuHalsKi] | Replay |
| 3:12 | 1st & 10 | OPP 40.5 | Blondie SW pass to Sister Sara over the middle, caught (14.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Public Ebony 8] | Replay |
| 2:35 | 1st & 10 | OPP 26.5 | Jill McBain rush to the left (1 yd gain) [diving tackle: Redmond McGee DuHaLsKi] | Replay |
| 2:03 | 2nd & 9 | OPP 25 | Blondie SW pass to Not Another Casual Dot over the middle, caught (8 yd gain) [diving tackle: John Entwistle] | Replay |
| 1:58 | 3rd & 1 | OPP 17 | BENNI SCHWERT HB rush up the middle (3.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Pimpin Aint Easy] | Replay |
| 1:35 | 1st & 10 | OPP 13.5 | Blondie SW pass to Aldo Hendrix over the middle, caught (8.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: DVS Broodmother] | Replay |
| 1:30 | 2nd & 1.5 | OPP 5 | Offensive Timeout Called: Spaghetti West | Replay |
| 1:30 | 2nd & 1.5 | OPP 5 | Blondie SW pass to Aldo Hendrix over the middle, caught, knocked loose by Pimpin Aint Easy [deflected by Pimpin Aint Easy] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 1:25 | 3rd & 1.5 | OPP 5 | Blondie SW pass to Not Another Casual Dot over the middle, caught [TD] (5 yd gain) | Replay |
| 1:21 | Extra point attempted by Bill Carson, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| DEATH VALLEY STEELERS 1:21 | ||||
| 1:21 | Kickoff by Bill Carson, 76 yd, fielded by Quicksilver Duhalski, 0 yds (touchback) | Replay | ||
| 1:21 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | DVS Caitlyn screen pass to Wei Shi Lindon to the left side, caught (6 yd gain) [diving tackle: Geralt of Rivia] | Replay |
| 0:44 | 2nd & 4 | OWN 26 | DVS Caitlyn pass to Larry Fitzgerald over the middle, caught (24.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Granny Sarah] | Replay |
| 0:39 | 1st & 10 | OPP 50 | Offensive Timeout Called: DEATH VALLEY STEELERS | Replay |
| 0:39 | 1st & 10 | OPP 50 | DVS Caitlyn pass to Larry Fitzgerald over the middle, caught (3 yd gain) [tackle: Urine Trouble] | Replay |
| 0:36 | 2nd & 7 | OPP 47 | Offensive Timeout Called: DEATH VALLEY STEELERS | Replay |
| 0:36 | 2nd & 7 | OPP 47 | DVS Caitlyn screen pass to Wei Shi Lindon to the right side, caught [missed diving tackle: Granny Sarah (Spin)] (12.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Dean Ambrose] | Replay |
| 0:14 | 1st & 10 | OPP 34.5 | Warzen Schwein rush [missed tackle: Sondra Locke (Power Through)] up the middle (6.5 yd gain) [Monster Hit diving tackle: Schofield Kid] | Replay |
| 0:01 | 2nd & 3.5 | OPP 28 | Offensive Timeout Called: DEATH VALLEY STEELERS | Replay |
| 0:01 | 2nd & 3.5 | OPP 28 | 45 yd field goal attempted by DVS KICKA, made [FG] | Replay |