Play by Play
| 1st Quarter | ||||
| DEATH VALLEY STEELERS 15:00 | ||||
| 15:00 | Kickoff by Bill Carson, 74 yd, fielded by Quicksilver Duhalski, 0 yds (touchback) | Replay | ||
| 15:00 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | DVS Power VooDoo IPA DuHaLsKi rush [missed diving tackle: Geralt of Rivia (Power Through)] to the right (5.5 yd gain) [Monster Hit diving tackle: Pictures of Matchstick Men] | Replay |
| 14:29 | 2nd & 4.5 | OWN 25.5 | DVS Caitlyn pitch to Double IPA Special DuhAlsKi [missed diving tackle: Quinn Quinn (Power Through)] [missed tackle: GERRIT COLE'S KNUCKLECURVE LB] to the right (42 yd gain) [diving tackle: Julius McClure] | Replay |
| 13:46 | 1st & 10 | OPP 32 | Warzen Schwein rush [missed tackle: Pictures of Matchstick Men (Power Through)] to the right (2 yd gain) [diving tackle: Judge Fenton] | Replay |
| 13:08 | 2nd & 8 | OPP 30.5 | DVS Caitlyn screen pass to Wei Shi Lindon to the left side, caught [missed tackle: Granny Sarah (Spin)] (6.5 yd gain) [tackle: Nick Knockerman] | Replay |
| 12:24 | 3rd & 1.5 | OPP 23.5 | Warzen Schwein rush up the middle (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: Great Khali] | Replay |
| 11:58 | 1st & 10 | OPP 21.5 | DVS Caitlyn pitch to Double IPA Special DuhAlsKi [missed tackle: Hand Banana (Power Through)] [TD] to the left (21.5 yd gain) | Replay |
| 11:52 | Extra point attempted by DVS KICKA, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Spaghetti West 11:52 | ||||
| 11:52 | Kickoff by DVS KICKA, 72 yd, fielded by Tuco Benedicto (20.5 yd return) [tackle: Rashad Stephens] | Replay | ||
| 11:50 | 1st & 10 | OWN 19 | Blondie SW pitch to BENNI SCHWERT HB [missed diving tackle: Dixon Slaughter (Spin)] to the left (no gain) [tackle: Phobos I] | Replay |
| 11:22 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 18.5 | Blondie SW screen pass to Jill McBain to the left side, caught [missed tackle: Dave Van Snyder (Power Through)] (1.5 yd gain) [tackle: Jerome OrWanda] | Replay |
| 10:53 | 3rd & 8.5 | OWN 20.5 | Blondie SW pass to Not Another Casual Dot over the middle, caught, knocked loose by DVS Broodmother [deflected by DVS Broodmother] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 10:49 | 4th & 8.5 | OWN 20.5 | Punt by Arch Stanton, 65 yd, fielded by Quicksilver Duhalski (23 yd return) [Monster Hit tackle: Quinn Quinn] | Replay |
| DEATH VALLEY STEELERS 10:40 | ||||
| 10:40 | 1st & 10 | OWN 37.5 | Warzen Schwein rush up the middle (3.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Father Pablo] | Replay |
| 10:16 | 2nd & 6.5 | OWN 41 | Quicksilver Duhalski rush up the middle (2.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Great Khali] | Replay |
| 9:45 | 3rd & 4 | OWN 43.5 | DVS Caitlyn pass to DVS Kai'Sa over the middle, caught, knocked loose by English Bob [deflected by English Bob] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 9:42 | 4th & 4 | OWN 43.5 | Punt by DVS PUNTA, 44 yd, fielded by Tuco Benedicto (5 yd return) [Big Hit tackle: Flying Dutchman Duhalski] | Replay |
| Spaghetti West 9:36 | ||||
| 9:36 | 1st & 10 | OWN 18 | Blondie SW pitch to BENNI SCHWERT HB to the left (1 yd loss) [tackle: Jerome OrWanda] | Replay |
| 9:11 | 2nd & 11 | OWN 17 | Blondie SW screen pass to Jill McBain to the left side, caught [missed diving tackle: DVS Miss Fortune (Power Through)] (4 yd gain) [tackle: Mr. Sledge Hammer DuHaLsKi] | Replay |
| 8:36 | 3rd & 7 | OWN 21 | Blondie SW pass to Aldo Hendrix over the middle, caught (14 yd gain) [tackle: DVS Miss Fortune] | Replay |
| 7:57 | 1st & 10 | OWN 35 | Blondie SW pitch to Jill McBain to the left (1 yd gain) [diving tackle: Redmond McGee DuHaLsKi] | Replay |
| 7:17 | 2nd & 9 | OWN 36 | Jill McBain rush to the left (1 yd loss) [diving tackle: Redmond McGee DuHaLsKi] | Replay |
| 6:43 | 3rd & 10.5 | OWN 34.5 | Blondie SW pass to Sister Sara over the middle, caught (37 yd gain) [tackle: Public Ebony 8] | Replay |
| 6:14 | 1st & 10 | OPP 28.5 | Blondie SW pass to Not Another Casual Dot up the left side, caught (6.5 yd gain) [tackle: Luis Kinsey] | Replay |
| 5:39 | 2nd & 3.5 | OPP 22 | Blondie SW screen pass to Not Another Casual Dot to the left side, caught (0.5 yd loss) [tackle: DVS Miss Fortune] | Replay |
| 5:07 | 3rd & 3.5 | OPP 22.5 | BENNI SCHWERT HB rush up the middle (1.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Skooby Watkins DuHalsKi] | Replay |
| 4:37 | 4th & 2 | OPP 20.5 | 37.5 yd field goal attempted by Bill Carson, made [FG] | Replay |
| DEATH VALLEY STEELERS 4:33 | ||||
| 4:33 | Kickoff by Bill Carson, 72 yd, fielded by Quicksilver Duhalski (22.5 yd return) [Monster Hit diving tackle: Taz Devil] | Replay | ||
| 4:30 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20.5 | DVS Caitlyn pass to Niko Augustine up the left side, caught (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: GERRIT COLE'S KNUCKLECURVE LB] | Replay |
| 3:48 | 2nd & 7.5 | OWN 23.5 | DVS Caitlyn screen pass to Wei Shi Lindon to the left side, caught (2 yd loss) [tackle: Hulk Hogan] | Replay |
| 3:07 | 3rd & 9.5 | OWN 21.5 | DVS Caitlyn pass to MM Thrall over the middle, caught (5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Dean Ambrose] | Replay |
| 2:39 | 4th & 4.5 | OWN 26.5 | Punt by DVS PUNTA, 35 yd, fielded by Tuco Benedicto (fair catch) | Replay |
| Spaghetti West 2:32 | ||||
| 2:32 | 1st & 10 | OWN 39 | Blondie SW pitch to Jill McBain [missed tackle: DVS Miss Fortune (Power Through)] to the left (3.5 yd gain) [tackle: John Entwistle] | Replay |
| 2:02 | 2nd & 6.5 | OWN 42.5 | BENNI SCHWERT HB rush to the left (8 yd gain) [tackle: Dave Van Snyder] | Replay |
| 1:22 | 1st & 10 | OPP 49.5 | Jill McBain rush [missed diving tackle: Phobos I (Hurdle)] to the left (1.5 yd gain) [tackle: Skooby Watkins DuHalsKi] | Replay |
| 0:49 | 2nd & 8.5 | OPP 48 | Blondie SW bad pass to VOLODYMYR ZELENSKYY WR, hurried by Here it Comes Boogedey Boogerdey, up the right side [deflected by DVS Akali] (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 0:44 | 3rd & 8.5 | OPP 48 | Blondie SW pass to Aldo Hendrix over the middle, caught [missed tackle: Public Ebony 8] (11.5 yd gain) [tackle: McLovin payne DuhalAsKi] | Replay |
| 0:11 | 1st & 10 | OPP 36.5 | False start penalty committed by John Vernon | Replay |
| 0:11 | 1st & 15 | OPP 41.5 | Blondie SW pitch to Jill McBain to the left (5 yd gain) [tackle: Redmond McGee DuHaLsKi] | Replay |
| 2nd Quarter | ||||
| 15:00 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 36.5 | Blondie SW pass to Not Another Casual Dot over the middle, caught (7.5 yd gain) [Monster Hit tackle: DVS Broodmother] | Replay |
| 14:26 | 3rd & 2.5 | OPP 29 | BENNI SCHWERT HB rush [missed diving tackle: Clyde Dubois (Spin)] up the middle (1.5 yd gain) [tackle: Jerome OrWanda] | Replay |
| 13:48 | 4th & 1.5 | OPP 27.5 | 44.5 yd field goal attempted by Bill Carson, made [FG] | Replay |
| DEATH VALLEY STEELERS 13:44 | ||||
| 13:44 | Kickoff by Bill Carson, 75 yd, fielded by Quicksilver Duhalski, 0 yds (touchback) | Replay | ||
| 13:44 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | DVS Caitlyn pass to Wei Shi Lindon over the middle, caught (5 yd gain) [tackle: Dean Ambrose] | Replay |
| 13:09 | 2nd & 5 | OWN 25 | Warzen Schwein rush up the middle (1 yd gain) [diving tackle: Father Pablo] | Replay |
| 12:41 | 3rd & 4 | OWN 26 | DVS Caitlyn pass to DVS Kai'Sa over the middle [deflected by Urine Trouble] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 12:38 | 4th & 4 | OWN 26 | Punt by DVS PUNTA, 42 yd, fielded by Tuco Benedicto (fair catch) | Replay |
| Spaghetti West 12:32 | ||||
| 12:32 | 1st & 10 | OWN 32 | Blondie SW pass to Aldo Hendrix up the left side, caught (5.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Hunter Herman] | Replay |
| 12:00 | 2nd & 4.5 | OWN 38 | Jill McBain rush to the left (0.5 yd gain) [tackle: Clyde Dubois] | Replay |
| 11:33 | 3rd & 4 | OWN 38.5 | Blondie SW pass to Not Another Casual Dot over the middle [deflected by John Entwistle] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 11:30 | 4th & 4 | OWN 38.5 | Punt by Arch Stanton, 45 yd, fielded by Quicksilver Duhalski (5.5 yd return) [diving tackle: Nick Knockerman] | Replay |
| DEATH VALLEY STEELERS 11:23 | ||||
| 11:23 | 1st & 10 | OWN 22 | DVS Caitlyn pass to MM Thrall over the middle, caught (5 yd gain) [tackle: Dean Ambrose] | Replay |
| 10:52 | 2nd & 5 | OWN 27 | Warzen Schwein rush [missed diving tackle: John Wick] [missed tackle: Jackson Blackblood] to the right (6.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Father Pablo] | Replay |
| 10:11 | 1st & 10 | OWN 33.5 | Warzen Schwein rush to the right (1 yd gain) [diving tackle: Father Pablo] | Replay |
| 9:29 | 2nd & 9 | OWN 34.5 | DVS Caitlyn pitch to Warzen Schwein [missed diving tackle: Sondra Locke] [missed diving tackle: Geralt of Rivia] [missed tackle: English Bob] [TD] to the left (65.5 yd gain) | Replay |
| 9:16 | Extra point attempted by DVS KICKA, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Spaghetti West 9:16 | ||||
| 9:16 | Kickoff by DVS KICKA, 80.5 yds (touchback) | Replay | ||
| 9:16 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | Blondie SW pitch to Jill McBain [missed tackle: Dixon Slaughter (Lower the Shoulder)] to the left (1 yd loss) [diving tackle: Luis Kinsey] | Replay |
| 8:50 | 2nd & 11 | OWN 19 | Dr. Mrs. the Monarch rush [missed tackle: Dixon Slaughter (Power Through)] to the left (0.5 yd loss) [diving tackle: Redmond McGee DuHaLsKi] | Replay |
| 8:22 | 3rd & 11 | OWN 19 | Blondie SW pass to RANDY DANDY MOSSY over the middle [deflected by John Entwistle] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 8:17 | 4th & 11 | OWN 19 | Punt by Arch Stanton, 60 yd, fielded by Quicksilver Duhalski (16 yd return) [diving tackle: Pictures of Matchstick Men] | Replay |
| DEATH VALLEY STEELERS 8:09 | ||||
| 8:09 | 1st & 10 | OWN 37 | Double IPA Special DuhAlsKi rush up the middle (4.5 yd gain) [tackle: Urine Trouble] | Replay |
| 7:37 | 2nd & 5.5 | OWN 41.5 | DVS Caitlyn screen pass to Double IPA Special DuhAlsKi to the left side, caught (7 yd gain) [diving tackle: Quinn Quinn] | Replay |
| 6:53 | 1st & 10 | OWN 48.5 | DVS Caitlyn screen pass to Wei Shi Lindon, hurried by Flip Noble, to the left side, caught (14 yd gain) [tackle: Sondra Locke] | Replay |
| 6:25 | 1st & 10 | OPP 37.5 | Double IPA Special DuhAlsKi rush[forced fumble: John Wick], fumbled , recovered by Judge Fenton [missed diving tackle: Niko Augustine] (3 yd return) [diving tackle: Lockwood IPA DuHalsKi] | Replay |
| Spaghetti West 6:19 | ||||
| 6:19 | 1st & 10 | OWN 36 | Blondie SW pitch to Jill McBain [missed tackle: Stanley Lipstrob (Power Through)] to the left (2 yd gain) [tackle: Phobos I] | Replay |
| 5:54 | 2nd & 8 | OWN 38 | Blondie SW screen pass to BENNI SCHWERT HB to the left side, caught [missed diving tackle: Dave Van Snyder (Spin)] (8.5 yd gain) [tackle: McLovin payne DuhalAsKi] | Replay |
| 5:21 | 1st & 10 | OWN 46.5 | Blondie SW pass to Not Another Casual Dot up the right side, caught (6 yd gain) [diving tackle: Venom Sledge DuHaLsKi] | Replay |
| 4:44 | 2nd & 4 | OPP 47.5 | BENNI SCHWERT HB rush up the middle (3 yd gain) [diving tackle: Redmond McGee DuHaLsKi] | Replay |
| 4:14 | 3rd & 1 | OPP 44.5 | BENNI SCHWERT HB rush up the middle (0.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Jerome OrWanda] | Replay |
| 3:50 | 4th & inches | OPP 44 | Dr. Mrs. the Monarch rush up the middle (3 yd gain) [tackle: Skooby Watkins DuHalsKi] | Replay |
| 3:12 | 1st & 10 | OPP 40.5 | Blondie SW pass to Sister Sara over the middle, caught (14.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Public Ebony 8] | Replay |
| 2:35 | 1st & 10 | OPP 26.5 | Jill McBain rush to the left (1 yd gain) [diving tackle: Redmond McGee DuHaLsKi] | Replay |
| 2:03 | 2nd & 9 | OPP 25 | Blondie SW pass to Not Another Casual Dot over the middle, caught (8 yd gain) [diving tackle: John Entwistle] | Replay |
| 1:58 | 3rd & 1 | OPP 17 | BENNI SCHWERT HB rush up the middle (3.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Pimpin Aint Easy] | Replay |
| 1:35 | 1st & 10 | OPP 13.5 | Blondie SW pass to Aldo Hendrix over the middle, caught (8.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: DVS Broodmother] | Replay |
| 1:30 | 2nd & 1.5 | OPP 5 | Offensive Timeout Called: Spaghetti West | Replay |
| 1:30 | 2nd & 1.5 | OPP 5 | Blondie SW pass to Aldo Hendrix over the middle, caught, knocked loose by Pimpin Aint Easy [deflected by Pimpin Aint Easy] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 1:25 | 3rd & 1.5 | OPP 5 | Blondie SW pass to Not Another Casual Dot over the middle, caught [TD] (5 yd gain) | Replay |
| 1:21 | Extra point attempted by Bill Carson, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| DEATH VALLEY STEELERS 1:21 | ||||
| 1:21 | Kickoff by Bill Carson, 76 yd, fielded by Quicksilver Duhalski, 0 yds (touchback) | Replay | ||
| 1:21 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | DVS Caitlyn screen pass to Wei Shi Lindon to the left side, caught (6 yd gain) [diving tackle: Geralt of Rivia] | Replay |
| 0:44 | 2nd & 4 | OWN 26 | DVS Caitlyn pass to Larry Fitzgerald over the middle, caught (24.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Granny Sarah] | Replay |
| 0:39 | 1st & 10 | OPP 50 | Offensive Timeout Called: DEATH VALLEY STEELERS | Replay |
| 0:39 | 1st & 10 | OPP 50 | DVS Caitlyn pass to Larry Fitzgerald over the middle, caught (3 yd gain) [tackle: Urine Trouble] | Replay |
| 0:36 | 2nd & 7 | OPP 47 | Offensive Timeout Called: DEATH VALLEY STEELERS | Replay |
| 0:36 | 2nd & 7 | OPP 47 | DVS Caitlyn screen pass to Wei Shi Lindon to the right side, caught [missed diving tackle: Granny Sarah (Spin)] (12.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Dean Ambrose] | Replay |
| 0:14 | 1st & 10 | OPP 34.5 | Warzen Schwein rush [missed tackle: Sondra Locke (Power Through)] up the middle (6.5 yd gain) [Monster Hit diving tackle: Schofield Kid] | Replay |
| 0:01 | 2nd & 3.5 | OPP 28 | Offensive Timeout Called: DEATH VALLEY STEELERS | Replay |
| 0:01 | 2nd & 3.5 | OPP 28 | 45 yd field goal attempted by DVS KICKA, made [FG] | Replay |
| 3rd Quarter | ||||
| Spaghetti West 15:00 | ||||
| 15:00 | Kickoff by DVS KICKA, 65 yd, fielded by Tuco Benedicto (23.5 yd return) [tackle: DVS Akali] | Replay | ||
| 14:57 | 1st & 10 | OWN 28.5 | Jill McBain rush to the left (2.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Skooby Watkins DuHalsKi] | Replay |
| 14:28 | 2nd & 7.5 | OWN 31 | Blondie SW screen pass to Jill McBain to the left side, caught [missed diving tackle: DVS Miss Fortune (Power Through)] (1 yd loss) [Monster Hit tackle: Stanley Lipstrob] | Replay |
| 13:47 | 3rd & 8 | OWN 30 | Blondie SW pass to Sister Sara over the middle, caught [TD] (70 yd gain) | Replay |
| 13:38 | Extra point attempted by Bill Carson, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| DEATH VALLEY STEELERS 13:38 | ||||
| 13:38 | Kickoff by Bill Carson, 67 yd, fielded by Quicksilver Duhalski [missed diving tackle: Hand Banana] (34.5 yd return) [tackle: Quinn Quinn] | Replay | ||
| 13:34 | 1st & 10 | OWN 37 | Double IPA Special DuhAlsKi rush [missed tackle: John Wick (Power Through)] to the left (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: Aldo Giuffrè] | Replay |
| 13:11 | 2nd & 7.5 | OWN 39.5 | Double IPA Special DuhAlsKi rush up the middle (3.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Father Pablo] | Replay |
| 12:47 | 3rd & 4 | OWN 43 | DVS Caitlyn pass to DVS Night Stalker up the right side, caught (4.5 yd gain) [tackle: GERRIT COLE'S KNUCKLECURVE LB] | Replay |
| 12:10 | 1st & 10 | OWN 47.5 | Double IPA Special DuhAlsKi rush up the middle (5.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Dean Ambrose] | Replay |
| 11:37 | 2nd & 4.5 | OPP 47 | DVS Caitlyn pass to Rocky Jaramillo up the left side intercepted by Sondra Locke (-1 yd return) [diving tackle: Rocky Jaramillo] | Replay |
| Spaghetti West 11:31 | ||||
| 11:31 | 1st & 10 | OWN 9 | Blondie SW pass to Aldo Hendrix over the middle (dropped - incomplete) | Replay |
| 11:27 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 9 | Blondie SW bad pass to Allan Goode, hurried by Deimos I, over the middle [deflected by DVS Akali] (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 11:21 | 3rd & 10 | OWN 9 | Blondie SW pass to RANDY DANDY MOSSY up the right side intercepted by Dixon Slaughter (0 yd return) [tackle: RANDY DANDY MOSSY] | Replay |
| DEATH VALLEY STEELERS 11:17 | ||||
| 11:17 | 1st & 10 | OPP 24 | DVS Caitlyn pass to Wei Shi Lindon over the middle [deflected by Aldo Giuffrè] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 11:13 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 24 | DVS Caitlyn pitch to Double IPA Special DuhAlsKi [missed tackle: Dean Ambrose (Power Through)] to the right (3.5 yd gain) [Monster Hit diving tackle: Schofield Kid] | Replay |
| 10:40 | 3rd & 6.5 | OPP 20 | DVS Caitlyn bad pass to DVS Kai'Sa, hurried by Flip Noble, over the middle (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 10:36 | 4th & 6.5 | OPP 20 | 37 yd field goal attempted by DVS KICKA, made [FG] | Replay |
| Spaghetti West 10:32 | ||||
| 10:32 | Kickoff by DVS KICKA, 65 yd, fielded by Tuco Benedicto (18.5 yd return) [Monster Hit diving tackle: Flying Dutchman Duhalski] | Replay | ||
| 10:30 | 1st & 10 | OWN 23 | Blondie SW pitch to Jill McBain to the left (3 yd gain) [tackle: Redmond McGee DuHaLsKi] | Replay |
| 10:03 | 2nd & 7 | OWN 26.5 | Blondie SW pitch to BENNI SCHWERT HB to the left (0.5 yd gain) [Monster Hit diving tackle: Redmond McGee DuHaLsKi] | Replay |
| 9:32 | 3rd & 6 | OWN 27 | Blondie SW pass to Not Another Casual Dot over the middle intercepted by Hunter Herman (0 yd return) [diving tackle: Not Another Casual Dot] | Replay |
| DEATH VALLEY STEELERS 9:27 | ||||
| 9:27 | 1st & 10 | OPP 33 | DVS Caitlyn bad pass to Larry Fitzgerald, hurried by Geralt of Rivia, over the middle (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 9:22 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 33 | DVS Caitlyn sacked by Julius McClure (5 yd loss) | Replay |
| 8:57 | 3rd & 15 | OPP 38 | DVS Caitlyn screen pass to Wei Shi Lindon to the right side, caught (6.5 yd gain) [Monster Hit tackle: English Bob] | Replay |
| 8:26 | 4th & 8 | OPP 31 | 48 yd field goal attempted by DVS KICKA, made [FG] | Replay |
| Spaghetti West 8:22 | ||||
| 8:22 | Kickoff by DVS KICKA, 75 yd, fielded by Tuco Benedicto, 0 yds (touchback) | Replay | ||
| 8:22 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | Blondie SW pitch to Jill McBain [missed tackle: Stanley Lipstrob (Power Through)] [missed diving tackle: Dave Van Snyder (Power Through)] to the left (8 yd gain) [diving tackle: Old Rag Blues] | Replay |
| 7:51 | 2nd & 2 | OWN 28 | BENNI SCHWERT HB rush to the left (3.5 yd gain) [Monster Hit diving tackle: Rino Speed LB DuhLasKi] | Replay |
| 7:11 | 1st & 10 | OWN 32 | Blondie SW pitch to Jill McBain to the left (0.5 yd gain) [tackle: Jerome OrWanda] | Replay |
| 6:40 | 2nd & 9.5 | OWN 32.5 | Blondie SW pitch to Jill McBain to the left (1 yd loss) [diving tackle: Phobos I] | Replay |
| 6:11 | 3rd & 10.5 | OWN 31 | Blondie SW pass to RANDY DANDY MOSSY up the right side, caught (10.5 yd gain) [tackle: Public Ebony 8] | Replay |
| 5:42 | 4th & 0.5 | OWN 41.5 | Dr. Mrs. the Monarch rush up the middle (1.5 yd gain) [tackle: Stanley Lipstrob] | Replay |
| 5:19 | 1st & 10 | OWN 43 | Blondie SW pitch to Jill McBain to the left (2.5 yd loss) [tackle: Phobos I] | Replay |
| 4:45 | 2nd & 12.5 | OWN 40.5 | Blondie SW screen pass to Jill McBain to the left side, caught [missed diving tackle: DVS Miss Fortune (Hurdle)] [missed diving tackle: Redmond McGee DuHaLsKi (Power Through)] [missed tackle: John Entwistle (Power Through)] (8 yd gain) [diving tackle: Old Rag Blues] | Replay |
| 4:14 | 3rd & 4.5 | OWN 48.5 | Blondie SW pass to Not Another Casual Dot over the middle [deflected by Luis Kinsey] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 4:10 | 4th & 4.5 | OWN 48.5 | Punt by Arch Stanton, 41 yd, fielded by Quicksilver Duhalski (11.5 yd return) [diving tackle: Taz Devil] | Replay |
| DEATH VALLEY STEELERS 4:04 | ||||
| 4:04 | 1st & 10 | OWN 21.5 | DVS Caitlyn pass to Niko Augustine over the middle, caught (40.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: GERRIT COLE'S KNUCKLECURVE LB] | Replay |
| 3:38 | 1st & 10 | OPP 38 | DVS Caitlyn pitch to Double IPA Special DuhAlsKi to the left (1 yd loss) [tackle: Schofield Kid] | Replay |
| 3:03 | 2nd & 11 | OPP 38.5 | DVS Power VooDoo IPA DuHaLsKi screen pass to Double IPA Special DuhAlsKi to the left side, caught [missed tackle: Diego SW (Power Through)] (24 yd gain) [diving tackle: John Wick] | Replay |
| 2:30 | 1st & 10 | OPP 15 | DVS Caitlyn screen pass to Wei Shi Lindon to the right side, caught (6 yd gain) [tackle: Dean Ambrose] | Replay |
| 1:57 | 2nd & 4 | OPP 8.5 | Warzen Schwein rush up the middle (8.5 yd gain) [TD] | Replay |
| 1:53 | Extra point attempted by DVS KICKA, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Spaghetti West 1:53 | ||||
| 1:53 | Kickoff by DVS KICKA, 63 yd, fielded by Tuco Benedicto (42.5 yd return) [diving tackle: Dave Van Snyder] | Replay | ||
| 1:48 | 1st & 10 | OWN 49.5 | BENNI SCHWERT HB rush to the left (1 yd loss) [tackle: DVS Miss Fortune] | Replay |
| 1:13 | 2nd & 11 | OWN 48.5 | Blondie SW pitch to Jill McBain [missed tackle: Old Rag Blues] to the left (5 yd gain) [tackle: Stanley Lipstrob] | Replay |
| 0:40 | 3rd & 6 | OPP 46.5 | Blondie SW pass to Aldo Hendrix over the middle, caught (6.5 yd gain) [tackle: Hunter Herman] | Replay |
| 0:01 | 1st & 10 | OPP 40 | BENNI SCHWERT HB rush to the left (3 yd gain) [tackle: Khan Dozier DuHaLsKi] | Replay |
| 4th Quarter | ||||
| 15:00 | 2nd & 7 | OPP 37 | BENNI SCHWERT HB rush up the middle (5.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Skooby Watkins DuHalsKi] | Replay |
| 14:24 | 3rd & 1.5 | OPP 31.5 | Dr. Mrs. the Monarch rush up the middle (1 yd gain) [tackle: Mr. Sledge Hammer DuHaLsKi] | Replay |
| 13:42 | 4th & 0.5 | OPP 30.5 | Dr. Mrs. the Monarch rush up the middle (no gain) (turnover on downs) [tackle: Skooby Watkins DuHalsKi] | Replay |
| DEATH VALLEY STEELERS 13:40 | ||||
| 13:40 | 1st & 10 | OWN 30.5 | DVS Power VooDoo IPA DuHaLsKi pitch to Warzen Schwein [missed tackle: Pictures of Matchstick Men (Power Through)] to the left (10.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Nick Knockerman] | Replay |
| 13:13 | 1st & 10 | OWN 41 | DVS Caitlyn pitch to Double IPA Special DuhAlsKi to the left (0.5 yd gain) [Monster Hit tackle: Schofield Kid] | Replay |
| 12:48 | 2nd & 9.5 | OWN 41.5 | Double IPA Special DuhAlsKi rush to the right (0.5 yd loss) [tackle: Geralt of Rivia] | Replay |
| 12:24 | 3rd & 10 | OWN 41 | DVS Caitlyn pass to Rocky Jaramillo up the right side, caught (25 yd gain) [diving tackle: Granny Sarah] | Replay |
| 11:58 | 1st & 10 | OPP 34 | DVS Power VooDoo IPA DuHaLsKi rush [missed diving tackle: Great Khali (Power Through)] [missed tackle: Quinn Quinn] to the left (5.5 yd gain) [tackle: Pictures of Matchstick Men] | Replay |
| 11:17 | 2nd & 4.5 | OPP 28.5 | DVS Caitlyn pitch to Quicksilver Duhalski to the right (3 yd gain) [Monster Hit diving tackle: Schofield Kid] | Replay |
| 10:39 | 3rd & 1.5 | OPP 25.5 | Warzen Schwein rush [missed diving tackle: Great Khali (Hurdle)] up the middle (3.5 yd gain) [Monster Hit diving tackle: John Wick] | Replay |
| 9:59 | 1st & 10 | OPP 22 | DVS Power VooDoo IPA DuHaLsKi pitch to Quicksilver Duhalski to the left (1 yd gain) [diving tackle: Hulk Hogan] | Replay |
| 9:23 | 2nd & 9 | OPP 21 | Warzen Schwein rush up the middle (1 yd gain) [tackle: Chief Dan George] | Replay |
| 8:55 | 3rd & 8 | OPP 20 | DVS Caitlyn pass to Wei Shi Lindon over the middle, caught (14 yd gain) [diving tackle: Dean Ambrose] | Replay |
| 8:27 | 1st & G | OPP 6 | Quicksilver Duhalski rush to the right (3 yd gain) [Monster Hit diving tackle: Jackson Blackblood] | Replay |
| 7:47 | 2nd & G | OPP 3 | DVS Power VooDoo IPA DuHaLsKi pitch to Quicksilver Duhalski to the left (1.5 yd gain) [tackle: Diego SW] | Replay |
| 7:11 | 3rd & G | OPP 1.5 | Warzen Schwein rush [missed diving tackle: Sondra Locke (Hurdle)] [TD] up the middle (1.5 yd gain) | Replay |
| 7:08 | Extra point attempted by DVS KICKA, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Spaghetti West 7:08 | ||||
| 7:08 | Kickoff by DVS KICKA, 66 yd, fielded by Tuco Benedicto (21 yd return) [diving tackle: DVS Akali] | Replay | ||
| 7:05 | 1st & 10 | OWN 25 | Blondie SW pitch to Jill McBain to the left (1 yd gain) [diving tackle: Phobos I] | Replay |
| 6:25 | 2nd & 9 | OWN 26 | Blondie SW screen pass to BENNI SCHWERT HB to the left side, caught [missed tackle: Dave Van Snyder (Spin)] [missed diving tackle: Public Ebony 8] [missed tackle: Dixon Slaughter] (25.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: McLovin payne DuhalAsKi] | Replay |
| 5:48 | 1st & 10 | OPP 49 | Blondie SW pass to Aldo Hendrix over the middle intercepted by Public Ebony 8 (0 yd return) [diving tackle: Aldo Hendrix] | Replay |
| DEATH VALLEY STEELERS 5:44 | ||||
| 5:44 | 1st & 10 | OWN 43 | Double IPA Special DuhAlsKi rush up the middle (4.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Pictures of Matchstick Men] | Replay |
| 4:56 | 2nd & 5.5 | OWN 47.5 | Double IPA Special DuhAlsKi rush [missed tackle: Sondra Locke (Power Through)] [missed diving tackle: Jackson Blackblood (Power Through)][Monster Hit forced fumble: John Wick], fumbled , recovered by Wrecking Ball DuHalsKi (0 yd return) [diving tackle: Judge Fenton] | Replay |
| 4:05 | 1st & 10 | OPP 44 | Warzen Schwein rush up the middle (5 yd gain) [diving tackle: John Wick] | Replay |
| 3:16 | 2nd & 5 | OPP 39 | Warzen Schwein rush up the middle (1 yd gain) [diving tackle: Father Pablo] | Replay |
| 2:28 | 3rd & 4 | OPP 38 | DVS Caitlyn pass to Niko Augustine over the middle, caught (7 yd gain) [tackle: GERRIT COLE'S KNUCKLECURVE LB] | Replay |
| 2:00 | 1st & 10 | OPP 31 | Double IPA Special DuhAlsKi rush to the right (3 yd gain) [tackle: Chief Dan George] | Replay |
| 1:56 | 2nd & 7 | OPP 28 | Defensive Timeout Called: Spaghetti West | Replay |
| 1:56 | 2nd & 7 | OPP 28 | Warzen Schwein rush to the right (0.5 yd gain) [tackle: Chief Dan George] | Replay |
| 1:53 | 3rd & 6.5 | OPP 27.5 | Defensive Timeout Called: Spaghetti West | Replay |
| 1:53 | 3rd & 6.5 | OPP 27.5 | DVS Caitlyn pass to MM Thrall over the middle, caught (7.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: GERRIT COLE'S KNUCKLECURVE LB] | Replay |
| 1:50 | 1st & 10 | OPP 20.5 | Defensive Timeout Called: Spaghetti West | Replay |
| 1:50 | 1st & 10 | OPP 20.5 | DVS Caitlyn rush up the middle (1 yd loss) | Replay |
| 1:03 | 2nd & 11 | OPP 21.5 | DVS Power VooDoo IPA DuHaLsKi rush up the middle (1 yd loss) | Replay |
| 0:16 | 3rd & 12 | OPP 22.5 | DVS Caitlyn rush up the middle (1 yd loss) | Replay |





