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Box Score
| Scoring Summary | ||||
| 1st Quarter | ||||
| 11:58 | DEATH VALLEY | TD | DVS Caitlyn pitch to Double IPA Special DuhAlsKi [missed tackle: Hand Banana (Power Through)] [TD] to the left (21.5 yd gain); Extra point attempted by DVS KICKA, made [XP] | Replay |
| 4:37 | Spaghetti | FG | 37.5 yd field goal attempted by Bill Carson, made [FG] | Replay |
| 2nd Quarter | ||||
| 13:48 | Spaghetti | FG | 44.5 yd field goal attempted by Bill Carson, made [FG] | Replay |
| 9:29 | DEATH VALLEY | TD | DVS Caitlyn pitch to Warzen Schwein [missed diving tackle: Sondra Locke] [missed diving tackle: Geralt of Rivia] [missed tackle: English Bob] [TD] to the left (65.5 yd gain); Extra point attempted by DVS KICKA, made [XP] | Replay |
| 1:25 | Spaghetti | TD | Blondie SW pass to Not Another Casual Dot over the middle, caught [TD] (5 yd gain); Extra point attempted by Bill Carson, made [XP] | Replay |
| 0:01 | DEATH VALLEY | FG | 45 yd field goal attempted by DVS KICKA, made [FG] | Replay |
| 3rd Quarter | ||||
| 13:47 | Spaghetti | TD | Blondie SW pass to Sister Sara over the middle, caught [TD] (70 yd gain); Extra point attempted by Bill Carson, made [XP] | Replay |
| 10:36 | DEATH VALLEY | FG | 37 yd field goal attempted by DVS KICKA, made [FG] | Replay |
| 8:26 | DEATH VALLEY | FG | 48 yd field goal attempted by DVS KICKA, made [FG] | Replay |
| 1:57 | DEATH VALLEY | TD | Warzen Schwein rush up the middle (8.5 yd gain) [TD]; Extra point attempted by DVS KICKA, made [XP] | Replay |
| 4th Quarter | ||||
| 7:11 | DEATH VALLEY | TD | Warzen Schwein rush [missed diving tackle: Sondra Locke (Hurdle)] [TD] up the middle (1.5 yd gain); Extra point attempted by DVS KICKA, made [XP] | Replay |
| 5th Quarter | ||||
| Team Stats | ||
| DEATH VALLEY | Spaghetti | |
| TOTAL NET YARDS | 447.5 | 319.5 |
| TOTAL RUSHING YARDS | 223.5 | 62.5 |
| Rushes | 41 | 35 |
| Yards/Rush | 5.5 | 1.8 |
| TOTAL PASSING YARDS | 224 | 257 |
| Completions/Attempts | 21/27 | 21/32 |
| Yards/Pass | 8.3 | 8 |
| Times Sacked | 1 | 0 |
| Times Intercepted | 1 | 3 |
| PUNTS | 3 | 4 |
| Yards per Punt | 40.3 | 52.8 |
| PENALTIES | 0 | 1 |
| Penalty Yards | 0 | 5 |
| FUMBLES | 2 | 0 |
| Fumbles Lost | 1 | 0 |
| TIME OF POSSESSION | 31:16 | 28:44 |
| Passing |
| DEATH VALLEY | Plays | Comp | Att | Yds | Pct | Y/A | Hurry | Sack | SackYd | BadTh | Drop | Int | TD |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB DVS Caitlyn |
47 | 20 | 26 | 200 | 76.9 | 7.7 | 3 | 1 | -5 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| QB DVS Power VooDoo IPA DuHaLsKi |
21 | 1 | 1 | 24 | 100 | 24 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Spaghetti | Plays | Comp | Att | Yds | Pct | Y/A | Hurry | Sack | SackYd | BadTh | Drop | Int | TD |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB Blondie SW |
60 | 21 | 32 | 257 | 65.6 | 8 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 3 | 2 |
| QB Dr. Mrs. the Monarch |
8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Rushing |
| DEATH VALLEY | Plays | Rush | Yds | Avg | TD | RushRZ | BrTk | TFL | Fum | FumL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| HB Warzen Schwein |
21 | 16 | 120 | 7.5 | 3 | 2 | 10 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| HB Double IPA Special DuhAlsKi |
17 | 14 | 89.5 | 6.4 | 1 | 0 | 8 | 2 | 2 | 1 |
| HB Quicksilver Duhalski |
17 | 5 | 11 | 2.2 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| QB DVS Caitlyn |
47 | 3 | -7 | -2.3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| QB DVS Power VooDoo IPA DuHaLsKi |
21 | 3 | 10 | 3.3 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FB HanK BlocKmeN DuHaLasKi |
43 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FB Shrek |
37 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FB Niko Augustine |
19 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| HB Wei Shi Lindon |
22 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| Spaghetti | Plays | Rush | Yds | Avg | TD | RushRZ | BrTk | TFL | Fum | FumL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| HB Jill McBain |
24 | 17 | 29 | 1.7 | 0 | 0 | 13 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| HB BENNI SCHWERT HB |
22 | 13 | 28.5 | 2.2 | 0 | 1 | 6 | 2 | 0 | 0 |
| QB Dr. Mrs. the Monarch |
8 | 5 | 5 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| FB Delilah Fitzgerald |
20 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| HB Not Another Casual Dot |
23 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| HB Aldo Hendrix |
20 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Receiving |
| DEATH VALLEY | Plays | Targ | Rec | Yds | Avg | YAC | TD | Drop | TargRZ | Targ3d | Fum | FumL | HB Wei Shi Lindon |
22 | 10 | 9 | 68.5 | 7.6 | 7.9 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| TE DVS Kai'Sa |
24 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| TE MM Thrall |
33 | 3 | 3 | 17.5 | 5.8 | 0.8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 |
| FB Niko Augustine |
19 | 3 | 3 | 50 | 16.7 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Larry Fitzgerald |
15 | 3 | 2 | 27.5 | 13.8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Rocky Jaramillo |
17 | 2 | 1 | 25 | 25 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| HB Double IPA Special DuhAlsKi |
17 | 2 | 2 | 31 | 15.5 | 19 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 1 |
| WR DVS Night Stalker |
24 | 1 | 1 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Sinclair RocKford RocKersoN |
46 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| TE The Webb DuHaLsKi |
16 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| TE Otto Double IPA DuHalSki |
31 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Archer Stokes JaXX |
22 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| TE Lockwood IPA DuHalsKi |
32 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Spaghetti | Plays | Targ | Rec | Yds | Avg | YAC | TD | Drop | TargRZ | Targ3d | Fum | FumL | HB Not Another Casual Dot |
23 | 10 | 6 | 32.5 | 5.4 | 1.6 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| HB Aldo Hendrix |
20 | 8 | 5 | 46 | 9.2 | 2.8 | 0 | 2 | 2 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| HB Jill McBain |
24 | 4 | 4 | 12.5 | 3.1 | 6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR RANDY DANDY MOSSY |
20 | 3 | 1 | 10.5 | 10.5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| TE Sister Sara |
27 | 3 | 3 | 121.5 | 40.5 | 13.8 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 |
| HB BENNI SCHWERT HB |
22 | 2 | 2 | 34 | 17 | 18.8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR VOLODYMYR ZELENSKYY WR |
21 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| TE Allan Goode |
19 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| TE Slow train |
37 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Keanu Key |
23 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| TE Eddie Dane |
32 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| TE Kittle Corn |
31 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Captain Wilson |
21 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| TE BH ... BTE |
39 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Giovanni Gasparo |
22 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Kicking |
| DEATH VALLEY | FGM | FGA | 0-19 | 20-29 | 30-39 | 40-49 | 50+ | XPM | XPA | KO | TB | Yds | Avg |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| K DVS KICKA |
3 | 3 | 0/0 | 0/0 | 1/1 | 2/2 | 0/0 | 4 | 4 | 7 | 2 | 486 | 69.4 |
| Spaghetti | FGM | FGA | 0-19 | 20-29 | 30-39 | 40-49 | 50+ | XPM | XPA | KO | TB | Yds | Avg |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| K Bill Carson |
2 | 2 | 0/0 | 0/0 | 1/1 | 1/1 | 0/0 | 2 | 2 | 5 | 3 | 364 | 72.8 |
| Punting |
| DEATH VALLEY | Punts | Yds | Avg | TB | CofCrn | Inside5 | Inside10 | Inside20 |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| P DVS PUNTA |
3 | 121 | 40.3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| Spaghetti | Punts | Yds | Avg | TB | CofCrn | Inside5 | Inside10 | Inside20 |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| P Arch Stanton |
4 | 211 | 52.8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 |
| Kick/Punt Return |
| DEATH VALLEY | KR | Yds | Avg | TD | PR | Yds | Avg | TD |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| HB Quicksilver Duhalski |
2 | 57 | 28.5 | 0 | 4 | 56 | 14 | 0 |
| Spaghetti | KR | Yds | Avg | TD | PR | Yds | Avg | TD |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| CB Tuco Benedicto |
5 | 126 | 25.2 | 0 | 1 | 5 | 5 | 0 |
| Offensive Line |
| DEATH VALLEY | Plays | Pancakes | RevPnkd | HryAlw | SackAlw |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| G DVS Lifestealer |
55 | 7 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Sinclair RocKford RocKersoN |
46 | 6 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| TE Otto Double IPA DuHalSki |
31 | 5 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| G Grinder DuHaLskI |
54 | 4 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| C DVS Tiny |
47 | 4 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| FB HanK BlocKmeN DuHaLasKi |
43 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| OT DVS Pudge |
53 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| TE Lockwood IPA DuHalsKi |
32 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| OT DVS Tidehunter |
53 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 0 |
| WR Larry Fitzgerald |
15 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| C Land Mover DuHaLsKi |
40 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| G DVS Chaos Knight |
52 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FB Shrek |
37 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| OT Wrecking Ball DuHalsKi |
55 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Spaghetti | Plays | Pancakes | RevPnkd | HryAlw | SackAlw |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| G Ramon Rojo |
49 | 6 | 2 | 0 | 0 |
| G Col. Wallace |
41 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| OT Ten Bears |
41 | 4 | 1 | 1 | 0 |
| C Col. Mortimer |
42 | 3 | 1 | 1 | 0 |
| FB Delilah Fitzgerald |
20 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| TE Eddie Dane |
32 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| G Guy Valenzuela |
56 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 |
| TE Kittle Corn |
31 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| OT The Hunchback |
41 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| OT Matrim Cauthon © |
43 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 |
| OT Harmonica Bronson |
39 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 |
| C John Vernon |
40 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 |
| Defense |
| DEATH VALLEY | Ply | Tk | MsTk | Sack | Yds | Hry | TFL | FFum | FumR | Targ | RecAlw | KL | PD | Int | Yds | DefTD | Pnkd | RevPnk |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| LB DVS Broodmother |
23 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 6 | 6 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Pimpin Aint Easy |
19 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| DE Redmond McGee DuHaLsKi |
38 | 8 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 |
| DT Skooby Watkins DuHalsKi |
32 | 6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 |
| DE Phobos I |
37 | 5 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 5 |
| LB Jerome OrWanda |
36 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FS DVS Miss Fortune |
44 | 3 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 |
| CB McLovin payne DuhalAsKi |
47 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 |
| LB Stanley Lipstrob |
36 | 3 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 1 |
| CB Public Ebony 8 |
48 | 3 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 1 |
| LB Mr. Sledge Hammer DuHaLsKi |
37 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 |
| LB Hunter Herman |
24 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| CB John Entwistle |
50 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 5 | 1 |
| FS Dave Van Snyder |
32 | 2 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Luis Kinsey |
26 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 5 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 |
| CB Old Rag Blues |
44 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 |
| SS DVS Akali |
39 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| SS Flying Dutchman Duhalski |
10 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Rino Speed LB DuhLasKi |
29 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 |
| DT Clyde Dubois |
26 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 |
| TE Lockwood IPA DuHalsKi |
32 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| SS Rashad Stephens |
35 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE Venom Sledge DuHaLsKi |
41 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| DT Khan Dozier DuHaLsKi |
29 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Rocky Jaramillo |
17 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Dixon Slaughter |
47 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| DT Here it Comes Boogedey Boogerdey |
22 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 |
| FB Niko Augustine |
19 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE Deimos I |
38 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| OT Wrecking Ball DuHalsKi |
55 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Spaghetti | Ply | Tk | MsTk | Sack | Yds | Hry | TFL | FFum | FumR | Targ | RecAlw | KL | PD | Int | Yds | DefTD | Pnkd | RevPnk |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| SS English Bob |
40 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Dean Ambrose |
49 | 7 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| DT Father Pablo |
41 | 6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 |
| DE Schofield Kid |
47 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 |
| LB John Wick |
40 | 5 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| LB GERRIT COLE'S KNUCKLECURVE LB |
47 | 5 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 9 | 0 |
| LB Pictures of Matchstick Men |
32 | 4 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Nick Knockerman |
46 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 1 |
| DT Chief Dan George |
40 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| LB Quinn Quinn |
34 | 3 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| CB Julius McClure |
37 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 5 | 0 |
| DT Great Khali |
36 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| DE Geralt of Rivia |
43 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| LB Urine Trouble |
37 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 0 |
| DE Judge Fenton |
38 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 |
| DE Taz Devil |
30 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Granny Sarah |
28 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| DE Hulk Hogan |
38 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| LB Jackson Blackblood |
42 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 0 |
| HB Aldo Hendrix |
20 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR RANDY DANDY MOSSY |
20 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| HB Not Another Casual Dot |
23 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FS Sondra Locke |
40 | 1 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | -1 | 0 | 2 | 0 |
| CB Aldo Giuffrè |
26 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FS Diego SW |
34 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| CB Tuco Benedicto |
10 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DT Flip Noble |
21 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 |
| SS Ethan Darius |
32 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 |
| CB Hand Banana |
20 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| Special Teams |
| DEATH VALLEY | Plays | Tk | MsTk | FFum | FRec | FumRTD | Pnkd | BrTk | Fum | FumL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| SS DVS Akali |
3 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| SS Flying Dutchman Duhalski |
10 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FS Dave Van Snyder |
4 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| SS Rashad Stephens |
3 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Spaghetti | Plays | Tk | MsTk | FFum | FRec | FumRTD | Pnkd | BrTk | Fum | FumL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| LB Quinn Quinn |
11 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE Taz Devil |
30 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Nick Knockerman |
2 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Pictures of Matchstick Men |
9 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |





