Play by Play
| 1st Quarter | ||||
| DEATH VALLEY STEELERS 15:00 | ||||
| 15:00 | Kickoff by Bill Carson, 74 yd, fielded by Quicksilver Duhalski, 0 yds (touchback) | Replay | ||
| 15:00 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | DVS Power VooDoo IPA DuHaLsKi rush [missed diving tackle: Geralt of Rivia (Power Through)] to the right (5.5 yd gain) [Monster Hit diving tackle: Pictures of Matchstick Men] | Replay |
| 14:29 | 2nd & 4.5 | OWN 25.5 | DVS Caitlyn pitch to Double IPA Special DuhAlsKi [missed diving tackle: Quinn Quinn (Power Through)] [missed tackle: GERRIT COLE'S KNUCKLECURVE LB] to the right (42 yd gain) [diving tackle: Julius McClure] | Replay |
| 13:46 | 1st & 10 | OPP 32 | Warzen Schwein rush [missed tackle: Pictures of Matchstick Men (Power Through)] to the right (2 yd gain) [diving tackle: Judge Fenton] | Replay |
| 13:08 | 2nd & 8 | OPP 30.5 | DVS Caitlyn screen pass to Wei Shi Lindon to the left side, caught [missed tackle: Granny Sarah (Spin)] (6.5 yd gain) [tackle: Nick Knockerman] | Replay |
| 12:24 | 3rd & 1.5 | OPP 23.5 | Warzen Schwein rush up the middle (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: Great Khali] | Replay |
| 11:58 | 1st & 10 | OPP 21.5 | DVS Caitlyn pitch to Double IPA Special DuhAlsKi [missed tackle: Hand Banana (Power Through)] [TD] to the left (21.5 yd gain) | Replay |
| 11:52 | Extra point attempted by DVS KICKA, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Spaghetti West 11:52 | ||||
| 11:52 | Kickoff by DVS KICKA, 72 yd, fielded by Tuco Benedicto (20.5 yd return) [tackle: Rashad Stephens] | Replay | ||
| 11:50 | 1st & 10 | OWN 19 | Blondie SW pitch to BENNI SCHWERT HB [missed diving tackle: Dixon Slaughter (Spin)] to the left (no gain) [tackle: Phobos I] | Replay |
| 11:22 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 18.5 | Blondie SW screen pass to Jill McBain to the left side, caught [missed tackle: Dave Van Snyder (Power Through)] (1.5 yd gain) [tackle: Jerome OrWanda] | Replay |
| 10:53 | 3rd & 8.5 | OWN 20.5 | Blondie SW pass to Not Another Casual Dot over the middle, caught, knocked loose by DVS Broodmother [deflected by DVS Broodmother] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 10:49 | 4th & 8.5 | OWN 20.5 | Punt by Arch Stanton, 65 yd, fielded by Quicksilver Duhalski (23 yd return) [Monster Hit tackle: Quinn Quinn] | Replay |
| DEATH VALLEY STEELERS 10:40 | ||||
| 10:40 | 1st & 10 | OWN 37.5 | Warzen Schwein rush up the middle (3.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Father Pablo] | Replay |
| 10:16 | 2nd & 6.5 | OWN 41 | Quicksilver Duhalski rush up the middle (2.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Great Khali] | Replay |
| 9:45 | 3rd & 4 | OWN 43.5 | DVS Caitlyn pass to DVS Kai'Sa over the middle, caught, knocked loose by English Bob [deflected by English Bob] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 9:42 | 4th & 4 | OWN 43.5 | Punt by DVS PUNTA, 44 yd, fielded by Tuco Benedicto (5 yd return) [Big Hit tackle: Flying Dutchman Duhalski] | Replay |
| Spaghetti West 9:36 | ||||
| 9:36 | 1st & 10 | OWN 18 | Blondie SW pitch to BENNI SCHWERT HB to the left (1 yd loss) [tackle: Jerome OrWanda] | Replay |
| 9:11 | 2nd & 11 | OWN 17 | Blondie SW screen pass to Jill McBain to the left side, caught [missed diving tackle: DVS Miss Fortune (Power Through)] (4 yd gain) [tackle: Mr. Sledge Hammer DuHaLsKi] | Replay |
| 8:36 | 3rd & 7 | OWN 21 | Blondie SW pass to Aldo Hendrix over the middle, caught (14 yd gain) [tackle: DVS Miss Fortune] | Replay |
| 7:57 | 1st & 10 | OWN 35 | Blondie SW pitch to Jill McBain to the left (1 yd gain) [diving tackle: Redmond McGee DuHaLsKi] | Replay |
| 7:17 | 2nd & 9 | OWN 36 | Jill McBain rush to the left (1 yd loss) [diving tackle: Redmond McGee DuHaLsKi] | Replay |
| 6:43 | 3rd & 10.5 | OWN 34.5 | Blondie SW pass to Sister Sara over the middle, caught (37 yd gain) [tackle: Public Ebony 8] | Replay |
| 6:14 | 1st & 10 | OPP 28.5 | Blondie SW pass to Not Another Casual Dot up the left side, caught (6.5 yd gain) [tackle: Luis Kinsey] | Replay |
| 5:39 | 2nd & 3.5 | OPP 22 | Blondie SW screen pass to Not Another Casual Dot to the left side, caught (0.5 yd loss) [tackle: DVS Miss Fortune] | Replay |
| 5:07 | 3rd & 3.5 | OPP 22.5 | BENNI SCHWERT HB rush up the middle (1.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Skooby Watkins DuHalsKi] | Replay |
| 4:37 | 4th & 2 | OPP 20.5 | 37.5 yd field goal attempted by Bill Carson, made [FG] | Replay |
| DEATH VALLEY STEELERS 4:33 | ||||
| 4:33 | Kickoff by Bill Carson, 72 yd, fielded by Quicksilver Duhalski (22.5 yd return) [Monster Hit diving tackle: Taz Devil] | Replay | ||
| 4:30 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20.5 | DVS Caitlyn pass to Niko Augustine up the left side, caught (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: GERRIT COLE'S KNUCKLECURVE LB] | Replay |
| 3:48 | 2nd & 7.5 | OWN 23.5 | DVS Caitlyn screen pass to Wei Shi Lindon to the left side, caught (2 yd loss) [tackle: Hulk Hogan] | Replay |
| 3:07 | 3rd & 9.5 | OWN 21.5 | DVS Caitlyn pass to MM Thrall over the middle, caught (5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Dean Ambrose] | Replay |
| 2:39 | 4th & 4.5 | OWN 26.5 | Punt by DVS PUNTA, 35 yd, fielded by Tuco Benedicto (fair catch) | Replay |
| Spaghetti West 2:32 | ||||
| 2:32 | 1st & 10 | OWN 39 | Blondie SW pitch to Jill McBain [missed tackle: DVS Miss Fortune (Power Through)] to the left (3.5 yd gain) [tackle: John Entwistle] | Replay |
| 2:02 | 2nd & 6.5 | OWN 42.5 | BENNI SCHWERT HB rush to the left (8 yd gain) [tackle: Dave Van Snyder] | Replay |
| 1:22 | 1st & 10 | OPP 49.5 | Jill McBain rush [missed diving tackle: Phobos I (Hurdle)] to the left (1.5 yd gain) [tackle: Skooby Watkins DuHalsKi] | Replay |
| 0:49 | 2nd & 8.5 | OPP 48 | Blondie SW bad pass to VOLODYMYR ZELENSKYY WR, hurried by Here it Comes Boogedey Boogerdey, up the right side [deflected by DVS Akali] (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 0:44 | 3rd & 8.5 | OPP 48 | Blondie SW pass to Aldo Hendrix over the middle, caught [missed tackle: Public Ebony 8] (11.5 yd gain) [tackle: McLovin payne DuhalAsKi] | Replay |
| 0:11 | 1st & 10 | OPP 36.5 | False start penalty committed by John Vernon | Replay |
| 0:11 | 1st & 15 | OPP 41.5 | Blondie SW pitch to Jill McBain to the left (5 yd gain) [tackle: Redmond McGee DuHaLsKi] | Replay |