Play by Play
| 1st Quarter | ||||
| Johannesburg Jackals 15:00 | ||||
| 15:00 | Kickoff by Bret Westbrook, 68 yd, fielded by Deke Dodger (19.5 yd return) [diving tackle: Jack D. Stripper] | Replay | ||
| 14:58 | 1st & 10 | OWN 21 | Cullen Bohannon pass to Dark Knight over the middle, caught (4 yd gain) [diving tackle: Uls of Bergen] | Replay |
| 14:18 | 2nd & 6 | OWN 25 | Cullen Bohannon pass to Steve Largent up the left side, caught (8 yd gain) [tackle: Uls of Bergen] | Replay |
| 13:51 | 1st & 10 | OWN 33 | Cullen Bohannon pass to Dark Knight, hurried by Ethan Alualu, over the middle, caught [missed tackle: IT ... CB] (7 yd gain) [tackle: Evan Williams] | Replay |
| 13:15 | 2nd & 3 | OWN 40 | Cullen Bohannon pass to Jedi Anakin Skywalker up the right side, caught (26.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Satoru Gojo] | Replay |
| 12:48 | 1st & 10 | OPP 33.5 | Damage Inc. rush up the middle (1 yd loss) [Big Hit tackle: Ethan Knighton] | Replay |
| 12:25 | 2nd & 11 | OPP 34.5 | Cullen Bohannon pass to Anwar "Lynch Mob" Lynch Jr over the middle, caught (9 yd gain) [diving tackle: Jamie Bottoms] | Replay |
| 11:57 | 3rd & 1.5 | OPP 25 | Damage Inc. rush to the right (1 yd gain) [tackle: Rotundus Maximus] | Replay |
| 11:27 | 4th & 0.5 | OPP 24 | I Run Maiden rush [missed diving tackle: IT ... CB (Power Through)] up the middle (3.5 yd gain) [Monster Hit tackle: Dallas Valencia] | Replay |
| 11:02 | 1st & 10 | OPP 20.5 | I Run Maiden pitch to Damage Inc. to the right (1 yd gain) [Monster Hit diving tackle: Rotundus Maximus] | Replay |
| 10:36 | 2nd & 9 | OPP 20 | Cullen Bohannon pass to The Flash! up the left side [deflected by IT ... CB] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 10:31 | 3rd & 9 | OPP 20 | Cullen Bohannon pass to The Flash! up the left side, caught [TD] (20 yd gain) | Replay |
| 10:26 | Extra point attempted by Xenny Kick, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Imperial Beach Turd hearders 10:26 | ||||
| 10:26 | Kickoff by Xenny Kick, 59 yd, fielded by Ethan Grant (24.5 yd return) [tackle: Mama Say Knock You Out] | Replay | ||
| 10:23 | 1st & 10 | OWN 36 | Shayne Fynder DuHalsKi rush [missed tackle: Xenny Hit (Power Through)] to the right (1 yd loss) [diving tackle: Frederick W. "The Ogre" Palowaski] | Replay |
| 9:44 | 2nd & 11 | OWN 35 | Dan Gabalfa pass to CSG Agent 47 over the middle, caught (6 yd gain) [tackle: Xenny Cover] | Replay |
| 9:19 | 3rd & 5 | OWN 41 | Dan Gabalfa pass to Ethan Fournette up the left side, caught, knocked loose by Star Girl [deflected by Star Girl] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 9:15 | 4th & 5 | OWN 41 | Punt by Darth Stache, 38 yd, fielded by Deke Dodger (fair catch) | Replay |
| Johannesburg Jackals 9:08 | ||||
| 9:08 | 1st & 10 | OWN 21 | I Run Maiden rush to the right (3 yd gain) [diving tackle: IT ... DE] | Replay |
| 8:25 | 2nd & 7 | OWN 24 | Damage Inc. rush to the left (4 yd gain) [Monster Hit tackle: JJ Frankie JJ] | Replay |
| 7:48 | 3rd & 3 | OWN 28 | Damage Inc. rush [missed tackle: Nose Picker] up the middle (7.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Pappy VanWinkle] | Replay |
| 7:23 | 1st & 10 | OWN 35 | Cullen Bohannon pass to Bob Hayes up the left side intercepted by Brant "Goody" Goodleaf (0 yd return) [diving tackle: Bob Hayes] | Replay |
| Imperial Beach Turd hearders 7:19 | ||||
| 7:19 | 1st & 10 | OWN 38 | Chandler Singleton rush up the middle (1 yd gain) [tackle: Leper Messiah] | Replay |
| 6:45 | 2nd & 9 | OWN 39 | Dan Gabalfa pass to Kadeem DooSkychek up the right side [deflected by Fright Knight] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 6:41 | 3rd & 9 | OWN 39 | Dan Gabalfa pass to Ethan Fournette, hurried by Cortez Kennedy, up the left side [deflected by Xenny Cover] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 6:37 | 4th & 9 | OWN 39 | Punt by Darth Stache, 54 yd, fielded by Deke Dodger [missed tackle: IT ... CB (Spin)] (29 yd return) [tackle: Rocky Goaterson Rockafelly] | Replay |
| Johannesburg Jackals 6:28 | ||||
| 6:28 | 1st & 10 | OWN 36.5 | Jedi Master Yoda rush up the middle (2.5 yd gain) [Monster Hit diving tackle: IT ... DE] | Replay |
| 5:56 | 2nd & 7.5 | OWN 39 | I Run Maiden rush to the right (3 yd gain) [Monster Hit diving tackle: IT ... DE] | Replay |
| 5:32 | 3rd & 5 | OWN 41.5 | Cullen Bohannon pass to Jedi Master Obi-Wan Kenobi over the middle, caught [missed tackle: Evan Williams (Spin)] (13.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Jamie Bottoms] | Replay |
| 5:04 | 1st & 10 | OPP 45 | Jedi Master Yoda rush [missed diving tackle: Ethan Alualu (Hurdle)] [missed tackle: Sloth Fertelli (Power Through)] [missed tackle: Evan Williams] up the middle (10 yd gain) [tackle: IT ... CB] | Replay |
| 4:34 | 1st & 10 | OPP 34.5 | Cullen Bohannon pass to Anwar "Lynch Mob" Lynch Jr up the right side, caught (8.5 yd gain) [tackle: IT ... CB] | Replay |
| 4:04 | 2nd & 1.5 | OPP 26 | Cullen Bohannon pass to The Flash! up the left side, caught (26 yd gain) [TD] | Replay |
| 3:59 | Extra point attempted by Xenny Kick, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Imperial Beach Turd hearders 3:59 | ||||
| 3:59 | Kickoff by Xenny Kick, 78 yd, fielded by Ethan Grant, 0 yds (touchback) | Replay | ||
| 3:59 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | Dan Gabalfa pass to Ethan Fournette up the right side, caught (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: Xenny Cover] | Replay |
| 3:19 | 2nd & 7.5 | OWN 22.5 | Dan Gabalfa sacked by Darth Vitiate (4.5 yd loss) | Replay |
| 2:38 | 3rd & 12 | OWN 18 | Dan Gabalfa pass to Dante Osborn up the right side [deflected by Drop Dead Fred] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 2:33 | 4th & 12 | OWN 18 | Punt by Darth Stache, 67 yd, fielded by Deke Dodger (19.5 yd return) [diving tackle: Uls of Bergen] | Replay |
| Johannesburg Jackals 2:24 | ||||
| 2:24 | 1st & 10 | OWN 34.5 | Damage Inc. rush to the left (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: Ethan Knighton] | Replay |
| 1:41 | 2nd & 7.5 | OWN 37 | Jedi Master Yoda rush up the middle (2.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Ethan Alualu] | Replay |
| 1:16 | 3rd & 5 | OWN 39.5 | Cullen Bohannon pass to Anwar "Lynch Mob" Lynch Jr up the right side, caught (8 yd gain) [tackle: Sloth Fertelli] | Replay |
| 0:43 | 1st & 10 | OWN 47.5 | Damage Inc. rush [missed diving tackle: Rotundus Maximus (Hurdle)] [missed diving tackle: JJ Frankie JJ (Lower the Shoulder)] [missed tackle: Satoru Gojo] to the left (11.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Evan Williams] | Replay |
| 0:16 | 1st & 10 | OPP 41 | Damage Inc. rush up the middle (1.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Ethan Knighton] | Replay |
| 2nd Quarter | ||||
| 15:00 | 2nd & 8.5 | OPP 39 | I Run Maiden sacked by Dallas Valencia (no loss) | Replay |
| 14:27 | 3rd & 8.5 | OPP 39 | Cullen Bohannon pass to Michael "Vincenzo" Brown Jr over the middle [deflected by Uls of Bergen] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 14:24 | 4th & 8.5 | OPP 39 | 56 yd field goal attempted by Xenny Kick, missed | Replay |
| Imperial Beach Turd hearders 14:20 | ||||
| 14:20 | 1st & 10 | OWN 39 | Chandler Singleton rush to the left (1.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Sack Sabbath] | Replay |
| 13:45 | 2nd & 8.5 | OWN 41 | Dan Gabalfa pass to Snoop Dogg up the right side, caught (28 yd gain) [diving tackle: Drop Dead Fred] | Replay |
| 13:01 | 1st & 10 | OPP 31 | Chandler Singleton rush [missed diving tackle: Buck Buchanan (Power Through)] up the middle (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: Leper Messiah] | Replay |
| 12:24 | 2nd & 7.5 | OPP 28.5 | Dan Gabalfa pass to CSG Agent 47 up the left side, caught (11 yd gain) [tackle: Emlen Tunnell] | Replay |
| 11:44 | 1st & 10 | OPP 17.5 | Chandler Singleton rush [missed tackle: Francis "Chainsaw" Gremp (Power Through)] to the left (6.5 yd gain) [tackle: Nick Buoniconti] | Replay |
| 11:13 | 2nd & 3.5 | OPP 11 | Dan Gabalfa bad pass to Dante Osborn, hurried by Lakae Manumana II, up the left side intercepted by Dan "The Blanket" O'Brien Jr. (0 yd return) [diving tackle: Dante Osborn] | Replay |
| Johannesburg Jackals 11:07 | ||||
| 11:07 | 1st & 10 | OWN 3.5 | Damage Inc. rush up the middle (2.5 yd gain) [Big Hit diving tackle: Hans Fruber DieHard] | Replay |
| 10:39 | 2nd & 7.5 | OWN 6 | Damage Inc. rush [missed diving tackle: Hans Fruber DieHard] to the left (9.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Dallas Valencia] | Replay |
| 10:14 | 1st & 10 | OWN 16 | Damage Inc. rush to the left (3 yd gain) [diving tackle: Dallas Valencia] | Replay |
| 9:39 | 2nd & 7 | OWN 18.5 | Damage Inc. rush [missed diving tackle: Hans Fruber DieHard (Hurdle)] [missed diving tackle: Brent Johndoggle (Hurdle)] [missed tackle: Brant "Goody" Goodleaf (Power Through)] up the middle (10 yd gain) [tackle: Satoru Gojo] | Replay |
| 8:57 | 1st & 10 | OWN 28.5 | Damage Inc. rush up the middle (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: IT ... DT] | Replay |
| 8:26 | 2nd & 7.5 | OWN 31 | Jedi Master Yoda rush to the left (2.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Brent Johndoggle] | Replay |
| 8:03 | 3rd & 5 | OWN 33 | Cullen Bohannon pass to The Flash! up the left side intercepted by Nose Picker (0 yd return) [tackle: The Flash!] | Replay |
| Imperial Beach Turd hearders 7:58 | ||||
| 7:58 | 1st & 10 | OWN 34.5 | CSG Kratos rush [missed tackle: Ken U. Diggit (Power Through)] up the middle (2.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Frederick W. "The Ogre" Palowaski] | Replay |
| 7:26 | 2nd & 7.5 | OWN 37 | Dan Gabalfa pass to Ethan Fournette up the left side [deflected by Nick Buoniconti] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 7:21 | 3rd & 7.5 | OWN 37 | Dan Gabalfa pass to Ethan Fournette up the right side, caught (7 yd gain) [tackle: Super Girl] | Replay |
| 6:39 | 4th & 0.5 | OWN 44 | Chandler Singleton rush [missed diving tackle: Buck Buchanan] to the left (7 yd gain) [diving tackle: Francis "Chainsaw" Gremp] | Replay |
| 6:03 | 1st & 10 | OPP 49 | Shayne Fynder DuHalsKi rush to the right (2.5 yd loss) [diving tackle: Fright Knight] | Replay |
| 5:26 | 2nd & 12.5 | OWN 48.5 | Dan Gabalfa pass to Houston Harrison over the middle, caught (5 yd gain) [tackle: Wonder Woman] | Replay |
| 4:51 | 3rd & 7.5 | OPP 46.5 | Dan Gabalfa pass to Nearest Green, hurried by Darth Vitiate, over the middle, caught, knocked loose by Xenny Cover [deflected by Xenny Cover] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 4:46 | 4th & 7.5 | OPP 46.5 | Punt by Darth Stache, 47.5 yds (touchback) | Replay |
| Johannesburg Jackals 4:41 | ||||
| 4:41 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | Cullen Bohannon pass to Bob Hayes up the left side, caught, knocked loose by Blifford The Blind Maxwell [deflected by Blifford The Blind Maxwell] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 4:36 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 20 | Cullen Bohannon pass to Anwar "Lynch Mob" Lynch Jr up the right side, caught (0.5 yd loss) [tackle: Jamie Bottoms] | Replay |
| 4:06 | 3rd & 10.5 | OWN 19.5 | Cullen Bohannon pass to KoB's Austin Seferian-Jenkins over the middle, caught (33.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Jack D. Stripper] | Replay |
| 3:23 | 1st & 10 | OPP 46.5 | Damage Inc. rush to the left (10.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Nose Picker] | Replay |
| 2:44 | 1st & 10 | OPP 36 | Damage Inc. rush to the left (4 yd gain) [Monster Hit diving tackle: Brent Johndoggle] | Replay |
| 2:20 | 2nd & 6 | OPP 32 | Cullen Bohannon bad pass to Jedi Master Yoda over the middle (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 2:16 | 3rd & 6 | OPP 32 | Cullen Bohannon pass to KoB's Austin Seferian-Jenkins, hurried by Ethan Alualu, over the middle, caught (6.5 yd gain) [tackle: Rocky Goaterson Rockafelly] | Replay |
| 2:00 | 1st & 10 | OPP 25.5 | Cullen Bohannon pass to Michael "Vincenzo" Brown Jr over the middle, caught (21.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Jamie Bottoms] | Replay |
| 1:55 | 1st & G | OPP 4.5 | Offensive Timeout Called: Johannesburg Jackals | Replay |
| 1:55 | 1st & G | OPP 4.5 | Jedi Master Yoda rush [missed diving tackle: James Beam II] [missed tackle: IT ... DT (Power Through)] to the left (4 yd gain) [tackle: Dolo Diaby] | Replay |
| 1:51 | 2nd & G | OPP 0.5 | Offensive Timeout Called: Johannesburg Jackals | Replay |
| 1:51 | 2nd & G | OPP 0.5 | Damage Inc. rush [missed diving tackle: Hans Fruber DieHard (Hurdle)] [TD] up the middle (0.5 yd gain) | Replay |
| 1:48 | Extra point attempted by Xenny Kick, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Imperial Beach Turd hearders 1:48 | ||||
| 1:48 | Kickoff by Xenny Kick, 75 yd, fielded by Ethan Grant, 0 yds (touchback) | Replay | ||
| 1:48 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | Dan Gabalfa pass to Houston Harrison over the middle, caught (6 yd gain) [diving tackle: KoB's Emmitt Thomas] | Replay |
| 1:24 | 2nd & 4 | OWN 26 | Dan Gabalfa pass to CSG Agent 47 up the left side, caught (7.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Dan "The Blanket" O'Brien Jr.] | Replay |
| 0:51 | 1st & 10 | OWN 33.5 | Dan Gabalfa pass to CSG Agent 47 over the middle, caught (5.5 yd gain) [tackle: Wonder Woman] | Replay |
| 0:45 | 2nd & 4.5 | OWN 39 | Offensive Timeout Called: Imperial Beach Turd hearders | Replay |
| 0:45 | 2nd & 4.5 | OWN 39 | Dan Gabalfa pass to Ethan Fournette up the right side, caught (16.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Macchina Infernale] | Replay |
| 0:40 | 1st & 10 | OPP 44 | Offensive Timeout Called: Imperial Beach Turd hearders | Replay |
| 0:40 | 1st & 10 | OPP 44 | Dan Gabalfa pass to Nearest Green up the right side, caught (27 yd gain) [diving tackle: Drop Dead Fred] | Replay |
| 0:24 | 1st & 10 | OPP 17 | 34 yd field goal attempted by Bret Westbrook, made [FG] | Replay |
| Johannesburg Jackals 0:20 | ||||
| 0:20 | Kickoff by Bret Westbrook, 69 yd, fielded by Deke Dodger (21 yd return) [tackle: Dolo Diaby] | Replay | ||
| 0:17 | 1st & 10 | OWN 22.5 | Cullen Bohannon bad pass to Michael "Vincenzo" Brown Jr up the right side intercepted by Dolo Diaby (0 yd return) [tackle: Michael "Vincenzo" Brown Jr] | Replay |
| Imperial Beach Turd hearders 0:12 | ||||
| 0:12 | 1st & 10 | OPP 44 | Dan Gabalfa sacked by Ken U. Diggit (5.5 yd loss) | Replay |
| 0:08 | 2nd & 15.5 | OPP 49.5 | Offensive Timeout Called: Imperial Beach Turd hearders | Replay |
| 0:08 | 2nd & 15.5 | OPP 49.5 | Dan Gabalfa pass to Houston Harrison up the left side, caught (11.5 yd gain) [tackle: Emlen Tunnell] | Replay |
| 3rd Quarter | ||||
| 15:00 | Kickoff by Xenny Kick, 77 yd, fielded by Ethan Grant, 0 yds (touchback) | Replay | ||
| 15:00 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | Shayne Fynder DuHalsKi rush to the right (0.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Xenny Hit] | Replay |
| 14:21 | 2nd & 9.5 | OWN 20.5 | Dan Gabalfa pass to CSG Agent 47 over the middle, caught (17.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Darrell Green] | Replay |
| 13:39 | 1st & 10 | OWN 38.5 | Dan Gabalfa pitch to CSG Kratos to the right (1.5 yd gain) [tackle: Ken U. Diggit] | Replay |
| 13:15 | 2nd & 8.5 | OWN 40 | Dan Gabalfa pass to Dante Osborn over the middle, caught (19.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: KoB's Emmitt Thomas] | Replay |
| 12:39 | 1st & 10 | OPP 40.5 | Dan Gabalfa pass to Ethan Fournette up the right side, caught (1 yd gain) [diving tackle: Super Girl] | Replay |
| 12:11 | 2nd & 9 | OPP 39 | Dan Gabalfa pass to Nearest Green up the right side [deflected by Fright Knight] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 12:06 | 3rd & 9 | OPP 39 | Dan Gabalfa sacked by Darth Vitiate (6 yd loss) | Replay |
| 11:42 | 4th & 15 | OPP 45.5 | Punt by Darth Stache, 46.5 yds (touchback) | Replay |
| Johannesburg Jackals 11:36 | ||||
| 11:36 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | Cullen Bohannon pass to Steve Largent over the middle, diving catch attempt [deflected by Uls of Bergen] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 11:31 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 20 | Cullen Bohannon pass to Steve Largent over the middle, diving catch attempt [deflected by IT ... CB] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 11:25 | 3rd & 10 | OWN 20 | Cullen Bohannon pass to Anwar "Lynch Mob" Lynch Jr up the left side, caught (10 yd gain) [tackle: Sloth Fertelli] | Replay |
| 10:50 | 4th & inches | OWN 30 | I Run Maiden rush [missed tackle: JJ Frankie JJ] up the middle (7 yd gain) [tackle: Dallas Valencia] | Replay |
| 10:20 | 1st & 10 | OWN 37 | Damage Inc. rush [missed diving tackle: IT ... DT (Power Through)] up the middle (3.5 yd gain) [Monster Hit tackle: JJ Frankie JJ] | Replay |
| 9:47 | 2nd & 6.5 | OWN 40 | Damage Inc. rush [missed tackle: Edward England II] [missed tackle: Evan Williams (Power Through)] [missed tackle: Brant "Goody" Goodleaf (Power Through)] to the left (5.5 yd gain) [tackle: Dallas Valencia] | Replay |
| 9:17 | 3rd & 1 | OWN 46 | Damage Inc. rush up the middle (3 yd gain) [diving tackle: Hans Fruber DieHard] | Replay |
| 8:50 | 1st & 10 | OWN 49 | Damage Inc. rush up the middle (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: JJ Frankie JJ] | Replay |
| 8:07 | 2nd & 7.5 | OPP 48.5 | Damage Inc. rush to the left (3.5 yd gain) [tackle: Ethan Knighton] | Replay |
| 7:26 | 3rd & 4 | OPP 45 | Cullen Bohannon bad pass to Jedi Master Obi-Wan Kenobi, hurried by Pappy VanWinkle, over the middle (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 7:22 | 4th & 4 | OPP 45 | Punt by Drop Kick, 37 yd, fielded by Ethan Grant (5.5 yd return) [Monster Hit tackle: Mama Say Knock You Out] | Replay |
| Imperial Beach Turd hearders 7:16 | ||||
| 7:16 | 1st & 10 | OWN 13.5 | Dan Gabalfa pass to Ethan Fournette up the right side [deflected by Xenny Cover] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 7:12 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 13.5 | Dan Gabalfa pass to Kadeem DooSkychek up the right side [deflected by Star Girl] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 7:07 | 3rd & 10 | OWN 13.5 | Dan Gabalfa pass to CSG Agent 47 up the right side, caught (17 yd gain) [Monster Hit tackle: Star Girl] | Replay |
| 6:27 | 1st & 10 | OWN 30.5 | Chandler Singleton rush up the middle (2.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Leper Messiah] | Replay |
| 5:46 | 2nd & 7.5 | OWN 33 | Dan Gabalfa pass to CSG Agent 47 over the middle, caught (8.5 yd gain) [tackle: Wonder Woman] | Replay |
| 5:07 | 1st & 10 | OWN 41 | Dan Gabalfa pass to Poopie Pants McGraw, hurried by Darth Vitiate, over the middle, caught (11 yd gain) [tackle: Nick Buoniconti] | Replay |
| 4:39 | 1st & 10 | OPP 48 | Dan Gabalfa pass to Kadeem DooSkychek up the left side, caught (6.5 yd gain) [tackle: Drop Dead Fred] | Replay |
| 4:08 | 2nd & 3.5 | OPP 41.5 | Ethan Fournette rush up the middle (4 yd gain) [diving tackle: Frederick W. "The Ogre" Palowaski] | Replay |
| 3:28 | 1st & 10 | OPP 38 | Shayne Fynder DuHalsKi rush to the left (3.5 yd gain) [tackle: Francis "Chainsaw" Gremp] | Replay |
| 2:53 | 2nd & 6.5 | OPP 34.5 | Dan Gabalfa pitch to CSG Kratos [missed tackle: Erik The Viking (Power Through)] to the right (20 yd gain) [diving tackle: Darrell Green] | Replay |
| 2:14 | 1st & 10 | OPP 14 | Dan Gabalfa pass to Ethan Fournette over the middle, caught (5 yd gain) [Monster Hit tackle: Super Girl] | Replay |
| 1:33 | 2nd & 5 | OPP 9.5 | Dan Gabalfa pass to Dante Osborn over the middle, caught (9.5 yd gain) [TD] | Replay |
| 1:28 | Extra point attempted by Bret Westbrook, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Johannesburg Jackals 1:28 | ||||
| 1:28 | Kickoff by Bret Westbrook, 67 yd, fielded by Deke Dodger (41.5 yd return) [tackle: Dallas Valencia] | Replay | ||
| 1:23 | 1st & 10 | OWN 45 | Damage Inc. rush up the middle (3 yd gain) [Monster Hit diving tackle: IT ... DE] | Replay |
| 0:41 | 2nd & 7 | OWN 48 | Damage Inc. rush [missed diving tackle: Hans Fruber DieHard] [missed tackle: JJ Frankie JJ (Lower the Shoulder)] to the left (8.5 yd gain) [tackle: Nose Picker] | Replay |
| 0:11 | 1st & 10 | OPP 44 | Damage Inc. rush [missed tackle: Brent Johndoggle (Power Through)][forced fumble: Blifford The Blind Maxwell], fumbled , recovered by Security Guard (0 yd return) [tackle: Ethan Knighton] | Replay |
| 4th Quarter | ||||
| 15:00 | 2nd & 7 | OPP 41 | Damage Inc. rush to the left (3 yd gain) [diving tackle: IT ... DE] | Replay |
| 14:22 | 3rd & 4 | OPP 37.5 | Cullen Bohannon pass to KoB's Austin Seferian-Jenkins over the middle (incomplete) | Replay |
| 14:18 | 4th & 4 | OPP 37.5 | 54.5 yd field goal attempted by Xenny Kick, made [FG] | Replay |
| Imperial Beach Turd hearders 14:13 | ||||
| 14:13 | Kickoff by Xenny Kick, 71 yd, fielded by Ethan Grant, 0 yds (touchback) | Replay | ||
| 14:13 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | Dan Gabalfa pitch to CSG Kratos to the right (1.5 yd loss) [tackle: Lakae Manumana II] | Replay |
| 13:50 | 2nd & 11.5 | OWN 18.5 | Dan Gabalfa pass to Speed IPA DuHalsKi up the right side, caught (14.5 yd gain) [tackle: Fright Knight] | Replay |
| 13:09 | 1st & 10 | OWN 33 | Shayne Fynder DuHalsKi pitch to Chandler Singleton to the right (0.5 yd loss) [diving tackle: Fright Knight] | Replay |
| 12:29 | 2nd & 10.5 | OWN 32.5 | Dan Gabalfa pass to Nearest Green up the right side, caught (33.5 yd gain) [tackle: Wonder Woman] | Replay |
| 11:52 | 1st & 10 | OPP 34 | Dan Gabalfa pitch to Chandler Singleton to the right (2 yd gain) [tackle: Lakae Manumana II] | Replay |
| 11:22 | 2nd & 8 | OPP 32.5 | Dan Gabalfa pass to Dante Osborn over the middle, caught (5 yd gain) [tackle: Drop Dead Fred] | Replay |
| 10:56 | 3rd & 3 | OPP 27.5 | Dan Gabalfa pitch to CSG Kratos to the left (1.5 yd gain) [tackle: Freight Train] | Replay |
| 10:21 | 4th & 2 | OPP 26 | 43 yd field goal attempted by Bret Westbrook, made [FG] | Replay |
| Johannesburg Jackals 10:17 | ||||
| 10:17 | Kickoff by Bret Westbrook, 77 yd, fielded by Deke Dodger, 0 yds (touchback) | Replay | ||
| 10:17 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | Cullen Bohannon pass to The Flash! over the middle, caught (9.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Dolo Diaby] | Replay |
| 9:48 | 2nd & 0.5 | OWN 29.5 | Cullen Bohannon pass to Michael "Vincenzo" Brown Jr up the left side, caught (5.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: IT ... CB] | Replay |
| 9:07 | 1st & 10 | OWN 35 | Damage Inc. rush up the middle (2.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: IT ... DT] | Replay |
| 8:44 | 2nd & 7.5 | OWN 37.5 | Damage Inc. rush to the left (2 yd gain) [tackle: Rotundus Maximus] | Replay |
| 8:16 | 3rd & 5.5 | OWN 39.5 | Cullen Bohannon pass to KoB's Austin Seferian-Jenkins up the left side [deflected by Rocky Goaterson Rockafelly] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 8:11 | 4th & 5.5 | OWN 39.5 | Punt by Drop Kick, 46 yd, fielded by Ethan Grant (10 yd return) [Monster Hit tackle: Mama Say Knock You Out] | Replay |
| Imperial Beach Turd hearders 8:05 | ||||
| 8:05 | 1st & 10 | OWN 24 | Shayne Fynder DuHalsKi rush [missed tackle: Emlen Tunnell] [missed diving tackle: Xenny Hit (Stiff Arm)] to the left (15.5 yd gain) [tackle: Freight Train] | Replay |
| 7:36 | 1st & 10 | OWN 39.5 | Dan Gabalfa pitch to Chandler Singleton to the right (2 yd gain) [diving tackle: Ken U. Diggit] | Replay |
| 7:11 | 2nd & 8 | OWN 42 | Dan Gabalfa pass to Ethan Fournette over the middle, caught (4 yd gain) [Monster Hit tackle: Xenny Cover] | Replay |
| 6:32 | 3rd & 4 | OWN 45.5 | Dan Gabalfa pass to Houston Harrison over the middle, caught (7 yd gain) [tackle: Macchina Infernale] | Replay |
| 5:52 | 1st & 10 | OPP 47 | Shayne Fynder DuHalsKi rush to the left (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: Drop Dead Fred] | Replay |
| 5:10 | 2nd & 7.5 | OPP 44.5 | Dan Gabalfa pass to Ethan Fournette over the middle, caught (8 yd gain) [tackle: Super Girl] | Replay |
| 4:27 | 1st & 10 | OPP 36.5 | Dan Gabalfa pass to Speed IPA DuHalsKi up the left side intercepted by Dan "The Blanket" O'Brien Jr., 1 yds (touchback) | Replay |
| Johannesburg Jackals 4:21 | ||||
| 4:21 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | Cullen Bohannon pass to The Flash! over the middle, caught (9 yd gain) [tackle: Nose Picker] | Replay |
| 3:31 | 2nd & 1 | OWN 29 | Cullen Bohannon pass to Jedi Master Obi-Wan Kenobi over the middle, caught (3 yd gain) [tackle: Dolo Diaby] | Replay |
| 2:42 | 1st & 10 | OWN 32 | Damage Inc. rush to the left (2 yd gain) [Monster Hit diving tackle: James Beam II] | Replay |
| 2:00 | 2nd & 8 | OWN 34 | Damage Inc. rush [missed diving tackle: JJ Frankie JJ (Hurdle)] to the left (2 yd gain) [diving tackle: Brent Johndoggle] | Replay |
| 1:57 | 3rd & 6 | OWN 36 | Defensive Timeout Called: Imperial Beach Turd hearders | Replay |
| 1:57 | 3rd & 6 | OWN 36 | Cullen Bohannon pass to Anwar "Lynch Mob" Lynch Jr over the middle, caught (10 yd gain) [diving tackle: Jamie Bottoms] | Replay |
| 1:52 | 1st & 10 | OWN 46 | Defensive Timeout Called: Imperial Beach Turd hearders | Replay |
| 1:52 | 1st & 10 | OWN 46 | Damage Inc. rush to the left (3.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Rotundus Maximus] | Replay |
| 1:48 | 2nd & 6.5 | OWN 49.5 | Defensive Timeout Called: Imperial Beach Turd hearders | Replay |
| 1:48 | 2nd & 6.5 | OWN 49.5 | Damage Inc. rush [missed diving tackle: Ethan Knighton (Hurdle)] [missed diving tackle: Brant "Goody" Goodleaf (Power Through)] to the left (6.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: JJ Frankie JJ] | Replay |
| 0:58 | 1st & 10 | OPP 44 | I Run Maiden rush up the middle (1 yd loss) | Replay |
| 0:11 | 2nd & 11 | OPP 45 | I Run Maiden rush up the middle (1 yd loss) | Replay |