Play by Play
| 1st Quarter | ||||
| Johannesburg Jackals 15:00 | ||||
| 15:00 | Kickoff by Bret Westbrook, 68 yd, fielded by Deke Dodger (19.5 yd return) [diving tackle: Jack D. Stripper] | Replay | ||
| 14:58 | 1st & 10 | OWN 21 | Cullen Bohannon pass to Dark Knight over the middle, caught (4 yd gain) [diving tackle: Uls of Bergen] | Replay |
| 14:18 | 2nd & 6 | OWN 25 | Cullen Bohannon pass to Steve Largent up the left side, caught (8 yd gain) [tackle: Uls of Bergen] | Replay |
| 13:51 | 1st & 10 | OWN 33 | Cullen Bohannon pass to Dark Knight, hurried by Ethan Alualu, over the middle, caught [missed tackle: IT ... CB] (7 yd gain) [tackle: Evan Williams] | Replay |
| 13:15 | 2nd & 3 | OWN 40 | Cullen Bohannon pass to Jedi Anakin Skywalker up the right side, caught (26.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Satoru Gojo] | Replay |
| 12:48 | 1st & 10 | OPP 33.5 | Damage Inc. rush up the middle (1 yd loss) [Big Hit tackle: Ethan Knighton] | Replay |
| 12:25 | 2nd & 11 | OPP 34.5 | Cullen Bohannon pass to Anwar "Lynch Mob" Lynch Jr over the middle, caught (9 yd gain) [diving tackle: Jamie Bottoms] | Replay |
| 11:57 | 3rd & 1.5 | OPP 25 | Damage Inc. rush to the right (1 yd gain) [tackle: Rotundus Maximus] | Replay |
| 11:27 | 4th & 0.5 | OPP 24 | I Run Maiden rush [missed diving tackle: IT ... CB (Power Through)] up the middle (3.5 yd gain) [Monster Hit tackle: Dallas Valencia] | Replay |
| 11:02 | 1st & 10 | OPP 20.5 | I Run Maiden pitch to Damage Inc. to the right (1 yd gain) [Monster Hit diving tackle: Rotundus Maximus] | Replay |
| 10:36 | 2nd & 9 | OPP 20 | Cullen Bohannon pass to The Flash! up the left side [deflected by IT ... CB] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 10:31 | 3rd & 9 | OPP 20 | Cullen Bohannon pass to The Flash! up the left side, caught [TD] (20 yd gain) | Replay |
| 10:26 | Extra point attempted by Xenny Kick, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Imperial Beach Turd hearders 10:26 | ||||
| 10:26 | Kickoff by Xenny Kick, 59 yd, fielded by Ethan Grant (24.5 yd return) [tackle: Mama Say Knock You Out] | Replay | ||
| 10:23 | 1st & 10 | OWN 36 | Shayne Fynder DuHalsKi rush [missed tackle: Xenny Hit (Power Through)] to the right (1 yd loss) [diving tackle: Frederick W. "The Ogre" Palowaski] | Replay |
| 9:44 | 2nd & 11 | OWN 35 | Dan Gabalfa pass to CSG Agent 47 over the middle, caught (6 yd gain) [tackle: Xenny Cover] | Replay |
| 9:19 | 3rd & 5 | OWN 41 | Dan Gabalfa pass to Ethan Fournette up the left side, caught, knocked loose by Star Girl [deflected by Star Girl] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 9:15 | 4th & 5 | OWN 41 | Punt by Darth Stache, 38 yd, fielded by Deke Dodger (fair catch) | Replay |
| Johannesburg Jackals 9:08 | ||||
| 9:08 | 1st & 10 | OWN 21 | I Run Maiden rush to the right (3 yd gain) [diving tackle: IT ... DE] | Replay |
| 8:25 | 2nd & 7 | OWN 24 | Damage Inc. rush to the left (4 yd gain) [Monster Hit tackle: JJ Frankie JJ] | Replay |
| 7:48 | 3rd & 3 | OWN 28 | Damage Inc. rush [missed tackle: Nose Picker] up the middle (7.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Pappy VanWinkle] | Replay |
| 7:23 | 1st & 10 | OWN 35 | Cullen Bohannon pass to Bob Hayes up the left side intercepted by Brant "Goody" Goodleaf (0 yd return) [diving tackle: Bob Hayes] | Replay |
| Imperial Beach Turd hearders 7:19 | ||||
| 7:19 | 1st & 10 | OWN 38 | Chandler Singleton rush up the middle (1 yd gain) [tackle: Leper Messiah] | Replay |
| 6:45 | 2nd & 9 | OWN 39 | Dan Gabalfa pass to Kadeem DooSkychek up the right side [deflected by Fright Knight] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 6:41 | 3rd & 9 | OWN 39 | Dan Gabalfa pass to Ethan Fournette, hurried by Cortez Kennedy, up the left side [deflected by Xenny Cover] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 6:37 | 4th & 9 | OWN 39 | Punt by Darth Stache, 54 yd, fielded by Deke Dodger [missed tackle: IT ... CB (Spin)] (29 yd return) [tackle: Rocky Goaterson Rockafelly] | Replay |
| Johannesburg Jackals 6:28 | ||||
| 6:28 | 1st & 10 | OWN 36.5 | Jedi Master Yoda rush up the middle (2.5 yd gain) [Monster Hit diving tackle: IT ... DE] | Replay |
| 5:56 | 2nd & 7.5 | OWN 39 | I Run Maiden rush to the right (3 yd gain) [Monster Hit diving tackle: IT ... DE] | Replay |
| 5:32 | 3rd & 5 | OWN 41.5 | Cullen Bohannon pass to Jedi Master Obi-Wan Kenobi over the middle, caught [missed tackle: Evan Williams (Spin)] (13.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Jamie Bottoms] | Replay |
| 5:04 | 1st & 10 | OPP 45 | Jedi Master Yoda rush [missed diving tackle: Ethan Alualu (Hurdle)] [missed tackle: Sloth Fertelli (Power Through)] [missed tackle: Evan Williams] up the middle (10 yd gain) [tackle: IT ... CB] | Replay |
| 4:34 | 1st & 10 | OPP 34.5 | Cullen Bohannon pass to Anwar "Lynch Mob" Lynch Jr up the right side, caught (8.5 yd gain) [tackle: IT ... CB] | Replay |
| 4:04 | 2nd & 1.5 | OPP 26 | Cullen Bohannon pass to The Flash! up the left side, caught (26 yd gain) [TD] | Replay |
| 3:59 | Extra point attempted by Xenny Kick, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Imperial Beach Turd hearders 3:59 | ||||
| 3:59 | Kickoff by Xenny Kick, 78 yd, fielded by Ethan Grant, 0 yds (touchback) | Replay | ||
| 3:59 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | Dan Gabalfa pass to Ethan Fournette up the right side, caught (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: Xenny Cover] | Replay |
| 3:19 | 2nd & 7.5 | OWN 22.5 | Dan Gabalfa sacked by Darth Vitiate (4.5 yd loss) | Replay |
| 2:38 | 3rd & 12 | OWN 18 | Dan Gabalfa pass to Dante Osborn up the right side [deflected by Drop Dead Fred] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 2:33 | 4th & 12 | OWN 18 | Punt by Darth Stache, 67 yd, fielded by Deke Dodger (19.5 yd return) [diving tackle: Uls of Bergen] | Replay |
| Johannesburg Jackals 2:24 | ||||
| 2:24 | 1st & 10 | OWN 34.5 | Damage Inc. rush to the left (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: Ethan Knighton] | Replay |
| 1:41 | 2nd & 7.5 | OWN 37 | Jedi Master Yoda rush up the middle (2.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Ethan Alualu] | Replay |
| 1:16 | 3rd & 5 | OWN 39.5 | Cullen Bohannon pass to Anwar "Lynch Mob" Lynch Jr up the right side, caught (8 yd gain) [tackle: Sloth Fertelli] | Replay |
| 0:43 | 1st & 10 | OWN 47.5 | Damage Inc. rush [missed diving tackle: Rotundus Maximus (Hurdle)] [missed diving tackle: JJ Frankie JJ (Lower the Shoulder)] [missed tackle: Satoru Gojo] to the left (11.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Evan Williams] | Replay |
| 0:16 | 1st & 10 | OPP 41 | Damage Inc. rush up the middle (1.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Ethan Knighton] | Replay |