Play by Play
| 3rd Quarter | ||||
| Imperial Beach Turd hearders 15:00 | ||||
| 15:00 | Kickoff by Xenny Kick, 77 yd, fielded by Ethan Grant, 0 yds (touchback) | Replay | ||
| 15:00 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | Shayne Fynder DuHalsKi rush to the right (0.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Xenny Hit] | Replay |
| 14:21 | 2nd & 9.5 | OWN 20.5 | Dan Gabalfa pass to CSG Agent 47 over the middle, caught (17.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Darrell Green] | Replay |
| 13:39 | 1st & 10 | OWN 38.5 | Dan Gabalfa pitch to CSG Kratos to the right (1.5 yd gain) [tackle: Ken U. Diggit] | Replay |
| 13:15 | 2nd & 8.5 | OWN 40 | Dan Gabalfa pass to Dante Osborn over the middle, caught (19.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: KoB's Emmitt Thomas] | Replay |
| 12:39 | 1st & 10 | OPP 40.5 | Dan Gabalfa pass to Ethan Fournette up the right side, caught (1 yd gain) [diving tackle: Super Girl] | Replay |
| 12:11 | 2nd & 9 | OPP 39 | Dan Gabalfa pass to Nearest Green up the right side [deflected by Fright Knight] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 12:06 | 3rd & 9 | OPP 39 | Dan Gabalfa sacked by Darth Vitiate (6 yd loss) | Replay |
| 11:42 | 4th & 15 | OPP 45.5 | Punt by Darth Stache, 46.5 yds (touchback) | Replay |
| Johannesburg Jackals 11:36 | ||||
| 11:36 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | Cullen Bohannon pass to Steve Largent over the middle, diving catch attempt [deflected by Uls of Bergen] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 11:31 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 20 | Cullen Bohannon pass to Steve Largent over the middle, diving catch attempt [deflected by IT ... CB] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 11:25 | 3rd & 10 | OWN 20 | Cullen Bohannon pass to Anwar "Lynch Mob" Lynch Jr up the left side, caught (10 yd gain) [tackle: Sloth Fertelli] | Replay |
| 10:50 | 4th & inches | OWN 30 | I Run Maiden rush [missed tackle: JJ Frankie JJ] up the middle (7 yd gain) [tackle: Dallas Valencia] | Replay |
| 10:20 | 1st & 10 | OWN 37 | Damage Inc. rush [missed diving tackle: IT ... DT (Power Through)] up the middle (3.5 yd gain) [Monster Hit tackle: JJ Frankie JJ] | Replay |
| 9:47 | 2nd & 6.5 | OWN 40 | Damage Inc. rush [missed tackle: Edward England II] [missed tackle: Evan Williams (Power Through)] [missed tackle: Brant "Goody" Goodleaf (Power Through)] to the left (5.5 yd gain) [tackle: Dallas Valencia] | Replay |
| 9:17 | 3rd & 1 | OWN 46 | Damage Inc. rush up the middle (3 yd gain) [diving tackle: Hans Fruber DieHard] | Replay |
| 8:50 | 1st & 10 | OWN 49 | Damage Inc. rush up the middle (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: JJ Frankie JJ] | Replay |
| 8:07 | 2nd & 7.5 | OPP 48.5 | Damage Inc. rush to the left (3.5 yd gain) [tackle: Ethan Knighton] | Replay |
| 7:26 | 3rd & 4 | OPP 45 | Cullen Bohannon bad pass to Jedi Master Obi-Wan Kenobi, hurried by Pappy VanWinkle, over the middle (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 7:22 | 4th & 4 | OPP 45 | Punt by Drop Kick, 37 yd, fielded by Ethan Grant (5.5 yd return) [Monster Hit tackle: Mama Say Knock You Out] | Replay |
| Imperial Beach Turd hearders 7:16 | ||||
| 7:16 | 1st & 10 | OWN 13.5 | Dan Gabalfa pass to Ethan Fournette up the right side [deflected by Xenny Cover] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 7:12 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 13.5 | Dan Gabalfa pass to Kadeem DooSkychek up the right side [deflected by Star Girl] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 7:07 | 3rd & 10 | OWN 13.5 | Dan Gabalfa pass to CSG Agent 47 up the right side, caught (17 yd gain) [Monster Hit tackle: Star Girl] | Replay |
| 6:27 | 1st & 10 | OWN 30.5 | Chandler Singleton rush up the middle (2.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Leper Messiah] | Replay |
| 5:46 | 2nd & 7.5 | OWN 33 | Dan Gabalfa pass to CSG Agent 47 over the middle, caught (8.5 yd gain) [tackle: Wonder Woman] | Replay |
| 5:07 | 1st & 10 | OWN 41 | Dan Gabalfa pass to Poopie Pants McGraw, hurried by Darth Vitiate, over the middle, caught (11 yd gain) [tackle: Nick Buoniconti] | Replay |
| 4:39 | 1st & 10 | OPP 48 | Dan Gabalfa pass to Kadeem DooSkychek up the left side, caught (6.5 yd gain) [tackle: Drop Dead Fred] | Replay |
| 4:08 | 2nd & 3.5 | OPP 41.5 | Ethan Fournette rush up the middle (4 yd gain) [diving tackle: Frederick W. "The Ogre" Palowaski] | Replay |
| 3:28 | 1st & 10 | OPP 38 | Shayne Fynder DuHalsKi rush to the left (3.5 yd gain) [tackle: Francis "Chainsaw" Gremp] | Replay |
| 2:53 | 2nd & 6.5 | OPP 34.5 | Dan Gabalfa pitch to CSG Kratos [missed tackle: Erik The Viking (Power Through)] to the right (20 yd gain) [diving tackle: Darrell Green] | Replay |
| 2:14 | 1st & 10 | OPP 14 | Dan Gabalfa pass to Ethan Fournette over the middle, caught (5 yd gain) [Monster Hit tackle: Super Girl] | Replay |
| 1:33 | 2nd & 5 | OPP 9.5 | Dan Gabalfa pass to Dante Osborn over the middle, caught (9.5 yd gain) [TD] | Replay |
| 1:28 | Extra point attempted by Bret Westbrook, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Johannesburg Jackals 1:28 | ||||
| 1:28 | Kickoff by Bret Westbrook, 67 yd, fielded by Deke Dodger (41.5 yd return) [tackle: Dallas Valencia] | Replay | ||
| 1:23 | 1st & 10 | OWN 45 | Damage Inc. rush up the middle (3 yd gain) [Monster Hit diving tackle: IT ... DE] | Replay |
| 0:41 | 2nd & 7 | OWN 48 | Damage Inc. rush [missed diving tackle: Hans Fruber DieHard] [missed tackle: JJ Frankie JJ (Lower the Shoulder)] to the left (8.5 yd gain) [tackle: Nose Picker] | Replay |
| 0:11 | 1st & 10 | OPP 44 | Damage Inc. rush [missed tackle: Brent Johndoggle (Power Through)][forced fumble: Blifford The Blind Maxwell], fumbled , recovered by Security Guard (0 yd return) [tackle: Ethan Knighton] | Replay |