Play by Play
| 2nd Quarter | ||||
| Johannesburg Jackals 15:00 | ||||
| 15:00 | 2nd & 8.5 | OPP 39 | I Run Maiden sacked by Dallas Valencia (no loss) | Replay |
| 14:27 | 3rd & 8.5 | OPP 39 | Cullen Bohannon pass to Michael "Vincenzo" Brown Jr over the middle [deflected by Uls of Bergen] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 14:24 | 4th & 8.5 | OPP 39 | 56 yd field goal attempted by Xenny Kick, missed | Replay |
| Imperial Beach Turd hearders 14:20 | ||||
| 14:20 | 1st & 10 | OWN 39 | Chandler Singleton rush to the left (1.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Sack Sabbath] | Replay |
| 13:45 | 2nd & 8.5 | OWN 41 | Dan Gabalfa pass to Snoop Dogg up the right side, caught (28 yd gain) [diving tackle: Drop Dead Fred] | Replay |
| 13:01 | 1st & 10 | OPP 31 | Chandler Singleton rush [missed diving tackle: Buck Buchanan (Power Through)] up the middle (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: Leper Messiah] | Replay |
| 12:24 | 2nd & 7.5 | OPP 28.5 | Dan Gabalfa pass to CSG Agent 47 up the left side, caught (11 yd gain) [tackle: Emlen Tunnell] | Replay |
| 11:44 | 1st & 10 | OPP 17.5 | Chandler Singleton rush [missed tackle: Francis "Chainsaw" Gremp (Power Through)] to the left (6.5 yd gain) [tackle: Nick Buoniconti] | Replay |
| 11:13 | 2nd & 3.5 | OPP 11 | Dan Gabalfa bad pass to Dante Osborn, hurried by Lakae Manumana II, up the left side intercepted by Dan "The Blanket" O'Brien Jr. (0 yd return) [diving tackle: Dante Osborn] | Replay |
| Johannesburg Jackals 11:07 | ||||
| 11:07 | 1st & 10 | OWN 3.5 | Damage Inc. rush up the middle (2.5 yd gain) [Big Hit diving tackle: Hans Fruber DieHard] | Replay |
| 10:39 | 2nd & 7.5 | OWN 6 | Damage Inc. rush [missed diving tackle: Hans Fruber DieHard] to the left (9.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Dallas Valencia] | Replay |
| 10:14 | 1st & 10 | OWN 16 | Damage Inc. rush to the left (3 yd gain) [diving tackle: Dallas Valencia] | Replay |
| 9:39 | 2nd & 7 | OWN 18.5 | Damage Inc. rush [missed diving tackle: Hans Fruber DieHard (Hurdle)] [missed diving tackle: Brent Johndoggle (Hurdle)] [missed tackle: Brant "Goody" Goodleaf (Power Through)] up the middle (10 yd gain) [tackle: Satoru Gojo] | Replay |
| 8:57 | 1st & 10 | OWN 28.5 | Damage Inc. rush up the middle (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: IT ... DT] | Replay |
| 8:26 | 2nd & 7.5 | OWN 31 | Jedi Master Yoda rush to the left (2.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Brent Johndoggle] | Replay |
| 8:03 | 3rd & 5 | OWN 33 | Cullen Bohannon pass to The Flash! up the left side intercepted by Nose Picker (0 yd return) [tackle: The Flash!] | Replay |
| Imperial Beach Turd hearders 7:58 | ||||
| 7:58 | 1st & 10 | OWN 34.5 | CSG Kratos rush [missed tackle: Ken U. Diggit (Power Through)] up the middle (2.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Frederick W. "The Ogre" Palowaski] | Replay |
| 7:26 | 2nd & 7.5 | OWN 37 | Dan Gabalfa pass to Ethan Fournette up the left side [deflected by Nick Buoniconti] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 7:21 | 3rd & 7.5 | OWN 37 | Dan Gabalfa pass to Ethan Fournette up the right side, caught (7 yd gain) [tackle: Super Girl] | Replay |
| 6:39 | 4th & 0.5 | OWN 44 | Chandler Singleton rush [missed diving tackle: Buck Buchanan] to the left (7 yd gain) [diving tackle: Francis "Chainsaw" Gremp] | Replay |
| 6:03 | 1st & 10 | OPP 49 | Shayne Fynder DuHalsKi rush to the right (2.5 yd loss) [diving tackle: Fright Knight] | Replay |
| 5:26 | 2nd & 12.5 | OWN 48.5 | Dan Gabalfa pass to Houston Harrison over the middle, caught (5 yd gain) [tackle: Wonder Woman] | Replay |
| 4:51 | 3rd & 7.5 | OPP 46.5 | Dan Gabalfa pass to Nearest Green, hurried by Darth Vitiate, over the middle, caught, knocked loose by Xenny Cover [deflected by Xenny Cover] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 4:46 | 4th & 7.5 | OPP 46.5 | Punt by Darth Stache, 47.5 yds (touchback) | Replay |
| Johannesburg Jackals 4:41 | ||||
| 4:41 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | Cullen Bohannon pass to Bob Hayes up the left side, caught, knocked loose by Blifford The Blind Maxwell [deflected by Blifford The Blind Maxwell] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 4:36 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 20 | Cullen Bohannon pass to Anwar "Lynch Mob" Lynch Jr up the right side, caught (0.5 yd loss) [tackle: Jamie Bottoms] | Replay |
| 4:06 | 3rd & 10.5 | OWN 19.5 | Cullen Bohannon pass to KoB's Austin Seferian-Jenkins over the middle, caught (33.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Jack D. Stripper] | Replay |
| 3:23 | 1st & 10 | OPP 46.5 | Damage Inc. rush to the left (10.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Nose Picker] | Replay |
| 2:44 | 1st & 10 | OPP 36 | Damage Inc. rush to the left (4 yd gain) [Monster Hit diving tackle: Brent Johndoggle] | Replay |
| 2:20 | 2nd & 6 | OPP 32 | Cullen Bohannon bad pass to Jedi Master Yoda over the middle (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 2:16 | 3rd & 6 | OPP 32 | Cullen Bohannon pass to KoB's Austin Seferian-Jenkins, hurried by Ethan Alualu, over the middle, caught (6.5 yd gain) [tackle: Rocky Goaterson Rockafelly] | Replay |
| 2:00 | 1st & 10 | OPP 25.5 | Cullen Bohannon pass to Michael "Vincenzo" Brown Jr over the middle, caught (21.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Jamie Bottoms] | Replay |
| 1:55 | 1st & G | OPP 4.5 | Offensive Timeout Called: Johannesburg Jackals | Replay |
| 1:55 | 1st & G | OPP 4.5 | Jedi Master Yoda rush [missed diving tackle: James Beam II] [missed tackle: IT ... DT (Power Through)] to the left (4 yd gain) [tackle: Dolo Diaby] | Replay |
| 1:51 | 2nd & G | OPP 0.5 | Offensive Timeout Called: Johannesburg Jackals | Replay |
| 1:51 | 2nd & G | OPP 0.5 | Damage Inc. rush [missed diving tackle: Hans Fruber DieHard (Hurdle)] [TD] up the middle (0.5 yd gain) | Replay |
| 1:48 | Extra point attempted by Xenny Kick, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Imperial Beach Turd hearders 1:48 | ||||
| 1:48 | Kickoff by Xenny Kick, 75 yd, fielded by Ethan Grant, 0 yds (touchback) | Replay | ||
| 1:48 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | Dan Gabalfa pass to Houston Harrison over the middle, caught (6 yd gain) [diving tackle: KoB's Emmitt Thomas] | Replay |
| 1:24 | 2nd & 4 | OWN 26 | Dan Gabalfa pass to CSG Agent 47 up the left side, caught (7.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Dan "The Blanket" O'Brien Jr.] | Replay |
| 0:51 | 1st & 10 | OWN 33.5 | Dan Gabalfa pass to CSG Agent 47 over the middle, caught (5.5 yd gain) [tackle: Wonder Woman] | Replay |
| 0:45 | 2nd & 4.5 | OWN 39 | Offensive Timeout Called: Imperial Beach Turd hearders | Replay |
| 0:45 | 2nd & 4.5 | OWN 39 | Dan Gabalfa pass to Ethan Fournette up the right side, caught (16.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Macchina Infernale] | Replay |
| 0:40 | 1st & 10 | OPP 44 | Offensive Timeout Called: Imperial Beach Turd hearders | Replay |
| 0:40 | 1st & 10 | OPP 44 | Dan Gabalfa pass to Nearest Green up the right side, caught (27 yd gain) [diving tackle: Drop Dead Fred] | Replay |
| 0:24 | 1st & 10 | OPP 17 | 34 yd field goal attempted by Bret Westbrook, made [FG] | Replay |
| Johannesburg Jackals 0:20 | ||||
| 0:20 | Kickoff by Bret Westbrook, 69 yd, fielded by Deke Dodger (21 yd return) [tackle: Dolo Diaby] | Replay | ||
| 0:17 | 1st & 10 | OWN 22.5 | Cullen Bohannon bad pass to Michael "Vincenzo" Brown Jr up the right side intercepted by Dolo Diaby (0 yd return) [tackle: Michael "Vincenzo" Brown Jr] | Replay |
| Imperial Beach Turd hearders 0:12 | ||||
| 0:12 | 1st & 10 | OPP 44 | Dan Gabalfa sacked by Ken U. Diggit (5.5 yd loss) | Replay |
| 0:08 | 2nd & 15.5 | OPP 49.5 | Offensive Timeout Called: Imperial Beach Turd hearders | Replay |
| 0:08 | 2nd & 15.5 | OPP 49.5 | Dan Gabalfa pass to Houston Harrison up the left side, caught (11.5 yd gain) [tackle: Emlen Tunnell] | Replay |