Play by Play
| 3rd Quarter | ||||
| L.A. Luna-tics 15:00 | ||||
| 15:00 | Kickoff by Just For Kicks, 54 yd, fielded by Luna Returner (11 yd return) [diving tackle: Mama Say Knock You Out] | Replay | ||
| 14:58 | 1st & 10 | OWN 27 | Goff "MVP" Lunatic pass to Wright Lunatic over the middle [deflected by Dan "The Blanket" O'Brien Jr.] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 14:54 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 27 | Goff "MVP" Lunatic pass to LA ... Scat FBack over the middle, caught (6 yd gain) [Monster Hit tackle: Super Girl] | Replay |
| 14:20 | 3rd & 4 | OWN 33 | Goff "MVP" Lunatic pass to Speedy Lunatic up the left side, caught (4 yd gain) [tackle: KoB's Emmitt Thomas] | Replay |
| 13:44 | 4th & inches | OWN 37 | L A ... PHB rush [missed diving tackle: Ken U. Diggit (Hurdle)] [missed tackle: Darrell Green (Power Through)] [missed diving tackle: Frederick W. "The Ogre" Palowaski (Power Through)] up the middle (3 yd gain) [Monster Hit diving tackle: Night Knight] | Replay |
| 13:11 | 1st & 10 | OWN 40 | Goff "MVP" Lunatic screen pass to Speedy Lunatic to the right side, caught (7 yd gain) [diving tackle: Nick Buoniconti] | Replay |
| 12:34 | 2nd & 3 | OWN 47 | [missed diving sack: Darth Vitiate] Goff "MVP" Lunatic pass to Luna Matthews over the middle, caught (8.5 yd gain) [tackle: KoB's Emmitt Thomas] | Replay |
| 12:07 | 1st & 10 | OPP 44.5 | Goff "MVP" Lunatic pass to Speedy Lunatic up the left side, caught, knocked loose by Super Girl [deflected by Super Girl] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 12:02 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 44.5 | Goff "MVP" Lunatic screen pass to Speedy Lunatic to the left side, caught (2 yd loss) [tackle: Sack Sabbath] | Replay |
| 11:32 | 3rd & 12 | OPP 46.5 | Goff "MVP" Lunatic pass to La Porta Lunatic over the middle, caught (18 yd gain) [tackle: Drop Dead Fred] | Replay |
| 10:51 | 1st & 10 | OPP 28 | [missed diving sack: Darth Vitiate] Goff "MVP" Lunatic pass to Loony Receiver up the left side, thrown low, caught (7.5 yd gain) [tackle: Darrell Green] | Replay |
| 10:23 | 2nd & 2.5 | OPP 20.5 | Goff "MVP" Lunatic pass to Speedy Lunatic up the left side [deflected by Super Girl] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 10:18 | 3rd & 2.5 | OPP 20.5 | Gibbs Lunatic rush [missed diving tackle: KoB's Emmitt Thomas (Hurdle)] up the middle (2.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Xenny Cover] | Replay |
| 9:55 | 4th & inches | OPP 18.5 | Gibbs Lunatic rush up the middle (2.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Ken U. Diggit] | Replay |
| 9:31 | 1st & 10 | OPP 16 | Goff "MVP" Lunatic screen pass to Speedy Lunatic to the right side, caught (3.5 yd gain) [tackle: Fright Knight] | Replay |
| 9:03 | 2nd & 6.5 | OPP 12.5 | Goff Trys to Run rush to the right (1.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Star Girl] | Replay |
| 8:39 | 3rd & 5 | OPP 11 | Goff "MVP" Lunatic pass to Luna St. Brown, hurried by Sack Sabbath, up the right side [thrown away], out of bounds (incomplete) | Replay |
| 8:34 | 4th & 5 | OPP 11 | 28 yd field goal attempted by Loony Kicker, made [FG] | Replay |
| Johannesburg Jackals 8:30 | ||||
| 8:30 | Kickoff by Loony Kicker, 74 yd, fielded by Deke Dodger, 0 yds (touchback) | Replay | ||
| 8:30 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | Cullen Bohannon pass to Anwar "Lynch Mob" Lynch Jr up the right side, caught (1 yd loss) [tackle: HH1 Lunatic] | Replay |
| 7:50 | 2nd & 11 | OWN 19 | I Run Maiden rush to the right (3.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: L A ... DE 2] | Replay |
| 7:12 | 3rd & 8 | OWN 22 | Cullen Bohannon pass to Anwar "Lynch Mob" Lynch Jr over the middle, caught (9 yd gain) [diving tackle: L A ... INT LB] | Replay |
| 6:35 | 1st & 10 | OWN 31.5 | Damage Inc. rush up the middle (3 yd gain) [tackle: Hank Hulkster] | Replay |
| 5:57 | 2nd & 7 | OWN 34.5 | I Run Maiden screen pass to Damage Inc. to the right side, caught [missed diving tackle: HH3 Lunatic (Hurdle)] [missed tackle: K. Joseph Lunatic (Power Through)] (9.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: I. Melifonwu Lunatic] | Replay |
| 5:26 | 1st & 10 | OWN 44 | Damage Inc. rush [missed diving tackle: Hank Hulkster (Stiff Arm)] up the middle (9 yd gain) [diving tackle: Killer Lunatic] | Replay |
| 4:59 | 2nd & 1 | OPP 47.5 | Cullen Bohannon bad pass to Jedi Anakin Skywalker up the right side (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 4:54 | 3rd & 1 | OPP 47.5 | Jedi Master Yoda rush up the middle (0.5 yd gain) [tackle: Hank Hulkster] | Replay |
| 4:29 | 4th & 0.5 | OPP 47 | I Run Maiden rush [missed diving tackle: HH3 Lunatic (Power Through)] [missed tackle: L A ... INT LB (Power Through)] up the middle (4.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Hollywood Hulkster] | Replay |
| 3:50 | 1st & 10 | OPP 42.5 | Cullen Bohannon pitch to Anwar "Lynch Mob" Lynch Jr to the right (5.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: HH1 Lunatic] | Replay |
| 3:18 | 2nd & 4.5 | OPP 36.5 | Damage Inc. rush up the middle (1.5 yd gain) [tackle: Homer Hulkster] | Replay |
| 2:40 | 3rd & 3 | OPP 35 | Damage Inc. rush up the middle (3 yd gain) [tackle: Hannibal Hulkster] | Replay |
| 2:11 | 1st & 10 | OPP 32 | I Run Maiden rush to the right (3.5 yd gain) [tackle: DE Luna] | Replay |
| 1:43 | 2nd & 6.5 | OPP 29 | Damage Inc. rush up the middle (2 yd gain) [tackle: Hannibal Hulkster] | Replay |
| 1:12 | 3rd & 4.5 | OPP 27 | Cullen Bohannon pass to KoB's Austin Seferian-Jenkins over the middle, caught (7 yd gain) [tackle: A. Anzalone Lunatic] | Replay |
| 0:39 | 1st & 10 | OPP 20 | Damage Inc. rush to the left (6 yd gain) [tackle: HH4 Lunatic] | Replay |