Play by Play
| 2nd Quarter | ||||
| Johannesburg Jackals 15:00 | ||||
| 15:00 | 2nd & 3 | OWN 17 | Cullen Bohannon pass to The Flash! up the left side, caught (12 yd gain) [tackle: Killer Lunatic] | Replay |
| 14:18 | 1st & 10 | OWN 29 | Cullen Bohannon pitch to Anwar "Lynch Mob" Lynch Jr to the right (0.5 yd loss) [diving tackle: B. Branch Lunatic] | Replay |
| 13:42 | 2nd & 10.5 | OWN 28.5 | I Run Maiden screen pass to Damage Inc. to the left side, caught (0.5 yd loss) [tackle: L A ... INT LB] | Replay |
| 13:12 | 3rd & 11.5 | OWN 28 | Cullen Bohannon pass to Bob Hayes up the left side, diving catch attempt (incomplete) | Replay |
| 13:07 | 4th & 11.5 | OWN 28 | Punt by Just For Kicks, 47 yd, fielded by Luna Returner (6.5 yd return) [Monster Hit tackle: Mama Say Knock You Out] | Replay |
| L.A. Luna-tics 13:00 | ||||
| 13:00 | 1st & 10 | OWN 31.5 | Goff "MVP" Lunatic screen pass to Speedy Lunatic to the left side, caught (0.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Emlen Tunnell] | Replay |
| 12:17 | 2nd & 9.5 | OWN 32 | Goff "MVP" Lunatic pass to LA ... Scat FBack over the middle intercepted by KoB's Emmitt Thomas (0 yd return) [tackle: LA ... Scat FBack] | Replay |
| Johannesburg Jackals 12:13 | ||||
| 12:13 | 1st & 10 | OPP 40.5 | Damage Inc. rush [missed tackle: Killer Lunatic] to the left (6 yd gain) [diving tackle: HH4 Lunatic] | Replay |
| 11:48 | 2nd & 4 | OPP 34.5 | Cullen Bohannon pass to Jedi Master Obi-Wan Kenobi over the middle, caught (5 yd gain) [tackle: E. Moseley Lunatic] | Replay |
| 11:19 | 1st & 10 | OPP 30 | I Run Maiden rush to the right (4.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: DE Luna] | Replay |
| 10:43 | 2nd & 5.5 | OPP 25.5 | Jedi Master Yoda rush up the middle (2 yd gain) [tackle: Hannibal Hulkster] | Replay |
| 10:09 | 3rd & 4 | OPP 23.5 | Cullen Bohannon pass to Dark Knight over the middle [deflected by E. Moseley Lunatic] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 10:05 | 4th & 4 | OPP 23.5 | 40.5 yd field goal attempted by Just For Kicks, made [FG] | Replay |
| L.A. Luna-tics 10:01 | ||||
| 10:01 | Kickoff by Just For Kicks, 68 yd, fielded by Luna Returner (18.5 yd return) [Big Hit diving tackle: Mama Say Knock You Out] | Replay | ||
| 9:58 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20.5 | Goff "MVP" Lunatic bad pass to Megatron Lunatic, hurried by Darth Vitiate, up the left side [deflected by Francis "Chainsaw" Gremp] (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 9:54 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 20.5 | Goff "MVP" Lunatic pass to Luna St. Brown over the middle, caught (12.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Wonder Woman] | Replay |
| 9:15 | 1st & 10 | OWN 33 | Goff "MVP" Lunatic screen pass to Speedy Lunatic to the right side, caught, knocked loose by Ken U. Diggit [deflected by Ken U. Diggit] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 9:11 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 33 | Goff "MVP" Lunatic screen pass to Speedy Lunatic to the right side, caught (3.5 yd loss) [tackle: Ken U. Diggit] | Replay |
| 8:48 | 3rd & 13.5 | OWN 29.5 | Goff "MVP" Lunatic pass to Bush Lunatic up the right side [deflected by Drop Dead Fred] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 8:43 | 4th & 13.5 | OWN 29.5 | Punt by Loony Punter, 66 yd, fielded by Deke Dodger (27 yd return) [tackle: A. Anzalone Lunatic] | Replay |
| Johannesburg Jackals 8:34 | ||||
| 8:34 | 1st & 10 | OWN 31 | Damage Inc. rush up the middle (3 yd gain) [diving tackle: Hank Hulkster] | Replay |
| 8:02 | 2nd & 7 | OWN 34 | Damage Inc. rush to the left (2 yd gain) [tackle: HH3 Lunatic] | Replay |
| 7:29 | 3rd & 5 | OWN 36 | Cullen Bohannon pass to Michael "Vincenzo" Brown Jr over the middle, caught (5.5 yd gain) [tackle: HH3 Lunatic] | Replay |
| 6:52 | 1st & 10 | OWN 41.5 | Cullen Bohannon pass to Jedi Anakin Skywalker, hurried by Hutchinson Lunatic, over the middle, caught (10.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: K. Vildor Lunatic] | Replay |
| 6:16 | 1st & 10 | OPP 48 | Damage Inc. rush up the middle (2 yd gain) [tackle: E. Moseley Lunatic] | Replay |
| 5:50 | 2nd & 8 | OPP 46 | Damage Inc. rush up the middle (3 yd gain) [tackle: L A ... INT LB] | Replay |
| 5:17 | 3rd & 5 | OPP 43 | Cullen Bohannon pass to Anwar "Lynch Mob" Lynch Jr, hurried by L A ... DE, over the middle, caught (11 yd gain) [tackle: HH3 Lunatic] | Replay |
| 4:36 | 1st & 10 | OPP 32 | Jedi Master Yoda rush up the middle (2 yd gain) [tackle: Hannibal Hulkster] | Replay |
| 3:54 | 2nd & 8 | OPP 30 | Damage Inc. rush up the middle (2 yd gain) [tackle: Hannibal Hulkster] | Replay |
| 3:29 | 3rd & 6 | OPP 28 | Cullen Bohannon pass to Anwar "Lynch Mob" Lynch Jr over the middle, diving catch attempt [deflected by HH1 Lunatic] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 3:26 | 4th & 6 | OPP 28 | 45 yd field goal attempted by Just For Kicks, made [FG] | Replay |
| L.A. Luna-tics 3:22 | ||||
| 3:22 | Kickoff by Just For Kicks, 67 yd, fielded by Luna Returner (14.5 yd return) [Big Hit diving tackle: Mama Say Knock You Out] | Replay | ||
| 3:20 | 1st & 10 | OWN 17 | Gibbs Lunatic rush to the right (1.5 yd loss) [tackle: Leper Messiah] | Replay |
| 2:43 | 2nd & 11.5 | OWN 16 | Goff "MVP" Lunatic screen pass to Speedy Lunatic to the left side, caught (3 yd gain) [tackle: Emlen Tunnell] | Replay |
| 2:08 | 3rd & 8 | OWN 19 | Goff "MVP" Lunatic pass to Wright Lunatic, hurried by Darth Vitiate, over the middle, caught (5.5 yd gain) [tackle: Drop Dead Fred] | Replay |
| 2:00 | 4th & 2.5 | OWN 24.5 | Punt by Loony Punter, 56 yd, fielded by Deke Dodger (22 yd return) [tackle: HH2 Lunatic] | Replay |
| Johannesburg Jackals 1:50 | ||||
| 1:50 | 1st & 10 | OWN 42.5 | I Run Maiden screen pass to Jedi Master Yoda to the right side, caught [missed tackle: Killer Lunatic (Power Through)] [missed tackle: HH4 Lunatic] (7.5 yd gain) [tackle: A. Anzalone Lunatic] | Replay |
| 1:07 | 2nd & 2.5 | OPP 50 | Cullen Bohannon pass to Jedi Anakin Skywalker up the right side, caught (31.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: A. Robertson Lunatic] | Replay |
| 0:45 | 1st & 10 | OPP 18.5 | Offensive Timeout Called: Johannesburg Jackals | Replay |
| 0:45 | 1st & 10 | OPP 18.5 | I Run Maiden screen pass to Jedi Master Yoda to the left side, caught [missed diving tackle: Killer Lunatic (Hurdle)] (15 yd gain) [tackle: Roo Lunatic] | Replay |
| 0:38 | 1st & G | OPP 3.5 | Offensive Timeout Called: Johannesburg Jackals | Replay |
| 0:38 | 1st & G | OPP 3.5 | Cullen Bohannon pass to KoB's Austin Seferian-Jenkins over the middle, caught [TD] (3.5 yd gain) | Replay |
| 0:35 | Extra point attempted by Just For Kicks, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| L.A. Luna-tics 0:35 | ||||
| 0:35 | Kickoff by Just For Kicks, 66 yd, fielded by Luna Returner (17.5 yd return) [diving tackle: Mama Say Knock You Out] | Replay | ||
| 0:32 | 1st & 10 | OWN 22 | Goff "MVP" Lunatic bad pass to Speedy Lunatic, hurried by Ken U. Diggit, over the middle [deflected by Nick Buoniconti] (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 0:27 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 22 | Goff "MVP" Lunatic pass to Luna St. Brown up the right side intercepted by Fright Knight (-1 yd return) [tackle: Luna St. Brown] | Replay |
| Johannesburg Jackals 0:22 | ||||
| 0:22 | 1st & 10 | OWN 46 | Cullen Bohannon pass to Anwar "Lynch Mob" Lynch Jr over the middle (incomplete) | Replay |
| 0:18 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 46 | Cullen Bohannon pass to KoB's Austin Seferian-Jenkins over the middle, caught (8 yd gain) [diving tackle: A. Anzalone Lunatic] | Replay |
| 0:13 | 3rd & 2 | OPP 46 | Offensive Timeout Called: Johannesburg Jackals | Replay |
| 0:13 | 3rd & 2 | OPP 46 | Cullen Bohannon pass to The Flash! over the middle, caught (8 yd gain) [tackle: E. Moseley Lunatic] | Replay |