Play by Play
| 1st Quarter | ||||
| Johannesburg Jackals 15:00 | ||||
| 15:00 | Kickoff by Loony Kicker, 71 yd, fielded by Deke Dodger (32 yd return) [Big Hit diving tackle: Hank Hulkster] | Replay | ||
| 14:56 | 1st & 10 | OWN 31 | I Run Maiden rush to the left (0.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: I. Melifonwu Lunatic] | Replay |
| 14:30 | 2nd & 9.5 | OWN 31.5 | Cullen Bohannon screen pass to Jedi Master Yoda to the left side, caught [missed diving tackle: HH1 Lunatic (Power Through)] (2 yd gain) [diving tackle: L A ... DE] | Replay |
| 14:00 | 3rd & 7.5 | OWN 33.5 | Cullen Bohannon pass to Steve Largent over the middle intercepted by B. Branch Lunatic (-1 yd return) [diving tackle: Steve Largent] | Replay |
| L.A. Luna-tics 13:54 | ||||
| 13:54 | 1st & 10 | OWN 44.5 | Goff "MVP" Lunatic pass to Speedy Lunatic up the left side, caught, knocked loose by Xenny Cover [deflected by Xenny Cover] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 13:48 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 44.5 | Goff "MVP" Lunatic screen pass to Speedy Lunatic to the left side, caught (6 yd gain) [tackle: Darrell Green] | Replay |
| 13:23 | 3rd & 4 | OPP 49.5 | Goff "MVP" Lunatic pass to Wright Lunatic over the middle, caught (8 yd gain) [tackle: Drop Dead Fred] | Replay |
| 12:46 | 1st & 10 | OPP 41.5 | Goff "MVP" Lunatic pass to Megatron Lunatic, hurried by Darth Vitiate, up the left side [thrown away] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 12:42 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 41.5 | Goff "MVP" Lunatic bad pass to Wright Lunatic over the middle [deflected by Dan "The Blanket" O'Brien Jr.] (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 12:38 | 3rd & 10 | OPP 41.5 | Goff "MVP" Lunatic sacked by Darth Vitiate (4 yd loss) | Replay |
| 12:11 | 4th & 14 | OPP 45.5 | Punt by Loony Punter, 48 yds (touchback) | Replay |
| Johannesburg Jackals 12:05 | ||||
| 12:05 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | Cullen Bohannon pass to Jedi Master Obi-Wan Kenobi, hurried by L A ... DE 2, over the middle, caught [missed tackle: E. Moseley Lunatic] (12.5 yd gain) [tackle: Killer Lunatic] | Replay |
| 11:39 | 1st & 10 | OWN 32.5 | Damage Inc. rush up the middle (2 yd gain) [tackle: Hollywood Hulkster] | Replay |
| 10:58 | 2nd & 8 | OWN 34.5 | Damage Inc. rush[forced fumble: Hannibal Hulkster], fumbled , recovered by Mac Moody (0 yd return) [diving tackle: Homer Hulkster] | Replay |
| 10:25 | 3rd & 5 | OWN 37.5 | Cullen Bohannon pass to Anwar "Lynch Mob" Lynch Jr, hurried by T. Arnold Lunatic, over the middle, caught (9.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Killer Lunatic] | Replay |
| 9:45 | 1st & 10 | OWN 47 | Damage Inc. rush up the middle (4.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Homer Hulkster] | Replay |
| 9:07 | 2nd & 5.5 | OPP 48.5 | Cullen Bohannon pass to Dark Knight up the right side, caught (3.5 yd gain) [tackle: HH2 Lunatic] | Replay |
| 8:38 | 3rd & 2 | OPP 45 | Cullen Bohannon pitch to Anwar "Lynch Mob" Lynch Jr to the left (0.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Roo Lunatic] | Replay |
| 7:58 | 4th & 2 | OPP 44.5 | Punt by Just For Kicks, 37 yd, fielded by Luna Returner[Monster Hit forced fumble: Mama Say Knock You Out], fumbled , recovered by Goff Trys to Run (4 yd return) [tackle: Dump Truck] | Replay |
| L.A. Luna-tics 7:49 | ||||
| 7:49 | 1st & 10 | OWN 16.5 | Goff "MVP" Lunatic bad pass to Megatron Lunatic up the left side [deflected by Xenny Cover] (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 7:45 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 16.5 | Goff "MVP" Lunatic sacked by Darth Vitiate (5 yd loss) | Replay |
| 7:22 | 3rd & 15 | OWN 11 | [missed diving sack: Darth Vitiate] Goff "MVP" Lunatic pass to Wright Lunatic over the middle, caught (17.5 yd gain) [tackle: KoB's Emmitt Thomas] | Replay |
| 6:53 | 1st & 10 | OWN 29 | Goff "MVP" Lunatic pass to Loony Receiver up the left side, caught, knocked loose by Francis "Chainsaw" Gremp [deflected by Francis "Chainsaw" Gremp] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 6:48 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 29 | Goff "MVP" Lunatic screen pass to Speedy Lunatic to the right side, caught (1 yd loss) [diving tackle: Super Girl] | Replay |
| 6:12 | 3rd & 11 | OWN 28 | [missed diving sack: Darth Vitiate] Goff "MVP" Lunatic pass to La Porta Lunatic, hurried by Cortez Kennedy, over the middle, caught (13.5 yd gain) [tackle: KoB's Emmitt Thomas] | Replay |
| 5:41 | 1st & 10 | OWN 41.5 | Goff "MVP" Lunatic sacked by Darth Vitiate (5 yd loss) | Replay |
| 5:02 | 2nd & 15 | OWN 36.5 | Goff "MVP" Lunatic screen pass to Speedy Lunatic to the right side, caught (1 yd loss) [diving tackle: Dan "The Blanket" O'Brien Jr.] | Replay |
| 4:32 | 3rd & 16 | OWN 35.5 | Goff "MVP" Lunatic bad pass to Wright Lunatic over the middle intercepted by Drop Dead Fred (0 yd return) [tackle: Wright Lunatic] | Replay |
| Johannesburg Jackals 4:28 | ||||
| 4:28 | 1st & 10 | OPP 45.5 | I Run Maiden screen pass to Jedi Anakin Skywalker to the right side, caught (3.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: DE Luna] | Replay |
| 3:54 | 2nd & 6.5 | OPP 42 | Damage Inc. rush up the middle (2 yd gain) [diving tackle: Hannibal Hulkster] | Replay |
| 3:14 | 3rd & 4.5 | OPP 40 | Cullen Bohannon pass to Jedi Master Obi-Wan Kenobi over the middle, caught [missed tackle: E. Moseley Lunatic] (8.5 yd gain) [tackle: HH1 Lunatic] | Replay |
| 2:35 | 1st & 10 | OPP 31 | I Run Maiden rush [missed diving tackle: DE Luna (Power Through)] to the right (4.5 yd gain) [tackle: K. Joseph Lunatic] | Replay |
| 1:55 | 2nd & 5.5 | OPP 26.5 | I Run Maiden pass to Dark Knight over the middle [deflected by L A ... INT LB] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 1:52 | 3rd & 5.5 | OPP 26.5 | False start penalty committed by Mac Moody | Replay |
| 1:52 | 3rd & 10.5 | OPP 31.5 | Cullen Bohannon pass to The Flash! up the right side, caught [TD] [deflected by E. Moseley Lunatic] (31.5 yd gain) | Replay |
| 1:47 | Extra point attempted by Just For Kicks, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| L.A. Luna-tics 1:47 | ||||
| 1:47 | Kickoff by Just For Kicks, 66 yd, fielded by Luna Returner (14.5 yd return) [tackle: Mama Say Knock You Out] | Replay | ||
| 1:45 | 1st & 10 | OWN 18.5 | Goff "MVP" Lunatic screen pass to Speedy Lunatic to the left side, caught (6.5 yd gain) [tackle: Emlen Tunnell] | Replay |
| 1:15 | 2nd & 3.5 | OWN 25.5 | Goff "MVP" Lunatic pass to LA ... Scat FBack, hurried by Darth Vitiate, over the middle, caught (11.5 yd gain) [tackle: Francis "Chainsaw" Gremp] | Replay |
| 0:50 | 1st & 10 | OWN 37 | Goff "MVP" Lunatic pass to Speedy Lunatic up the left side, out of bounds [deflected by Xenny Cover] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 0:45 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 37 | Goff "MVP" Lunatic sacked by Darth Vitiate (4.5 yd loss) | Replay |
| 0:13 | 3rd & 14.5 | OWN 32.5 | Goff "MVP" Lunatic bad pass to La Porta Lunatic, hurried by Darth Vitiate, over the middle [deflected by KoB's Emmitt Thomas] (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 0:09 | 4th & 14.5 | OWN 32.5 | Punt by Loony Punter, 57 yd (out of bounds) | Replay |
| Johannesburg Jackals 0:03 | ||||
| 0:03 | 1st & 10 | OWN 10 | I Run Maiden rush to the right (7 yd gain) [diving tackle: Hollywood Hulkster] | Replay |
| 2nd Quarter | ||||
| 15:00 | 2nd & 3 | OWN 17 | Cullen Bohannon pass to The Flash! up the left side, caught (12 yd gain) [tackle: Killer Lunatic] | Replay |
| 14:18 | 1st & 10 | OWN 29 | Cullen Bohannon pitch to Anwar "Lynch Mob" Lynch Jr to the right (0.5 yd loss) [diving tackle: B. Branch Lunatic] | Replay |
| 13:42 | 2nd & 10.5 | OWN 28.5 | I Run Maiden screen pass to Damage Inc. to the left side, caught (0.5 yd loss) [tackle: L A ... INT LB] | Replay |
| 13:12 | 3rd & 11.5 | OWN 28 | Cullen Bohannon pass to Bob Hayes up the left side, diving catch attempt (incomplete) | Replay |
| 13:07 | 4th & 11.5 | OWN 28 | Punt by Just For Kicks, 47 yd, fielded by Luna Returner (6.5 yd return) [Monster Hit tackle: Mama Say Knock You Out] | Replay |
| L.A. Luna-tics 13:00 | ||||
| 13:00 | 1st & 10 | OWN 31.5 | Goff "MVP" Lunatic screen pass to Speedy Lunatic to the left side, caught (0.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Emlen Tunnell] | Replay |
| 12:17 | 2nd & 9.5 | OWN 32 | Goff "MVP" Lunatic pass to LA ... Scat FBack over the middle intercepted by KoB's Emmitt Thomas (0 yd return) [tackle: LA ... Scat FBack] | Replay |
| Johannesburg Jackals 12:13 | ||||
| 12:13 | 1st & 10 | OPP 40.5 | Damage Inc. rush [missed tackle: Killer Lunatic] to the left (6 yd gain) [diving tackle: HH4 Lunatic] | Replay |
| 11:48 | 2nd & 4 | OPP 34.5 | Cullen Bohannon pass to Jedi Master Obi-Wan Kenobi over the middle, caught (5 yd gain) [tackle: E. Moseley Lunatic] | Replay |
| 11:19 | 1st & 10 | OPP 30 | I Run Maiden rush to the right (4.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: DE Luna] | Replay |
| 10:43 | 2nd & 5.5 | OPP 25.5 | Jedi Master Yoda rush up the middle (2 yd gain) [tackle: Hannibal Hulkster] | Replay |
| 10:09 | 3rd & 4 | OPP 23.5 | Cullen Bohannon pass to Dark Knight over the middle [deflected by E. Moseley Lunatic] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 10:05 | 4th & 4 | OPP 23.5 | 40.5 yd field goal attempted by Just For Kicks, made [FG] | Replay |
| L.A. Luna-tics 10:01 | ||||
| 10:01 | Kickoff by Just For Kicks, 68 yd, fielded by Luna Returner (18.5 yd return) [Big Hit diving tackle: Mama Say Knock You Out] | Replay | ||
| 9:58 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20.5 | Goff "MVP" Lunatic bad pass to Megatron Lunatic, hurried by Darth Vitiate, up the left side [deflected by Francis "Chainsaw" Gremp] (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 9:54 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 20.5 | Goff "MVP" Lunatic pass to Luna St. Brown over the middle, caught (12.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Wonder Woman] | Replay |
| 9:15 | 1st & 10 | OWN 33 | Goff "MVP" Lunatic screen pass to Speedy Lunatic to the right side, caught, knocked loose by Ken U. Diggit [deflected by Ken U. Diggit] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 9:11 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 33 | Goff "MVP" Lunatic screen pass to Speedy Lunatic to the right side, caught (3.5 yd loss) [tackle: Ken U. Diggit] | Replay |
| 8:48 | 3rd & 13.5 | OWN 29.5 | Goff "MVP" Lunatic pass to Bush Lunatic up the right side [deflected by Drop Dead Fred] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 8:43 | 4th & 13.5 | OWN 29.5 | Punt by Loony Punter, 66 yd, fielded by Deke Dodger (27 yd return) [tackle: A. Anzalone Lunatic] | Replay |
| Johannesburg Jackals 8:34 | ||||
| 8:34 | 1st & 10 | OWN 31 | Damage Inc. rush up the middle (3 yd gain) [diving tackle: Hank Hulkster] | Replay |
| 8:02 | 2nd & 7 | OWN 34 | Damage Inc. rush to the left (2 yd gain) [tackle: HH3 Lunatic] | Replay |
| 7:29 | 3rd & 5 | OWN 36 | Cullen Bohannon pass to Michael "Vincenzo" Brown Jr over the middle, caught (5.5 yd gain) [tackle: HH3 Lunatic] | Replay |
| 6:52 | 1st & 10 | OWN 41.5 | Cullen Bohannon pass to Jedi Anakin Skywalker, hurried by Hutchinson Lunatic, over the middle, caught (10.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: K. Vildor Lunatic] | Replay |
| 6:16 | 1st & 10 | OPP 48 | Damage Inc. rush up the middle (2 yd gain) [tackle: E. Moseley Lunatic] | Replay |
| 5:50 | 2nd & 8 | OPP 46 | Damage Inc. rush up the middle (3 yd gain) [tackle: L A ... INT LB] | Replay |
| 5:17 | 3rd & 5 | OPP 43 | Cullen Bohannon pass to Anwar "Lynch Mob" Lynch Jr, hurried by L A ... DE, over the middle, caught (11 yd gain) [tackle: HH3 Lunatic] | Replay |
| 4:36 | 1st & 10 | OPP 32 | Jedi Master Yoda rush up the middle (2 yd gain) [tackle: Hannibal Hulkster] | Replay |
| 3:54 | 2nd & 8 | OPP 30 | Damage Inc. rush up the middle (2 yd gain) [tackle: Hannibal Hulkster] | Replay |
| 3:29 | 3rd & 6 | OPP 28 | Cullen Bohannon pass to Anwar "Lynch Mob" Lynch Jr over the middle, diving catch attempt [deflected by HH1 Lunatic] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 3:26 | 4th & 6 | OPP 28 | 45 yd field goal attempted by Just For Kicks, made [FG] | Replay |
| L.A. Luna-tics 3:22 | ||||
| 3:22 | Kickoff by Just For Kicks, 67 yd, fielded by Luna Returner (14.5 yd return) [Big Hit diving tackle: Mama Say Knock You Out] | Replay | ||
| 3:20 | 1st & 10 | OWN 17 | Gibbs Lunatic rush to the right (1.5 yd loss) [tackle: Leper Messiah] | Replay |
| 2:43 | 2nd & 11.5 | OWN 16 | Goff "MVP" Lunatic screen pass to Speedy Lunatic to the left side, caught (3 yd gain) [tackle: Emlen Tunnell] | Replay |
| 2:08 | 3rd & 8 | OWN 19 | Goff "MVP" Lunatic pass to Wright Lunatic, hurried by Darth Vitiate, over the middle, caught (5.5 yd gain) [tackle: Drop Dead Fred] | Replay |
| 2:00 | 4th & 2.5 | OWN 24.5 | Punt by Loony Punter, 56 yd, fielded by Deke Dodger (22 yd return) [tackle: HH2 Lunatic] | Replay |
| Johannesburg Jackals 1:50 | ||||
| 1:50 | 1st & 10 | OWN 42.5 | I Run Maiden screen pass to Jedi Master Yoda to the right side, caught [missed tackle: Killer Lunatic (Power Through)] [missed tackle: HH4 Lunatic] (7.5 yd gain) [tackle: A. Anzalone Lunatic] | Replay |
| 1:07 | 2nd & 2.5 | OPP 50 | Cullen Bohannon pass to Jedi Anakin Skywalker up the right side, caught (31.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: A. Robertson Lunatic] | Replay |
| 0:45 | 1st & 10 | OPP 18.5 | Offensive Timeout Called: Johannesburg Jackals | Replay |
| 0:45 | 1st & 10 | OPP 18.5 | I Run Maiden screen pass to Jedi Master Yoda to the left side, caught [missed diving tackle: Killer Lunatic (Hurdle)] (15 yd gain) [tackle: Roo Lunatic] | Replay |
| 0:38 | 1st & G | OPP 3.5 | Offensive Timeout Called: Johannesburg Jackals | Replay |
| 0:38 | 1st & G | OPP 3.5 | Cullen Bohannon pass to KoB's Austin Seferian-Jenkins over the middle, caught [TD] (3.5 yd gain) | Replay |
| 0:35 | Extra point attempted by Just For Kicks, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| L.A. Luna-tics 0:35 | ||||
| 0:35 | Kickoff by Just For Kicks, 66 yd, fielded by Luna Returner (17.5 yd return) [diving tackle: Mama Say Knock You Out] | Replay | ||
| 0:32 | 1st & 10 | OWN 22 | Goff "MVP" Lunatic bad pass to Speedy Lunatic, hurried by Ken U. Diggit, over the middle [deflected by Nick Buoniconti] (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 0:27 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 22 | Goff "MVP" Lunatic pass to Luna St. Brown up the right side intercepted by Fright Knight (-1 yd return) [tackle: Luna St. Brown] | Replay |
| Johannesburg Jackals 0:22 | ||||
| 0:22 | 1st & 10 | OWN 46 | Cullen Bohannon pass to Anwar "Lynch Mob" Lynch Jr over the middle (incomplete) | Replay |
| 0:18 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 46 | Cullen Bohannon pass to KoB's Austin Seferian-Jenkins over the middle, caught (8 yd gain) [diving tackle: A. Anzalone Lunatic] | Replay |
| 0:13 | 3rd & 2 | OPP 46 | Offensive Timeout Called: Johannesburg Jackals | Replay |
| 0:13 | 3rd & 2 | OPP 46 | Cullen Bohannon pass to The Flash! over the middle, caught (8 yd gain) [tackle: E. Moseley Lunatic] | Replay |
| 3rd Quarter | ||||
| L.A. Luna-tics 15:00 | ||||
| 15:00 | Kickoff by Just For Kicks, 54 yd, fielded by Luna Returner (11 yd return) [diving tackle: Mama Say Knock You Out] | Replay | ||
| 14:58 | 1st & 10 | OWN 27 | Goff "MVP" Lunatic pass to Wright Lunatic over the middle [deflected by Dan "The Blanket" O'Brien Jr.] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 14:54 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 27 | Goff "MVP" Lunatic pass to LA ... Scat FBack over the middle, caught (6 yd gain) [Monster Hit tackle: Super Girl] | Replay |
| 14:20 | 3rd & 4 | OWN 33 | Goff "MVP" Lunatic pass to Speedy Lunatic up the left side, caught (4 yd gain) [tackle: KoB's Emmitt Thomas] | Replay |
| 13:44 | 4th & inches | OWN 37 | L A ... PHB rush [missed diving tackle: Ken U. Diggit (Hurdle)] [missed tackle: Darrell Green (Power Through)] [missed diving tackle: Frederick W. "The Ogre" Palowaski (Power Through)] up the middle (3 yd gain) [Monster Hit diving tackle: Night Knight] | Replay |
| 13:11 | 1st & 10 | OWN 40 | Goff "MVP" Lunatic screen pass to Speedy Lunatic to the right side, caught (7 yd gain) [diving tackle: Nick Buoniconti] | Replay |
| 12:34 | 2nd & 3 | OWN 47 | [missed diving sack: Darth Vitiate] Goff "MVP" Lunatic pass to Luna Matthews over the middle, caught (8.5 yd gain) [tackle: KoB's Emmitt Thomas] | Replay |
| 12:07 | 1st & 10 | OPP 44.5 | Goff "MVP" Lunatic pass to Speedy Lunatic up the left side, caught, knocked loose by Super Girl [deflected by Super Girl] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 12:02 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 44.5 | Goff "MVP" Lunatic screen pass to Speedy Lunatic to the left side, caught (2 yd loss) [tackle: Sack Sabbath] | Replay |
| 11:32 | 3rd & 12 | OPP 46.5 | Goff "MVP" Lunatic pass to La Porta Lunatic over the middle, caught (18 yd gain) [tackle: Drop Dead Fred] | Replay |
| 10:51 | 1st & 10 | OPP 28 | [missed diving sack: Darth Vitiate] Goff "MVP" Lunatic pass to Loony Receiver up the left side, thrown low, caught (7.5 yd gain) [tackle: Darrell Green] | Replay |
| 10:23 | 2nd & 2.5 | OPP 20.5 | Goff "MVP" Lunatic pass to Speedy Lunatic up the left side [deflected by Super Girl] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 10:18 | 3rd & 2.5 | OPP 20.5 | Gibbs Lunatic rush [missed diving tackle: KoB's Emmitt Thomas (Hurdle)] up the middle (2.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Xenny Cover] | Replay |
| 9:55 | 4th & inches | OPP 18.5 | Gibbs Lunatic rush up the middle (2.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Ken U. Diggit] | Replay |
| 9:31 | 1st & 10 | OPP 16 | Goff "MVP" Lunatic screen pass to Speedy Lunatic to the right side, caught (3.5 yd gain) [tackle: Fright Knight] | Replay |
| 9:03 | 2nd & 6.5 | OPP 12.5 | Goff Trys to Run rush to the right (1.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Star Girl] | Replay |
| 8:39 | 3rd & 5 | OPP 11 | Goff "MVP" Lunatic pass to Luna St. Brown, hurried by Sack Sabbath, up the right side [thrown away], out of bounds (incomplete) | Replay |
| 8:34 | 4th & 5 | OPP 11 | 28 yd field goal attempted by Loony Kicker, made [FG] | Replay |
| Johannesburg Jackals 8:30 | ||||
| 8:30 | Kickoff by Loony Kicker, 74 yd, fielded by Deke Dodger, 0 yds (touchback) | Replay | ||
| 8:30 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | Cullen Bohannon pass to Anwar "Lynch Mob" Lynch Jr up the right side, caught (1 yd loss) [tackle: HH1 Lunatic] | Replay |
| 7:50 | 2nd & 11 | OWN 19 | I Run Maiden rush to the right (3.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: L A ... DE 2] | Replay |
| 7:12 | 3rd & 8 | OWN 22 | Cullen Bohannon pass to Anwar "Lynch Mob" Lynch Jr over the middle, caught (9 yd gain) [diving tackle: L A ... INT LB] | Replay |
| 6:35 | 1st & 10 | OWN 31.5 | Damage Inc. rush up the middle (3 yd gain) [tackle: Hank Hulkster] | Replay |
| 5:57 | 2nd & 7 | OWN 34.5 | I Run Maiden screen pass to Damage Inc. to the right side, caught [missed diving tackle: HH3 Lunatic (Hurdle)] [missed tackle: K. Joseph Lunatic (Power Through)] (9.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: I. Melifonwu Lunatic] | Replay |
| 5:26 | 1st & 10 | OWN 44 | Damage Inc. rush [missed diving tackle: Hank Hulkster (Stiff Arm)] up the middle (9 yd gain) [diving tackle: Killer Lunatic] | Replay |
| 4:59 | 2nd & 1 | OPP 47.5 | Cullen Bohannon bad pass to Jedi Anakin Skywalker up the right side (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 4:54 | 3rd & 1 | OPP 47.5 | Jedi Master Yoda rush up the middle (0.5 yd gain) [tackle: Hank Hulkster] | Replay |
| 4:29 | 4th & 0.5 | OPP 47 | I Run Maiden rush [missed diving tackle: HH3 Lunatic (Power Through)] [missed tackle: L A ... INT LB (Power Through)] up the middle (4.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Hollywood Hulkster] | Replay |
| 3:50 | 1st & 10 | OPP 42.5 | Cullen Bohannon pitch to Anwar "Lynch Mob" Lynch Jr to the right (5.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: HH1 Lunatic] | Replay |
| 3:18 | 2nd & 4.5 | OPP 36.5 | Damage Inc. rush up the middle (1.5 yd gain) [tackle: Homer Hulkster] | Replay |
| 2:40 | 3rd & 3 | OPP 35 | Damage Inc. rush up the middle (3 yd gain) [tackle: Hannibal Hulkster] | Replay |
| 2:11 | 1st & 10 | OPP 32 | I Run Maiden rush to the right (3.5 yd gain) [tackle: DE Luna] | Replay |
| 1:43 | 2nd & 6.5 | OPP 29 | Damage Inc. rush up the middle (2 yd gain) [tackle: Hannibal Hulkster] | Replay |
| 1:12 | 3rd & 4.5 | OPP 27 | Cullen Bohannon pass to KoB's Austin Seferian-Jenkins over the middle, caught (7 yd gain) [tackle: A. Anzalone Lunatic] | Replay |
| 0:39 | 1st & 10 | OPP 20 | Damage Inc. rush to the left (6 yd gain) [tackle: HH4 Lunatic] | Replay |
| 4th Quarter | ||||
| 15:00 | 2nd & 4 | OPP 14 | Jedi Master Yoda rush up the middle (1 yd gain) [tackle: Homer Hulkster] | Replay |
| 14:35 | 3rd & 3 | OPP 13 | Damage Inc. rush [missed diving tackle: L A ... DE (Hurdle)] [missed tackle: L A ... INT LB] to the left (4 yd gain) [tackle: Roo Lunatic] | Replay |
| 13:59 | 1st & G | OPP 9.5 | Cullen Bohannon pass to Michael "Vincenzo" Brown Jr over the middle, caught (9.5 yd gain) [TD] | Replay |
| 13:54 | Extra point attempted by Just For Kicks, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| L.A. Luna-tics 13:54 | ||||
| 13:54 | Kickoff by Just For Kicks, 61 yd, fielded by Luna Returner (14 yd return) [tackle: Mama Say Knock You Out] | Replay | ||
| 13:52 | 1st & 10 | OWN 23 | Goff "MVP" Lunatic pass to Loony Receiver up the left side, caught (8.5 yd gain) [tackle: Darrell Green] | Replay |
| 13:21 | 2nd & 1.5 | OWN 31 | Gibbs Lunatic rush [missed diving tackle: Frederick W. "The Ogre" Palowaski (Hurdle)] to the left (2.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Night Knight] | Replay |
| 12:43 | 1st & 10 | OWN 34 | Gibbs Lunatic rush up the middle (5 yd gain) [tackle: Francis "Chainsaw" Gremp] | Replay |
| 12:00 | 2nd & 5 | OWN 39 | Goff "MVP" Lunatic bad pass to Speedy Lunatic, hurried by Lakae Manumana II, up the left side [deflected by Xenny Cover] (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 11:55 | 3rd & 5 | OWN 39 | Goff "MVP" Lunatic pass to Wright Lunatic over the middle, caught (18.5 yd gain) [Monster Hit diving tackle: Star Girl] | Replay |
| 11:20 | 1st & 10 | OPP 42.5 | Gibbs Lunatic rush [missed diving tackle: Sack Sabbath (Hurdle)] up the middle (5 yd gain) [tackle: Fright Knight] | Replay |
| 10:54 | 2nd & 5 | OPP 38 | Goff "MVP" Lunatic sacked by Darth Vitiate (4 yd loss) | Replay |
| 10:25 | 3rd & 9 | OPP 41.5 | Goff "MVP" Lunatic bad pass to Loony Receiver, hurried by Sack Sabbath, over the middle (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 10:20 | 4th & 9 | OPP 41.5 | Punt by Loony Punter, 41.5 yds (touchback) | Replay |
| Johannesburg Jackals 10:15 | ||||
| 10:15 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | Cullen Bohannon pass to Anwar "Lynch Mob" Lynch Jr up the right side, caught (3 yd gain) [diving tackle: HH3 Lunatic] | Replay |
| 9:47 | 2nd & 7 | OWN 23 | Damage Inc. rush to the left (1 yd gain) [tackle: L A ... DE] | Replay |
| 9:05 | 3rd & 5.5 | OWN 24.5 | Cullen Bohannon pass to Jedi Master Obi-Wan Kenobi over the middle [deflected by T. Arnold Lunatic] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 9:01 | 4th & 5.5 | OWN 24.5 | Punt by Just For Kicks, 27 yd, fielded by Luna Returner (fair catch) | Replay |
| L.A. Luna-tics 8:56 | ||||
| 8:56 | 1st & 10 | OWN 49 | L A ... PHB rush [missed diving tackle: Buck Buchanan] to the left (4.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Freight Train] | Replay |
| 8:30 | 2nd & 5.5 | OPP 46.5 | Goff "MVP" Lunatic screen pass to Speedy Lunatic to the left side, caught (no gain) [diving tackle: Ken U. Diggit] | Replay |
| 8:00 | 3rd & 6 | OPP 46.5 | [missed diving sack: Darth Vitiate (Turn the Shoulder)] Goff "MVP" Lunatic pass to Luna St. Brown over the middle [deflected by Macchina Infernale] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 7:56 | 4th & 6 | OPP 46.5 | Punt by Loony Punter, 34 yd (out of bounds) | Replay |
| Johannesburg Jackals 7:51 | ||||
| 7:51 | 1st & 10 | OWN 12.5 | Jedi Master Yoda rush [missed tackle: Roo Lunatic (Spin)] up the middle (12.5 yd gain) [tackle: B. Branch Lunatic] | Replay |
| 7:16 | 1st & 10 | OWN 25 | Cullen Bohannon pass to Jedi Master Yoda up the right side [deflected by HH3 Lunatic] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 7:12 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 25 | Cullen Bohannon pass to KoB's Austin Seferian-Jenkins over the middle, caught (6.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: A. Anzalone Lunatic] | Replay |
| 6:45 | 3rd & 3.5 | OWN 31.5 | Jedi Master Yoda rush to the right (3.5 yd gain) [tackle: HH1 Lunatic] | Replay |
| 6:21 | 4th & inches | OWN 35 | I Run Maiden rush up the middle (1.5 yd gain) [tackle: Hannibal Hulkster] | Replay |
| 5:39 | 1st & 10 | OWN 36.5 | Damage Inc. rush [missed diving tackle: Homer Hulkster (Hurdle)] up the middle (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: Hannibal Hulkster] | Replay |
| 4:50 | 2nd & 7.5 | OWN 39 | Jedi Master Yoda rush up the middle (2 yd gain) [diving tackle: Hollywood Hulkster] | Replay |
| 4:02 | 3rd & 5.5 | OWN 41.5 | Cullen Bohannon pass to KoB's Austin Seferian-Jenkins over the middle, caught (6 yd gain) [tackle: A. Anzalone Lunatic] | Replay |
| 3:14 | 1st & 10 | OWN 47.5 | Jedi Master Yoda rush up the middle (1.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Hank Hulkster] | Replay |
| 2:26 | 2nd & 8.5 | OWN 49 | Damage Inc. rush up the middle (3.5 yd gain) [tackle: Hollywood Hulkster] | Replay |
| 2:00 | 3rd & 5 | OPP 47.5 | Cullen Bohannon pass to Anwar "Lynch Mob" Lynch Jr over the middle, caught (5 yd gain) [tackle: HH3 Lunatic] | Replay |
| 1:56 | 4th & inches | OPP 42.5 | Defensive Timeout Called: L.A. Luna-tics | Replay |
| 1:56 | 4th & inches | OPP 42.5 | I Run Maiden rush up the middle (1 yd gain) [tackle: Hannibal Hulkster] | Replay |
| 1:53 | 1st & 10 | OPP 42 | Defensive Timeout Called: L.A. Luna-tics | Replay |
| 1:53 | 1st & 10 | OPP 42 | Damage Inc. rush up the middle (3 yd gain) [tackle: Homer Hulkster] | Replay |
| 1:49 | 2nd & 7 | OPP 39 | Defensive Timeout Called: L.A. Luna-tics | Replay |
| 1:49 | 2nd & 7 | OPP 39 | I Run Maiden screen pass to Jedi Master Yoda to the left side, caught (2 yd loss) [diving tackle: Killer Lunatic] | Replay |
| 1:00 | 3rd & 9.5 | OPP 41 | Cullen Bohannon pass to Steve Largent over the middle [deflected by E. Moseley Lunatic] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 0:54 | 4th & 9.5 | OPP 41 | Punt by Just For Kicks, 30 yd (out of bounds) | Replay |
| L.A. Luna-tics 0:49 | ||||
| 0:49 | 1st & 10 | OWN 11.5 | Goff "MVP" Lunatic pass to Megatron Lunatic over the middle intercepted by Dan "The Blanket" O'Brien Jr. (0 yd return) [diving tackle: Megatron Lunatic] | Replay |
| Johannesburg Jackals 0:43 | ||||
| 0:43 | 1st & 10 | OPP 33 | I Run Maiden rush up the middle (1 yd loss) | Replay |