Play by Play
| 1st Quarter | ||||
| Johannesburg Jackals 15:00 | ||||
| 15:00 | Kickoff by Loony Kicker, 71 yd, fielded by Deke Dodger (32 yd return) [Big Hit diving tackle: Hank Hulkster] | Replay | ||
| 14:56 | 1st & 10 | OWN 31 | I Run Maiden rush to the left (0.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: I. Melifonwu Lunatic] | Replay |
| 14:30 | 2nd & 9.5 | OWN 31.5 | Cullen Bohannon screen pass to Jedi Master Yoda to the left side, caught [missed diving tackle: HH1 Lunatic (Power Through)] (2 yd gain) [diving tackle: L A ... DE] | Replay |
| 14:00 | 3rd & 7.5 | OWN 33.5 | Cullen Bohannon pass to Steve Largent over the middle intercepted by B. Branch Lunatic (-1 yd return) [diving tackle: Steve Largent] | Replay |
| L.A. Luna-tics 13:54 | ||||
| 13:54 | 1st & 10 | OWN 44.5 | Goff "MVP" Lunatic pass to Speedy Lunatic up the left side, caught, knocked loose by Xenny Cover [deflected by Xenny Cover] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 13:48 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 44.5 | Goff "MVP" Lunatic screen pass to Speedy Lunatic to the left side, caught (6 yd gain) [tackle: Darrell Green] | Replay |
| 13:23 | 3rd & 4 | OPP 49.5 | Goff "MVP" Lunatic pass to Wright Lunatic over the middle, caught (8 yd gain) [tackle: Drop Dead Fred] | Replay |
| 12:46 | 1st & 10 | OPP 41.5 | Goff "MVP" Lunatic pass to Megatron Lunatic, hurried by Darth Vitiate, up the left side [thrown away] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 12:42 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 41.5 | Goff "MVP" Lunatic bad pass to Wright Lunatic over the middle [deflected by Dan "The Blanket" O'Brien Jr.] (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 12:38 | 3rd & 10 | OPP 41.5 | Goff "MVP" Lunatic sacked by Darth Vitiate (4 yd loss) | Replay |
| 12:11 | 4th & 14 | OPP 45.5 | Punt by Loony Punter, 48 yds (touchback) | Replay |
| Johannesburg Jackals 12:05 | ||||
| 12:05 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | Cullen Bohannon pass to Jedi Master Obi-Wan Kenobi, hurried by L A ... DE 2, over the middle, caught [missed tackle: E. Moseley Lunatic] (12.5 yd gain) [tackle: Killer Lunatic] | Replay |
| 11:39 | 1st & 10 | OWN 32.5 | Damage Inc. rush up the middle (2 yd gain) [tackle: Hollywood Hulkster] | Replay |
| 10:58 | 2nd & 8 | OWN 34.5 | Damage Inc. rush[forced fumble: Hannibal Hulkster], fumbled , recovered by Mac Moody (0 yd return) [diving tackle: Homer Hulkster] | Replay |
| 10:25 | 3rd & 5 | OWN 37.5 | Cullen Bohannon pass to Anwar "Lynch Mob" Lynch Jr, hurried by T. Arnold Lunatic, over the middle, caught (9.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Killer Lunatic] | Replay |
| 9:45 | 1st & 10 | OWN 47 | Damage Inc. rush up the middle (4.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Homer Hulkster] | Replay |
| 9:07 | 2nd & 5.5 | OPP 48.5 | Cullen Bohannon pass to Dark Knight up the right side, caught (3.5 yd gain) [tackle: HH2 Lunatic] | Replay |
| 8:38 | 3rd & 2 | OPP 45 | Cullen Bohannon pitch to Anwar "Lynch Mob" Lynch Jr to the left (0.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Roo Lunatic] | Replay |
| 7:58 | 4th & 2 | OPP 44.5 | Punt by Just For Kicks, 37 yd, fielded by Luna Returner[Monster Hit forced fumble: Mama Say Knock You Out], fumbled , recovered by Goff Trys to Run (4 yd return) [tackle: Dump Truck] | Replay |
| L.A. Luna-tics 7:49 | ||||
| 7:49 | 1st & 10 | OWN 16.5 | Goff "MVP" Lunatic bad pass to Megatron Lunatic up the left side [deflected by Xenny Cover] (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 7:45 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 16.5 | Goff "MVP" Lunatic sacked by Darth Vitiate (5 yd loss) | Replay |
| 7:22 | 3rd & 15 | OWN 11 | [missed diving sack: Darth Vitiate] Goff "MVP" Lunatic pass to Wright Lunatic over the middle, caught (17.5 yd gain) [tackle: KoB's Emmitt Thomas] | Replay |
| 6:53 | 1st & 10 | OWN 29 | Goff "MVP" Lunatic pass to Loony Receiver up the left side, caught, knocked loose by Francis "Chainsaw" Gremp [deflected by Francis "Chainsaw" Gremp] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 6:48 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 29 | Goff "MVP" Lunatic screen pass to Speedy Lunatic to the right side, caught (1 yd loss) [diving tackle: Super Girl] | Replay |
| 6:12 | 3rd & 11 | OWN 28 | [missed diving sack: Darth Vitiate] Goff "MVP" Lunatic pass to La Porta Lunatic, hurried by Cortez Kennedy, over the middle, caught (13.5 yd gain) [tackle: KoB's Emmitt Thomas] | Replay |
| 5:41 | 1st & 10 | OWN 41.5 | Goff "MVP" Lunatic sacked by Darth Vitiate (5 yd loss) | Replay |
| 5:02 | 2nd & 15 | OWN 36.5 | Goff "MVP" Lunatic screen pass to Speedy Lunatic to the right side, caught (1 yd loss) [diving tackle: Dan "The Blanket" O'Brien Jr.] | Replay |
| 4:32 | 3rd & 16 | OWN 35.5 | Goff "MVP" Lunatic bad pass to Wright Lunatic over the middle intercepted by Drop Dead Fred (0 yd return) [tackle: Wright Lunatic] | Replay |
| Johannesburg Jackals 4:28 | ||||
| 4:28 | 1st & 10 | OPP 45.5 | I Run Maiden screen pass to Jedi Anakin Skywalker to the right side, caught (3.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: DE Luna] | Replay |
| 3:54 | 2nd & 6.5 | OPP 42 | Damage Inc. rush up the middle (2 yd gain) [diving tackle: Hannibal Hulkster] | Replay |
| 3:14 | 3rd & 4.5 | OPP 40 | Cullen Bohannon pass to Jedi Master Obi-Wan Kenobi over the middle, caught [missed tackle: E. Moseley Lunatic] (8.5 yd gain) [tackle: HH1 Lunatic] | Replay |
| 2:35 | 1st & 10 | OPP 31 | I Run Maiden rush [missed diving tackle: DE Luna (Power Through)] to the right (4.5 yd gain) [tackle: K. Joseph Lunatic] | Replay |
| 1:55 | 2nd & 5.5 | OPP 26.5 | I Run Maiden pass to Dark Knight over the middle [deflected by L A ... INT LB] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 1:52 | 3rd & 5.5 | OPP 26.5 | False start penalty committed by Mac Moody | Replay |
| 1:52 | 3rd & 10.5 | OPP 31.5 | Cullen Bohannon pass to The Flash! up the right side, caught [TD] [deflected by E. Moseley Lunatic] (31.5 yd gain) | Replay |
| 1:47 | Extra point attempted by Just For Kicks, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| L.A. Luna-tics 1:47 | ||||
| 1:47 | Kickoff by Just For Kicks, 66 yd, fielded by Luna Returner (14.5 yd return) [tackle: Mama Say Knock You Out] | Replay | ||
| 1:45 | 1st & 10 | OWN 18.5 | Goff "MVP" Lunatic screen pass to Speedy Lunatic to the left side, caught (6.5 yd gain) [tackle: Emlen Tunnell] | Replay |
| 1:15 | 2nd & 3.5 | OWN 25.5 | Goff "MVP" Lunatic pass to LA ... Scat FBack, hurried by Darth Vitiate, over the middle, caught (11.5 yd gain) [tackle: Francis "Chainsaw" Gremp] | Replay |
| 0:50 | 1st & 10 | OWN 37 | Goff "MVP" Lunatic pass to Speedy Lunatic up the left side, out of bounds [deflected by Xenny Cover] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 0:45 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 37 | Goff "MVP" Lunatic sacked by Darth Vitiate (4.5 yd loss) | Replay |
| 0:13 | 3rd & 14.5 | OWN 32.5 | Goff "MVP" Lunatic bad pass to La Porta Lunatic, hurried by Darth Vitiate, over the middle [deflected by KoB's Emmitt Thomas] (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 0:09 | 4th & 14.5 | OWN 32.5 | Punt by Loony Punter, 57 yd (out of bounds) | Replay |
| Johannesburg Jackals 0:03 | ||||
| 0:03 | 1st & 10 | OWN 10 | I Run Maiden rush to the right (7 yd gain) [diving tackle: Hollywood Hulkster] | Replay |