Play by Play
| 2nd Quarter | ||||
| Johannesburg Jackals 15:00 | ||||
| 15:00 | 2nd & 8.5 | OPP 28.5 | Jedi Master Yoda rush to the right (3 yd gain) [diving tackle: Brian May] | Replay |
| 14:23 | 3rd & 5.5 | OPP 26 | Cullen Bohannon pass to KoB's Austin Seferian-Jenkins over the middle, caught [missed tackle: SeXe Smexie (Spin)] (11.5 yd gain) [Monster Hit diving tackle: Ugo “Duck” Amadi] | Replay |
| 13:48 | 1st & 10 | OPP 14.5 | Damage Inc. rush [missed diving tackle: evil force VENOM (Hurdle)] up the middle (5 yd gain) [tackle: Lucas McCain] | Replay |
| 13:09 | 2nd & 5 | OPP 10 | Jedi Master Yoda rush [missed diving tackle: Freddie Mercury (Spin)] [TD] to the right (10 yd gain) | Replay |
| 13:04 | Extra point attempted by Just For Kicks, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Paris Smexies 13:04 | ||||
| 13:04 | Kickoff by Just For Kicks, 63 yd, fielded by Randy "Turbo" Tessin (13.5 yd return) [tackle: Mama Say Knock You Out] | Replay | ||
| 13:02 | 1st & 10 | OWN 21 | KPs Throwing Bullets bad pass to Skatty McSkatterson over the middle [deflected by KoB's Emmitt Thomas] (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 12:58 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 21 | Randy "Turbo" Tessin rush [missed diving tackle: Frederick W. "The Ogre" Palowaski (Power Through)] to the left (2 yd gain) [diving tackle: Buck Buchanan] | Replay |
| 12:32 | 3rd & 8 | OWN 23 | KPs Throwing Bullets bad pass to Randy "Tighty Whity" Tessin, hurried by Darth Vitiate, up the right side [deflected by Macchina Infernale] (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 12:28 | 4th & 8 | OWN 23 | Punt by KPs Punter, 51 yd, fielded by Deke Dodger (6.5 yd return) [diving tackle: Paulo Polamalu] | Replay |
| Johannesburg Jackals 12:20 | ||||
| 12:20 | 1st & 10 | OWN 33 | Jedi Master Yoda rush [missed diving tackle: Randy "D-tackle You" Tessin (Hurdle)] up the middle (6 yd gain) [diving tackle: Lucas McCain] | Replay |
| 11:39 | 2nd & 4 | OWN 39 | Damage Inc. rush [missed diving tackle: Brian May (Hurdle)] [missed tackle: Randy "Lockdown" Tessin (Power Through)] up the middle (8.5 yd gain) [tackle: Randy "Strong Side" Tessin] | Replay |
| 11:05 | 1st & 10 | OWN 47.5 | Damage Inc. rush up the middle (5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Randy "D-tackle You" Tessin] | Replay |
| 10:22 | 2nd & 5 | OPP 47.5 | Damage Inc. rush up the middle (2.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Jamie Bottoms] | Replay |
| 9:56 | 3rd & 2 | OPP 45 | Damage Inc. rush up the middle (1.5 yd gain) [tackle: Brian May] | Replay |
| 9:22 | 4th & 0.5 | OPP 43 | I Run Maiden rush [missed tackle: Lucas McCain] [missed diving tackle: evil force VENOM] up the middle (4.5 yd gain) [tackle: It's Kelly BitcЋ] | Replay |
| 8:53 | 1st & 10 | OPP 38.5 | Cullen Bohannon pass to Anwar "Lynch Mob" Lynch Jr over the middle, caught (4.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Roger Taylor] | Replay |
| 8:16 | 2nd & 5.5 | OPP 34 | Damage Inc. rush up the middle (2 yd gain) [tackle: Middle Manny] | Replay |
| 7:35 | 3rd & 3.5 | OPP 31.5 | Damage Inc. rush to the left (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: Lucas McCain] | Replay |
| 7:12 | 4th & 0.5 | OPP 29 | I Run Maiden rush up the middle (3 yd gain) [tackle: That Guy] | Replay |
| 6:36 | 1st & 10 | OPP 26 | Damage Inc. rush [missed diving tackle: Brian May] up the middle (3.5 yd gain) [tackle: John Deacon] | Replay |
| 6:13 | 2nd & 6.5 | OPP 22 | Jedi Master Yoda rush [missed diving tackle: evil force VENOM (Hurdle)] up the middle (2 yd gain) [tackle: That Guy] | Replay |
| 5:38 | 3rd & 4 | OPP 20 | Cullen Bohannon pass to KoB's Austin Seferian-Jenkins over the middle, caught [deflected by Player to be named later] (5.5 yd gain) [tackle: Randy "No Hands" Tessin] | Replay |
| 5:11 | 1st & 10 | OPP 14.5 | I Run Maiden screen pass to Jedi Anakin Skywalker to the right side, caught [TD] (14.5 yd gain) | Replay |
| 5:05 | Extra point attempted by Just For Kicks, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Paris Smexies 5:05 | ||||
| 5:05 | Kickoff by Just For Kicks, 71 yd, fielded by Randy "Turbo" Tessin (15.5 yd return) [Big Hit tackle: Mama Say Knock You Out] | Replay | ||
| 5:03 | 1st & 10 | OWN 15 | Randy "Turbo" Tessin rush up the middle (1.5 yd gain) [tackle: Lakae Manumana II] | Replay |
| 4:37 | 2nd & 8.5 | OWN 16 | KPs Throwing Bullets pass to LOL Passing Game up the right side [deflected by Drop Dead Fred] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 4:33 | 3rd & 8.5 | OWN 16 | KPs Throwing Bullets pass to Randy "The HandSome" Tessin over the middle [deflected by Frederick W. "The Ogre" Palowaski] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 4:29 | 4th & 8.5 | OWN 16 | Punt by KPs Punter, 42 yd, fielded by Deke Dodger (8.5 yd return) [diving tackle: Kelly Smith] | Replay |
| Johannesburg Jackals 4:22 | ||||
| 4:22 | 1st & 10 | OWN 50 | Damage Inc. rush up the middle (2.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Brian May] | Replay |
| 3:57 | 2nd & 7.5 | OPP 47 | Jedi Master Yoda rush up the middle (4 yd gain) [diving tackle: Brian May] | Replay |
| 3:32 | 3rd & 3.5 | OPP 43.5 | Damage Inc. rush [missed diving tackle: Middle Manny (Hurdle)] to the left (10.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Randy "Free Will" Tessin] | Replay |
| 3:03 | 1st & 10 | OPP 33 | Damage Inc. rush up the middle (3 yd gain) [Big Hit tackle: Randy "D-tackle You" Tessin] | Replay |
| 2:21 | 2nd & 7 | OPP 30 | Cullen Bohannon pass to Anwar "Lynch Mob" Lynch Jr up the left side, caught (11.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Lucas McCain] | Replay |
| 2:00 | 1st & 10 | OPP 19 | Cullen Bohannon pass to Anwar "Lynch Mob" Lynch Jr over the middle, caught (8 yd gain) [diving tackle: Randy "Strong Side" Tessin] | Replay |
| 1:24 | 2nd & 2 | OPP 10.5 | I Run Maiden screen pass to Jedi Master Obi-Wan Kenobi to the right side, caught (4.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Jamie Bottoms] | Replay |
| 1:19 | 1st & G | OPP 6 | Offensive Timeout Called: Johannesburg Jackals | Replay |
| 1:19 | 1st & G | OPP 6 | Cullen Bohannon pass to Steve Largent over the middle intercepted by HURII CANE, -0.5 yds (touchback) | Replay |
| Paris Smexies 1:14 | ||||
| 1:14 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | KPs Throwing Bullets sacked by Cortez Kennedy (4 yd loss) | Replay |
| 0:33 | 2nd & 14 | OWN 16 | KPs Throwing Bullets pass to Hudson Francis up the left side, caught (10.5 yd gain) [tackle: Dan "The Blanket" O'Brien Jr.] | Replay |
| 0:03 | 3rd & 3.5 | OWN 26.5 | Randy "Turbo" Tessin rush up the middle (2 yd gain) [tackle: Frederick W. "The Ogre" Palowaski] | Replay |