Play by Play
| 1st Quarter | ||||
| Paris Smexies 15:00 | ||||
| 15:00 | Kickoff by Just For Kicks, 70 yd, fielded by Randy "Turbo" Tessin (19 yd return) [Monster Hit tackle: Julius Wyatt] | Replay | ||
| 14:57 | 1st & 10 | OWN 19 | [missed diving sack: Darth Vitiate] KPs Throwing Bullets pass to LOL Passing Game over the middle [deflected by Star Girl] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 14:52 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 19 | KPs Throwing Bullets bad pass to Randy "Tighty Whity" Tessin, hurried by Cortez Kennedy, up the right side [deflected by Emlen Tunnell] (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 14:48 | 3rd & 10 | OWN 19 | KPs Throwing Bullets sacked by Darth Vitiate (6.5 yd loss) | Replay |
| 14:17 | 4th & 16.5 | OWN 12.5 | Punt by KPs Punter, 50 yd, fielded by Deke Dodger (fair catch) | Replay |
| Johannesburg Jackals 14:11 | ||||
| 14:11 | 1st & 10 | OWN 38 | Damage Inc. rush up the middle (3 yd gain) [tackle: Jamie Bottoms] | Replay |
| 13:46 | 2nd & 7 | OWN 41 | Jedi Master Yoda rush up the middle (4 yd gain) [diving tackle: Brian May] | Replay |
| 13:07 | 3rd & 3 | OWN 44.5 | Damage Inc. rush up the middle (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: evil force VENOM] | Replay |
| 12:29 | 4th & 0.5 | OWN 47 | I Run Maiden rush up the middle (3 yd gain) [Monster Hit tackle: Kelly Green] | Replay |
| 12:02 | 1st & 10 | OWN 50 | Damage Inc. rush [missed diving tackle: Kelly Green (Power Through)] up the middle (5.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Jamie Bottoms] | Replay |
| 11:23 | 2nd & 4.5 | OPP 44 | Damage Inc. rush [missed diving tackle: Randy "D-tackle You" Tessin (Lower the Shoulder)] up the middle (4 yd gain) [tackle: evil force VENOM] | Replay |
| 10:40 | 3rd & inches | OPP 40 | Damage Inc. rush up the middle (1 yd gain) [tackle: Randy "Strong Will" Tessin] | Replay |
| 10:06 | 1st & 10 | OPP 39 | Cullen Bohannon pitch to Jedi Master Yoda [missed diving tackle: Lucas McCain (Spin)] [missed tackle: Randy "Free Will" Tessin (Power Through)] to the left (6 yd gain) [Monster Hit tackle: That Guy] | Replay |
| 9:33 | 2nd & 4 | OPP 33 | Damage Inc. rush [missed diving tackle: Middle Manny (Hurdle)] up the middle (2 yd gain) [diving tackle: Freddie Mercury] | Replay |
| 9:03 | 3rd & 2 | OPP 31 | Damage Inc. rush up the middle (3.5 yd gain) [tackle: Lucas McCain] | Replay |
| 8:28 | 1st & 10 | OPP 27.5 | Damage Inc. rush up the middle (3 yd gain) [tackle: Brian May] | Replay |
| 7:50 | 2nd & 7 | OPP 24.5 | Cullen Bohannon bad pass to Jedi Anakin Skywalker, hurried by Randy "No Hands" Tessin, over the middle (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 7:45 | 3rd & 7 | OPP 24.5 | Cullen Bohannon pass to The Flash! over the middle, caught (11.5 yd gain) [tackle: Randy "Free Will" Tessin] | Replay |
| 7:06 | 1st & 10 | OPP 13 | Damage Inc. rush [missed diving tackle: evil force VENOM (Power Through)] up the middle (3.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Lucas McCain] | Replay |
| 6:43 | 2nd & 6.5 | OPP 9.5 | Damage Inc. rush up the middle (3 yd gain) [Monster Hit diving tackle: evil force VENOM] | Replay |
| 6:18 | 3rd & 3 | OPP 6 | Jedi Master Yoda rush to the left (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: Randy "Strong Side" Tessin] | Replay |
| 5:38 | 4th & 0.5 | OPP 3.5 | I Run Maiden rush up the middle (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: Lucas McCain] | Replay |
| 5:12 | 1st & G | OPP 1 | Jedi Master Yoda rush [TD] to the left (1 yd gain) | Replay |
| 5:09 | Extra point attempted by Just For Kicks, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Paris Smexies 5:09 | ||||
| 5:09 | Kickoff by Just For Kicks, 62 yd, fielded by Randy "Turbo" Tessin (13 yd return) [tackle: Mama Say Knock You Out] | Replay | ||
| 5:07 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20.5 | KPs Eagle rush [missed tackle: Darth Vitiate (Spin)] to the right (1.5 yd gain) [tackle: Frederick W. "The Ogre" Palowaski] | Replay |
| 4:27 | 2nd & 8.5 | OWN 22 | KPs Throwing Bullets sacked by Darth Vitiate (7 yd loss) | Replay |
| 3:49 | 3rd & 15.5 | OWN 15 | KPs Throwing Bullets sacked by Darth Vitiate (6.5 yd loss) | Replay |
| 3:11 | 4th & 22 | OWN 8.5 | Punt by KPs Punter, 54 yd, fielded by Deke Dodger (fair catch) | Replay |
| Johannesburg Jackals 3:04 | ||||
| 3:04 | 1st & 10 | OWN 37.5 | Jedi Master Yoda rush up the middle (1.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Brian May] | Replay |
| 2:38 | 2nd & 8.5 | OWN 38.5 | Cullen Bohannon pass to The Flash! up the left side (incomplete) | Replay |
| 2:31 | 3rd & 8.5 | OWN 38.5 | Cullen Bohannon pass to Steve Largent over the middle, caught (8 yd gain) [tackle: Kelly Smith] | Replay |
| 1:59 | 4th & 0.5 | OWN 46.5 | I Run Maiden rush up the middle (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: Kelly Green] | Replay |
| 1:25 | 1st & 10 | OWN 49 | Damage Inc. rush [missed diving tackle: evil force VENOM (Hurdle)] up the middle (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: Brian May] | Replay |
| 0:58 | 2nd & 7.5 | OPP 48.5 | Cullen Bohannon pass to Dark Knight over the middle, caught (18 yd gain) [tackle: Ugo “Duck” Amadi] | Replay |
| 0:25 | 1st & 10 | OPP 30.5 | Damage Inc. rush up the middle (1.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Brian May] | Replay |