Play by Play
| 1st Quarter | ||||
| Paris Smexies 15:00 | ||||
| 15:00 | Kickoff by Just For Kicks, 70 yd, fielded by Randy "Turbo" Tessin (19 yd return) [Monster Hit tackle: Julius Wyatt] | Replay | ||
| 14:57 | 1st & 10 | OWN 19 | [missed diving sack: Darth Vitiate] KPs Throwing Bullets pass to LOL Passing Game over the middle [deflected by Star Girl] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 14:52 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 19 | KPs Throwing Bullets bad pass to Randy "Tighty Whity" Tessin, hurried by Cortez Kennedy, up the right side [deflected by Emlen Tunnell] (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 14:48 | 3rd & 10 | OWN 19 | KPs Throwing Bullets sacked by Darth Vitiate (6.5 yd loss) | Replay |
| 14:17 | 4th & 16.5 | OWN 12.5 | Punt by KPs Punter, 50 yd, fielded by Deke Dodger (fair catch) | Replay |
| Johannesburg Jackals 14:11 | ||||
| 14:11 | 1st & 10 | OWN 38 | Damage Inc. rush up the middle (3 yd gain) [tackle: Jamie Bottoms] | Replay |
| 13:46 | 2nd & 7 | OWN 41 | Jedi Master Yoda rush up the middle (4 yd gain) [diving tackle: Brian May] | Replay |
| 13:07 | 3rd & 3 | OWN 44.5 | Damage Inc. rush up the middle (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: evil force VENOM] | Replay |
| 12:29 | 4th & 0.5 | OWN 47 | I Run Maiden rush up the middle (3 yd gain) [Monster Hit tackle: Kelly Green] | Replay |
| 12:02 | 1st & 10 | OWN 50 | Damage Inc. rush [missed diving tackle: Kelly Green (Power Through)] up the middle (5.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Jamie Bottoms] | Replay |
| 11:23 | 2nd & 4.5 | OPP 44 | Damage Inc. rush [missed diving tackle: Randy "D-tackle You" Tessin (Lower the Shoulder)] up the middle (4 yd gain) [tackle: evil force VENOM] | Replay |
| 10:40 | 3rd & inches | OPP 40 | Damage Inc. rush up the middle (1 yd gain) [tackle: Randy "Strong Will" Tessin] | Replay |
| 10:06 | 1st & 10 | OPP 39 | Cullen Bohannon pitch to Jedi Master Yoda [missed diving tackle: Lucas McCain (Spin)] [missed tackle: Randy "Free Will" Tessin (Power Through)] to the left (6 yd gain) [Monster Hit tackle: That Guy] | Replay |
| 9:33 | 2nd & 4 | OPP 33 | Damage Inc. rush [missed diving tackle: Middle Manny (Hurdle)] up the middle (2 yd gain) [diving tackle: Freddie Mercury] | Replay |
| 9:03 | 3rd & 2 | OPP 31 | Damage Inc. rush up the middle (3.5 yd gain) [tackle: Lucas McCain] | Replay |
| 8:28 | 1st & 10 | OPP 27.5 | Damage Inc. rush up the middle (3 yd gain) [tackle: Brian May] | Replay |
| 7:50 | 2nd & 7 | OPP 24.5 | Cullen Bohannon bad pass to Jedi Anakin Skywalker, hurried by Randy "No Hands" Tessin, over the middle (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 7:45 | 3rd & 7 | OPP 24.5 | Cullen Bohannon pass to The Flash! over the middle, caught (11.5 yd gain) [tackle: Randy "Free Will" Tessin] | Replay |
| 7:06 | 1st & 10 | OPP 13 | Damage Inc. rush [missed diving tackle: evil force VENOM (Power Through)] up the middle (3.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Lucas McCain] | Replay |
| 6:43 | 2nd & 6.5 | OPP 9.5 | Damage Inc. rush up the middle (3 yd gain) [Monster Hit diving tackle: evil force VENOM] | Replay |
| 6:18 | 3rd & 3 | OPP 6 | Jedi Master Yoda rush to the left (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: Randy "Strong Side" Tessin] | Replay |
| 5:38 | 4th & 0.5 | OPP 3.5 | I Run Maiden rush up the middle (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: Lucas McCain] | Replay |
| 5:12 | 1st & G | OPP 1 | Jedi Master Yoda rush [TD] to the left (1 yd gain) | Replay |
| 5:09 | Extra point attempted by Just For Kicks, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Paris Smexies 5:09 | ||||
| 5:09 | Kickoff by Just For Kicks, 62 yd, fielded by Randy "Turbo" Tessin (13 yd return) [tackle: Mama Say Knock You Out] | Replay | ||
| 5:07 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20.5 | KPs Eagle rush [missed tackle: Darth Vitiate (Spin)] to the right (1.5 yd gain) [tackle: Frederick W. "The Ogre" Palowaski] | Replay |
| 4:27 | 2nd & 8.5 | OWN 22 | KPs Throwing Bullets sacked by Darth Vitiate (7 yd loss) | Replay |
| 3:49 | 3rd & 15.5 | OWN 15 | KPs Throwing Bullets sacked by Darth Vitiate (6.5 yd loss) | Replay |
| 3:11 | 4th & 22 | OWN 8.5 | Punt by KPs Punter, 54 yd, fielded by Deke Dodger (fair catch) | Replay |
| Johannesburg Jackals 3:04 | ||||
| 3:04 | 1st & 10 | OWN 37.5 | Jedi Master Yoda rush up the middle (1.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Brian May] | Replay |
| 2:38 | 2nd & 8.5 | OWN 38.5 | Cullen Bohannon pass to The Flash! up the left side (incomplete) | Replay |
| 2:31 | 3rd & 8.5 | OWN 38.5 | Cullen Bohannon pass to Steve Largent over the middle, caught (8 yd gain) [tackle: Kelly Smith] | Replay |
| 1:59 | 4th & 0.5 | OWN 46.5 | I Run Maiden rush up the middle (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: Kelly Green] | Replay |
| 1:25 | 1st & 10 | OWN 49 | Damage Inc. rush [missed diving tackle: evil force VENOM (Hurdle)] up the middle (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: Brian May] | Replay |
| 0:58 | 2nd & 7.5 | OPP 48.5 | Cullen Bohannon pass to Dark Knight over the middle, caught (18 yd gain) [tackle: Ugo “Duck” Amadi] | Replay |
| 0:25 | 1st & 10 | OPP 30.5 | Damage Inc. rush up the middle (1.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Brian May] | Replay |
| 2nd Quarter | ||||
| 15:00 | 2nd & 8.5 | OPP 28.5 | Jedi Master Yoda rush to the right (3 yd gain) [diving tackle: Brian May] | Replay |
| 14:23 | 3rd & 5.5 | OPP 26 | Cullen Bohannon pass to KoB's Austin Seferian-Jenkins over the middle, caught [missed tackle: SeXe Smexie (Spin)] (11.5 yd gain) [Monster Hit diving tackle: Ugo “Duck” Amadi] | Replay |
| 13:48 | 1st & 10 | OPP 14.5 | Damage Inc. rush [missed diving tackle: evil force VENOM (Hurdle)] up the middle (5 yd gain) [tackle: Lucas McCain] | Replay |
| 13:09 | 2nd & 5 | OPP 10 | Jedi Master Yoda rush [missed diving tackle: Freddie Mercury (Spin)] [TD] to the right (10 yd gain) | Replay |
| 13:04 | Extra point attempted by Just For Kicks, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Paris Smexies 13:04 | ||||
| 13:04 | Kickoff by Just For Kicks, 63 yd, fielded by Randy "Turbo" Tessin (13.5 yd return) [tackle: Mama Say Knock You Out] | Replay | ||
| 13:02 | 1st & 10 | OWN 21 | KPs Throwing Bullets bad pass to Skatty McSkatterson over the middle [deflected by KoB's Emmitt Thomas] (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 12:58 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 21 | Randy "Turbo" Tessin rush [missed diving tackle: Frederick W. "The Ogre" Palowaski (Power Through)] to the left (2 yd gain) [diving tackle: Buck Buchanan] | Replay |
| 12:32 | 3rd & 8 | OWN 23 | KPs Throwing Bullets bad pass to Randy "Tighty Whity" Tessin, hurried by Darth Vitiate, up the right side [deflected by Macchina Infernale] (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 12:28 | 4th & 8 | OWN 23 | Punt by KPs Punter, 51 yd, fielded by Deke Dodger (6.5 yd return) [diving tackle: Paulo Polamalu] | Replay |
| Johannesburg Jackals 12:20 | ||||
| 12:20 | 1st & 10 | OWN 33 | Jedi Master Yoda rush [missed diving tackle: Randy "D-tackle You" Tessin (Hurdle)] up the middle (6 yd gain) [diving tackle: Lucas McCain] | Replay |
| 11:39 | 2nd & 4 | OWN 39 | Damage Inc. rush [missed diving tackle: Brian May (Hurdle)] [missed tackle: Randy "Lockdown" Tessin (Power Through)] up the middle (8.5 yd gain) [tackle: Randy "Strong Side" Tessin] | Replay |
| 11:05 | 1st & 10 | OWN 47.5 | Damage Inc. rush up the middle (5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Randy "D-tackle You" Tessin] | Replay |
| 10:22 | 2nd & 5 | OPP 47.5 | Damage Inc. rush up the middle (2.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Jamie Bottoms] | Replay |
| 9:56 | 3rd & 2 | OPP 45 | Damage Inc. rush up the middle (1.5 yd gain) [tackle: Brian May] | Replay |
| 9:22 | 4th & 0.5 | OPP 43 | I Run Maiden rush [missed tackle: Lucas McCain] [missed diving tackle: evil force VENOM] up the middle (4.5 yd gain) [tackle: It's Kelly BitcЋ] | Replay |
| 8:53 | 1st & 10 | OPP 38.5 | Cullen Bohannon pass to Anwar "Lynch Mob" Lynch Jr over the middle, caught (4.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Roger Taylor] | Replay |
| 8:16 | 2nd & 5.5 | OPP 34 | Damage Inc. rush up the middle (2 yd gain) [tackle: Middle Manny] | Replay |
| 7:35 | 3rd & 3.5 | OPP 31.5 | Damage Inc. rush to the left (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: Lucas McCain] | Replay |
| 7:12 | 4th & 0.5 | OPP 29 | I Run Maiden rush up the middle (3 yd gain) [tackle: That Guy] | Replay |
| 6:36 | 1st & 10 | OPP 26 | Damage Inc. rush [missed diving tackle: Brian May] up the middle (3.5 yd gain) [tackle: John Deacon] | Replay |
| 6:13 | 2nd & 6.5 | OPP 22 | Jedi Master Yoda rush [missed diving tackle: evil force VENOM (Hurdle)] up the middle (2 yd gain) [tackle: That Guy] | Replay |
| 5:38 | 3rd & 4 | OPP 20 | Cullen Bohannon pass to KoB's Austin Seferian-Jenkins over the middle, caught [deflected by Player to be named later] (5.5 yd gain) [tackle: Randy "No Hands" Tessin] | Replay |
| 5:11 | 1st & 10 | OPP 14.5 | I Run Maiden screen pass to Jedi Anakin Skywalker to the right side, caught [TD] (14.5 yd gain) | Replay |
| 5:05 | Extra point attempted by Just For Kicks, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Paris Smexies 5:05 | ||||
| 5:05 | Kickoff by Just For Kicks, 71 yd, fielded by Randy "Turbo" Tessin (15.5 yd return) [Big Hit tackle: Mama Say Knock You Out] | Replay | ||
| 5:03 | 1st & 10 | OWN 15 | Randy "Turbo" Tessin rush up the middle (1.5 yd gain) [tackle: Lakae Manumana II] | Replay |
| 4:37 | 2nd & 8.5 | OWN 16 | KPs Throwing Bullets pass to LOL Passing Game up the right side [deflected by Drop Dead Fred] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 4:33 | 3rd & 8.5 | OWN 16 | KPs Throwing Bullets pass to Randy "The HandSome" Tessin over the middle [deflected by Frederick W. "The Ogre" Palowaski] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 4:29 | 4th & 8.5 | OWN 16 | Punt by KPs Punter, 42 yd, fielded by Deke Dodger (8.5 yd return) [diving tackle: Kelly Smith] | Replay |
| Johannesburg Jackals 4:22 | ||||
| 4:22 | 1st & 10 | OWN 50 | Damage Inc. rush up the middle (2.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Brian May] | Replay |
| 3:57 | 2nd & 7.5 | OPP 47 | Jedi Master Yoda rush up the middle (4 yd gain) [diving tackle: Brian May] | Replay |
| 3:32 | 3rd & 3.5 | OPP 43.5 | Damage Inc. rush [missed diving tackle: Middle Manny (Hurdle)] to the left (10.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Randy "Free Will" Tessin] | Replay |
| 3:03 | 1st & 10 | OPP 33 | Damage Inc. rush up the middle (3 yd gain) [Big Hit tackle: Randy "D-tackle You" Tessin] | Replay |
| 2:21 | 2nd & 7 | OPP 30 | Cullen Bohannon pass to Anwar "Lynch Mob" Lynch Jr up the left side, caught (11.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Lucas McCain] | Replay |
| 2:00 | 1st & 10 | OPP 19 | Cullen Bohannon pass to Anwar "Lynch Mob" Lynch Jr over the middle, caught (8 yd gain) [diving tackle: Randy "Strong Side" Tessin] | Replay |
| 1:24 | 2nd & 2 | OPP 10.5 | I Run Maiden screen pass to Jedi Master Obi-Wan Kenobi to the right side, caught (4.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Jamie Bottoms] | Replay |
| 1:19 | 1st & G | OPP 6 | Offensive Timeout Called: Johannesburg Jackals | Replay |
| 1:19 | 1st & G | OPP 6 | Cullen Bohannon pass to Steve Largent over the middle intercepted by HURII CANE, -0.5 yds (touchback) | Replay |
| Paris Smexies 1:14 | ||||
| 1:14 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | KPs Throwing Bullets sacked by Cortez Kennedy (4 yd loss) | Replay |
| 0:33 | 2nd & 14 | OWN 16 | KPs Throwing Bullets pass to Hudson Francis up the left side, caught (10.5 yd gain) [tackle: Dan "The Blanket" O'Brien Jr.] | Replay |
| 0:03 | 3rd & 3.5 | OWN 26.5 | Randy "Turbo" Tessin rush up the middle (2 yd gain) [tackle: Frederick W. "The Ogre" Palowaski] | Replay |
| 3rd Quarter | ||||
| Johannesburg Jackals 15:00 | ||||
| 15:00 | Kickoff by KPs Kicker, 72 yd, fielded by Deke Dodger[forced fumble: John Deacon], fumbled , recovered by Randy "Strong Side" Tessin (0 yd return) [tackle: Michael "Vincenzo" Brown Jr] | Replay | ||
| Paris Smexies 14:55 | ||||
| 14:55 | 1st & 10 | OPP 29.5 | KPs Throwing Bullets pass to Zippy Backerbaiter up the left side, caught (2 yd gain) [Monster Hit tackle: Xenny Cover] | Replay |
| 14:27 | 2nd & 8 | OPP 27.5 | [missed diving sack: Darth Vitiate (Turn the Shoulder)] KPs Throwing Bullets pass to Randy "Too Tight" Tessin over the middle, caught (21 yd gain) [diving tackle: Drop Dead Fred] | Replay |
| 13:58 | 1st & G | OPP 6.5 | KPs Throwing Bullets pass to Randy "Tighty Whity" Tessin up the right side, caught [TD] (6.5 yd gain) | Replay |
| 13:55 | Extra point attempted by KPs Kicker, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Johannesburg Jackals 13:55 | ||||
| 13:55 | Kickoff by KPs Kicker, 71 yd, fielded by Deke Dodger (36.5 yd return) [tackle: John Deacon] | Replay | ||
| 13:51 | 1st & 10 | OWN 35.5 | Damage Inc. rush to the right (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: Jamie Bottoms] | Replay |
| 13:20 | 2nd & 7.5 | OWN 38 | Damage Inc. rush up the middle (5.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Lucas McCain] | Replay |
| 12:54 | 3rd & 2 | OWN 44 | False start penalty committed by Mac Moody | Replay |
| 12:54 | 3rd & 7 | OWN 39 | Cullen Bohannon pass to Anwar "Lynch Mob" Lynch Jr up the right side, caught (6.5 yd gain) [tackle: Lucas McCain] | Replay |
| 12:17 | 4th & 0.5 | OWN 45.5 | I Run Maiden rush up the middle (2 yd gain) [tackle: Mr Sancho] | Replay |
| 11:47 | 1st & 10 | OWN 47.5 | Jedi Master Yoda rush [missed diving tackle: Lucas McCain (Spin)] up the middle (8 yd gain) [Big Hit tackle: Paulo Polamalu] | Replay |
| 11:07 | 2nd & 2 | OPP 44.5 | Cullen Bohannon bad pass to Steve Largent over the middle [deflected by Randy "D-tackle You" Tessin] (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 11:02 | 3rd & 2 | OPP 44.5 | Damage Inc. rush up the middle (7 yd gain) [diving tackle: Freddie Mercury] | Replay |
| 10:34 | 1st & 10 | OPP 38 | Cullen Bohannon pass to Steve Largent over the middle, caught (5.5 yd gain) [Monster Hit diving tackle: Kelly Smith] | Replay |
| 10:10 | 2nd & 4.5 | OPP 32.5 | Jedi Master Yoda rush up the middle (6 yd gain) [diving tackle: Lucas McCain] | Replay |
| 9:32 | 1st & 10 | OPP 26.5 | Jedi Master Yoda rush to the right (2 yd gain) [diving tackle: Mr Sancho] | Replay |
| 9:08 | 2nd & 8 | OPP 24.5 | Damage Inc. rush up the middle (4.5 yd gain) [tackle: Jamie Bottoms] | Replay |
| 8:33 | 3rd & 4 | OPP 20.5 | Cullen Bohannon pass to Michael "Vincenzo" Brown Jr over the middle, caught (19.5 yd gain) [Big Hit tackle: Paulo Polamalu] | Replay |
| 7:56 | 1st & G | OPP 1 | Damage Inc. rush [TD] to the right (1 yd gain) | Replay |
| 7:53 | Extra point attempted by Just For Kicks, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Paris Smexies 7:53 | ||||
| 7:53 | Kickoff by Just For Kicks, 70 yd, fielded by Randy "Turbo" Tessin (19 yd return) [diving tackle: Julius Wyatt] | Replay | ||
| 7:50 | 1st & 10 | OWN 19 | KPs Throwing Bullets pitch to KPs Eagle to the left (1.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Emlen Tunnell] | Replay |
| 7:15 | 2nd & 8.5 | OWN 20.5 | KPs Throwing Bullets pass to Hudson Francis, hurried by Lakae Manumana II, over the middle [deflected by Dan "The Blanket" O'Brien Jr.] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 7:10 | 3rd & 8.5 | OWN 20.5 | KPs Throwing Bullets pass to Randy "Tighty Whity" Tessin up the right side [deflected by KoB's Emmitt Thomas] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 7:05 | 4th & 8.5 | OWN 20.5 | Punt by KPs Punter, 67 yd, fielded by Deke Dodger (27.5 yd return) [tackle: Ugo “Duck” Amadi] | Replay |
| Johannesburg Jackals 6:56 | ||||
| 6:56 | 1st & 10 | OWN 40.5 | Damage Inc. rush up the middle (3.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: HURII CANE] | Replay |
| 6:23 | 2nd & 6.5 | OWN 44.5 | Damage Inc. rush up the middle (3 yd gain) [diving tackle: evil force VENOM] | Replay |
| 5:46 | 3rd & 3 | OWN 47.5 | Damage Inc. rush [missed tackle: Randy "D-tackle You" Tessin (Power Through)] to the left (10.5 yd gain) [Monster Hit tackle: Ugo “Duck” Amadi] | Replay |
| 5:10 | 1st & 10 | OPP 42.5 | Jedi Master Yoda rush to the left (1 yd gain) [Monster Hit diving tackle: Roger Taylor] | Replay |
| 4:40 | 2nd & 9 | OPP 41.5 | I Run Maiden rush to the right (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: Lucas McCain] | Replay |
| 3:58 | 3rd & 6.5 | OPP 39 | Cullen Bohannon pass to Steve Largent up the left side, caught (29.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: HURII CANE] | Replay |
| 3:15 | 1st & G | OPP 9 | I Run Maiden rush [missed tackle: Randy "Strong Will" Tessin (Power Through)] [TD] to the right (9 yd gain) | Replay |
| 3:10 | Extra point attempted by Just For Kicks, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Paris Smexies 3:10 | ||||
| 3:10 | Kickoff by Just For Kicks, 66 yd, fielded by Randy "Turbo" Tessin (14 yd return) [Monster Hit diving tackle: Star Girl] | Replay | ||
| 3:08 | 1st & 10 | OWN 18 | KPs Throwing Bullets pass to Zippy Backerbaiter, hurried by Darth Vitiate, up the right side, caught (4 yd gain) [Monster Hit diving tackle: Super Girl] | Replay |
| 2:26 | 2nd & 6 | OWN 22 | KPs Throwing Bullets pass to Randy "The HandSome" Tessin over the middle [deflected by Drop Dead Fred] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 2:21 | 3rd & 6 | OWN 22 | KPs Throwing Bullets pass to Randy "The HandSome" Tessin up the left side, caught (22.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: KoB's Emmitt Thomas] | Replay |
| 1:53 | 1st & 10 | OWN 44.5 | Randy "Turbo" Tessin rush up the middle (2 yd gain) [tackle: Buck Buchanan] | Replay |
| 1:15 | 2nd & 8 | OWN 46 | Randy "Turbo" Tessin rush up the middle (1.5 yd gain) [Big Hit diving tackle: Buck Buchanan] | Replay |
| 0:34 | 3rd & 6.5 | OWN 47.5 | KPs Throwing Bullets bad pass to Zippy Backerbaiter up the right side intercepted by Super Girl (0 yd return) [tackle: Zippy Backerbaiter] | Replay |
| Johannesburg Jackals 0:28 | ||||
| 0:28 | 1st & 10 | OWN 33 | Damage Inc. rush [missed tackle: Randy "Lockdown" Tessin (Power Through)] up the middle (10 yd gain) [tackle: Paulo Polamalu] | Replay |
| 4th Quarter | ||||
| 15:00 | 1st & 10 | OWN 43 | I Run Maiden rush [missed tackle: That Guy (Power Through)] [missed tackle: Lucas McCain] to the right (3.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Brian May] | Replay |
| 14:23 | 2nd & 6.5 | OWN 46.5 | I Run Maiden rush to the right (4.5 yd gain) [Monster Hit tackle: That Guy] | Replay |
| 13:49 | 3rd & 1.5 | OPP 48.5 | Jedi Master Yoda rush up the middle (3 yd gain) [diving tackle: Brian May] | Replay |
| 13:24 | 1st & 10 | OPP 45.5 | Cullen Bohannon pass to KoB's Austin Seferian-Jenkins over the middle, caught (17.5 yd gain) [tackle: Ugo “Duck” Amadi] | Replay |
| 12:44 | 1st & 10 | OPP 28 | Cullen Bohannon pass to Jedi Master Obi-Wan Kenobi up the right side, caught (0.5 yd loss) [tackle: SeXe Smexie] | Replay |
| 12:16 | 2nd & 10.5 | OPP 29 | Cullen Bohannon pass to Dark Knight up the right side, caught (10 yd gain) [diving tackle: Jamie Bottoms] | Replay |
| 11:34 | 3rd & 1 | OPP 19 | Damage Inc. rush [missed diving tackle: Middle Manny (Hurdle)] [missed diving tackle: evil force VENOM (Hurdle)] up the middle (9 yd gain) [diving tackle: That Guy] | Replay |
| 10:57 | 1st & G | OPP 9.5 | Cullen Bohannon pass to Jedi Master Yoda over the middle [deflected by It's Kelly BitcЋ] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 10:53 | 2nd & G | OPP 9.5 | Damage Inc. rush up the middle (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: Brian May] | Replay |
| 10:12 | 3rd & G | OPP 7 | Cullen Bohannon bad pass to Bob Hayes, hurried by Mr Sancho, up the left side [deflected by Randy "No Hands" Tessin] (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 10:07 | 4th & G | OPP 7 | 24 yd field goal attempted by Just For Kicks, made [FG] | Replay |
| Paris Smexies 10:03 | ||||
| 10:03 | Kickoff by Just For Kicks, 61 yd, fielded by Randy "Turbo" Tessin (14 yd return) [tackle: Julius Wyatt] | Replay | ||
| 10:01 | 1st & 10 | OWN 23.5 | Randy "Turbo" Tessin rush up the middle (4 yd gain) [tackle: Frederick W. "The Ogre" Palowaski] | Replay |
| 9:21 | 2nd & 6 | OWN 27.5 | Randy "Turbo" Tessin rush up the middle (4 yd gain) [tackle: Buck Buchanan] | Replay |
| 8:41 | 3rd & 1.5 | OWN 31.5 | Randy "Turbo" Tessin rush up the middle (no gain) [tackle: Leper Messiah] | Replay |
| 8:16 | 4th & 1.5 | OWN 32 | KPs Eagle rush to the right (1 yd gain) (turnover on downs) [tackle: Super Girl] | Replay |
| Johannesburg Jackals 8:13 | ||||
| 8:13 | 1st & 10 | OPP 32.5 | Damage Inc. rush [missed diving tackle: Middle Manny (Hurdle)] [missed diving tackle: Lucas McCain (Hurdle)] up the middle (5 yd gain) [tackle: Kelly Green] | Replay |
| 7:46 | 2nd & 5 | OPP 27.5 | I Run Maiden rush to the left (4 yd gain) [tackle: Randy "No Hands" Tessin] | Replay |
| 7:20 | 3rd & 1 | OPP 23.5 | Damage Inc. rush to the right (2.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Lucas McCain] | Replay |
| 6:52 | 1st & 10 | OPP 21 | Cullen Bohannon pass to Dark Knight up the right side, caught (21 yd gain) [tackle: Paulo Polamalu] | Replay |
| 6:24 | 1st & G | OPP 0 | Jedi Master Yoda rush [TD] to the left (no gain) | Replay |
| 6:21 | Extra point attempted by Just For Kicks, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Paris Smexies 6:21 | ||||
| 6:21 | Kickoff by Just For Kicks, 56 yd, fielded by Randy "Turbo" Tessin [missed tackle: Star Girl (Power Through)] (8.5 yd return) [tackle: Dump Truck] | Replay | ||
| 6:19 | 1st & 10 | OWN 22.5 | KPs Throwing Bullets pass to Randy "Tighty Whity" Tessin, hurried by Darth Vitiate, over the middle, caught (5 yd gain) [tackle: Drop Dead Fred] | Replay |
| 6:06 | 2nd & 5 | OWN 28 | KPs Throwing Bullets pass to Skatty McSkatterson over the middle intercepted by KoB's Emmitt Thomas (-1 yd return) [tackle: Skatty McSkatterson] | Replay |
| Johannesburg Jackals 6:02 | ||||
| 6:02 | 1st & 10 | OPP 47 | I Run Maiden screen pass to Damage Inc. to the left side, caught (2 yd loss) [tackle: That Guy] | Replay |
| 5:12 | 2nd & 12 | OPP 49 | Cullen Bohannon pass to Jedi Master Obi-Wan Kenobi up the right side, caught (10.5 yd gain) [tackle: SeXe Smexie] | Replay |
| 4:22 | 3rd & 1.5 | OPP 38.5 | Damage Inc. rush up the middle (6.5 yd gain) [tackle: Randy "D-tackle You" Tessin] | Replay |
| 3:33 | 1st & 10 | OPP 31.5 | Damage Inc. rush up the middle (3 yd gain) [tackle: Brian May] | Replay |
| 2:44 | 2nd & 7 | OPP 28.5 | Jedi Master Yoda rush up the middle (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: Middle Manny] | Replay |
| 2:00 | 3rd & 4.5 | OPP 26 | Cullen Bohannon pass to Anwar "Lynch Mob" Lynch Jr up the right side, caught (8 yd gain) [diving tackle: Jamie Bottoms] | Replay |
| 1:56 | 1st & 10 | OPP 18 | Defensive Timeout Called: Paris Smexies | Replay |
| 1:56 | 1st & 10 | OPP 18 | I Run Maiden rush to the right (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: Randy "Strong Side" Tessin] | Replay |
| 1:52 | 2nd & 7.5 | OPP 16 | Defensive Timeout Called: Paris Smexies | Replay |
| 1:52 | 2nd & 7.5 | OPP 16 | I Run Maiden rush [missed tackle: Paulo Polamalu (Power Through)] to the right (3.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Freddie Mercury] | Replay |
| 1:48 | 3rd & 4 | OPP 12 | Defensive Timeout Called: Paris Smexies | Replay |
| 1:48 | 3rd & 4 | OPP 12 | Cullen Bohannon pass to KoB's Austin Seferian-Jenkins over the middle [deflected by Randy "No Hands" Tessin] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 1:43 | 4th & 4 | OPP 12 | 29 yd field goal attempted by Just For Kicks, made [FG] | Replay |
| Paris Smexies 1:39 | ||||
| 1:39 | Kickoff by Just For Kicks, 61 yd, fielded by Randy "Turbo" Tessin (13.5 yd return) [Monster Hit diving tackle: Mama Say Knock You Out] | Replay | ||
| 1:37 | 1st & 10 | OWN 23 | KPs Eagle rush [missed tackle: Buck Buchanan (Spin)] [missed tackle: Fright Knight (Spin)] to the right (8 yd gain) [diving tackle: Wonder Woman] | Replay |
| 1:20 | 2nd & 2 | OWN 31 | Randy "Turbo" Tessin rush up the middle (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: Frederick W. "The Ogre" Palowaski] | Replay |
| 1:00 | 1st & 10 | OWN 33.5 | Randy "Turbo" Tessin rush up the middle (0.5 yd loss) [tackle: Frederick W. "The Ogre" Palowaski] | Replay |
| 0:43 | 2nd & 10.5 | OWN 33 | Randy "Turbo" Tessin rush up the middle (4.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Sack Sabbath] | Replay |
| 0:27 | 3rd & 6.5 | OWN 37.5 | KPs Throwing Bullets pass to Zippy Backerbaiter, hurried by Ken U. Diggit, up the right side [deflected by Super Girl] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 0:23 | 4th & 6.5 | OWN 37.5 | Punt by KPs Punter, 54 yd, fielded by Deke Dodger [missed diving tackle: Ping Tackle (Spin)] (32.5 yd return) [tackle: Ugo “Duck” Amadi] | Replay |
| Johannesburg Jackals 0:14 | ||||
| 0:14 | 1st & 10 | OWN 41 | Cullen Bohannon rush up the middle (1 yd loss) | Replay |