Top Performers
Box Score
| Scoring Summary | ||||
| 3rd Quarter | ||||
| 13:05 | Sno | TD | Ben Hogan pitch to A Pimp Named Slickback [missed tackle: Triana Orpheus, Acolyte] [TD] to the left (23.5 yd gain); Extra point attempted by Ben Crenshaw, made [XP] | Replay |
| 7:51 | Sno | TD | Ben Hogan screen pass to Jedi Master Mace Windu to the left side, caught [TD] (10.5 yd gain); Extra point attempted by Ben Crenshaw, made [XP] | Replay |
| Team Stats | ||
| The Usual | Sno | |
| TOTAL NET YARDS | 17.5 | 149 |
| TOTAL RUSHING YARDS | 17.5 | 52.5 |
| Rushes | 7 | 8 |
| Yards/Rush | 2.5 | 6.6 |
| TOTAL PASSING YARDS | 0 | 96.5 |
| Completions/Attempts | 0/5 | 11/14 |
| Yards/Pass | 0 | 6.9 |
| Times Sacked | 0 | 0 |
| Times Intercepted | 0 | 0 |
| PUNTS | 3 | 0 |
| Yards per Punt | 51.3 | 0 |
| PENALTIES | 0 | 0 |
| Penalty Yards | 0 | 0 |
| FUMBLES | 0 | 0 |
| Fumbles Lost | 0 | 0 |
| TIME OF POSSESSION | 4:20 | 10:40 |
| Passing |
| The Usual | Plays | Comp | Att | Yds | Pct | Y/A | Hurry | Sack | SackYd | BadTh | Drop | Int | TD |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB QB X |
8 | 0 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| QB Kelty McKiernan |
4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Sno | Plays | Comp | Att | Yds | Pct | Y/A | Hurry | Sack | SackYd | BadTh | Drop | Int | TD |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB Ben Hogan |
18 | 11 | 14 | 96.5 | 78.6 | 6.9 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| QB The Bull Moose |
4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Rushing |
| The Usual | Plays | Rush | Yds | Avg | TD | RushRZ | BrTk | TFL | Fum | FumL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| HB Two-Ton Twenty-One |
4 | 4 | 16 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FB Crash Test Dummy |
4 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| QB Kelty McKiernan |
4 | 1 | 2.5 | 2.5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| HB Brian To'o |
8 | 1 | -2 | -2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| FB Butterfingers McFly |
1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| HB Jamel Youngblood |
3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| HB Cement Shoes IV |
3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FB Ghost Robot |
4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Sno | Plays | Rush | Yds | Avg | TD | RushRZ | BrTk | TFL | Fum | FumL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| HB Jedi Master Mace Windu |
9 | 6 | 15.5 | 2.6 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| HB A Pimp Named Slickback |
7 | 2 | 37 | 18.5 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| HB Armold Palmer |
3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| HB Ethan Stewart |
4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FB Chi Chi Rodriguez |
2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Receiving |
| The Usual | Plays | Targ | Rec | Yds | Avg | YAC | TD | Drop | TargRZ | Targ3d | Fum | FumL | HB Jamel Youngblood |
3 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| TE I'mona Bender |
3 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| HB Brian To'o |
8 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| TE Daron Hay |
7 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR KoB's Cliff Branch |
8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Molotov Cocktease |
2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Jack McCloud |
7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| TE Jimminey Cricket |
8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| TE Jim Demaret |
10 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Stone Hands No Wheels Jr. |
3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Sno | Plays | Targ | Rec | Yds | Avg | YAC | TD | Drop | TargRZ | Targ3d | Fum | FumL | HB A Pimp Named Slickback |
7 | 5 | 5 | 43 | 8.6 | 11.3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| FB Chi Chi Rodriguez |
2 | 2 | 2 | 31.5 | 15.8 | 6.5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 |
| HB Jedi Master Mace Windu |
9 | 2 | 2 | 12.5 | 6.3 | 9.3 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| WR JUAN SOTO THE PHENOM WR |
4 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| HB Ethan Stewart |
4 | 1 | 1 | 9 | 9 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Chase Goff Rafiki |
14 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Ivan Guinn Rafiki |
13 | 1 | 1 | 0.5 | 0.5 | 2.5 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR ODD BOD BLOCKA |
17 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| TE Sam Snead |
11 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR God ​ |
2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| TE Hale Irwin |
11 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Sexual Chocolate |
3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| TE DJL MACHINE TE |
9 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| TE Peterbuilt Mack |
10 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| TE Tommy Armour |
12 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Kicking |
| The Usual | FGM | FGA | 0-19 | 20-29 | 30-39 | 40-49 | 50+ | XPM | XPA | KO | TB | Yds | Avg |
|---|
| Sno | FGM | FGA | 0-19 | 20-29 | 30-39 | 40-49 | 50+ | XPM | XPA | KO | TB | Yds | Avg |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| K Ben Crenshaw |
0 | 0 | 0/0 | 0/0 | 0/0 | 0/0 | 0/0 | 2 | 2 | 3 | 0 | 219 | 73 |
| Punting |
| The Usual | Punts | Yds | Avg | TB | CofCrn | Inside5 | Inside10 | Inside20 |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| P Neymar jr |
3 | 154 | 51.3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| Sno | Punts | Yds | Avg | TB | CofCrn | Inside5 | Inside10 | Inside20 |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| P Tom Kite |
0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Kick/Punt Return |
| The Usual | KR | Yds | Avg | TD | PR | Yds | Avg | TD |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| HB Cement Shoes IV |
3 | 64 | 21.3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Sno | KR | Yds | Avg | TD | PR | Yds | Avg | TD |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| HB Armold Palmer |
0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 24 | 12 | 0 |
| Offensive Line |
| The Usual | Plays | Pancakes | RevPnkd | HryAlw | SackAlw |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| FB Ghost Robot |
4 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| G Mark O'Meara |
12 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| C Trevor Immelman JMcD |
6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| C SSSSTOP ME |
3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| G Thulsa Doom |
5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| OT SL Otee |
9 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| OT OT X |
5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| OT Orlando W. Pace II |
7 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 |
| C Sticks and Stones |
9 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| G Zero, the Avenging Henchman |
9 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| OT Storm Caruso |
3 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| G H.E.L.P.eR MOD-2 |
10 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| OT Ian Woosnam |
5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Sno | Plays | Pancakes | RevPnkd | HryAlw | SackAlw |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| WR ODD BOD BLOCKA |
17 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| G Moe Norman |
15 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| G Si Woo Kim |
19 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| TE Peterbuilt Mack |
10 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| OT Master Billy Quizboy |
24 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| TE Tommy Armour |
12 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| OT Pete White, the Pink Pilgrim |
27 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| C Cary Middlecoff |
22 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 0 |
| TE Hale Irwin |
11 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| G Jackie Burke |
20 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 0 |
| Defense |
| The Usual | Ply | Tk | MsTk | Sack | Yds | Hry | TFL | FFum | FumR | Targ | RecAlw | KL | PD | Int | Yds | DefTD | Pnkd | RevPnk |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| DE Staniel Le Deveur |
11 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 |
| DT Red Mantle & Dragoon |
16 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| FS Colonel Snoopy |
19 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 |
| LB Lieutenant Hitter |
13 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 8 | 8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 |
| CB Zack Zona |
13 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| SS Triana Orpheus, Acolyte |
15 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| C SSSSTOP ME |
3 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DT Hugo Hulkster |
16 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 |
| DT Full House Herbert |
7 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 |
| SS Gogo Yubari |
12 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Bobby Bruce |
8 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FS Screamin' Banshee |
14 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| CB Horton Smith |
17 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 |
| LB Crazy Hooligan LB2 |
12 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 |
| CB The Mighty Monarch |
17 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 |
| LB Haranguetan, aka Ronnie |
1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Lieutenant Smasher |
12 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Hot Rod Woodson Jr |
14 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 |
| DE Arizona Dirt Devil |
14 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| LB Lee Roy Jordan |
7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB KoB's Sidney Jones |
17 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| LB Perk 40 |
7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE The Sack Man Jr. Jr. |
14 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DT Art Wall Jr. JMcD |
13 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| Sno | Ply | Tk | MsTk | Sack | Yds | Hry | TFL | FFum | FumR | Targ | RecAlw | KL | PD | Int | Yds | DefTD | Pnkd | RevPnk |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| FS Rory McIlroy |
13 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| DE Ethan Ledbetter |
9 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 |
| LB Max Homa |
8 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE Freddie Couples |
9 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| LB Ethan Hardy |
7 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| SS Snow Ball |
9 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Xander Schauffele |
6 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Ralph Guldahl |
7 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| DT J.S. Bach |
7 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DT Ludwig Van Beethoven |
4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DT Craig Stadler |
4 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Clubber Lang |
3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Nikola Tesla |
5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Bob Goalby |
10 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Ethan Abdullah |
4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Jason Day |
7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Colin Morikawa |
4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Puff Ball |
5 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| DE David Duval |
4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Nick Price |
4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart |
5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Ludvig Aberg |
8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FS Jon Rahm |
11 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Ethan Colvin |
5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DT Wookie Chewbacca |
6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| SS Will Zalatoris |
7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Ethan Stark |
4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Special Teams |
| The Usual | Plays | Tk | MsTk | FFum | FRec | FumRTD | Pnkd | BrTk | Fum | FumL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| C SSSSTOP ME |
3 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FS Colonel Snoopy |
5 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Sno | Plays | Tk | MsTk | FFum | FRec | FumRTD | Pnkd | BrTk | Fum | FumL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| FS Rory McIlroy |
7 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Ethan Hardy |
3 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |





